Anyone know a good cure for fading tan lines?

Blondchen · Aug 28, 2008

I managed to give myself a farmer's sunburn today, which will quickly fade to tan lines which will prevent me from going strapless. They are truly hideous.

Other than exfoliating to within an inch of my life, anyone know some good tan line fading remedies?

WendyNYC · Aug 28, 2008

Go outside topless wearing opera-length gloves?

JLCwrites · Aug 28, 2008

Spend a year in the Pacific Northwest.

Don · Aug 28, 2008

WendyNYC said:
Go outside topless wearing opera-length gloves?

I don't know how well that'll work, but it's a great visual.

robeiae · Aug 28, 2008

Clair Dickson · Aug 28, 2008

Sunbath with the one affected area covered? Tan lines? Psh. I've been working on a trucker's tan this summer that is now considarably darker than my unaffected arm, from a distance. XD

DL Hegel · Aug 28, 2008

using a good sunless tanner on the pale parts.

Blondchen · Aug 28, 2008

robeiae said:
Sex.

No wonder I'm so pale.

Seaclusion · Aug 28, 2008

robeiae said:
Sex.

You forgot to mention outdoors (sex).

Richard

A. Hamilton · Aug 28, 2008

DL Hegel said:
using a good sunless tanner on the pale parts.

this works-I use L'oreal bronzer with sunscreen.

Pat~ · Aug 28, 2008

Easy...the rest of the week, just do your yardwork in a strapless top (or swimsuit

).

Seaclusion · Aug 28, 2008

P.H.Delarran said:
this works-I use L'oreal bronzer with sunscreen.

Then why the stockings (In your avatar)

Richard

Neurotic · Aug 28, 2008

Pat~ said:
Easy...the rest of the week, just do your yardwork in a strapless top (or swimsuit ).

That'd still leave tan lines. The daring do their yard work nude.

Pat~ · Aug 28, 2008

Neurotic said:
That'd still leave tan lines. The daring do their yard work nude.

The daring or those without neighbors close by. Still, she's probably okay as far as solving the problem about going strapless...

Death Wizard · Aug 28, 2008

We'll need to see a picture before we can answer further.

C.bronco · Aug 28, 2008

WendyNYC said:
Go outside topless wearing opera-length gloves?

Or put socks on your arms and go to a tanning salon.

Either one works fine.

Wendy's suggestion is more fun.

Blondchen · Aug 28, 2008

Pat~ said:
Easy...the rest of the week, just do your yardwork in a strapless top (or swimsuit ).

What is this yardwork of which you speak?

Robert Toy · Aug 28, 2008

Blondchen said:
What is this yardwork of which you speak?

día bueno señorita Blondchen,

¿Limpio su césped hoy, sí?

Better?

Blondchen · Aug 28, 2008

Cute, Mr. Toy. I live in a condo. No yards!

But seriously, has anyone ever successfully used a skin lightener like Dermologica?

Williebee · Aug 28, 2008

More sun.

Robert Toy · Aug 28, 2008

Blondchen said:
Cute, Mr. Toy. I live in a condo. No yards!

But seriously, has anyone ever successfully used a skin lightener like Dermologica?

Can I clean your balcony?

maestrowork · Aug 28, 2008

Go to a tanning salon and take your sunblock/suntan accelerators. Use the sunblock on the part you don't want to tan, and the accelerators on the parts you do want.

Do it in increments so you can even out your tan, and so you don't get burned.

Be safe.

Jersey Chick · Aug 28, 2008

Just get a good sunless tanner and you'll be set.

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