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JimmyB27
09-02-2008, 02:59 PM
I'm thinking more of the I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue version, whereby contestants have to come up with amusing definitions for words.

Some examples -

Foreplay - Golf.
Reincarnation - Coming back to life as a flower.
Libido - Untruths regarding your sex life.

Robert Toy
09-02-2008, 03:23 PM
Retrospect – Yesterday’s eyeglasses
Golf – A contrived name as all of the really good four-letters words were taken (2) Flog spelled backwards
Interspaced – the opposite of outer spaced
Latitude – An imaginary line that one’s spouse does not provide.

JimmyB27
09-02-2008, 03:43 PM
Thailand - A very formal country in South East Asia.
Ivory - A bit like Ivor.
Administer - Employ a new member of Parliament.

Robert Toy
09-02-2008, 04:04 PM
Writer – A person who weaves the dictionary into a less boring format.
Blogger – A lumberjack who believes in the existence of Babe the Blue Ox
POV – A single person vehicle sometimes powered by hot air

Woodsie
09-02-2008, 04:11 PM
Fortitude: Military frame of mind
Catastrophic: The way a feline feels after winning an award
Saturate: Another word for seated dining

Robert Toy
09-02-2008, 04:18 PM
Abstract – The lines created by extensive exercise
Extensive – Ten less than previously anticipated
Anticipated – The opposite of constipated

Nymtoc
09-02-2008, 04:27 PM
Manual - having a Y chromosome
Fluid - ill with a particularly tenacious virus
Decoy - to make someone stop being so damned coy

:e2BIC:

Pagey's_Girl
09-02-2008, 06:14 PM
Oxymoron - that Billy Mays dude on those commericals
Albany - the Rabbit Capitol of the world
Automobile - something that moves by itself
Paranoid - Technical term for two Noid.
Projector - a Jector who is paid for Jecting, unlike an Amatuerjector

Woodsie
09-02-2008, 06:23 PM
daughter: as opposed to striper
high heel: an upper class jerk
imposter: to give someone a large photo

Pagey's_Girl
09-02-2008, 10:44 PM
Sadist - A person who is nice to a masochist

Matera the Mad
09-03-2008, 05:40 AM
Simplicity: the act of simpering, or of being a simp
Fortitude: strongly defensive behavior
Defamation: a sudden descent into obscurity after attaining fame

Woodsie
09-03-2008, 05:43 AM
Negligent: a necklace that doubles as a bra
poultry: a taller, skinnier poplar
Excellent: a former time of fasting

C.bronco
09-03-2008, 05:50 AM
Euripides- unmentionable protrusion on another person's physique. e.g. "Hank, euripides could use a little support."

Pygmalian- accrued wealth from pig farming.

Aeschylus- the machinations beneath an escalator.

JimmyB27
09-03-2008, 06:37 PM
Network - A functional fishing device.
Internet - To bury a fishing device.
Monitor - Jamaican shark.
Office - Abstaining from frozen water.
Forum - Very hesitant speaker (Um....um.....um.....um.....).

Deccydiva
09-08-2008, 12:19 AM
Condense - A criminal of low IQ
Historian - A feline story teller
Penurious - Having a plentiful supply of biro's

Nymtoc
09-08-2008, 01:34 AM
tendency - having ten teeth

tango - instant tan from a bottle

flagrant - endless speechifying about the importance of the flag

:D

Woodsie
09-08-2008, 01:55 AM
Redundant: Appalachian slang for 'doing it again.'
Ruthless: Ben, after he divorced his wife.

Matera the Mad
09-08-2008, 07:10 AM
Participle: A follower who is not whole-hearted

Digest: To eat the same thing twice

Porcelain: Having reclined with swine

Jlv81
09-09-2008, 05:06 PM
Intuition: at school
Rugby: an insect which resides in carpets


l8r Gods
VossMan

Nymtoc
09-12-2008, 02:16 AM
Excretion: a former resident of Crete

:ROFL: