View Full Version : A face we won't see on TV . . .

08-29-2008, 05:58 PM
. . . for at least 12 years with good behavior. (http://blogs.wsj.com/health/2008/08/28/male-sexual-enhancement-fraudster-gets-jail-time/?mod=googlenews_wsj)

08-29-2008, 06:01 PM
Rip-off, undoubtedly, but those ads always reminded me of something off the old SNL - back when it was funny. I could just see Chevy Chase as Smilin' Bob.

08-29-2008, 06:06 PM
I think I said this before. I do hope the actor doing "Smilin' Bob" got paid major bucks, because hat poor dude is probably never going to get another role.

08-29-2008, 06:06 PM
Smiling Bob always gave me the creeps!

Calla Lily
08-29-2008, 06:08 PM
There is a God... no more Smilin' Bob commercials!


08-29-2008, 06:16 PM
Actually, the AP story says the company is being allowed to stay in business. Maybe Smilin' Bob just won't be smiling as.. er... big. Or maybe his smile won't be quite so.. enhanced. or..


08-29-2008, 06:27 PM
Nooooooooo! Say it isn't sooo!

Smilin' Bob was my mentor!


Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-29-2008, 07:40 PM
You can still take it from Bob on YouTube... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS9xwV2qaBg&feature=related)

08-29-2008, 08:27 PM
Money Back Guarantee*

*Not a guarantee

08-29-2008, 09:24 PM
Money Back Guarantee*

*Not a guarantee

*That is, if we feel like it, which we totally totally don't because hey, dude, you're a luser, only luserdudes would buy this stuff and you're going bald and your wife's gonna dump you for that funny guy in marketing she's always talking about, you know, the one she says is so funny and always makes her laugh and come to think of it didn't she work late every night last week and do you believe she was really working she was probably spending her time in the supply closet with Raoul or whatever his name is you know the night janitor or maybe that other guy from accounting duuuuude you are like so totally such a loser is you're wife's gonna dump you for some accountant which is why you bought this stuff anyway - SUCKER!!!!!!

Anyone know the record for the world's longest run-on sentence?