View Full Version : Michael Phelps Returns to His Tank at SeaWorld

08-31-2008, 12:21 AM
Make with the clickety here. (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/michael_phelps_returns_to_his_tank)

ORLANDO—Fourteen-time Olympic gold medalist and SeaWorld main attraction Michael Phelps returned to his seven-million-gallon water tank Wednesday to resume his normal schedule of performing in six shows a day for marine park crowds every day of the week.

Silver King
08-31-2008, 12:30 AM
That article proves what I've suspected all along: The guy is more fish than human. I bet he'd be tough to land if hooked by rod and reel.

08-31-2008, 12:33 AM
We've found Aquaman!!!