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Birol
08-27-2008, 06:37 AM
... sugar and caffeine and very little sleep.

Can I go amucking? Can I? Puh-leaze? I promise only to ban a few people. No one that you like. PLEAZE???

AmuckAmuckAmuckAmuckAmuck

Amucking we shall go, Amucking we shall go, hey ho a derry-ho, amucking we shall go.

Cath
08-27-2008, 06:38 AM
Don't go without me. :D

**amokamokamokamokamok**

(this is way more fun than working)

**amokamokamokamok**

Birol
08-27-2008, 06:39 AM
:e2dance::e2dance::e2dance:

WEEE!!!!!

Alright, where can the scary one create the most chaos and consternation?

Soccer Mom
08-27-2008, 06:40 AM
Oh yeah! The kids and Soccer Dad are in bed and I've had too much caffeine.

Soccer Mom
08-27-2008, 06:41 AM
Let's go start a riot in the Poets forum. I think all their mods are off line.

ChaosTitan
08-27-2008, 06:43 AM
*hides from the amoking Mods*

Birol
08-27-2008, 06:44 AM
Wee!!! Poetry.

Soccer Mom
08-27-2008, 06:47 AM
Then we can stampede the Western forum and have a food fight in Childrens. But no amoking in the Roundtable. (I don't want to clean up the mess.)

Birol
08-27-2008, 06:48 AM
Quick. I DEMAND that anyone online and looking at this post RIGHT NOW (between 9:45 and 9:50PM Central Time) do a line-by-line critique of Dylan Thomas' "Do not go gentle into that good night (http://www.poets.org/viewmedia.php/prmMID/15377)."

Failure to do so will result in an immediate and irrevocable WEDGIE O'DOOM!

You have five minutes. GO!

jst5150
08-27-2008, 06:48 AM
This is turning into the Deep South, 1957 all of a sudden.

Leaving ... :gone:

Birol
08-27-2008, 06:48 AM
Amocking! (http://absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2690511#post2690511)

:D

Birol
08-27-2008, 06:49 AM
This is turning into the Deep South, 1957 all of a sudden.

Leaving ... :gone:

:e2tongue:

Soccer Mom
08-27-2008, 06:53 AM
She isn't kidding. And anyone who does participate will get cookies and a pony that I stole from the Animals Forum.

Birol
08-27-2008, 06:55 AM
I don't think they believe us, SM. We're just going to have to set an example with someone. Maybe one of their beloved mods? Or their most favorited member?

They've only got a mnute left by my computer clock.

Soccer Mom
08-27-2008, 06:56 AM
Now hear this. There is no reason for alarm.

I promise that I'll bring the pony back in the morning.


I swear it (http://absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2690529#post2690529).

Soccer Mom
08-27-2008, 06:57 AM
I've promised anyone who does the crit a pony. I stole him (http://absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2690535#post2690535)from the animal forum.

Birol
08-27-2008, 06:57 AM
We'll even feed him and brush him and hug him and call him George while we have him.

Birol
08-27-2008, 06:58 AM
His name is George. I don't care if the nameplate on his stall said he was Whiskey River III. His name is now George.

Shadow_Ferret
08-27-2008, 07:00 AM
Ha! I saw this post too late and therefore I am free. Free!

Fenika
08-27-2008, 07:04 AM
LOL

I don't do poetry :tongue

Birol
08-27-2008, 07:04 AM
Oh, look, an "example." I'm glad they volunteered. =D

Soccer Mom
08-27-2008, 07:05 AM
GRAB THAT FERRET!!!!!!!!!!!

Birol
08-27-2008, 07:06 AM
Ooo. Then you can tell us about Plan A. Or Plan B. Your choice. You just have to WHISTLE, while you do it.

Soccer Mom
08-27-2008, 07:06 AM
he likes being called George. I can tell. If they don't play soon, I'm taking George to the Western forum and see if we can't roundup a little fun.

Birol
08-27-2008, 07:07 AM
I just wedgied Shadow_Ferret and ordered BAh$%^&*#@ to tell us about Plan A and/or B.


You guys are going to blackmail me in the morning, aren't you?


WEEEEEE!!!!!! :D :D :D Tonight, I. do. not. care.

Soccer Mom
08-27-2008, 07:08 AM
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/default.aspx?preview=1&source=http%3A//images.icanhascheezburger.com/imagestore/2008/8/26/affc02d9-b4bf-43c9-807c-27a0ba7d2f2f.jpg&top=Wanna%20run%20amok%20&bottom=Wif%20da%20mods%3F&middle=&font=Impact&color=White&size=50&bold=true&italic=false&underlined=false&style=outline&opacity=100&topalignment=left&middlealignment=left&bottomalignment=right

Fenika
08-27-2008, 07:10 AM
Well-sssssss-, Plan A -sssssss-, is w/e your ra-sssssssss-ional mind de-sssss-ires. Plan B -sssssss-, is when the -sssss-ucky Plan A fail-sssssss-, and you need-sssssss- more practical approach-ssss-

What? I can't whistle proper, a'ight?

PS. Brain melting. Sleep eminent. Wore myself out today with a 'pony.' You can't kidnap 'im, tay?

k.tnx.bai

Birol
08-27-2008, 07:11 AM
Are we playing 6-degrees of separation now? Are you going to connect him back to Kevin Bacon? Or maybe Orlando Bloom?

Birol
08-27-2008, 07:11 AM
I do not do drugs.

Nor do I drink.

So there: :e2tongue:

ETA: But I likes the pony. We'll take him to poetry and we shall call him Emeril. He likes it. Soccer Mom can tell.

Fenika
08-27-2008, 07:12 AM
Me>From Delaware>Kevin Bacon

Thank you. *bows*

Birol
08-27-2008, 07:13 AM
:roll:

Soccer Mom
08-27-2008, 07:14 AM
Oh! Six degrees of separation to from Bob Dylan to Kevin Bacon.

you can do it, Kevin.

There's a pony in it for you.

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/imagestore/2008/8/25/4ff1854d-f675-468e-a075-b310a1c2c155.jpg

Soccer Mom
08-27-2008, 07:14 AM
Win!!!

Birol
08-27-2008, 07:18 AM
:ROFL:

ETA: Did you know that you can't use the same laughy smiley within five minutes because "The System" thinks that you're spamming the board if you're laughing too much and not doing anything else?

Harumph.

Fenika
08-27-2008, 07:22 AM
you spamer! i will report u 2 a mod! ...expect a pm soon ;)

Cranky
08-27-2008, 07:23 AM
Sweet! No wedgie o' doom for me, either. :ROFL:

You guys are too much.

Birol
08-27-2008, 07:25 AM
I think we should all e-mail Mac and complain about the board not letting us post false spam. We should tell her that we like spam. We like it fried. We like it with eggs. We like it fried with eggs on bread with cheese as a sandwich. We even like it when the eggs and the spam are green, but we do not like it with Sam. Sam, he should be banned. This is what we should all e-mail and tell Mac. Yessiree Bob*, we should.


*Bob, not Sam.

Birol
08-27-2008, 07:27 AM
Is your name Sam?

Birol
08-27-2008, 07:29 AM
I'm so getting close to face-planting.

Soccer Mom
08-27-2008, 07:35 AM
:ROFL:

ETA: Did you know that you can't use the same laughy smiley within five minutes because "The System" thinks that you're spamming the board if you're laughing too much and not doing anything else?

Harumph.

But you can snoopy till your fingers bleed.

:snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy::snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy::snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy::snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy::snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy::snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy::snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy::snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy::snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy::snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy::snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy::snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy::snoopy: :snoopy: :snoopy:

Soccer Mom
08-27-2008, 07:36 AM
Is your name Sam?

Ban him!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Soccer Mom
08-27-2008, 07:37 AM
I'm making screen shots of all of this for posterity. And yes, egging you on.

Soccer Mom
08-27-2008, 07:38 AM
I can haz ban sam?
Because the sam,
He will not spam.

Birol
08-27-2008, 07:40 AM
I think I may be throwing the nuttiness balance off around here this evening. It's quite possible that we may need to jettison some excess. (I wonder how I'm typing. Besides the silliness thing. Am I typing cat?)

Birol
08-27-2008, 07:41 AM
I can haz ban sam?
Because the sam,
He will not spam.

Yez. Pleaze.

Soccer Mom
08-27-2008, 07:42 AM
OMG! I've lost the pony. Puhlleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez tell me he's with you, Birol!

Birol
08-27-2008, 07:43 AM
I just remembered that I need to brown some hamburger so I can throw it inthe crockpot tomorrow with taco seasoning. Yesterday, i nearly burned the house down making hard-boiled eggs and I was wide awake then. This could be "interesting."

Fenika
08-27-2008, 07:44 AM
I see a liability lawsuit on the horizon. iz big n angry

Birol
08-27-2008, 07:46 AM
Yep. He's with me. He's supervising the browning of the burger and drinking orange juice and eating donuts. He likes donuts.

I won't let him have any of my Diet Coke. Diet Coke is bad for him.

Soccer Mom
08-27-2008, 07:58 AM
Oh good. I was so worried. yes, no aspertame for him please. But donuts. And bagels. He likes cinnamon raisin bagels.

Soccer Mom
08-27-2008, 07:59 AM
U iz cat? I though you waz scary angel.

Soccer Mom
08-27-2008, 08:03 AM
Just so your place doesn't look like this afterward.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny-pictures-your-cat-cooks-his-own-cheeseburger.jpg

Birol
08-27-2008, 08:06 AM
With cream cheese?

Birol
08-27-2008, 08:06 AM
Angel iz guardian. Angel iz exzaspurrrated.

Birol
08-27-2008, 08:09 AM
I took the bra off, put on the comfy sleep-in t-shirt, and splashed cold water on my face. Strangely, this combination helped. I wonder for how long?

Soccer Mom
08-27-2008, 08:11 AM
Angel luks tired. Angel can haz face-plant?

Soccer Mom
08-27-2008, 08:11 AM
Only if you wanna scoopy the poopy.

katiemac
08-27-2008, 08:12 AM
I think it's time for someone's bedtime Red Bull.... !

Birol
08-27-2008, 08:17 AM
Nah. We'll let Rob do that.

Birol
08-27-2008, 08:18 AM
*nods*

Soccer Mom
08-27-2008, 08:18 AM
Just don't fall asleep while cooking. I did that once. I was cooking cranberry sauce. It made a four-inch deep, diamond-hard crust in the bottom of my pan. But at least no flames.

Soccer Mom
08-27-2008, 08:19 AM
Oh good. Let's put the ponies in a stall in Poetry for the night. Then Rob and Trish can scoopy.

Birol
08-27-2008, 08:21 AM
'kay.

Birol
08-27-2008, 08:25 AM
Won't. promise.

Dawno
08-27-2008, 09:24 AM
<announcer voice> Did Lori burn the house down? Will George ever get over the humiliation of becoming a LOLPony? Tune in tomorrow for the next thrilling episode of "Mods Gone Amok"</announcer voice>

katiemac
08-27-2008, 09:27 AM
<announcer voice> Did Lori burn the house down? Will George ever get over the humiliation of becoming a LOLPony? Tune in tomorrow for the next thrilling episode of "Mods Gone Amok"</announcer voice>

Um, did somebody move the fire axe? I'd rather not have Lori burst through the door with her impression of a "Heeeeere's Johnny" moment.

Dawno
08-27-2008, 09:30 AM
Sven thought it would make a nifty addition to his arsenal. You'd need to get Reindeer to move out of the way to get to it at the back of the closet. I think we're safe.

katiemac
08-27-2008, 09:34 AM
Ah, good. So there's just that teensy tiny problem of my flamethrower gone amiss. I hope that's not what she used to brown the hamburger...

Dawno
08-27-2008, 09:43 AM
katie, katie, katie, never leave a flamethrower lying around near a forum. tsk, tsk, tsk.

katiemac
08-27-2008, 09:45 AM
katie, katie, katie, never leave a flamethrower lying around near a forum. tsk, tsk, tsk.

I thought it was safer since Charlie isn't here anymore.





... Lori? Looooooorriiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...

Shweta
08-27-2008, 10:15 AM
Man, I miss all the fun.

Rolling Thunder
08-27-2008, 02:48 PM
I took the bra off, put on the comfy sleep-in t-shirt, and splashed cold water on my face. Strangely, this combination helped. I wonder for how long?


I just remembered that I need to brown some hamburger so I can throw it inthe crockpot tomorrow with taco seasoning. Yesterday, i nearly burned the house down making hard-boiled eggs and I was wide awake then. This could be "interesting."


I'm so getting close to face-planting.


I just wedgied Shadow_Ferret and ordered BAh$%^&*#@ to tell us about Plan A and/or B.


You guys are going to blackmail me in the morning, aren't you?


WEEEEEE!!!!!! :D :D :D Tonight, I. do. not. care.


His name is George. I don't care if the nameplate on his stall said he was Whiskey River III. His name is now George.


:e2tongue:


Amocking! (http://absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2690511#post2690511)

:D



:e2dance::e2dance::e2dance:

WEEE!!!!!

Alright, where can the scary one create the most chaos and consternation?




... sugar and caffeine and very little sleep.

Can I go amucking? Can I? Puh-leaze? I promise only to ban a few people. No one that you like. PLEAZE???

AmuckAmuckAmuckAmuckAmuck

Amucking we shall go, Amucking we shall go, hey ho a derry-ho, amucking we shall go.

G'morning. Oh. Don't mind me. I'm just collecting some...um...quips for future reference. Go on. Go do something constructive now.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-27-2008, 03:32 PM
You guys are SO dead.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-27-2008, 03:34 PM
Is this happening all the time when I'm in bed, blissfully, innocently asleep?

Stew21
08-27-2008, 03:36 PM
*heh.





*that means I'll deal with you guys later.
;)

Ken
08-27-2008, 03:44 PM
Maybe we can get the Mods Gone Wild to lift up their shirts by an offering of beads ;-)

http://www.inthepinkjewellery.co.uk/images/Ipanema%20-%20Multicolor%20Murano%20Glass%20Bead%20Necklace.j pg

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-27-2008, 03:59 PM
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l50/cautionimwasted/icons/I-have-superpowers.jpg

Ken
08-27-2008, 04:06 PM
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
-Dylan Thomas

Excellent motto, and one to live by.
In my own case I believe I will do plenty of raving.
Got a good jump start on that, already ;-)

ChaosTitan
08-27-2008, 05:09 PM
*comes out of hiding*

*checks the forums haven't burned down*

*goes back to writing*

Shadow_Ferret
08-27-2008, 05:26 PM
Hey! Who wedgied me?

I'm not very observant. I could have gone around all day with my underwear like that!

Soccer Mom
08-27-2008, 05:26 PM
Oh.

I was hoping I had dreamed this.

Stew21
08-27-2008, 05:37 PM
thinks up a way for S'Mom (like a s'more but a s'mom) to go from dream to nightmare.



*off to RoundTable. :D

Fenika
08-27-2008, 05:37 PM
Nope sorry.

*hands you pitchfork*

You brought the ponies, you clean after the ponies. Btw, they want their feed and turnout.

Soccer Mom
08-27-2008, 05:38 PM
thinks up a way for S'Mom (like a s'more but a s'mom) to go from dream to nightmare.



*off to RoundTable. :D


Nope sorry.

*hands you pitchfork*

You brought the ponies, you clean after the ponies. Btw, they want their feed and turnout.

Gee, look at the time. Stupid day job. Gotta go to work.

:flees:

Birol
08-27-2008, 05:39 PM
G'morning. Oh. Don't mind me. I'm just collecting some...um...quips for future reference. Go on. Go do something constructive now.

Uh huh. :roll:

Don't worry. I sorta remember what I did. I won't try to deny it, but I've had sleep now, so am back to my sane, serious, boring old self.


Is this happening all the time when I'm in bed, blissfully, innocently asleep?

Maybe. Probably not, but maybe.


*comes out of hiding*

*checks the forums haven't burned down*

*goes back to writing*

That reminds me, I haven't made it to the kitchen yet this morning. Probably should. Some orange juice is in order.

I browned the burger then hand-washed the skillet and I *think* I did a good job straightening up afterwards, but who knows?

The egg-incident didn't involve flames, but hard-boiled eggs, when cooked dry and left cooking, explode open and the shells tend to scorch, but you have to leave them cooking for a long time afterwards. Just in case you were, you know, wondering.

Birol
08-27-2008, 05:54 PM
Oh.

I was hoping I had dreamed this.

Nope. No dream. No nightmare. Just was. Thanks for keeping me from completely destroying the forums.

Shadow_Ferret
08-27-2008, 06:01 PM
*snubs Lori and walks away indignently, so indignently in fact that he doesn't even bother to check if he spelled indignently right*

Well, I have never felt so violated in all my life!

Fenika
08-27-2008, 06:02 PM
Your av looks like you still have super wedgie btw. Look at that hip tilt

:grin:

Shadow_Ferret
08-27-2008, 06:33 PM
*looks around*

Wait. How did I get in Poetry? I never come in Poetry! Gah. It's that "New Posts" link. It did it. I have to be more careful.

Poetry.

*shudders*

It almost got on me.

Stew21
08-27-2008, 06:35 PM
There! Much better.

Stew21
08-27-2008, 06:35 PM
:D

I moved your mess to the Roundtable.

I'm not cleaning up the pony poo!

Stew21
08-27-2008, 06:50 PM
Ferret, you're in roundtable now. Deep breath - here into this paper bag. You'll be okay.
Breathe...
It's all over now and poetry isn't that scary.

Pat~
08-27-2008, 06:50 PM
There! Much better.

Touche, Trish. :D

(When the Katz away, the Mods can play...)

Shadow_Ferret
08-27-2008, 06:53 PM
It's all over now and poetry isn't that scary.
You haven't read mine, have you?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-27-2008, 06:56 PM
*snubs Lori and walks away indignently, so indignently in fact that he doesn't even bother to check if he spelled indignently right*

Well, I have never felt so violated in all my life!

You've never walked so funny, either.

Shadow_Ferret
08-27-2008, 06:57 PM
Hardy, har har. Everyone's an unemployed comedian.

Pat~
08-27-2008, 07:13 PM
There! Much better.
First order of business is getting rid of that ugly Round Table...

*grunt* *shove* *push*


There...that's better...

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j240/pb10220/JungleSet.jpg

Stew21
08-27-2008, 07:16 PM
Be sure to put a layer of sprinkly sparkly angst on that table, Pat.

Stew21
08-27-2008, 07:18 PM
and we need some puppies:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/watstew2/innosint.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/watstew2/dog.jpg

Stew21
08-27-2008, 07:18 PM
and a demon-kid in a bag.


SURPRISE! We have presents!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/watstew2/100_0502-1.jpg

Pat~
08-27-2008, 07:18 PM
I think this forum needs a new name to match its new table...where's that superpower mod??



*off in search of OFG*

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-27-2008, 07:19 PM
Hardy, har har. Everyone's an unemployed comedian.

They're gonna chafe eventually, if you don't get 'em outta there.






Just sayin'.

Stew21
08-27-2008, 07:21 PM
and a battery-operated "up you're's" hat:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/watstew2/a3e250f3-5062-47b5-bf7d-38953f1e692.jpg

Susie
08-27-2008, 07:23 PM
Hey! Who wedgied me?

I'm not very observant. I could have gone around all day with my underwear like that!

It was me, Ed. I cannot tell a lie. :D

Pat~
08-27-2008, 07:24 PM
and we need some puppies:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/watstew2/innosint.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/watstew2/dog.jpg

:roll:

And...

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j240/pb10220/Sandy-1.jpg
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j240/pb10220/toquedoggy.jpg

(The bouncers.)

Stew21
08-27-2008, 07:26 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/watstew2/superhero.jpg

Shadow_Ferret
08-27-2008, 07:26 PM
It was me, Ed. I cannot tell a lie. :D
Nooooooooo! Not Susie.

My whole world, my whole belief system, everything I've clung to as true and good and decent, has come crashing down around my ears.

:cry:

Pat~
08-27-2008, 07:33 PM
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j240/pb10220/funny-dog-pictures-dog-landscapes-y.jpg

There. That should help.

Stew21
08-27-2008, 07:34 PM
The Mary Kay ladies want to come and play. Said they wanted to brighten the place up.

Prepare yourselves for PINK!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/watstew2/mary-kay1.jpg

Pat~
08-27-2008, 07:39 PM
Ooh, ooh, Gaggis and Baggis want to sell Mary Kay!

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j240/pb10220/funny-dog-pictures-the-little-dogs-.jpg

Stew21
08-27-2008, 07:41 PM
don't forget Draggis (yes. Isn't he a lovely drag queen?)


http://static.zoovy.com/img/handsnpaws/W314-H480-Bffffff/L/leila_roach_chihuahua_dog_model_contestant.jpg

Pat~
08-27-2008, 07:49 PM
Um...should we let Haggis know of the Family Reunion?

Stew21
08-27-2008, 07:51 PM
I think he's afraid of the Mary Kay ladies.


(and who could blame him. One of them might try to put him in a pink purse and carry him around as an accessory).

BlueLucario
08-27-2008, 07:58 PM
You people are so weird. :)

Birol
08-27-2008, 08:04 PM
I figured OP would get it eventually. My only question was whether or not to join this thread to it when it made it out there. Or else put the whole thing in the landfill.

The peeps are having fun with my bit of insanity. That's always nice to see.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-27-2008, 08:08 PM
I think they like to see us go gaga occasionally.

Makes us seem... human.

Almost.

Stew21
08-27-2008, 08:09 PM
I think he's afraid of the Mary Kay ladies.


(and who could blame him. One of them might try to put him in a pink purse and carry him around as an accessory).


oops, too late. Looks like they got him.

http://saksbarkave.com/images/Tinker%20hat%20cowboy%20pink%20boa%20white%20vest. JPG

Pat~
08-27-2008, 08:10 PM
I think he's afraid of the Mary Kay ladies.


(and who could blame him. One of them might try to put him in a pink purse and carry him around as an accessory).

(Or worse.)
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j240/pb10220/fear-chihuahua-uhoh.jpg

Stew21
08-27-2008, 08:10 PM
Yes, put this one with it. I think they would love that!

Birol
08-27-2008, 08:11 PM
I can do that. (And I bet it takes fewer attempts than it took to merge the two threads last night.)

Stew21
08-27-2008, 08:12 PM
:ROFL:



I'm skeered for him.

Birol
08-27-2008, 08:16 PM
Oh, shoot. First, I realized I moved a thread out of the mod room with only one other mods feedback, and I was feeling very guilty and apologetic about that, even though I knew it was just silliness. And then I see I actually moved the other two threads in here.

I will be logging off now.

Whose day is it to take care of me?

Pat~
08-27-2008, 08:18 PM
Oh, shoot. First, I realized I moved a thread out of the mod room with only one other mods feedback, and I was feeling very guilty and apologetic about that, even though I knew it was just silliness. And then I see I actually moved the other two threads in here.

I will be logging off now.

Whose day is it to take care of me?

I believe it's Haggis'...

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-27-2008, 08:23 PM
:OFG checks calendar:

Yup. Haggis. It's Haggis' turn.

Stew21
08-27-2008, 08:24 PM
Well this mess can't stay here. send it back out there somewhere.

Birol
08-27-2008, 08:32 PM
Oh. I was sorta hoping that someone else would clean it up. You know how, when you've had a really long day, and you go to bed, leaving the kitchen a mess, hoping that when you wake up in the morning, it will somehow magically become clean?

Never works then, either.

Stew21
08-27-2008, 08:33 PM
where's that funky long haired creepy RT Avatar (the one in the haystack). I need it.

awatkins
08-27-2008, 08:39 PM
well.

well, well, well.

check into my forum this morning and what do i find? big fat amok tracks all over the place. and the pony is gone. please return him, stat.

and don't let me see that *somebody* has put his mane up in those teensy braids again. that makes his neck sore.

Roger J Carlson
08-27-2008, 08:53 PM
check into my forum this morning and what do i find? big fat amok tracks all over the place. and the pony is gone. please return him, stat.Yes, Stat. Please return the pony right away.

Stew21
08-27-2008, 08:59 PM
Stat went off line. Said he isn't a stable boy and wasn't going to take our ordering him around any more.
Time to find a new houseboy.

Soccer Mom
08-27-2008, 09:14 PM
But he looked so pretty! My pretty pony.

But I don't know who did that.

Crud. Why is the Roundtable pink and frilly?

:gags:

There is nooooooooo pink in my house. We had a lovely mahogany table surrounded by leather chairs. I want them back.

Until then I'm keeping the pony.

Oh...and I'm shovelling the poo over the fence into the OP.

Bayou Bill
08-27-2008, 09:22 PM
But he looked so pretty! My pretty pony.

But I don't know who did that.

Crud. Why is the Roundtable pink and frilly?

:gags:

There is nooooooooo pink in my house. We had a lovely mahogany table surrounded by leather chairs. I want them back.

Until then I'm keeping the pony.

Oh...and I'm shovelling the poo over the fence into the OP.
There goes the neighborhood.

Bayou Bill :cool:

Shadow_Ferret
08-27-2008, 09:23 PM
Hey! It's back!

I thought I had been banned from this thread for something because I couldn't access it.

BenPanced
08-27-2008, 09:24 PM
But he looked so pretty! My pretty pony.

But I don't know who did that.

Crud. Why is the Roundtable pink and frilly?

:gags:

There is nooooooooo pink in my house. We had a lovely mahogany table surrounded by leather chairs. I want them back.

Until then I'm keeping the pony.

Oh...and I'm shovelling the poo over the fence into the OP.
DON'T! YOU'LL ATTRACT CAMELEOPARDS!

Soccer Mom
08-27-2008, 09:25 PM
Um, I just moved it minutes ago. If you temporarily couldn't access it, that's probably because I had the moderator chevrons encoded and locked. It was in transit through the wormhole. Now that it has emerged from the Stargate, you can post again.

Soccer Mom
08-27-2008, 09:26 PM
DON'T! YOU'LL ATTRACT CAMELEOPARDS!

Benny, you're alive! I thought Cameleopards got you last night.

ChaosTitan
08-27-2008, 09:28 PM
Holy crap, this thread is making me dizzy....

Pagey's_Girl
08-27-2008, 09:28 PM
I know! We'll distract the Cameleopards with all this eggplant!

mscelina
08-27-2008, 09:30 PM
*lifts eyebrow*

Amucking? Without me?

My feelings are seriously hurt.

Stew21
08-27-2008, 09:35 PM
*lifts eyebrow*

Amucking? Without me?

My feelings are seriously hurt.


Your feelings were hurt. They don't go near the poetry forum when I'm around, and when they finally did after I'd gone to bed, they let that pony poo all over the place!

Shadow_Ferret
08-27-2008, 09:36 PM
Wait.

Soccer Mom's a mod too?

You guys need to print out a directory.

Stew21
08-27-2008, 09:37 PM
it's that little "view forum leaders" button on the bottom of the page.

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showgroups.php

Shadow_Ferret
08-27-2008, 09:42 PM
You know all the cool buttons.

Holy cow! No wonder my application for modship keeps getting returned. What are there, like 200 mods?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-27-2008, 10:00 PM
Oh...and I'm shovelling the poo over the fence into the OP.

No! You keep that poo over in your own yard!


You know all the cool buttons.

Holy cow! No wonder my application for modship keeps getting returned. What are there, like 200 mods?

206, actually... Not counting the multiple personalities... and the ones who quit but Mac just ignores the resignation.

Shadow_Ferret
08-27-2008, 10:04 PM
*sighs and tears up his latest application*

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-27-2008, 10:06 PM
Okay, Ferret. Just for you, 'cause you're so loyal and all.

The good news: You're the first recipient of the 'Mod for a Minute' award. Congrats, dude!

The bad news: In the time it took me to type this message to inform you of your award, your minute passed. Sorry, dude.

Shadow_Ferret
08-27-2008, 10:09 PM
Yay! :snoopy:

Drat! :cry:

Birol
08-27-2008, 10:12 PM
Um, I just moved it minutes ago. If you temporarily couldn't access it, that's probably because I had the moderator chevrons encoded and locked. It was in transit through the wormhole. Now that it has emerged from the Stargate, you can post again.

Or it could be something that I accidentally did.

Stew21
08-27-2008, 10:12 PM
He maybe tried to access it when it detoured to the mod room?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-27-2008, 10:14 PM
Now I'm getting dizzy...

Williebee
08-27-2008, 10:18 PM
I'm going with the alternate universe excuse.

"It's still there. It's always been there. Where did YOU go?"

Roger J Carlson
08-27-2008, 10:41 PM
For those of you keeping score, it started in Writing About Animals/Nature, was shunted to Writing Poetry, where it was then thrust into AW Roundtable, after which it was slammed into the Mod Room and then BACK to Roundtable, and lastly jammed into Office Party. Where, oh where will it land next?

mscelina
08-27-2008, 10:43 PM
How about the PA boards? Could be fun there.

ChaosTitan
08-27-2008, 10:46 PM
Anyone got something for motion sickness?

jst5150
08-27-2008, 10:46 PM
Perhaps an Madden NFL 09 forum?

Stew21
08-27-2008, 10:46 PM
Anyone got something for motion sickness?
Check the TTSDBNT bus in erotica. I think they have something for that.


proceed with caution, if the bus is a rocking...

TemlynWriting
08-27-2008, 10:55 PM
Wow...

The one night that I could actually sleep and didn't stay up late on my laptop, this happens. I miss all the fun!

TemlynWriting
08-27-2008, 10:56 PM
For those of you keeping score, it started in Writing About Animals/Nature, was shunted to Writing Poetry, where it was then thrust into AW Roundtable, after which it was slammed into the Mod Room and then BACK to Roundtable, and lastly jammed into Office Party. Where, oh where will it land next?

That was quite a wild ride! When can we do it again?

Birol
08-27-2008, 11:05 PM
Actually, technically speaking, it started in the Mod Room, Poetry, and Animals/Nature as three different threads.

mscelina
08-27-2008, 11:06 PM
Who's silly enough to be techinical at this point?

Shadow_Ferret
08-28-2008, 12:37 AM
*points* Lori was.

Pat~
08-28-2008, 12:38 AM
it's that little "view forum leaders" button on the bottom of the page.

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showgroups.php


:Huh:

Only button I have is the the one that says "Posting Rools"...

*wanders off to Mod Room to cry*


ETA: AHAtm!!! (Found it.)

Pat~
08-28-2008, 01:01 AM
Yes, Stat. Please return the pony right away.

Hi Roger!

I'm sending you a PM to let you know of your promotion to Supermoderator. (See Stew's fancy button link (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showgroups.php)above--Mac put you on the list when you weren't looking.) You're okay with that, aren't you?

You're not?


:Ssh:

mscelina
08-28-2008, 01:55 AM
*snerk*

awatkins
08-28-2008, 03:06 AM
Stat is so taking names.

mscelina
08-28-2008, 03:08 AM
I can think of a few other threads where you mods can run amuck if you want to. Although they won't be as much fun due to Stat's non-participation, they are great for amucking.

Serenity
08-28-2008, 03:10 AM
:popcorn:

Birol
08-28-2008, 03:59 AM
Who's silly enough to be techinical at this point?


*points* Lori was.

Can you think of anyone else but me who is able to be technical and silly at the same time? No? I didn't think so. :e2tongue:


LeStat ate a pony! Oh no.

He is a vampire.

Stew21
08-28-2008, 04:08 AM
BUt I thought Louie was the one that didn't want to dine on humans. Louis is the one that would eat a pony, not lestat.

Ms. Rice would be very disappointed in him.


Trish, rather prefers not making sense.

DL Hegel
08-28-2008, 04:32 AM
BUt I thought Louie was the one that didn't want to dine on humans. Louis is the one that would eat a pony, not lestat.

Ms. Rice would be very disappointed in him.


Trish, rather prefers not making sense.
are we eating people:(you guys have all these wild parties and know body invites me:Shrug:

Stew21
08-28-2008, 04:46 AM
Lori started it!
SoccerMom brought the pony!



Trish, innosint

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/watstew2/innosint.jpg

C A Winters
08-28-2008, 04:46 AM
I'm confused and hurt . . . I had all of you mods on such a high pedestal, and here you are . . . so AMUCKING!

Stew21
08-28-2008, 04:48 AM
You think this is bad, you should have seen us on April 1st.

tjwriter
08-28-2008, 04:51 AM
I just want to state for the record that every time I read this thread title I picture mods showing off their polished jackboots and strip teasing their shock collars off before twirling them around their heads.

Do with that what you will, but it's the mental image I get every time.

DL Hegel
08-28-2008, 04:52 AM
You think this is bad, you should have seen us on April 1st.
don't post anywhere--if people are complaining about avatar being changed--i was a pink fuzzy thing for a day:scared:
it was truly scary!

Stew21
08-28-2008, 04:53 AM
that's accurate, tj.

good for you that your mental image doesn't include rt's sparkly pasties and haggis' thong.


jus' sayin'

C A Winters
08-28-2008, 05:00 AM
You think this is bad, you should have seen us on April 1st.

OMG! You did an April Fools' thingy? You broke the sacred code of Mods? How could you? I'm crushed.

C A Winters
08-28-2008, 05:01 AM
Umm . . . "Pink fuzzy thing." Do I really want to know what that is?

tjwriter
08-28-2008, 05:07 AM
that's accurate, tj.

good for you that your mental image doesn't include rt's sparkly pasties and haggis' thong.


jus' sayin'

Well now it does. I'm supposed to eating in about 15 minutes, ya know.

Matera the Mad
08-28-2008, 06:31 AM
Kinda like those "Christmas in July" stupidpromotionalsale things, only more fun -- "April in August"

Rolling Thunder
08-28-2008, 06:32 AM
I think everyone should start reporting Lori's posts so we know when she's running amok again. Besides, she likes the attention. :D

Dawno
08-28-2008, 06:45 AM
RT, why do you tempt fate like that? OFG is sooooooo gonna get you.

BenPanced
08-28-2008, 08:41 AM
Considering RT's telling everybody to report the mods' posts? :popcorn:

Williebee
08-28-2008, 09:06 AM
Lori's running amok? Can we still get tickets to that?

Birol
08-28-2008, 09:36 AM
Nope. I slept. I'm all serious-like again.

Matera the Mad
08-28-2008, 09:46 AM
wot, nobody's pink or nuthin?
i'm goin to bed.

Jo
08-28-2008, 09:47 AM
Not even jiggly. Pfft.

Rolling Thunder
08-28-2008, 03:45 PM
I'm too busy this week to play Avatar Bingo. I mean, you change one person's avatar and what happens? That's right; reps and PM's asking to have theirs changed, too. Before you know it dozens of peeps want a jigglypuff or a row of multicolored furry critters. It becomes a party. Although there's nothing wrong with a good party. :)

Um...besides, I'm out of ideas for humiliating avatars to foist on people. Well, except the ones of Haggis and cray. But they're for special occasions. :D

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-28-2008, 03:54 PM
RT, why do you tempt fate like that? OFG is sooooooo gonna get you.

What did he do?!? Dawno! Tell me! What did he do???

Rolling Thunder
08-28-2008, 03:58 PM
What did he do?!? Dawno! Tell me! What did he do???

Not a thing.

I.Am.Innocent.tm

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-28-2008, 04:00 PM
Why do I have my doubts, hmmmm?

Rolling Thunder
08-28-2008, 04:01 PM
What? How could you suspect such an innocent face?

<------------------------

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-28-2008, 04:02 PM
Call me madcap, but... I can suspect that innocent face quite easily - mainly 'cause I know the evil genius behind it.

Birol
08-28-2008, 07:27 PM
Um...besides, I'm out of ideas for humiliating avatars to foist on people. Well, except the ones of Haggis and cray. But they're for special occasions. :D

Double-checks own avatar, just in case.

Roger J Carlson
08-28-2008, 07:36 PM
Um...besides, I'm out of ideas for humiliating avatars to foist on people. Well, except the ones of Haggis and cray. But they're for special occasions. :DWhich reminds me. I haven't "talked" with Cray for a while.

*walks off humming softly*

cray
08-28-2008, 08:05 PM
ack!
check the records, roger, there's no need to 'talk' to me. i'm clean. :)

Roger J Carlson
08-28-2008, 08:20 PM
ack!
check the records, roger, there's no need to 'talk' to me. i'm clean. :)Well, I just wanted you to know I won't change your avatar again. No sir, not your avatar.

Soccer Mom
08-28-2008, 08:22 PM
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Roger J Carlson
08-28-2008, 08:33 PM
amok :e2bouncey <SNIP THE REST> Don't make me haul out the dancing broccoli! http://www.rogerjcarlson.com/Forum/writerforum/smileys/smiley37.gif

Soccer Mom
08-28-2008, 08:35 PM
w00t! Broccoli danceoff!

auntybug
08-28-2008, 08:36 PM
Don't make me haul out the dancing broccoli! http://www.rogerjcarlson.com/Forum/writerforum/smileys/smiley37.gif


HEY!!!! Foul!!!!! Who painted my banana green & gave him a fro????

MODS!!!!! crap...you're all here aren't you?

eta: can I post here???
*slowly backs out of thread*

cray
08-28-2008, 08:40 PM
eta: can I post here???
*slowly backs out of thread*


of course you can post here. that's how traps work.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-28-2008, 08:59 PM
HEY!!!! Foul!!!!! Who painted my banana green & gave him a fro????

MODS!!!!! crap...you're all here aren't you?

eta: can I post here???
*slowly backs out of thread*

Here, auntybug! Here, girl! ::whistle:: Come on, honey... it's okay... really it is! Come on... come here... I've got cookies!

auntybug
08-28-2008, 09:06 PM
Here, auntybug! Here, girl! ::whistle:: Come on, honey... it's okay... really it is! Come on... come here... I've got cookies!

*peeks back in*

White chocolate macadamia nut?

Rolling Thunder
08-28-2008, 09:08 PM
*smiles as AB trips snare wire*

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-28-2008, 09:28 PM
I feel so used.

auntybug
08-28-2008, 09:46 PM
*re-baits trap hoping to snare cray & be set free*

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb169/auntybug/jessica_alba_line_2_big.jpg

Stew21
08-28-2008, 10:06 PM
I bet jessica loves being referred to as bait.

cray
08-28-2008, 10:08 PM
I bet jessica loves being referred to as bait.


i'm with you, trish! hold on a sec, would ya?

*snags pic. stashes jessica in the dungeon*

the way ab treats jessica anymore is appalling.

C.bronco
08-28-2008, 11:27 PM
wow, rough crowd. I'm sneaking out the back...

Unique
08-28-2008, 11:36 PM
no kidding. i knew it was a bad idea to come in here.
let's get amok out of here.

Pagey's_Girl
08-29-2008, 12:33 AM
Don't make me haul out the dancing broccoli! http://www.rogerjcarlson.com/Forum/writerforum/smileys/smiley37.gif

Somehow, that doesn't have the same ring as "flying monkeys..."

jst5150
08-29-2008, 12:55 AM
Baffling.

Lori hits the proverbial crackpipe one night -- not even one night, just like two hours -- thinking she'd go amok. Instead, she went microamok one time, then faded and passed out.

And yet, this thread is longer than a Congressional filabuster. ;)

"Who's the amok? The amok or the amok that follows him?" -- Obi-Wan Kenamok

Shadow_Ferret
08-29-2008, 12:56 AM
*waves as he passes through on his Harley*

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-29-2008, 01:09 AM
I still haven't found out what RT did to me. Please... someone... tell me!!!

Kitrianna
08-29-2008, 01:11 AM
I think everyone should start reporting Lori's posts so we know when she's running amok again. Besides, she likes the attention. :D


I believe this is the post in question OFG.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-29-2008, 01:21 AM
But I'm SURE he did something to my avatar... SURE, I tell ya! And changed it back before I logged in.

Kitrianna
08-29-2008, 01:22 AM
That I can neither confirm nor deny. I didn't notice. :Shrug:

C A Winters
08-29-2008, 04:32 AM
I will use this in a sentence today. I will!

I'm so flattered that I inspired you. Be sure to share.

C A Winters
08-29-2008, 04:34 AM
amok :e2bouncey amok :e2bouncey amok :e2bouncey amok :e2bouncey amok :e2bouncey amok :e2bouncey
LOL!!

Matera the Mad
08-29-2008, 06:57 AM
amok

fiffle

berserk!

Jersey Chick
08-29-2008, 07:10 AM
Look out - schmoos are on the loose...


though i think just me and one other unfortunate soul got splattered...


i'm gonna go wash the schmoo off me now

Neurotic
08-29-2008, 07:11 AM
Ageless Stranger got Schmooed too but changed back. No sense of humour, some people.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-29-2008, 07:14 AM
Look out - schmoos are on the loose...


though i think just me and one other unfortunate soul got splattered...


i'm gonna go wash the schmoo off me now

It washes off?

Jersey Chick
08-29-2008, 07:14 AM
I figured I'd let RT have his fun and I'd change back after midnight. It's like when I got changed into a Jigglypuff on April Fool's Day. It meant I belonged.

and i'm a glutton for abuse, apparently...

Jersey Chick
08-29-2008, 07:15 AM
It washes off?

God, I certainly hope so. :D

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-29-2008, 07:15 AM
The stench remains, though... gosh, what's a schmoo smell like, anyway?

Jersey Chick
08-29-2008, 07:21 AM
I don't know about the other one, but I smell all nice and vanilla-y... yanno, like fresh baked cupcakes cuz I'm so damn sweet ;)

Rolling Thunder
08-29-2008, 07:23 AM
The stench remains, though... gosh, what's a schmoo smell like, anyway?
Rhyme it out...

Neurotic
08-29-2008, 07:24 AM
I smell kind of like red licorice. Probably because I've been eating it all morning. I suspect there's a link between that and the behavior which led to my marshmallow-y demise.

Soccer Mom
08-29-2008, 08:02 AM
Great Googly Moogly. The Schmoos are multiplying.

Wait. Jersey is killer again. Whew.

Jersey Chick
08-29-2008, 08:03 AM
And I'm baaa-aaack!

Bwahaha....

I mean - look, I'm me again! :hooray: :e2headban

BardSkye
08-29-2008, 08:54 AM
I hate having to work for a living. I miss all the good threads.

Are people changing into schmoos now? What's a schmoo?

Rolling Thunder
08-29-2008, 03:33 PM
I hate having to work for a living. I miss all the good threads.

Are people changing into schmoos now? What's a schmoo?

*wonders if Bard really wants to find out*

poetinahat
08-29-2008, 03:45 PM
...parcheesi?

Siddow
08-29-2008, 03:47 PM
*snore*

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-29-2008, 03:54 PM
Y'all stop that, now. You make Ms. Girl's eyes cross this early in the mornin'!

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-29-2008, 03:59 PM
A Super One and my own brother, too.

poetinahat
08-29-2008, 04:11 PM
No respect at all, I tell ya.

http://www.thesunblog.com/sports/rodneydangerfield.jpg

Pagey's_Girl
08-29-2008, 04:12 PM
Ummm...is there a reason Orlando Bloom is tied to a chair in here? Or is this a case of "You saw nothing, move along now...?"

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-29-2008, 04:26 PM
You saw nothing. Move along now.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-29-2008, 04:27 PM
No respect at all, I tell ya.



Well, you are my little brother, after all. It's part of your definition:

Little brother: adj./n; Younger male person in the family who gets no respect.

poetinahat
08-29-2008, 04:29 PM
Dangittm.

It's not even any fun to give a sister a wedgie.

NeuroFizz
08-29-2008, 04:36 PM
Dangit.

It's not even any fun to give a sister a wedgie.
Ever since the evolution of the thong panty, girls are immune to wedgies. Due to sensory adaptation.

poetinahat
08-29-2008, 04:39 PM
I say, make 'em wear boxers. Put someone on a coathook, they *stay* there.

Hey, Sis... think I know what you're gettin' for your birthday! :2angel:

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-29-2008, 04:40 PM
Some forward thinking women go commando. Saves a lot of trouble.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-29-2008, 04:41 PM
I say, make 'em wear boxers. Put someone on a coathook, they *stay* there.

Hey, Sis... think I know what you're gettin' for your birthday! :2angel:

See above.

But, if you must, make sure they have pics of Gerard Butler on 'em, 'k? That's a good brother!

poetinahat
08-29-2008, 04:43 PM
Some forward thinking women go commando. Saves a lot of trouble.
The animated scorpion in your sig line adds a lovely nuance to that comment.

:roll:

Birol
08-29-2008, 04:43 PM
Lori hits the proverbial crackpipe one night -- not even one night, just like two hours -- thinking she'd go amok. Instead, she went microamok one time, then faded and passed out.

I know. Isn't it great?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-29-2008, 04:48 PM
I bet you were a cheap date. :D