Why are orange tic tacs the "cool" tic tacs?

Feiss · Sep 9, 2008

I mean, they're not even minty.

Ageless Stranger · Sep 9, 2008

Eh? Since when was this decided? Bah, I turn my back and the universe thinks it can just change all the rules.

*Waves hand*

There. Green tic tacs are once again cool.

Elonna · Sep 9, 2008

Ewww to orange

Green are Da Bomb!

Feiss · Sep 9, 2008

Are you people f'real? Show me an indie movie in which GREEN tic tacs have played a central role.

What's that? None? Pwned

Woodsie · Sep 9, 2008

I don't like them. I like white.

Ageless Stranger · Sep 9, 2008

Feiss said:
Are you people f'real? Show me an indie movie in which GREEN tic tacs have played a central role.

What's that? None? Pwned

Clearly, you haven't seen my short post-modern student film.

Ode to a Green Tic Tac that became lodged in a gap between the molars at the back of my mouth; a study of humanity.

And re-watch The Matrix. Upon close examination, I think you'll find that the green code, is composed of green tic tacs.

Feiss · Sep 9, 2008

Woodsie said:
I don't like them. I like white.

tic tac rac ist

Shadow_Ferret · Sep 9, 2008

I don't like Tic Tacs at all.

Feiss · Sep 9, 2008

Ageless Stranger said:
Clearly, you haven't seen my short post-modern student film.

Ode to a Green Tic Tac that became lodged in a gap between the molars at the back of my mouth; a study of humanity.

And re-watch The Matrix. Upon close examination, I think you'll find that the green code, is composed of green tic tacs.

HOW BIG OF A GAP IS IN YOUR MOLARS? You can lodge a tic tac back there?

my mind is blown by the matrix thing. But I still contend, the orange are the cool, because the Matrix was cool like what 7 years ago?

Feiss · Sep 9, 2008

Shadow_Ferret said:
I don't like Tic Tacs at all.

mis tic tac thr ope

Disa · Sep 9, 2008

Orange ones are simply horrid. I perfer the white ones, as well.

Feiss · Sep 9, 2008

KTC said:
Good Christ! Are you all NEW!

Only the cases are coloured now. THEY'RE ALL WHITE!

Orange ones are only symbolically orange now. They are white once you shake them out of the orange container.

You're new...all of you. Welcome to 2008!

KTC you're insane, explain my orange tongue then. I place this symbolic feather in my cap.

Feiss · Sep 9, 2008

Disa said:
Orange ones are simply horrid. I perfer the white ones, as well.

But the orange ones can dance. The white ones only know how to hold witty little wine and cheese parties.

Ageless Stranger · Sep 9, 2008

KTC said:
Please. You neanderthal people. You're so gauche.

EVERYTHING orange is cool. That's just the way it is. Orange = Cool. Green, not so much. Get over it.

And enough with the hand waving, Ageless Stranger...you merely managed to create enough flatulence in the air to knock dead a butterfly in Southeast Asia.

ORANGE = COOL

GAWD!

My hand can create flatulence? Why did I not know of this most wonderful gift? I shall set it to work immediately.

I laugh at your invocation of GAWD. I hold no fear of this supernal being.
Green tic tacs reign supreme. And you will realise this KTC, oh yes.

You will realise this.

And Feiss, the hole at the back of my molars is a kinda spiritual, metaphorical . . . thingymabob. As for The Matrix, nearly everyone in that wore sunglasses. That film shall remain cool when this planet is but dust.

Feiss · Sep 9, 2008

Ageless Stranger said:
My hand can create flatulence? Why did I not know of this most wonderful gift? I shall set it to work immediately.

I laugh at your invocation of GAWD. I hold no fear of this supernal being.
Green tic tacs reign supreme. And you will realise this KTC, oh yes.

You will realise this.

And Feiss, the hole at the back of my molars is a kinda spiritual, metaphorical . . . thingymabob. As for The Matrix, nearly everyone in that wore sunglasses. That film shall remain cool when this planet is but dust.

They wore sunglasses to shade their eyes from the brilliant GAWDly glare of the orange tic tacs.

Of this do you not know?

study Chapter 12 you must.

Ageless Stranger · Sep 9, 2008

Feiss said:
They wore sunglasses to shade their eyes from the brilliant GAWDly glare of the orange tic tacs.

Of this do you not know?

study Chapter 12 you must.

Didn't you start off arguing in favour of green tic tacs?

I can't keep track of all this logical side-stepping.

KTC; I thank you sir. Now my monitor is decorated with warm tea.

KC Sunshine · Sep 9, 2008

The orange ones have always been the tastiest- it was only a matter of time before someone outed them as such.

Still- the whole tic tac storyline in "that" indie film was cloying and overbearing. I can picture kids in schoolyards across America giving each other tic tacs as a symbol of devotion. Blech.

Feiss · Sep 9, 2008

Ageless Stranger said:
Didn't you start off arguing in favour of green tic tacs?

I can't keep track of all this logical side-stepping.

KTC; I thank you sir. Now my monitor is decorated with warm tea.

No I started off stating, Orange tic tacs are the cool ones.

That is a Fact. Inarguable, fart-hand.

I was just questioning what about the orange tic-tacs it is that make them so dang cool.

Feiss · Sep 9, 2008

KC Sunshine said:
The orange ones have always been the tastiest- it was only a matter of time before someone outed them as such.

Still- the whole tic tac storyline in "that" indie film was cloying and overbearing. I can picture kids in schoolyards across America giving each other tic tacs as a symbol of devotion. Blech.

Hey, better tic tacs than pregnancies, baby.

Ageless Stranger · Sep 9, 2008

KTC said:
AHA!

It is noticeably NOT green tea, though! HA!

And neither, sir, is it orange. The ball is in your court.

And enough of this fart hand business. I'm not above hopping on a plane, locating your homes, and terrorising you with it.

Feiss · Sep 9, 2008

we should present him with a glove filled with orange tic tacs.

Feiss · Sep 9, 2008

Ageless Stranger said:
And neither, sir, is it orange. The ball is in your court.

And enough of this fart hand business. I'm not above hopping on a plane, locating your homes, and terrorising you with it.

what are you, going to spank me?

Ageless Stranger · Sep 9, 2008

No. I shall invent. . .Red Tic Tacs.

And there shall be a revolution! Down with the bourgei. . .I mean Orange Tic Tacs!

joyce · Sep 9, 2008

I almost choked on a green tic tac today! I was ringing someone out at the register and they asked me a question. I started to answer when the darling little tic tac flew down my throat and I thought I'd gag. Thankfully the lady was about 110, so she wasn't paying attention as I started coughing. Somehow I kept it together and didn't die. I'm now paranoid about putting another one in my mouth. They have a death wish for me. Do you think it's the green color?

Ageless Stranger · Sep 9, 2008

joyce said:
I almost choked on a green tic tac today! I was ringing someone out at the register and they asked me a question. I started to answer when the darling little tic tac flew down my throat and I thought I'd gag. Thankfully the lady was about 110, so she wasn't paying attention as I started coughing. Somehow I kept it together and didn't die. I'm now paranoid about putting another one in my mouth. They have a death wish for me. Do you think it's the green color?

Nah, they were probably just playing. The orange tic tacs are the ones you have to watch out for. Once an Orange Tic Tac burnt down my home and stole my television. No really.

And I have another argument. Nameks are Green. And Piccolo kicked ass.

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