I'm a dog person, with no dog, as I mentioned before. Of course, I also mentioned I have birds, and that's just wrong, so believe what I say at your own discretion.
Now this next part is true. My next door neighbor has five dogs. Weiner dogs. We're in a little suburb, nobody's got any acreage or nothing. I'm talking 6 feet away. Anybody walks past their house, those dogs go OFF. And when five dachsunds get to barking at once, you may not realize this, as I did not, but they sound like a woman going thru a Cruisinart. It's loud and startling. Luckily, the neighbors are very good about silencing the dogs right away -- SHUT UP!! GIT IN HERE!! YOU GIT OVER HEAR WHAT DID I TELL YOU!! etc. easily as loud or louder than the dogs themselves. And if the neighbors aren't home, the dogs will bark the entire day. And night if necessary.
Of course we're not monks over here. When we first moved here my daughter was 5 and since birth, if she has to sleep in a new place, she wakes up screaming in the middle of the night and sometimes can't stop for a good long time. (We're pretty unpopular houseguests.) Or if something scares her in the middle of the night, she screams. Like, five dogs barking and two people hollering just a few feet from her bedroom window, that'll do it. So, things even out.
But wait, there's more. Same neighbor works for the county animal control. That's how he earned our nickname for him: The BoobyTrapper. He keeps a cat-trap in his front yard baited with cat food. It took our cat Gus three times to learn not to go in there. The third time, Neighbor didn't bring Gus back to us. He brought Gus to the pound. And didn't mention it. When we went to pick him up (yes, we paid a fine for having our duly tagged cat be 4 feet from our house) Gus came home with a kitty cold. At that time we had a tiny infant kitty that had lost her mom and was just starting to eat solid food and a rickety old senior kitty. Both of them got the cold too. Can you say, "Vet bills"?
Not long after Gus came home, I was in my front yard when Neighbor drove by. I had to make a decision fast. Are we going on the pretend-they-don't-exist setting, or the pretend-it-never-happened setting? I smiled and waved. His head jolted, he waved back. He has been so freakin' nice to us since. I'm sure he'd still take our cat to the pound if "necessary" (that is, if given the chance) but at least to the extent that he's able, he tries to be pleasant.
-paprika