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Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-27-2008, 04:14 AM
Wait! We're in Erotica!

Pthom
08-27-2008, 04:39 AM
Shouldn't that be: "Wait! We're erotic!"



Or, maybe not. Carry on.


Um... you're doing that already.


Nevermind.

Cassiopeia
08-27-2008, 04:44 AM
So, one of my favorite places to be!

*gets out her Councilor Troy outfit and struts*

:D

That's right, I know we aren't in SciFi/Fan anymore. ;)

Haggis
08-27-2008, 04:56 AM
Woo-hoo!

Nine years old and they let me into Erotica!

:e2woo:

Haggis
08-27-2008, 04:57 AM
So, one of my favorite places to be!

*gets out of her Councilor Troy outfit and struts*

:D



Woo-hoo!

:e2woo:

Calla Lily
08-27-2008, 05:01 AM
If we're in Erotica, then I REALLY REALLY REALLY want someone to conjure up The Gerard for me.

Anyone smuggle the Transporter under their seat before we left SF? Please?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-27-2008, 05:01 AM
Shouldn't that be: "Wait! We're erotic!"



Or, maybe not. Carry on.


Um... you're doing that already.


Nevermind.

Yeah, you're just a tad late with the permissions there, pthom. :D



Woo-hoo!

Nine years old and they let me into Erotica!

:e2woo:

But what's that in dog years? 105?

Haggis
08-27-2008, 05:13 AM
But what's that in dog years? 105?

Um...something like that. :(

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-27-2008, 05:20 AM
That's okay, Haggis. We love ol' dogs. :Hug2:

Haggis
08-27-2008, 05:22 AM
That's okay, Haggis. We love ol' dogs. :Hug2:

Good, because I can still get it...

wait a minute...

it's almost there...

hold on...

I'm sure I can still do this...

...

...


...


*craptm*

cray
08-27-2008, 06:31 AM
*queue music*

*brown chicken brown cow brown chicken brown cow*


drops off reference post for you to laugh at (http://absolutewrite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2529165&postcount=15369)

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-27-2008, 03:24 PM
:roll:

Bmwhtly
08-27-2008, 03:38 PM
Why does it still say beam me up Scotty if we're now in porn?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-27-2008, 03:46 PM
'Cause RT got -ahem- distracted and forgot to change it. ;)

Rolling Thunder
08-27-2008, 03:59 PM
I'm not the one who punted it to erotica. And 'Beam me up, Scotty' sounds erotic enough.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-27-2008, 04:00 PM
If said in a sexy tone of voice... well, yeah.

Especially if you're naked.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-27-2008, 04:29 PM
Well... I guess I could post that one scene from 'Trinity'... Silver King knows the one... he and Mrs. SK thought it was quite... uh...

Or not.

It would look bad once we get back home.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-27-2008, 04:37 PM
I'll put it up on one of the pay sites... might make a dime or two.

Bmwhtly
08-27-2008, 05:36 PM
might make a dime or two.Careful, ma'am.
You don't want to price yourself out of the market.

ChaosTitan
08-27-2008, 05:38 PM
*marvels at how quickly they fled SF/F*

*goes back to polishing her tachyon emitters*

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-27-2008, 06:53 PM
Careful, ma'am.
You don't want to price yourself out of the market.

:e2cry:

Stew21
08-27-2008, 07:01 PM
Hey, can this thread generate an alternate universe that makes agents fall in love with my manuscript?
I could use the help.

Haggis
08-27-2008, 07:06 PM
Hey, can this thread generate an alternate universe that makes agents fall in love with my manuscript?
I could use the help.

Given where we are right now, I think the thread can make agents fall in lust with your manuscript.

Stew21
08-27-2008, 07:07 PM
This forum might make you want to hump my manuscript's leg.

Don't mess up the pages, puppy.

Stew21
08-27-2008, 07:09 PM
maybe we should change the title to Steam Me Up, Scotty.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-27-2008, 07:16 PM
Or... dare I type it? Up My Steamy, Scotty!

Stew21
08-27-2008, 07:31 PM
Or... dare I type it? Up My Steamy, Scotty!


Up my... ?? :eek:oh dear.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-27-2008, 07:39 PM
I'm bad. Bad to the bone.




Oh, dear... that could get me in trouble in here, too...

Stew21
08-27-2008, 07:43 PM
You realize we all have to have porn names now, don't you?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-27-2008, 08:00 PM
You can be 'Whew!21'!

Stew21
08-27-2008, 08:08 PM
Are you Ooooooh Fashion Girl?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-27-2008, 08:16 PM
That's better (read: cleaner) than the first thought that came to mind... :)

Stew21
08-27-2008, 08:18 PM
I had that thought too, but thought I outta not post it.


(it was something along the Oooh F'n Girl - sorry)

Stew21
08-27-2008, 08:32 PM
Rolling Thunder is Rollin de Haye (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2485586&postcount=301)

Stew21
08-27-2008, 08:35 PM
cray is just going to be be BOB*.

sorry cray.





battery operated boyfriend

cray
08-27-2008, 09:45 PM
:roll:

very nice. thanks trish!



regards,


bob

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-27-2008, 10:03 PM
Rolling Thunder is Rollin de Haye (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2485586&postcount=301)

I knew saving that post would come in handy some day.

Haggis
08-27-2008, 10:14 PM
Y'all feel free to use my handy-dandy Porn Star Name Generator (http://gangstaname.com/porn_name.php).

I dare you to look up "Haggis." I double dare you.

Stew21
08-27-2008, 10:15 PM
I already know you're porn name: Sir Doggystyle

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-27-2008, 10:16 PM
Hi, Maxx! Tawny Hornball here... at your... er... service. :D

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-27-2008, 10:17 PM
KTC's is Buster Slickbooty. I kid you not!

Stew21
08-27-2008, 10:22 PM
I don't like that thing.

Haggis
08-27-2008, 10:22 PM
Rolling Thunder is

Captain Pickle


:roll:

Haggis
08-27-2008, 10:23 PM
I don't like that thing.

Why do you say that, Nikky?

Cassiopeia
08-27-2008, 10:31 PM
Missy Hymen here. SHEESH!

C.bronco
08-27-2008, 10:36 PM
This is amusing.

(I just happened to be walking up to cars with a squeegee when your bus pulled up to the light.)

Stew21
08-27-2008, 10:48 PM
:roll:

very nice.


spank you very much.

san_remo_ave
08-28-2008, 06:07 AM
Hi Guys!

Hey --why are the windows fogging up in here?:e2brows:

wyntermoon
08-28-2008, 06:17 AM
You may call me Cara, Ms. Spankalot if you're nasty.

rhymegirl
08-28-2008, 06:55 AM
Oh the TTSDBNT thread is in one of my favorite places.

My porn name is Rhymgirl.

Haggis
08-28-2008, 07:11 AM
Oh the TTSDBNT thread is in one of my favorite places.

My porn name is Rhymgirl.

Shouldn't that by "Rhymgrrrrrrrrrl?"

Alan Yee
08-28-2008, 08:09 AM
Here's what I got for my pornstar names....

When I tried Alan Yee, it said my name was Slick Tittles.
When I tried just Alan, it said Slick Hymen.
I even made sure I selected MALE, both times.
Guys don't even have hymens! I'm not even attracted to anyone who would presumably have one. As for Slick Tittles... well, at least guys actually have tittles of some kind. And that's all I will say about that.

Good thing there's no way I would ever be a pornstar.

Cassiopeia
08-28-2008, 08:09 AM
good night you freaks. ;)

Beach Bunny
08-28-2008, 08:12 AM
Heh, Sandy Strokum ... uh, I think I'll stick with Beach Bunny.

Bmwhtly
08-28-2008, 11:17 AM
I'm bad. Bad to the bone.Oooh, are we going to Music next?

My porn name is Rhymgirl.
Wouldn't it be RhythmChick?

EriRae
08-28-2008, 11:24 AM
Where are we? :D

rhymegirl
08-28-2008, 03:37 PM
Y'all feel free to use my handy-dandy Porn Star Name Generator (http://gangstaname.com/porn_name.php).

I used your handy-dandy porn name generator and got: Lana Pickle

sct
08-28-2008, 05:48 PM
Hi. I'm new to AW and I have to say that this is the most disgusting irreverent thread I have seen here. I am so repulsed by it that I have to check it six or seven times a day to make sure I keep my revulsion level up.

Actually, I love it. I hope you don't mind my lurking. I find it really brings out my voyeuristic side.

sct

cray
08-28-2008, 06:03 PM
Hi. I'm new to AW and I have to say that this is the most disgusting irreverent thread I have seen here. I am so repulsed by it that I have to check it six or seven times a day to make sure I keep my revulsion level up.

Actually, I love it. I hope you don't mind my lurking. I find it really brings out my voyeuristic side.

sct



welcome sct. this thread sickens me too. in fact, it sickens everyone.
kill it. please. i'm begging you.



or pick out a porn name and have fun.

sct
08-28-2008, 06:19 PM
I did try the name generator and it came up Javier Hard. I'm not sure what that means, but it seems comforting somehow.

sct

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-28-2008, 06:46 PM
Hi. I'm new to AW and I have to say that this is the most disgusting irreverent thread I have seen here. I am so repulsed by it that I have to check it six or seven times a day to make sure I keep my revulsion level up.

Actually, I love it. I hope you don't mind my lurking. I find it really brings out my voyeuristic side.

sct

Why lurk when you can wallow with the rest of us? Pull up a rubber sheet; grab a gallon of silicon fuser oil, and join in! :)

OFG, who understands how slick silicon fuser oil really is

rhymegirl
08-28-2008, 08:17 PM
welcome sct. this thread sickens me too. in fact, it sickens everyone.

Does not.

cray
08-28-2008, 08:32 PM
Does not.


*cough* (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1828222&postcount=18776)


:D (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1828168&postcount=18762)

whatever you do,....don't click that smiley.

rhymegirl
08-28-2008, 10:02 PM
whatever you do,....don't click that smiley.

I clicked it. Ewww.

Rolling Thunder
08-29-2008, 04:54 AM
Well. Only two more days left, people, and then the bus gets parked in Office Party. Make the most of it.

Haggis
08-29-2008, 05:16 AM
Well. Only two more days left, people, and then the bus gets parked in Office Party. Make the most of it.

No. Wait. What about research? You promised us a trip to research.

Rolling Thunder
08-29-2008, 05:18 AM
We detoured to sci-fi instead.

Haggis
08-29-2008, 05:21 AM
You mean you're going to deny the research forum the pleasure of dealing with us?
















*lets air out of bus tires*

Neurotic
08-29-2008, 05:26 AM
If you're gonna be that way I'm Schmooing your road trip.

*takes up a seat right at the front of the bus*

ETA: Actually, looking at that backside, I think I need the back seat. All of the back seat.

Rolling Thunder
08-29-2008, 05:44 AM
Do we have any graham crackers and chocolate left over from the cooking forum? I could go for a toasty Shmoore.

Neurotic
08-29-2008, 05:54 AM
Hah. More idle threats.

(What? I'm a giant, big-bottomed marshmallow. How much worse can it get from here?)

ChaosTitan
08-29-2008, 06:01 AM
We detoured to sci-fi instead.

We still haven't quite recovered from that experience.

:e2beat:

Bmwhtly
08-29-2008, 11:13 AM
Well. Only two more days left, people, and then the bus gets parked in Office Party. Make the most of it.
But But But we haven't been to Music yet!

We still haven't quite recovered from that experience.

:e2beat:
Well, some nice music'll help you recover.

What d'ya say RT?

Rolling Thunder
08-29-2008, 03:36 PM
But But But we haven't been to Music yet!

Well, some nice music'll help you recover.

What d'ya say RT?

Sorry. Labor Day is on Monday and that signals the unofficial end of summer. Haggis needs to get back to disobedience school.


We still haven't quite recovered from that experience.

:e2beat:

That's OFG's and Haggis' fault. I'd sue.


Hah. More idle threats.

(What? I'm a giant, big-bottomed marshmallow. How much worse can it get from here?)

Well, Haggis might eat you.

Bmwhtly
08-29-2008, 03:42 PM
Sorry. Labor Day is on Monday and that signals the unofficial end of summer.Labor Day?
You mean that phoney holiday crammed down our throats by fat-cat union gangsters?!

Hot-Damn, a day off!


oh, wait... I'm not in the Americas. No day off :(


On the plus side, Monday's a day off cos I've got jury duty :)

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-29-2008, 04:23 PM
ETA: Actually, looking at that backside, I think I need the back seat. All of the back seat.

No offense, Neurotic, but that bow makes your butt look two axe handles wide.


That's OFG's and Haggis' fault. I'd sue.

No. Nonono. Dawno's fault. It's in the AW Constitution. Look it up.

Neurotic
08-29-2008, 04:31 PM
No offense, Neurotic, but that bow makes your butt look two axe handles wide.

You're too kind. I thought it was closer to three.

Unique
08-29-2008, 04:42 PM
Naked bowling pins in love. I came in here for this?

Where's the beef?(cake)

cray
08-29-2008, 04:47 PM
g'day unique.



oh, hey, look,...a schmoo.
sssssh. don't scare it away.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-29-2008, 04:50 PM
They're very timid, y'know.

Neurotic
08-29-2008, 04:52 PM
Yes. Timid.

I'm watching you cray. You think you're being quiet but I know you're there. I can smell batteries from a great distance.

cray
08-29-2008, 04:52 PM
you rarely see the wild ones out at this hour.
they most often come out at dusk in search of graham crackers.







eta: keep watching, kiddo, you'll be asleep in no time!

Neurotic
08-29-2008, 04:54 PM
Graham crackers. Amateur. Bigger batteries than you have tried to vanquish me with graham crackers.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-29-2008, 09:40 PM
Hah. More idle threats.

(What? I'm a giant, big-bottomed marshmallow. How much worse can it get from here?)

You realize, of course, that's just begging for trouble? It's like throwing a giant challenge at RT... he's been thinking now for hours just what he could do to show you 'how much worse it can get from here'. :)

Neurotic
08-30-2008, 03:55 AM
You realize, of course, that's just begging for trouble? It's like throwing a giant challenge at RT... he's been thinking now for hours just what he could do to show you 'how much worse it can get from here'. :)

If he's not challenged he'll get lazy. That big, yellow head will develop big, yellow extra chins. How much yellow can one board take?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-30-2008, 04:39 AM
I hope... a lot.

http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/450/ss35_450.jpeg

Neurotic
08-30-2008, 04:55 AM
Ack! Too... Much... Yellow...

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-30-2008, 03:37 PM
Burned my eyes this morning... worse than the sun.

Rolling Thunder
08-30-2008, 06:49 PM
*inflates tires, pops clutch*

Okay, people, we're on the last leg of the journey. If you're gonna write some erotic postcards you best do it now.

Haggis
08-30-2008, 06:57 PM
*inflates tires, pops clutch*

Okay, people, we're on the last leg of the journey. If you're gonna write some erotic postcards you best do it now.

*drains gas tank*

Stew21
08-30-2008, 07:18 PM
It's either time for a cigarette or a cold shower.
Maybe both.


:Makes note that you can't do both at the same time.:

Haggis
08-30-2008, 07:32 PM
*fills gas tank with water*

san_remo_ave
08-30-2008, 10:11 PM
*hands Haggis a sack of sugar*

Try this.

Rolling Thunder
08-30-2008, 10:21 PM
Doesn't matter what anyone does; OP is like a black hole and this thread can't escape its pull.

wyntermoon
08-30-2008, 10:27 PM
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
I have to pee.
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?

san_remo_ave
08-30-2008, 10:36 PM
Stop touching me!

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-30-2008, 11:02 PM
It's either time for a cigarette or a cold shower.
Maybe both.


:Makes note that you can't do both at the same time.:

Actually...

http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/PopularScience/11-1933/waterproof_cigarette.jpg

rhymegirl
08-31-2008, 03:34 AM
Since this IS the erotica board, shouldn't there be some risque pics or something?

Rolling Thunder
08-31-2008, 05:41 AM
:Wha:

TMI! TMI!

Haggis
08-31-2008, 05:42 AM
I shall take this (probably last) opportunity to remind the one OP Mod who rides this bus, that she has the power to reboot this forum anywhere she damn well feels like booting it, once it winds up again in OP.

HEAR ME, JEN?

Haggis
08-31-2008, 05:44 AM
Since this IS the erotica board, I can confess that I have some undies with a smiley face on them.

I have Sponge Bob boxers, but that's a whole different story.

rhymegirl
08-31-2008, 06:00 AM
:Wha:

TMI! TMI!

Really? I thought you'd enjoy that information.

Rolling Thunder
08-31-2008, 06:05 AM
I have issues about underwear with faces on them. It's creepy.

Haggis
08-31-2008, 06:35 AM
I have issues about underwear with faces on them. It's creepy.

http://juvenileclothing.com/kidsunderwear/briefs/barney.jpg

Rolling Thunder
08-31-2008, 06:36 AM
Well, see, that's different. Barney is kewl.

Stew21
08-31-2008, 06:42 AM
My son has Bob The Builder underwear.

Speaking of Bob...

http://iputatextonimage.com/wp-content/can-we-fix-it.jpg

rhymegirl
08-31-2008, 06:47 AM
I have issues about underwear with faces on them. It's creepy.

Oh I see. Well, how about these?

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j80/rhymegirl/bunnypants.jpg

Rolling Thunder
08-31-2008, 06:52 AM
Oh I see. Well, how about these?

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j80/rhymegirl/bunnypants.jpg

Well, now those are nice. But...what if the escape hatch was being used? I mean, I know rabbits like carrots but that would be rather...odd looking

rhymegirl
08-31-2008, 06:54 AM
Women don't have carrots. Those are ladies undies.

sct
08-31-2008, 03:19 PM
I was away yesterday and while driving, I was telling my wife about this thread. It feels like home! Where will I go if they move my home?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-31-2008, 03:36 PM
I shall take this (probably last) opportunity to remind the one OP Mod who rides this bus, that she has the power to reboot this forum anywhere she damn well feels like booting it, once it winds up again in OP.

HEAR ME, JEN?


You mean these ruby slippers are good for something besides giving me corns??


I have Sponge Bob boxers, but that's a whole different story.

And a whole different purpose, too...


I was away yesterday and while driving, I was telling my wife about this thread. It feels like home! Where will I go if they move my home?

You'll go with us 'cause there is no escape from the Magic Bus.

wyntermoon
08-31-2008, 05:52 PM
I have Sponge Bob boxers, but that's a whole different story.

Depends do not count as a Sponge...

Neurotic
08-31-2008, 06:03 PM
You'll go with us 'cause there is no escape from the Magic Bus.

Don't believe her. There's escape. I escaped.

Wait...

What?

*looks around*

Damn it!

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-31-2008, 06:04 PM
I rest my case, Your Honor.

sct
08-31-2008, 08:07 PM
I just love wearing my ruby slippers. My wife laughs at me, but I think they make me look distinguished!

There no place like home...there's no place like home.

wyntermoon
08-31-2008, 08:11 PM
:Wha:

TMI! TMI!

What he said.

Alan Yee
09-01-2008, 09:04 AM
I often use quotes from the Wizard of Oz movie whenever I have the appropriate opportunity to use one of them, but I never really understood the whole "OMG it was all a dream, but no it wasn't a dream, 'cause you, and you, and you, and YOU were there." If it was a dream, then Dorothy technically should only have been able to see things from her point-of-view, and we shouldn't be able to see what the Wicked Witch of the West is doing/saying/looking at in the crystal ball when it's Dorothy's dream and Dorothy can't hear or see what the WWotW is up to. The writers and producers of the movie should have kept the story as something that actually happened in the story, not just a dream inside a story.

The ruby slipper thing bugged me, too. "OMG you've always had the power to return to Kansas whenever you wanted to, but I wanted to keep you around to assassinate the second Wicked Witch for me so I could maintain my innocence and not have blood (or melted witchy puddle) on my hands, and you had to figure it out for yourself that you had to click your heels together THREE times before you could make your wish." That was sort of annoying. How kind of Glinda to traumatize poor Dorothy before finally letting her go home. And I still don't get how the twister in Kansas ended up in Oz in the first place. It's meaningless to say it's "over the rainbow", unless it's supposed to be an invisible floating land or in outer space, which it obviously isn't.

Alan Yee
09-01-2008, 09:45 AM
I'm doomed. Only two full days of vacation left before I have to go back to the nine-months-minus-weekends-and-occasional-breaks torture chamber that most people refer to by the euphemism, "school"--which these days actually seems to be teaching kids how to be stupid and do things like "Master Portfolios" that do nothing in the long run and take too much time from our classes where we should actually be, you know, LEARNING. And they sometimes claim they don't have enough money to pay for more classroom sets of books so that we don't have to carry two or three fucking huge/heavy textbooks in our backpacks every day. It sucks, because whoever built the school forty-something years ago or revised the rules of the school district was brilliant enough to decide that students couldn't have lockers to store books-and-things in during classes (except for P.E.). What was their reasoning, you ask? "The kids might put bombs and/or other weapons in them." Um, great. I feel so much safer knowing that the kids who bring weapons to school will have to store them in their backpacks, or their pockets, or stuffed under their jackets or inside their pants. After all, lockers and clothing and inanimate objects are the ones responsible for students bringing weapons to their schools. Teenagers don't kill people, that's silly, they're robots and will only do what the schools ask them to. And if the clothing is responsible for all sorts of horrible things, as they seem to keep thinking, why don't they just make everyone go to school naked?

Anyway, my first day is Wednesday. Junior year. 11th grade. Only two more years to go before I graduate. And I can sneak into R-rated movies all by myself in less than two months (when I turn 17). **sniffsniff** I'm growing up so fast. Before you know it, I'll be releasing all sorts of sexy fantasy/horror stories and books into the world.

Rolling Thunder
09-01-2008, 04:14 PM
I often use quotes from the Wizard of Oz movie whenever I have the appropriate opportunity to use one of them, but I never really understood the whole "OMG it was all a dream, but no it wasn't a dream, 'cause you, and you, and you, and YOU were there." If it was a dream, then Dorothy technically should only have been able to see things from her point-of-view, and we shouldn't be able to see what the Wicked Witch of the West is doing/saying/looking at in the crystal ball when it's Dorothy's dream and Dorothy can't hear or see what the WWotW is up to. The writers and producers of the movie should have kept the story as something that actually happened in the story, not just a dream inside a story.

The ruby slipper thing bugged me, too. "OMG you've always had the power to return to Kansas whenever you wanted to, but I wanted to keep you around to assassinate the second Wicked Witch for me so I could maintain my innocence and not have blood (or melted witchy puddle) on my hands, and you had to figure it out for yourself that you had to click your heels together THREE times before you could make your wish." That was sort of annoying. How kind of Glinda to traumatize poor Dorothy before finally letting her go home. And I still don't get how the twister in Kansas ended up in Oz in the first place. It's meaningless to say it's "over the rainbow", unless it's supposed to be an invisible floating land or in outer space, which it obviously isn't.

How about a link to a site where the symbolism used in the WoOz is discussed? Yes?

Okay. http://www.turnmeondeadman.net/OZ/Symbolism.php

Keep in mind that literature written way-back-when was different than what the industry wants today.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-01-2008, 04:21 PM
What the hell--!? I literary discussion? Current events?

Just 'cause it's end of summer doesn't mean we have to work so hard IN HERE!

Sheeh!

Are we home yet?

Rolling Thunder
09-01-2008, 04:29 PM
Oh, come on. I bet you clicked the link. :D

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-01-2008, 06:19 PM
Well... yeah. But I found the discussion on 'Sexuality in OZ' particularly disturbing.

Haggis
09-01-2008, 06:27 PM
How about a link to a site where the symbolism used in the WoOz is discussed? Yes?

Okay. http://www.turnmeondeadman.net/OZ/Symbolism.php

Keep in mind that literature written way-back-when was different than what the industry wants today.


What the hell--!? I literary discussion? Current events?

Just 'cause it's end of summer doesn't mean we have to work so hard IN HERE!

Sheeh!



See, this is exactly why I was not an English or Literature major. Symbolism ruins the story. At least the study of symbolism does.

What? Me? Of course I use symbolism. But I want it under the radar.

Hypocrite? Of course I am. What's your point?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-01-2008, 06:32 PM
Especially some of that there stuff on the site RT linked. Gah!tm

Far stretchin', it is. FAR, far stetchin'.

Haggis
09-01-2008, 06:37 PM
Agreed. Why did he even bring this up? What does he think we are, writers or something?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-01-2008, 07:13 PM
You know how he is.

Rolling Thunder
09-02-2008, 05:30 AM
*parks bus in OP, tosses miscreants off, douses bus with gasoline, strikes match, pushes flaming hulk of metal into TIO*

Nothing like a nice bonfire to end summer.

Haggis
09-02-2008, 05:40 AM
Uh, where's Storygirl? She did get off the bus before you started the fire, didn't she?

Didn't she?

Rolling Thunder
09-02-2008, 05:42 AM
Um...I don't know. Is she a miscreant?