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KTC
08-27-2008, 10:12 PM
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JoeEkaitis
08-27-2008, 10:15 PM
And what if the Hokey-Pokey ISN'T what it's all about?

Pagey's_Girl
08-27-2008, 10:15 PM
Then they'd go asquare and asquare?

Gravity
08-27-2008, 10:19 PM
And if a woodchuck really could chuck wood, well then...

Shadow_Ferret
08-27-2008, 10:19 PM
No. I can't accept that. The wheels must go round and round. The wipers must go swish swish swish. The horn must go beep beep beep.

I depend on that to keep my sanity.

Tink
08-27-2008, 10:21 PM
And what if Mary didn't have a little lamb?

jst5150
08-27-2008, 10:21 PM
And that man from Nantucket couldn't, umm ...

Cranky
08-27-2008, 10:21 PM
*gasp*

Does that mean...I'm not a little teapot, short and stout?! *cries*

Tink
08-27-2008, 10:24 PM
And what if Lil' Boy Blue played a guitar...

Stew21
08-27-2008, 10:24 PM
Maybe if the wheels on the bus stopped going round and round it would so disrupt the universe that an agent might actually be interested in my book.

Tink
08-27-2008, 10:25 PM
OMGosh, what if all the Kings horseman COULD put Humpty Dumpty back together again?

JoeEkaitis
08-27-2008, 10:26 PM
If fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly, then what do flying fish do?

Pagey's_Girl
08-27-2008, 10:26 PM
And what if the shoe had fit Cinderella's stepsister?

Cranky
08-27-2008, 10:27 PM
And if the weasel didn't go POP!, would the world as we know it continue to exist?

Pagey's_Girl
08-27-2008, 10:27 PM
And what if Trix are for silly rabbits and not kids?

Stew21
08-27-2008, 10:28 PM
And what if lttle jack horner had gotten sent to his room? And the pie was peach?

Tink
08-27-2008, 10:29 PM
Oh no, what if Lil' Miss Muffet wasn't afraid of spiders at all?

Williebee
08-27-2008, 10:29 PM
next thing you know, the ham is blue and Smurfs are green, and the cat is wearing a beret.

Tink
08-27-2008, 10:30 PM
How we would have ever learned to count to seven if there were really only six dwarfs?

regdog
08-27-2008, 10:30 PM
And what if the Hokey-Pokey ISN'T what it's all about?

:eek: :eek: :eek:
:Jaw: :Jaw: :Jaw:

What if Little Miss Muffet was lactose intolerent?

jst5150
08-27-2008, 10:30 PM
And if you couldn't play your guitar with Murray ...

Oh. Wait.

That's a Wiggles reference. Scratch that.

JoeEkaitis
08-27-2008, 10:32 PM
What if Goldilocks was a vegan and The Three Bears went for a walk to let their bacon and eggs cool off?

Tink
08-27-2008, 10:33 PM
And what if the Little Red Riding Hood had known that the Big Bad Wolf wasn't her Grandmother after all?

Stew21
08-27-2008, 10:34 PM
What if Charlie was allergic to Chocolate?

Tink
08-27-2008, 10:35 PM
Or...if Lil' Red Riding Hood's cape had been blue?

*shakes head sadly*

Cranky
08-27-2008, 10:37 PM
What if the little old lady lived in a condo instead of a shoe?

Tink
08-27-2008, 10:40 PM
And what if that little old lady 'really' did know what to do?

Stew21
08-27-2008, 10:45 PM
if Jack be clumsy and Jack be slow I imagine he has some pretty bad burn scars...

jst5150
08-27-2008, 10:45 PM
And that pussy in the well. What do we, umm, do?

Ding dong ... dell.

Tink
08-27-2008, 10:51 PM
Or what if the Farmer wasn't in the dell at all?

DeleyanLee
08-27-2008, 10:56 PM
Is it possible the old grey goose is still alive?

sassandgroove
08-27-2008, 10:57 PM
But do you know the muffin man?

Tink
08-27-2008, 10:58 PM
And what if Repunzels hair was just really a weave?

Stew21
08-27-2008, 10:58 PM
But do you know the muffin man?


The muffin man?

Tink
08-27-2008, 10:59 PM
What if it had been Jack and Bill going up the hill?

Stew21
08-27-2008, 11:00 PM
what if Mary had a little goat?

czjaba
08-27-2008, 11:01 PM
But do you know the muffin man?


The muffin man?


THE MUFFIN MAN!!!

Stew21
08-27-2008, 11:03 PM
THE MUFFIN MAN!!!


He lives on drury lane

Tink
08-27-2008, 11:05 PM
What would have happened if Old Mother Hubbard had went to her cupboard and there had been a bone in there?

CaroGirl
08-27-2008, 11:05 PM
He lives on drury lane
But what if the Muffin Man lived on Elm Street?

sassandgroove
08-27-2008, 11:05 PM
But do you know the muffin man?


The muffin man?


THE MUFFIN MAN!!!


He lives on drury lane
NO! I don't know him! Get off my back already.


But what if the Muffin Man lived on Elm Street?

Then I might know him.

CaroGirl
08-27-2008, 11:06 PM
What if Jack Spratt DID eat fat?

sassandgroove
08-27-2008, 11:06 PM
then he'd fight with his wife?

Tink
08-27-2008, 11:07 PM
If this little piggy went to market, what if this little piggy watched the news? Or injected heroin? oh good lord!Oh my, what if the little piggy that had cooked roast beef really had cooked roast pork?

Oh, the madness, the madnesssssssss....

Mela
08-27-2008, 11:10 PM
and what if the lamb, whose fleece was brown as mud, said heck with you (we won't say hell - it's a children's tale)
I don't want to follow you over there

DeleyanLee
08-27-2008, 11:12 PM
Or it wasn't to school Mary was going?

sassandgroove
08-27-2008, 11:14 PM
some people say that fleas are black but I know that isn't so because mary had a little lamb whose fleas was white as snow.

Tink
08-27-2008, 11:16 PM
What if the Goose hadn't laid a golden egg? Would it have gotten its goose cooked?

DeleyanLee
08-27-2008, 11:17 PM
Or if that bean stalk had been a tomato plant?

nerds
08-27-2008, 11:17 PM
What if the cow had NOT jumped over the moon.






There'd be no space program.

CaroGirl
08-27-2008, 11:19 PM
What if the dish ran away with the fork?

Ageless Stranger
08-27-2008, 11:20 PM
Or if that bean stalk had been a tomato plant?

Or perhaps even marijuana?

Suppose the three little piggies had gone out and got themselves a twelve gauge shotgun?

DeleyanLee
08-27-2008, 11:21 PM
No offense to our resident Tink--but what if no one clapped?

Tink
08-27-2008, 11:21 PM
What Jack hadn't been nimble or quick?

robeiae
08-27-2008, 11:22 PM
go round and round.

But what if we presupposed that they didn't?
Then you'd be a jelly donut.

Priene
08-27-2008, 11:22 PM
Apparently if you go to San Francisco with flowers in your hair the locals grab them off you and incinerate them with blow-torches.

DeleyanLee
08-27-2008, 11:24 PM
What if wolves were vegans?

malberque@comcast.ne
08-27-2008, 11:28 PM
:e2chain:What if worms had chain saws?

DagnyTaggart
08-27-2008, 11:30 PM
I always wonder... what if everyone's color palette is different? Like to me the sky is blue, but my blue is your green, even though we both know it as blue.

Tink
08-27-2008, 11:30 PM
What does a vampire do if it gets it teeth knocked out?

Stew21
08-27-2008, 11:39 PM
if Jack be clumsy and Jack be slow I imagine he has some pretty bad burn scars...


What Jack hadn't been nimble or quick?

I think we covered this. :D

Tink
08-27-2008, 11:41 PM
I think we covered this. :D
Oh, shoot, I missed that one...guess because the candle was out and I couldn't see it. :D

DeleyanLee
08-27-2008, 11:43 PM
What does a vampire do if it gets it teeth knocked out?

Can you imagine doing a root canal on a vampire?

sassandgroove
08-27-2008, 11:44 PM
What if the driver on the bus goes MAD MAD MAD And kills them ALL?

Tink
08-27-2008, 11:46 PM
Can you imagine doing a root canal on a vampire?
Or fitting a vampire for false teeth? :D

MattW
08-27-2008, 11:46 PM
What if the wheels still go round and round, but someone two rows back is being decapitated?

DeleyanLee
08-27-2008, 11:46 PM
What if this old man rolled to the bar instead of home?

Pagey's_Girl
08-28-2008, 12:14 AM
What if Old MacDonald had a condo?

sassandgroove
08-28-2008, 12:18 AM
And on that condo he had a door man, e i e i o.

Williebee
08-28-2008, 12:20 AM
What if Old MacDonald had a condo?

When the chickens come home to roost? That place is gonna stink.

just sayin'...

JLCwrites
08-28-2008, 12:24 AM
Wow.... four pages of this? :Shrug:


(BTW - I know from personal experience.. if you kiss a frog.. they turn into a turkey.)

Williebee
08-28-2008, 12:48 AM
It wasn't a turkey, it was a pig.

And no one listened because hey, nobody likes a squealer.

Tink
08-28-2008, 12:49 AM
Chicken Little wasn't little at all, was he?

Stew21
08-28-2008, 01:06 AM
And fuzzy Wuzzy really was made of faux fur.

sassandgroove
08-28-2008, 01:08 AM
What if sleeping beauty wasn't pretty?

JoeEkaitis
08-28-2008, 01:23 AM
And what if a bird in the hand is really worth three in the fridge? What happened to the exchange rate?

regdog
08-28-2008, 02:34 AM
What if Grandmother doesn't live over the river and through the woods but lives with you?

Chumplet
08-28-2008, 04:04 AM
What if the wheels still go round and round, but someone two rows back is being decapitated?

Okay Matt, that's on the other side of creepy.

What if Jack went up the hill with Jill (instead of Bill) and came back down the hill pregnant?