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KTC
09-09-2008, 09:23 PM
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Kitrianna
09-09-2008, 09:24 PM
Ummm, yeah. Have you ever been told that you're a tad strange?

Shadow_Ferret
09-09-2008, 09:28 PM
By me. ALL the time.

Seaclusion
09-09-2008, 09:28 PM
This definately needs to be moved to TIO

Richard

Kitrianna
09-09-2008, 09:29 PM
Yeah well a tad strange is the biggest understatement that I could make right about now :)

Don
09-09-2008, 09:30 PM
Will we have our own secret word, sign, and handshake?

Will we get to be involved in all those cool plots, like the Bilderbergers, the CFR, the lizard people, and Bohemian Grove attendees do?

What's our position on 9/11? Did the elves do it?

auntybug
09-09-2008, 09:30 PM
Sorry to hear it Kev... here ya go

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb169/auntybug/fiber.jpg

Neurotic
09-09-2008, 09:30 PM
The title is screaming for this to be an underground and secret club!

Which can be accessed only via the back door?

Kitrianna
09-09-2008, 09:32 PM
*runs screaming from the thread*

quickWit
09-09-2008, 09:40 PM
The title is screaming for this to be an underground and secret club!


Which can be accessed only via the back door?

Seven whole minutes before a backdoor joke was made! It's a new AW record! I for one am very impressed at the measure of restraint and decorum being displayed.

Bravo. :)

Shadow_Ferret
09-09-2008, 09:41 PM
Will we get to be involved in all those cool plots, like the Bilderbergers, the CFR, the lizard people, and Bohemian Grove attendees do?
The whats?

Why do you even know that stuff?

Neurotic
09-09-2008, 09:44 PM
Seven minutes? That's a new me record too.

Williebee
09-09-2008, 09:47 PM
This too shall pass.

Seaclusion
09-09-2008, 09:51 PM
Are we going to get one of these jokes every seven minutes?

Richard

rhymegirl
09-09-2008, 09:53 PM
I do have a tummy ache today.

Kitrianna
09-09-2008, 09:55 PM
:ROFL: and :roll: oh this is too much!

quickWit
09-09-2008, 10:02 PM
Are we going to get one of these jokes every seven minutes?


That would certainly make us regular.

I don't subscribe to this bran of humor.

Seaclusion
09-09-2008, 10:05 PM
I don't subscribe to this bran of humor.

Now you're just being anal retentive

Richard

vixey
09-09-2008, 10:06 PM
*Peers in through the back door. Sees that it's getting deep in here. Leaves.*

Pagey's_Girl
09-09-2008, 10:07 PM
So is this going to be the new "Unplugged" series on MTV?

rhymegirl
09-09-2008, 10:09 PM
This thread is bloated with theories and information.

quickWit
09-09-2008, 10:11 PM
Now you're just being anal retentive

Richard

How dare you make me the butt of your joke?

Kitrianna
09-09-2008, 10:12 PM
As long as the misinformation doesn't hit the fan, we should all be fine.

quickWit
09-09-2008, 10:30 PM
This thread stinks.

rhymegirl
09-09-2008, 10:31 PM
I have the urge to say something really stinko.

vixey
09-09-2008, 10:39 PM
KTC's throne



http://www.pahl.ca/vp/toilets105.jpg

rhymegirl
09-09-2008, 10:41 PM
Not a bad kind of office! Just need maybe a small fridge in there and you could stay there all day!

vixey
09-09-2008, 11:55 PM
I told you never to show them the place from which all of this magic comes from! This is like pulling back the curtain and revealing the Great Oz as a charlatan. SPANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!!!!!!!

*Rubs bum then sneaks into KTC's throne room and slips Exlax in his drink*

BenPanced
09-10-2008, 01:08 AM
I gas we'll just have to wait and see what passes.

quickWit
09-10-2008, 01:15 AM
The winds will blow.

Better hole on.

JLCwrites
09-10-2008, 01:17 AM
Holds nose and hands Kevin some soap..

http://img.loccitane.com/P.aspx?l=&s=265&e=jpg&id=15SA150V5

quickWit
09-10-2008, 01:54 AM
Knock Knock...

benbradley
09-10-2008, 02:09 AM
Wasn't this the basis of that alternate-energy documentary "A Mighty Wind?"

vixey
09-10-2008, 02:10 AM
Knock Knock...

OK, I'll bite ...

Who's there?

quickWit
09-10-2008, 02:11 AM
OK, I'll bite ...

Who's there?

Poo. *snicker*

vixey
09-10-2008, 02:12 AM
Poo. *snicker*

Poo who?

quickWit
09-10-2008, 02:14 AM
Poo who?

Aww, don't cry.


:roll:


Get it? Don't cry? Like you're crying, only I changed the 'Boo' to 'Poo'! See what I did there?

Oh yeah...that's gold, baby! :D

vixey
09-10-2008, 02:16 AM
If you have to explain it ...... Know what I'm sayin'.

But, hey, I'm the one who asked.

quickWit
09-10-2008, 02:16 AM
I see what you did. It's sad...but I see it.

Medic!

What's a matter? Too high-brown for ya?

*rimshot*

quickWit
09-10-2008, 02:20 AM
Oh, poo! Please settle down.

party-pooper.

vixey
09-10-2008, 02:21 AM
What's a matter? Too high-brown for ya?

No. It's ASSinine.

vixey
09-10-2008, 02:24 AM
It's sad he's really trying to assimilate. A little too runny for me.

It Depends on what he's really trying to accomplish.

vixey
09-10-2008, 02:27 AM
*Gutter alert! I cry foul odor!*

[ETA: You know I'm trying to cook dinner in between posts.]

Jaycinth
09-10-2008, 02:28 AM
This thread has reached the state of coprolite reality

quickWit
09-10-2008, 02:29 AM
*Gutter alert! I cry foul odor!*

[ETA: You know I'm trying to cook dinner in between posts.]

That explains the foul odor.

*rimshot*

Jaycinth
09-10-2008, 02:32 AM
Like it?!?!?!


Does a bear...........

quickWit
09-10-2008, 02:33 AM
*looks adoringly at Lady Jay*

I flung the poo. :D

vixey
09-10-2008, 02:34 AM
That explains the foul odor.

*rimshot*

:box:

vixey
09-10-2008, 02:35 AM
This thread has reached the state of coprolite reality

Had to look that up - Oh! I get it!

quickWit
09-10-2008, 02:41 AM
Had to look that up

You could have assked for assistance.

quickWit
09-10-2008, 02:44 AM
She didn't have your 1-800-Dial-A-turd number.

:roll:

Now I need to clean my screen.

ass. :D

Feiss
09-10-2008, 02:45 AM
She didn't have your 1-800-Dial-A-turd number.

your phone number has poo many digits.

quickWit
09-10-2008, 02:49 AM
your phone number has poo many digits.

Uhhh...the 'D' is silent.

Feiss
09-10-2008, 02:56 AM
Sorry. I should have explained. The Ds are silent, but deadly.

I don't know, I couldn't hear it, but something smells rotten to me.

JLCwrites
09-10-2008, 03:09 AM
This thread is getting very corny.

Feiss
09-10-2008, 03:53 AM
Corn, it just so happens, is indigestible.

I wonder if it pops in your stomach when you have a high fever. Imagine the gas that would create

Jaycinth
09-10-2008, 03:57 AM
I wonder if it pops in your stomach when you have a high fever. Imagine the gas that would create


Ten billion cows.


One lighter.


Any questions?

quickWit
09-10-2008, 05:32 AM
DER! Yeah. Why don't they all weigh the same????

'cause some lighters hold more gas than others.

Feiss
09-10-2008, 09:03 AM
'cause some lighters hold more gas than others.

and some lighters are lighter because THEY kept sucking on icecubes instead of breaking down and eating the ritz crackers.

KC Sunshine
09-10-2008, 09:40 AM
Sound like a case of mud butt.

NeuroFizz
09-10-2008, 04:16 PM
I Hold You So Briefly

As a twinge you begin
building quickly in force
until you totally consume
my sensory world

Then you play with me
have your way with me
and like a birth
you are free to move on

As you circle, sashay
you carry away
all that disagrees with
my constitution

An amendment of that
taken in with desire
open-flied, satisfied
from my gluttonous lust

And I feel so much better
for it

vixey
09-10-2008, 04:18 PM
I Hold You So Briefly

As a twinge you begin
building quickly in force
until you totally consume
my sensory world

Then you play with me
have your way with me
and like a birth
you are free to move on

As you circle, sashay
you carry away
all that disagrees with
my constitution

An amendment of that
taken in with desire
open-flied, satisfied
from my gluttonous lust

And I feel so much better
for it

Ode to a Fart?

NeuroFizz
09-10-2008, 04:21 PM
Ode to a Fart?
Nope. Something with a little more substance...

Either that or a one night stand (doubling the entendre), but the first is way underrated and the second is frequently overrated (from the adage: Nothing is so overrated as your first f**k and nothing so underrated as a good sh*t).

vixey
09-10-2008, 04:21 PM
Nope. Something with a little more substance...

Did everything come out ok?

NeuroFizz
09-10-2008, 04:30 PM
Ode to a Fart?
And that would be this one (again with a double meaning)...

Le Petomane

Vernacular oration
of iterant duration
becomes mot cru
crepitatively blew

When convictions, like perd
are thunderously heard
but no substance finds
impatient minds

The wind that carries
of dingleberries
is better saved
for those depraved

When staled thought
on a soapbox wrought
of its height and hail
only topples the frail

Hold onto your tongue
for fear of exposure
your intellectual flanks
in moral foreclosure

vixey
09-10-2008, 04:35 PM
:Clap:

ETA: Been fun - off to write another chapter. Later, dudes.

Feiss
09-10-2008, 07:59 PM
I Hold You So Briefly

As a twinge you begin
building quickly in force
until you totally consume
my sensory world

Then you play with me
have your way with me
and like a birth
you are free to move on

As you circle, sashay
you carry away
all that disagrees with
my constitution

An amendment of that
taken in with desire
open-flied, satisfied
from my gluttonous lust

And I feel so much better
for it

I Lol'd

quickWit
09-10-2008, 09:03 PM
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/fart006.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

vixey
09-10-2008, 09:31 PM
Just have to ask ...

Uh, KTC, is constipation the reason for your new avatar???

maestrowork
09-10-2008, 10:12 PM
Constipation time, come on!
Woo woo!

quickWit
09-10-2008, 10:13 PM
There's a party going on right here.

maestrowork
09-10-2008, 10:13 PM
Do you know the difference between constipation and diarrhea?





Wait for it.





Not much. They're just as shitty.

quickWit
09-10-2008, 10:17 PM
Do you know the difference between constipation and diarrhea?





Wait for it.





Not much. They're just as shitty.

I thought the answer was 'Wait for it'. :)

rhymegirl
09-10-2008, 10:22 PM
This thread seems to be stuck in the same place. In other words it's unable to progress. In other words it's plugged up. Not much happenin' here.

vixey
09-10-2008, 10:23 PM
This thread seems to be stuck in the same place. In other words it's unable to progress. In other words it's plugged up. Not much happenin' here.

Oh, like it's constipated!! *slaps knee* I get it!!

Feiss
09-10-2008, 11:28 PM
I pooed just now. It was fantasticles. I guess I don't belong here.

quickWit
09-10-2008, 11:31 PM
Craptastic. Smell ya later. :)

vixey
09-11-2008, 12:34 AM
Now I see why you're the Pooet Laureate. :P

NeuroFizz
09-11-2008, 12:57 AM
Pooet Lariat - the new technique for relieving constipation. Rope me a big one...

BenPanced
09-11-2008, 01:00 AM
Beans, beans,
the muscial fruit!
The more you eat,
the less chance we have of the censors letting us air this.

Thank you.

BenPanced
09-11-2008, 01:01 AM
i pooted!

vixey
09-11-2008, 01:03 AM
i pooted!

Was it a rainbow?