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So, I'm out for my normal 2-mile lunch walk and I get ahead of these women, and I overhear, "So she axed him. She axed him, then she turned around and axed me!" and I'm horrified. I don't want to turn around for fear of seeing this poor woman with a cleft skull, and I'm thinking, here this woman has Lizzy Bordon running around her office, she might be mortally wounded, and she's talking about it like it's an every day occurance.
What's wrong with this picture?
Which reminds me of my own near death experience. I went to the supermarket to pick up a few items and I see this new product, I can't remember the name nor is it important to this story, but I get in the checkout and the cashier picks it up and she's like, "Have you tried this?" And I'm like no, and she goes, "Cuz I was gonna ax you!" WTF? What kind of grocery story slaughters their customers for trying new products?
I have never returned there again!
So I ax you, what is the world coming to?
What's wrong with this picture?
Which reminds me of my own near death experience. I went to the supermarket to pick up a few items and I see this new product, I can't remember the name nor is it important to this story, but I get in the checkout and the cashier picks it up and she's like, "Have you tried this?" And I'm like no, and she goes, "Cuz I was gonna ax you!" WTF? What kind of grocery story slaughters their customers for trying new products?
I have never returned there again!
So I ax you, what is the world coming to?