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Blondchen
08-29-2008, 04:18 AM
I managed to give myself a farmer's sunburn today, which will quickly fade to tan lines which will prevent me from going strapless. They are truly hideous.

Other than exfoliating to within an inch of my life, anyone know some good tan line fading remedies?

WendyNYC
08-29-2008, 04:19 AM
Go outside topless wearing opera-length gloves?

JLCwrites
08-29-2008, 04:21 AM
Spend a year in the Pacific Northwest.

Don
08-29-2008, 04:24 AM
Go outside topless wearing opera-length gloves?
I don't know how well that'll work, but it's a great visual. :D

robeiae
08-29-2008, 04:24 AM
Sex.

Clair Dickson
08-29-2008, 04:25 AM
Sunbath with the one affected area covered? Tan lines? Psh. I've been working on a trucker's tan this summer that is now considarably darker than my unaffected arm, from a distance. XD

DL Hegel
08-29-2008, 04:25 AM
using a good sunless tanner on the pale parts.

Blondchen
08-29-2008, 04:30 AM
Sex.

No wonder I'm so pale.

Seaclusion
08-29-2008, 05:21 AM
Sex.

You forgot to mention outdoors (sex).

Richard

P.H.Delarran
08-29-2008, 05:38 AM
using a good sunless tanner on the pale parts.
this works-I use L'oreal bronzer with sunscreen.

Pat~
08-29-2008, 05:42 AM
Easy...the rest of the week, just do your yardwork in a strapless top (or swimsuit :)).

Seaclusion
08-29-2008, 05:43 AM
this works-I use L'oreal bronzer with sunscreen.

Then why the stockings (In your avatar)

Richard

Neurotic
08-29-2008, 05:48 AM
Easy...the rest of the week, just do your yardwork in a strapless top (or swimsuit :)).

That'd still leave tan lines. The daring do their yard work nude.

Pat~
08-29-2008, 05:50 AM
That'd still leave tan lines. The daring do their yard work nude.

The daring or those without neighbors close by. Still, she's probably okay as far as solving the problem about going strapless...

Death Wizard
08-29-2008, 05:51 AM
We'll need to see a picture before we can answer further.

C.bronco
08-29-2008, 05:52 AM
Go outside topless wearing opera-length gloves?

Or put socks on your arms and go to a tanning salon.

Either one works fine.

Wendy's suggestion is more fun.

Blondchen
08-29-2008, 06:32 AM
Easy...the rest of the week, just do your yardwork in a strapless top (or swimsuit :)).

What is this yardwork of which you speak? ;)

Robert Toy
08-29-2008, 06:41 AM
What is this yardwork of which you speak? ;)
día bueno señorita Blondchen,

¿Limpio su césped hoy, sí?

Better? :D

Blondchen
08-29-2008, 08:05 AM
Cute, Mr. Toy. I live in a condo. No yards!

But seriously, has anyone ever successfully used a skin lightener like Dermologica?

Williebee
08-29-2008, 08:12 AM
More sun.

Robert Toy
08-29-2008, 08:33 AM
Cute, Mr. Toy. I live in a condo. No yards!

But seriously, has anyone ever successfully used a skin lightener like Dermologica?
Can I clean your balcony? :D

maestrowork
08-29-2008, 08:47 AM
Go to a tanning salon and take your sunblock/suntan accelerators. Use the sunblock on the part you don't want to tan, and the accelerators on the parts you do want.

Do it in increments so you can even out your tan, and so you don't get burned.

Be safe.

Jersey Chick
08-29-2008, 08:50 AM
Just get a good sunless tanner and you'll be set.