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I'm 90% sure this won't be covered under the safe label of parody, and more likely be a defamation suit, but when telling someone about it last night, they were convinced that it would be safe.
I want to have a "demon" take the guise of Cookie Monster in order to convince my slightly-out-of-it MC to do things. (She's um...addicted to cookies. No, seriously, she is. The first thing when she does when she gets the power to basically conjure anything is conjure a cookie).
It's going to be obvious from the outset and all the way through that it's not him, but I'm still sure that the muppety lawyers from Sesame Street would come after me. >_>
Example dialogue.
MC: ...Cookie Monster?
CM: What? Oh right. I'm...no, that's not right. ME Cookie Monster.
MC: You gave up the pro-cookie agenda, you-
CM: No me didn't?
MC: Oooh...so it was a conspiracy, that's what I thought, I-
CM: PAY ATTENTION MORTAL! *tosses a cookie at her*
MC: Okies...
CM: Now, Cookie Monster want to make special cookie. You wanna help?
MC: *nods while munching cookie*
CM: Special cookie require special ingredients...now go get me the blood of innocents!
Now I'm assuming it would be a lot safer to use a generic off-brand version of said blue muppet, but then again, there was that scene in American Gods where Lucy comes out of the TV and offers to flash her boobies...
I want to have a "demon" take the guise of Cookie Monster in order to convince my slightly-out-of-it MC to do things. (She's um...addicted to cookies. No, seriously, she is. The first thing when she does when she gets the power to basically conjure anything is conjure a cookie).
It's going to be obvious from the outset and all the way through that it's not him, but I'm still sure that the muppety lawyers from Sesame Street would come after me. >_>
Example dialogue.
MC: ...Cookie Monster?
CM: What? Oh right. I'm...no, that's not right. ME Cookie Monster.
MC: You gave up the pro-cookie agenda, you-
CM: No me didn't?
MC: Oooh...so it was a conspiracy, that's what I thought, I-
CM: PAY ATTENTION MORTAL! *tosses a cookie at her*
MC: Okies...
CM: Now, Cookie Monster want to make special cookie. You wanna help?
MC: *nods while munching cookie*
CM: Special cookie require special ingredients...now go get me the blood of innocents!
Now I'm assuming it would be a lot safer to use a generic off-brand version of said blue muppet, but then again, there was that scene in American Gods where Lucy comes out of the TV and offers to flash her boobies...