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Shadow_Ferret
08-21-2008, 10:06 PM
Welcome, my friends.

Come in, come in. Have a seat. This is Ferret’s Freedom from LOLCatz Fort. Our intention is to have a captioned animal graphic free zone, an area free of bad grammar, bad spelling, and bad kitties.

See that sign over there? It says, "No Kittehs." That, I hope, is the only bad English we'll ever see in here (unless of course someone plays a CD from that 80s hair band, but that's another story).

In here we only have a two rules: Respect the English Language and treat your fellow writers with respect.

Remember, those who use LOLCatz aren’t bad people, they’re just misguided. With a little understanding on our part, a little patience, and some nurturing, we can turn their lives around, show them the light, and send them off into the world using properly structured sentences.

Just remember, it isn’t their faults they still cling to LOLCatz. They probably also still think it’s funny to say, “Where’s the Beef?” “Show me the money!” and “I don’t think the heavy stuff is going to come down for a while.” They probably also have pet rocks on their mantle, a worn Rubic’s Cube in their drawer, and a suction-cupped Garfield on their car window.

We must be strong for them.

Think of this place as a sort of LOLCatz Anonymous and reach out your hand to those that need help. Let them know we have frequent meetings, and that snacks and refreshments are served. Remind them when they’ve completed the 12 Steps to LOLCatz Freedom that they will receive this bumper sticker that reads: “I’m a friend of Shadow F.”

My expectation for this thread is that it will become a haven to those of us who are guardians of the English Language, those of us who truly respect the rules of grammar, and that we will have intellectual discussions about anything that doesn’t include the word “kitteh.”

That’s my expectation. My prediction is that one of two things will occur. This thread will drop like a lead weight to be lost deep in the muck at the bottom of the Water Cooler.

Or…

It will be bombarded with every single captioned graphic that exists on the web.

Unfortunately, if that’s the case, since I am not a mod, I cannot delete them. I will be as helpless against the onslaught as the rest of you.

Therefore, we must endure. It’s in their own best interests.

I’m Shadow F. and this is my fort.

Shadow_Ferret
08-21-2008, 10:09 PM
And so it begins.

Actually, that one surprises me. I'd have thought surely KTC, the language curmudgeon, would have been on my side.

Soccer Mom
08-21-2008, 10:12 PM
You do realize you have flung down a gauntlet, right?

DeleyanLee
08-21-2008, 10:12 PM
I've always wondered about putting that "1" in amidst all the exclamation points. Does that up the charm of the post or what is the purpose?

Shadow_Ferret
08-21-2008, 10:13 PM
You do realize you have flung down a gauntlet, right?
I'm only here to help. SM. You have a problem and you are in denial.

Soccer Mom
08-21-2008, 10:14 PM
This is not a Lolzcat. It's a Lolzferret.


http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-angry-weasel-soup.jpg

Soccer Mom
08-21-2008, 10:14 PM
I can stop anytime I want to.

Shadow_Ferret
08-21-2008, 10:14 PM
See? Denial. I said captioned animal graphics.

And that's what all addicts say.

Soccer Mom
08-21-2008, 10:15 PM
But I'm having too much fun to stop.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/whackaferret128419192454302500.jpg

Shadow_Ferret
08-21-2008, 10:15 PM
You even talk that way on your blog. Face it, you need an intervention.

Soccer Mom
08-21-2008, 10:15 PM
You love it, Ed. You know you do. Kittehs love you too.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-cat-cleans-ferret.jpg

Soccer Mom
08-21-2008, 10:17 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/shhh_hidin.jpg

Shadow_Ferret
08-21-2008, 10:17 PM
Do you find yourself hiding LOLCatz around the house so your family doesn't know?

Mr Flibble
08-21-2008, 10:19 PM
No captioned animal grapics?

No problem, just call in old Arnie

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n83/spinynorman_2006/conanstrength.jpg

Beach Bunny
08-21-2008, 10:19 PM
That’s my expectation. My prediction is that one of two things will occur. This thread will drop like a lead weight to be lost deep in the muck at the bottom of the Water Cooler.

Or…

It will be bombarded with every single captioned graphic that exists on the web.

Unfortunately, if that’s the case, since I am not a mod, I cannot delete them. I will be as helpless against the onslaught as the rest of you.
*chuckle*
I think it's a safe bet that the latter of your predictions will come true. This thread is like waving a red flag in front of enraged bull. :scared:

*looks around* Nice fort. Did you decorate it yourself?

Shadow_Ferret
08-21-2008, 10:22 PM
*looks around* Nice fort. Did you decorate it yourself?
Oh, do you like it? Yes. I spent a fortune at Crate and Barrel.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-21-2008, 10:24 PM
I AM a mod... and it's possible - though not bloody likely in the case of the kittehs - I might be open to large bribes. Whatcha got, Ferret?

Shadow_Ferret
08-21-2008, 10:26 PM
Sorry, but bribing the gendarmes doesn't strike me as good policy.

I simply defer to your greater intelligence and sense of fair play.

And might I say you're looking particularly lovely today?

Haggis
08-21-2008, 10:27 PM
I, of course, support Mr. Ferret in his quest for a kitteh-free zone.

I'm at your disposal, sir.

JLCwrites
08-21-2008, 10:27 PM
What about Turkeys? Can Turkeys be in here?
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/icanhasturkey128392152237343750.jpg



Oh... Never mind.

Beach Bunny
08-21-2008, 10:27 PM
Oh, do you like it? Yes. I spent a fortune at Crate and Barrel.

It's lovely, though I think it could use a jacuzzi, don't you? http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f166/dolphindancer/specialsmileys/sauna4.gif

Tink
08-21-2008, 10:27 PM
I have one thing to say about this entire thread and almost every post I have seen and/or read....:roll: :ROFL: :roll: :ROFL: :roll:


M'k, I am done now. :D

*still giggling while exiting thread*

Priene
08-21-2008, 10:27 PM
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n83/spinynorman_2006/conanstrength.jpg[

Of course you didn't fudge the roll.

Sadly, I understood this joke. And laughed at it.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-21-2008, 10:27 PM
I, of course, support Mr. Ferret in his quest for a kitteh-free zone.

I'm at your disposal, sir.

Are you sure 'disposal' is the word you wanted to use there, dog?

JLCwrites
08-21-2008, 10:28 PM
I, of course, support Mr. Ferret in his quest for a kitteh-free zone.

I'm at your disposal, sir.

(Sneaks over to the sink and turns on the disposal) :)

Shadow_Ferret
08-21-2008, 10:28 PM
It's lovely, though I think it could use a jacuzzi, don't you? http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f166/dolphindancer/specialsmileys/sauna4.gif
Stupid thing is on backorder!

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-21-2008, 10:30 PM
Sorry, but bribing the gendarmes doesn't strike me as good policy.

I simply defer to your greater intelligence and sense of fair play.

And might I say you're looking particularly lovely today?

It's excellent policy both to bribe and to acknowledge the sense of fair play and greater intelligence of the mods as well as my looking particularly lovely today.









But I'm talkin' cash here. Or gold, at least.








Jewelry in a pinch. Real stuff... no costume. Shiny things earn extra points.

Beach Bunny
08-21-2008, 10:30 PM
Stupid thing is on backorder!

Damn! You can borrow my portable one until yours comes in. :)

Shadow_Ferret
08-21-2008, 10:32 PM
But I'm talkin' cash here. Or gold, at least.
Um, all I have is this single solid gold Green Bay Packer "G" earring. You can have it if you want it.

Haggis
08-21-2008, 10:32 PM
Are you sure 'disposal' is the word you wanted to use there, dog?


(Sneaks over to the sink and turns on the disposal) :)

Somehow I knew this would happen.

Oh, and Ferret? Don't you remember? We used the jacuzzi for a giant ashtray in the All New AW Designated Smoking Area (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=57542).

Shadow_Ferret
08-21-2008, 10:34 PM
Whew! There you are, Haggis. Last I saw of you, you were being buried under turkey feathers.

Hmm. I'll have to think of something else to go where the jucuzzi would have gone. Anyone up for a Finnish style sauna?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-21-2008, 10:37 PM
Oooo, look! Shiny!

P.H.Delarran
08-21-2008, 10:38 PM
Shadow, that is just about the most adorable AV I've ever seen.

*snicker*

Shadow_Ferret
08-21-2008, 10:41 PM
Oooo, look! Shiny!
I have a matching gold necklace and ring at home. The ring might be a little large though.

cray
08-21-2008, 10:46 PM
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/8/21/lolbattssezno128638179603120836.jpg

Shadow_Ferret
08-21-2008, 10:47 PM
Et tu, Cray? Et tu?

cray
08-21-2008, 10:49 PM
hey, i'm with you, ferret,....
i say no more lolcats!

Soccer Mom
08-21-2008, 10:50 PM
No more kittehs!!!




http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/4/12/evilferretmag128525274294536250.jpg

Shadow_Ferret
08-21-2008, 10:52 PM
hey, i'm with you, ferret,....
i say no more lolcats!
*spies a loophole in his manifesto*

Maybe I need to change it to "no more captioned graphics" and eliminate references to what the graphic might contain.

TrainofThought
08-21-2008, 10:54 PM
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/8/21/lolbattssezno128638179603120836.jpg


Et tu, Cray? Et tu?


hey, i'm with you, ferret,....
i say no more lolcats!I'm totally with you two. No more cats!

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/Train_of_Thought/Miscellaneous/crayBen.jpg

Mr Flibble
08-21-2008, 10:59 PM
Of course you didn't fudge the roll.

Sadly, I understood this joke. And laughed at it.

You might get this too. And still no cutsie animal piccies.

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n83/spinynorman_2006/bagodice.jpg

cray
08-21-2008, 10:59 PM
gah!

maestrowork
08-21-2008, 11:01 PM
I dont sp33k no enligsh.

Shadow_Ferret
08-21-2008, 11:02 PM
I'm speechless. I'm also not sure who that poster is marketed for, I mean teen girls or otherwise?

JLCwrites
08-21-2008, 11:03 PM
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/8/21/lolbattssezno128638179603120836.jpg

http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq31/TurKeyLurKeys_album/ketteh.jpg

Shadow_Ferret
08-21-2008, 11:03 PM
I dont sp33k no enligsh.

*spots another loophole in his manifesto*

Must add, no textspeak and no chatroom speak.

Definitely no w00t!

maestrowork
08-21-2008, 11:05 PM
Definitely no w00t!

Pwnd!

C.bronco
08-21-2008, 11:05 PM
Ah, SF! I understand your frustration, however, the poll is clearly for the greater good of mankind. It behooves us to deal with the difficult issues and get them out in the open so that the good people of AW don't have to feel shamed or worried when espousing their views on the propriety of Lolcat dining boundaries.

It is for the little ferrets, much like yourself, that I've taken on this noble cause.

Be well, my furry compadre!

Mr Flibble
08-21-2008, 11:06 PM
Definitely no w00t!

lolwut?

O I getz it kkthxbai

cray
08-21-2008, 11:06 PM
http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq31/TurKeyLurKeys_album/ketteh.jpg


is there any way you can switch those around, turkey?

Shadow_Ferret
08-21-2008, 11:07 PM
*thinks there might be hope for C.Bronco yet*

*IdiotsRUs on the other hand*

TrainofThought
08-21-2008, 11:08 PM
I'm speechless. I'm also not sure who that poster is marketed for, I mean teen girls or otherwise?That depends. Do you want to be friends with Cray?

Shadow_Ferret
08-21-2008, 11:10 PM
That depends. Do you want to be friends with Cray?
Do I have to stand next to him shirtless with my hands in my pants?

cray
08-21-2008, 11:10 PM
you'd have to take off that silly hat too

TrainofThought
08-21-2008, 11:10 PM
Do I have to stand next to him shirtless with my hands in my pants?No. You can have your hands in his pants.

Mr Flibble
08-21-2008, 11:10 PM
*IdiotsRUs on the other hand*

Oh there's been no hope for me for years. But at least I haven't posted any captioned animal pics, exactly as requested.:)

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n83/spinynorman_2006/chaoticneutral.jpg

Shadow_Ferret
08-21-2008, 11:12 PM
No. You can have your hands in his pants.
I'll pass. He doesn't seem that interesting anyway.

Kitrianna
08-21-2008, 11:13 PM
You have banned kitties and you expect support? Silly Ferret :tongue
*points to her avatar* Kitties are adorable...at least mine are...

maestrowork
08-21-2008, 11:13 PM
Iz dis where i post the 2grls1cup video?

Shadow_Ferret
08-21-2008, 11:16 PM
You have banned kitties and you expect support? Silly Ferret :tongue
*points to her avatar* Kitties are adorable...at least mine are...
I did not ban kitties. I did not ban doggies. I did not, did not ban the fox, I did not did not in a box... (OK, that came out a little creepy.)

I banned the use of captioned graphics that make use of poor grammar and bad spelling, which happen to be known as LOLCatz.

Kitrianna
08-21-2008, 11:18 PM
Don't make me go back and quote you Ferret. I like you, I really do. Therefore I forgive you for not liking LOLanythings. I think they're adorable :)

Soccer Mom
08-21-2008, 11:18 PM
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/8/21/aplayforti128638199417062946.jpg

maxmordon
08-21-2008, 11:19 PM
I hate those damn posters. Never found them funny

I think if I continue watching them I may end up killing kitties

Shadow_Ferret
08-21-2008, 11:20 PM
Thank god! *gives Max the key to the fort*

JLCwrites
08-21-2008, 11:21 PM
is there any way you can switch those around, turkey?

http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq31/TurKeyLurKeys_album/cray.jpg

Kitrianna
08-21-2008, 11:23 PM
:roll: oh that is just classic Turkey. Max don't you dare start hurting kitties or I will come to Venzuela and kick your sorry arse! Ferret...I think what you really need is a hug. Go find someone to give you one :D

Haggis
08-21-2008, 11:25 PM
This is for the next LOL kitteh I see.

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/9761/picphp2pz.gif

Kitrianna
08-21-2008, 11:27 PM
Et tu Haggis?

Soccer Mom
08-21-2008, 11:28 PM
This is for the next LOL kitteh I see.

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/9761/picphp2pz.gif


http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/6/5/urrediculousli128571901114219819.jpg

Shadow_Ferret
08-21-2008, 11:28 PM
This is for the next LOL kitteh I see.

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/9761/picphp2pz.gif
*claps*

Cool.

Kitrianna
08-21-2008, 11:29 PM
*shakes her head sadly* I will return to defend the cute kitties after I have had some food.

TrainofThought
08-21-2008, 11:30 PM
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/Train_of_Thought/Miscellaneous/funny-pictures-kitten-is-not-too-yo.jpg

JLCwrites
08-21-2008, 11:33 PM
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/6/5/urrediculousli128571901114219819.jpg
OHHH! Another KTC Kitteh!! Nice one SoccerMom! ;)

Shadow_Ferret
08-21-2008, 11:40 PM
Oh, another KTC kitten. Nice one, Soccer Mom. ;)
See, that's why I thought he'd be on my side. He seems persnickety about grammar.

maxmordon
08-21-2008, 11:47 PM
:roll: oh that is just classic Turkey. Max don't you dare start hurting kitties or I will come to Venzuela and kick your sorry arse! Ferret...I think what you really need is a hug. Go find someone to give you one :D

Please come, you seem so nice and I would like to meet some fellow AWers

NeuroFizz
08-21-2008, 11:48 PM
I, of course, support Mr. Ferret in his quest for a kitteh-free zone.

I'm at your disposal, sir.
Sign me up as well, fearless leader.

May we become nites knights of the rotund table, or at least the three Mousekateers Musketeers.

Shadow_Ferret
08-21-2008, 11:49 PM
All for one, and none for kitteh*!



*Word spelled incorrectly on purpose for dramatic effect.

TrainofThought
08-22-2008, 12:19 AM
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/Train_of_Thought/Miscellaneous/dartagn128629937506220390.jpg

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/Train_of_Thought/Miscellaneous/CA0N1Z6I.jpg

Shadow_Ferret
08-22-2008, 12:20 AM
Hey!

Don't think I don't see that.

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/Train_of_Thought/Miscellaneous/CA0N1Z6I.jpg

Porthos indeed.


Wasn't he the fat one?

Kitrianna
08-22-2008, 12:45 AM
I think i may reconsider that appointment...Kitties must be defended. At least for another week :D

kct webber
08-22-2008, 12:49 AM
I'm with you Ferret! Down with LOLCatz! Down with kittehs!

Up with the drawbridge! Fall in the troops! Man the ramparts! Down with Kittehs!

Nice place here. Crate and Barrel, you say?

Kitrianna
08-22-2008, 12:51 AM
*shakes her head sadly* I am diametrically opposed to the dislike of kitties. Look at my user name :D

Kitrianna
08-22-2008, 12:55 AM
Oh gorgeous kitty!

Kitrianna
08-22-2008, 12:57 AM
Oh he's adorable! I love black cats...can ya tell? :)

Haggis
08-22-2008, 12:57 AM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/lolcats-funny-pictures-i-can-has-mouth.jpg

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/9761/picphp2pz.gif

Kitrianna
08-22-2008, 01:01 AM
Hey look! It's Haggis! Oh wait, my bad. That one is too cute and sane looking to be Haggis :D

Shadow_Ferret
08-22-2008, 01:01 AM
*takes his KTC statue off it's pedestal and puts it in the bottom drawer*

*sighs*

Haggis
08-22-2008, 01:09 AM
Perhaps if I were to bring back my hypodermic needle, I might be able to euthanize all these LOL kittehs.

Kitrianna
08-22-2008, 01:10 AM
Haggis...I need to speak with you in the Royalty thread...*grins*

Haggis
08-22-2008, 01:11 AM
Haggis...I need to speak with you in the Royalty thread...*grins*

But...but it's happy hour. A beer is calling my name.

Kitrianna
08-22-2008, 01:12 AM
You can have a beer at the Royal bar...I'll even serve it to you myself...:D

Kitrianna
08-22-2008, 01:15 AM
*gets a mental picture of that and starts howling*

Beach Bunny
08-22-2008, 01:24 AM
Personally, I like the pictures. It's the bad grammar AND the bad spelling that I find a bit annoying. One or the other would be okay, but not both. Like this one:


http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/lolcats-funny-pictures-i-can-has-mouth.jpg
mouf? What the f*ck is a mouf? Just how is that pronounced? moof???? mowf? Oh, "I can has mouth" now I get it. *the sound of crickets chirping as the joke falls flat on it's face.* :D

And "kittehs". How the heck is that pronounced? Phonetically it is kitt-ehs or kitt-ahs, not kitt-ees. The "h" makes the preceding vowel short not long. Where in the English-speaking world do the call baby cats "kitt-ahs"???? Jeez talk about mangling the English language.

JLCwrites
08-22-2008, 01:29 AM
KTC KITTEH says... "sycophantic".
http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq31/TurKeyLurKeys_album/ktckitteh.jpg

shawkins
08-22-2008, 01:34 AM
mouf? What the f*ck is a mouf? Just how is that pronounced? moof???? mowf? Oh, "I can has mouth" now I get it. *the sound of crickets chirping as the joke falls flat on it's face.* :D

And "kittehs". How the heck is that pronounced? Phonetically it is kitt-ehs or kitt-ahs, not kitt-ees. The "h" makes the preceding vowel short not long. Where in the English-speaking world do the call baby cats "kitt-ahs"???? Jeez talk about mangling the English language.

Kitteh tnks Beach_Bunneh needz hugz.


http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/03/funny-pictures-bunny-wants-hug.jpg

Kitrianna
08-22-2008, 01:36 AM
awwww that is so cute. *sneezes* But I'm severely allergic to this thread...

Beach Bunny
08-22-2008, 01:43 AM
http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/03/funny-pictures-bunny-wants-hug.jpg
This is a good one. Proper punctuation and spelling and I like the message. :D

Kitrianna
08-22-2008, 01:49 AM
Bye all. *sneezes* Someone got some Kleenex?
See ya tomorrow.

Judg
08-22-2008, 02:22 AM
First of all, I would like to thank Shadow Ferret for setting himself and this thread up as a target. I've had my laughter therapy for the day.

Second, dear SF, I must point out that you have made at least two spelling mistakes and one grammar mistake on this thread.

What do you have to say for yourself, soiling your own fort in such an egregious manner?

I must say, I really do love that hat...

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-22-2008, 02:29 AM
I have a matching gold necklace and ring at home. The ring might be a little large though.

Your offering pleases me.

regdog
08-22-2008, 02:38 AM
Okay I guess I'm showing my internet stupidity. LoLCatz?? :Wha:
Never seen them other than here. They have a whole website for these? :e2shrug:

I'm not critizing though, as most can tell from my posts I'm a bit of a smilie junkie

I guess I'll be among the none LOLCatz posters.

Soccer Mom
08-22-2008, 02:49 AM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny-pictures-the-dog-started-it.jpg

Shadow_Ferret
08-22-2008, 02:51 AM
First of all, I would like to thank Shadow Ferret for setting himself and this thread up as a target. I've had my laughter therapy for the day.

Second, dear SF, I must point out that you have made at least two spelling mistakes and one grammar mistake on this thread.

What do you have to say for yourself, soiling your own fort in such an egregious manner?

I must say, I really do love that hat...*makes further changes to his manifesto*

Typos and grammatical errors made in the heat of battling LOLCatz are fully acceptable and probably expected.


Okay I guess I'm showing my internet stupidity. LoLCatz?? :Wha:
Never seen them other than here. They have a whole website for these? :e2shrug:

I'm not critizing though, as most can tell from my posts I'm a bit of a smilie junkie

I guess I'll be among the none LOLCatz posters.You can Google LOLCatz. I don't advise it. You might not return sane.

Beach Bunny
08-22-2008, 02:57 AM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny-pictures-the-dog-started-it.jpg
It's the psycho kitty in disguise! :scared:

Judg
08-22-2008, 02:58 AM
And the rationalizing begins...

It's a slippery slope, Ferret. And you're starting to slide.

You really are awfully cute in that hat. :D

Shadow_Ferret
08-22-2008, 03:05 AM
And the rationalizing begins...

It's a slippery slope, Ferret. And you're starting to slide.

You really are awfully cute in that hat. :D
If you care to compare any of my posts with those captioned graphics, I think I'll come out on top every time. That's what I'm fighting here. The complete and utter and DELIBERATE disrespect for the language these things represent. Any accidental mistakes made by any member of Ferret's Fort are to be overlooked. It's called collateral damage.

Soccer Mom
08-22-2008, 03:05 AM
This is all heinous and untrue. Kittehs are thoughful and intelligent. They just can't spell.

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/5/31/forwhyzarekit128567612046382736.jpg

JLCwrites
08-22-2008, 03:11 AM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-hitman-monkey-drowns-boy.jpg?w=422&h=495

Dawno
08-22-2008, 03:15 AM
Once upon a time there was just the pop-tart kitty. I may not have been the first to use it here, but I did use it to try and add comic relief to threads when they were tense. I'm sorry, Shadow Ferret to have been one of the instigators of your current pain.

Here, have a pop tart kitty

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/Ebil_Librarian/poptartkitten.jpg

Beach Bunny
08-22-2008, 03:16 AM
Hey! The dogs and the monkey can spell. :Thumbs:

Shadow_Ferret
08-22-2008, 03:18 AM
I love poptarts! Thanks, Dawno!

*runs to the toaster oven*

They're craaazy good.

shawkins
08-22-2008, 03:22 AM
If you care to compare any of my posts with those captioned graphics, I think I'll come out on top every time. That's what I'm fighting here. The complete and utter and DELIBERATE disrespect for the language these things represent. Any accidental mistakes made by any member of Ferret's Fort are to be overlooked. It's called collateral damage.

i iz tranzlate:

http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2007/12/funny-pictures-bah-humbug-cat.jpg

Judg
08-22-2008, 03:31 AM
I'm a grammar nazi too, SF. But it's sort of like soft drinks. I would never have soft drinks in the house when my kids were growing up. (Still don't, unless you count club soda.) They drank milk and real fruit juices and water.

But when we were out on a family drive or in a restaurant, they were allowed to have a bottle of pop. I figured when it was an exception and not part of their normal diet, it wouldn't cause any problems. My kids grew up healthy and most of them consume soft drinks very little.

So sometimes a little bit of deliberately bad grammar is fun. As long as you know where to draw the line. And when the line wraps around an entertaining picture... it's fun.

I can still parse a sentence with the best of them.

I also insisted on good grammar even when the kids were just speaking around the house. After I quit homeschooling them, the schools ruined their spelling ability, but even the least book-friendly of them can craft wonderful sentences. They can also talk hip-hop. But they know where the line is.

Have I mentioned how cute you look in that hat?

rhymegirl
08-22-2008, 03:38 AM
I, of course, support Mr. Ferret in his quest for a kitteh-free zone.

I'm at your disposal, sir.

Me, too.

I speek gude Inglish.

regdog
08-22-2008, 03:54 AM
Okay so I did **twitch** check out LolCatz **twitch shrug blink** what can I say but **I'm a good driver** the site was **I'm a good driver. I drive in the driveway** all those LOLCatz **my brain feels fuzzy babble and drool* :e2hammer:

Ageless Stranger
08-22-2008, 04:00 AM
LOLCatz burned down my house, ate my parents and stole my wallet.

I'm with you Shadow Ferret.

AZ_Dawn
08-22-2008, 04:03 AM
I prefer Loldogs (http://ihasahotdog.com/) myself. Much cuter!

A few for the kitties:
http://ihasahotdog.com/2008/07/25/funny-dog-pictures-here-kitty-kitty/
http://ihasahotdog.com/2008/04/07/cute-puppy-pictures-nope-havent-seen-him/
http://ihasahotdog.com/2008/04/22/funny-dog-pictures-animals-learned-proper-grammar/

A few for Haggis:
http://ihasahotdog.com/2008/04/05/funny-dog-pictures-arch-nemesis-headdog/
http://ihasahotdog.com/2008/02/02/chihuahua-pez-dispenser/
http://ihasahotdog.com/2007/12/03/invisible-finger/

Ageless Stranger
08-22-2008, 04:05 AM
I prefer Loldogs (http://ihasahotdog.com/) myself. Much cuter!

A few for the kitties:
http://ihasahotdog.com/2008/07/25/funny-dog-pictures-here-kitty-kitty/
http://ihasahotdog.com/2008/04/07/cute-puppy-pictures-nope-havent-seen-him/
http://ihasahotdog.com/2008/04/22/funny-dog-pictures-animals-learned-proper-grammar/

A few for Haggis:
http://ihasahotdog.com/2008/04/05/funny-dog-pictures-arch-nemesis-headdog/
http://ihasahotdog.com/2008/02/02/chihuahua-pez-dispenser/
http://ihasahotdog.com/2007/12/03/invisible-finger/

I'm nipping this one in the bud.

*Runs off to find gun*

:tongue

AZ_Dawn
08-22-2008, 04:21 AM
I'm nipping this one in the bud.

*Runs off to find gun*

:tongue

Now, now! At least I only posted links instead of assaulting your eyes with the full-fledged cuteness pictures. And dogs make everything better!
:snoopy::snoopy::snoopy:

Soccer Mom
08-22-2008, 05:26 AM
LOLCatz burned down my house, ate my parents and stole my wallet.

I'm with you Shadow Ferret.


http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/5/22/nocantalk128559678180758936.jpg

maestrowork
08-22-2008, 05:48 AM
6 pages.

yunz R crayZ.

sassandgroove
08-22-2008, 05:49 AM
Oh there's been no hope for me for years. But at least I haven't posted any captioned animal pics, exactly as requested.:)

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n83/spinynorman_2006/chaoticneutral.jpg
http://www.icanhasforce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/star-wars-lawful-evil.jpg

Matera the Mad
08-22-2008, 05:55 AM
a ferret is just an elongated kitteh

sassandgroove
08-22-2008, 05:55 AM
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-dog-pictures-go-where-he-wants.jpg

sassandgroove
08-22-2008, 06:15 AM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny-pictures-cat-will-kill-dog.jpg

sassandgroove
08-22-2008, 06:21 AM
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-dog-pictures-dog-questions-intents-of-porpoise.jpg

sassandgroove
08-22-2008, 06:25 AM
http://www.skweezeme.net/peteytpo/Hot_Tub_2.gif

Soccer Mom
08-22-2008, 06:25 AM
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/3/25/iznotaratis128509720694218778.jpg

C.bronco
08-22-2008, 06:27 AM
This is precious!

Soccer Mom
08-22-2008, 06:28 AM
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/3/8/nopiktursplz128494898554218750.jpg

C.bronco
08-22-2008, 06:31 AM
Frodo, don't wear the ring!

Soccer Mom
08-22-2008, 06:31 AM
http://www.thecheezburgerfactory.com/completestore/Icanhazfrea128383137229618750.jpg

C.bronco
08-22-2008, 06:35 AM
Lolferrets: should they be allowed into adult restaurants?

C.bronco
08-22-2008, 06:51 AM
Yeah, baby! Could an eggplant ban rectify the controversy?

C.bronco
08-22-2008, 06:58 AM
I hear ya, man. I'm growing eggplant in my garden, and I thank God every day for the opportunity to produce eggplant. It isn't an unalienable right, it is a gift, not be to squandered but treasured.

C.bronco
08-22-2008, 07:03 AM
Yay! It's about time my marketing tie-ins have produced revenue!

Judg
08-22-2008, 07:13 AM
One of the nice things about all the kids being gone is we can have eggplant whenever we want!

Imam bayildi, moussaka, ratatouille... Oh yum.

Next I try eggplant parmagiana. I have an Italian mother-in-law, so that is a major intimidation factor.

Bayou Bill
08-22-2008, 07:15 AM
One-hundred sixty-six (166) posts in nine (9) hours on a single (1) thread? Does anyone ever get any writing done around here?

Brave, Shadow Ferret, I applaud your cause, 'cause it is noble and righteous and much needed. The LOLcatz craze is a threat, not only to English letters, but to truth, justice, and the authorial way of life. That said, I fear your valiant fort is under serious seige.

Courage.

Bayou Bill :cool:

C.bronco
08-22-2008, 07:18 AM
Ah, SF! I understand your frustration, however, the poll is clearly for the greater good of mankind. It behooves us to deal with the difficult issues and get them out in the open so that the good people of AW don't have to feel shamed or worried when espousing their views on the propriety of Lolcat dining boundaries.

It is for the little ferrets, much like yourself, that I've taken on this noble cause.

Be well, my furry compadre!
I have to say that I'm just trying to make the world safe for democracy.

maggieuc
08-22-2008, 07:35 AM
Oh, do you like it? Yes. I spent a fortune at Crate and Barrel.
Shadow, I think I've laughed at all of your posts. You make me smile!

Joe270
08-22-2008, 08:32 AM
Shadow, Fort Ferret has been overrun with lolcatz. Get clear and call in the airstrike, napalm from above, leaving absolutely nothing but smoked kittehs. . .

Oh, my goth, I've been enfectehed. Call in the airstrike, don't wait for meh, ahm lost. . .

For the lurve uhf all that's sacred, call it in! Stop the madneth!

Priene
08-22-2008, 10:13 AM
Where in the English-speaking world do the call baby cats "kitt-ahs"????

My best guess is Cheshire.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5c/EnglandCheshire.png

k.san
08-22-2008, 11:16 AM
Does anyone call eggplant - Aubergine?

EriRae
08-22-2008, 11:21 AM
I always read kittehs as "kitt-ays"

It's Canadian, eh? :D

Forbidden Snowflake
08-22-2008, 03:18 PM
Does anyone call eggplant - Aubergine?

Sure. That's the name, when you speak German :D

http://ihasahotdog.wordpress.com/files/2007/12/ihateeverythi128426629782255000.jpg

regdog
08-22-2008, 03:26 PM
One-hundred sixty-six (166) posts in nine (9) hours on a single (1) thread? Does anyone ever get any writing done around here?

Brave, Shadow Ferret, I applaud your cause, 'cause it is noble and righteous and much needed. The LOLcatz craze is a threat, not only to English letters, but to truth, justice, and the authorial way of life. That said, I fear your valiant fort is under serious seige.

Courage.

Bayou Bill :cool:

But Bayou Bill we are writing. See how much has been written about LOLCatz or were you talking about writing as in writing novels, articles screenplays ets. because the answer to that is no not really. This is way more fun than having to think abut something intelligent to write. ;)

Bayou Bill
08-22-2008, 04:08 PM
But Bayou Bill we are writing. See how much has been written about LOLCatz or were you talking about writing as in writing novels, articles screenplays ets. because the answer to that is no not really. This is way more fun than having to think abut something intelligent to write. ;)
"Think?"
"Something intelligent to write?"

What are these; some sort of exotic, esoteric, occult concepts?

Bayou Bill :cool:

Shadow_Ferret
08-22-2008, 04:14 PM
I go to sleep and the place is overrun.

So sometimes a little bit of deliberately bad grammar is fun. As long as you know where to draw the line. And when the line wraps around an entertaining picture... it's fun.

I guess that's where we differ. I don't find them entertaining. I find them annoying. And not very funny. Maybe once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far, away, the first one was funny. But after about the 50th, it gets a little, well, lame.

Now, if you'll all repeat after me:

"My name is _________, and I'm an LOLCatzaholic."

Then we'll all respond, "Hi, __________!" Have some coffee or tea or juice, and discuss our "problem."

Forbidden Snowflake
08-22-2008, 04:18 PM
Oh, oh, oh, I just realised something Mr. Ferret. You're SF and I'm FS :D

Now, that was random.

Judg
08-22-2008, 04:45 PM
Does anyone call eggplant - Aubergine?
Whenever I talk about eggplants in French. Don't laugh. It happens.

Judg
08-22-2008, 04:48 PM
I go to sleep and the place is overrun.
I guess that's where we differ. I don't find them entertaining. I find them annoying. And not very funny. Maybe once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far, away, the first one was funny. But after about the 50th, it gets a little, well, lame.
Which is why you deliberately provoked the biggest LOLcatzfest I've seen outside of the dedicated websites. You should change your name to Bear for Punishment.

Shadow_Ferret
08-22-2008, 04:53 PM
Which is why you deliberately provoked the biggest LOLcatzfest I've seen outside of the dedicated websites. You should change your name to Bear for Punishment.
That would make sense if I was a bear. But since I'm a ferret, I'd rather think I'm trying to ferret out reason in a world gone mad (with LOLCatz).

Mr Flibble
08-22-2008, 04:55 PM
Sure. That's the name, when you speak German :D

Or Proper English. :D

Shadow_Ferret
08-22-2008, 05:01 PM
Oh, my goth, I've been enfectehed. Call in the airstrike, don't wait for meh, ahm lost. . .

For the lurve uhf all that's sacred, call it in! Stop the madneth!
Oh dear god, they got Joe! You bastards! How could you! :cry: He was a good man!

Forbidden Snowflake
08-22-2008, 05:04 PM
Or Proper English. :D

Seriously? I did not know that.

My God, look what you did Mr. Ferret. You made me learn something. And here I was trying to prove that one does not learn something new every day.

Shadow_Ferret
08-22-2008, 05:07 PM
Don't listen to them. Eggplant is the universally accept term in English.

Mr Flibble
08-22-2008, 05:09 PM
Don't listen to them. Eggplant is the universally accept term in English. that weird language that Americans call English which is nothing like the real language

Fixed that for you. :)

Forbidden Snowflake
08-22-2008, 05:10 PM
Can I stay out of that discussion? :D

Shadow_Ferret
08-22-2008, 05:14 PM
Fixed that for you. :)
Thanks. I appreciate the clarification.

But you aren't just insulting Americans.


The name eggplant developed in the United States, Australia, New Zealand, and Canada because the fruits of some 18th century European cultivars were yellow or white and resembled goose or hen's eggs.

NeuroFizz
08-22-2008, 05:16 PM
Fixed that for you.
Of course, the originators of the "real" English didn't borrow (swipe) words from hither and yon languages to create a mish mash of bastardized patois.

Shadow_Ferret
08-22-2008, 05:18 PM
*wishes he was smart so he could understand Neuro*

Yeah! What he said!

Mr Flibble
08-22-2008, 05:20 PM
Of course, the originators of the "real" English didn't borrow (swipe) words from hither and yon languages to create a mish mash of bastardized patois.

Quite right! :D /end sarcasm


The name eggplant developed in the United States, Australia, New Zealand, and Canada because the fruits of some 18th century European cultivars were yellow or white and resembled goose or hen's eggs.

I wouldn't like to meet a goose of a size that could lay them eggs. Geese is vicious

Shadow_Ferret
08-22-2008, 05:21 PM
Geese is viciousAnd they poop everywhere. They are the perfect eating/pooping machine.

*taps his fingers waiting patiently for the obnoxious, but inevitable, LOLgoose post*

Mr Flibble
08-22-2008, 05:24 PM
And they poop everywhere. They are the perfect eating/pooping machine.

*taps his fingers waiting patiently for the obnoxious, but inevitable, LOLgoose post*

Oh, a dare. I'll take it!

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n83/spinynorman_2006/2069524417_e14f0271b4_m.jpg

Shadow_Ferret
08-22-2008, 05:25 PM
You're such a tool. :tongue

NeuroFizz
08-22-2008, 05:28 PM
Every time I hear the word "tool" used in that way, it makes me burst out laughing. Even when I'm the one being called a tool (an accurate assessment).

maestrowork
08-22-2008, 05:29 PM
Asshats.

Shadow_Ferret
08-22-2008, 05:34 PM
Asshats.




buttwrinkle.

Gentleman, gentlemen, please. A little decorum in the fort. Respect the writer.

Mr Flibble
08-22-2008, 05:34 PM
You're such a tool. :tongue

Is it any wonder I gave myself this name? Saves time :)

maestrowork
08-22-2008, 05:41 PM
Gentleman, gentlemen, please. A little decorum in the fort. Respect the writer.

Sure, Shirley Valentine. Dingleberries anyone?

Shadow_Ferret
08-22-2008, 05:43 PM
Sure, Shirley Valentine. Dingleberries anyone?
Is Shirley related to Karen? She was so cute on Room 222.

DeleyanLee
08-22-2008, 06:09 PM
Sure, Shirley Valentine. Dingleberries anyone?

Oh--I'd almost forgotten about Shirley Valentine. Thanks for the reminder! LOL!

Shadow_Ferret
08-22-2008, 06:23 PM
I respect the writer. I can't respect the man. (-;
This thread, if it serves no other purpose, certainly has opened my eyes. I didn't realize you disliked me so. Makes me sad. :(

Shadow_Ferret
08-22-2008, 06:26 PM
buck up, ferretface. i luvz ya. I was referring to the rayban.
Oh! I knew that. You don't think I was getting all verklempt over you, do you?



*leaves the room*

Yay! Kevin doesn't hate me! :snoopy:

maestrowork
08-22-2008, 06:28 PM
KTC is a liar.

He said he wuv me just the other night. I want my $2 back!

Shadow_Ferret
08-22-2008, 06:31 PM
... wuv ...

Love! The bloody word is love, spelled El-Oh-Vee-Eee!

Sheesh.

maestrowork
08-22-2008, 06:34 PM
wuv is a manly splenda™ thang!

Shadow_Ferret
08-22-2008, 06:35 PM
ah...da widdle ferret wuvs to yellz
Aaargh!

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g76/shadow_ferret/angryferret.jpg

maestrowork
08-22-2008, 06:37 PM
dis widdle ferret goZ to heaven. dis widdle ferret goZ to H377. dis widdle ferret goZ all da way home.

Shadow_Ferret
08-22-2008, 06:42 PM
You are making a mockery of Ferret's fort, Ray. Please leave and return your sauna room key at the front desk. You've lost your massage priviledges. As much as Sven will be disappiointed, sometimes we have to do tough love here.

http://www.gumtree.com/posting_images/44/23060944__1208860704__1__1-9b1b9681a66ab4c107ce05ba8fdfd1ca.__big__.jpg

Haggis
08-22-2008, 06:54 PM
Clean up (http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa8/hanksnow_photo/monkeyvk.gif)in aisle three.

maestrowork
08-22-2008, 06:54 PM
You can't make me. Plus Sven_the_Viking wuvz me.

maestrowork
08-22-2008, 06:55 PM
Clean up (http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa8/hanksnow_photo/monkeyvk.gif)in aisle three.

That TerminHaggis is scary.

And delicious.

nerds
08-22-2008, 06:56 PM
Gentleman, gentlemen, please. A little decorum in the fort. Respect the writer.


Butt surely they deserve credit for having spelled "asshats" and "buttwrinkle" correctly?

Shadow_Ferret
08-22-2008, 06:58 PM
Butt surely they deserve credit for having spelled "asshats" and "buttwrinkle" correctly?
It shall be duly noted on their permanent record.

Kitrianna
08-22-2008, 07:02 PM
I would say that I'm here to add a bit of sanity to things..but that would be a bold faced lie :D

maestrowork
08-22-2008, 07:03 PM
nothing is permanent. only death.

Shadow_Ferret
08-22-2008, 07:04 PM
nothing is permanent. only death.
Yes.

*smiles knowingly*

Kitrianna
08-22-2008, 07:08 PM
*gives SF a wide berth* I like breathing. Please note that on my permenant record...

Haggis
08-22-2008, 07:10 PM
We were never IN aisle three!

Must have spilled over from aisle two.

Kitrianna
08-22-2008, 07:12 PM
*arches an eyebrow* what is in aisle 2 and 3?

maestrowork
08-22-2008, 07:23 PM
*arches an eyebrow* what is in aisle 2 and 3?

I know who's between stall 2 and 4. Larry Craig.

sassandgroove
08-22-2008, 07:46 PM
http://content.costco.com/Images/Content/Search/36224bs.jpg

Judg
08-22-2008, 07:54 PM
This thread has seriously derailed.

Here, SF, a LOLcat you can truly love.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-angry-cat-questions-lolspeak.jpg

Judg
08-22-2008, 07:56 PM
And a LOLdog he should really take home.

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-dog-pictures-proper-grammar-old-dog.jpg?w=499&h=371

Judg
08-22-2008, 07:58 PM
And one more, in total keeping with the original intentions of SF's fort. Sort of.

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/loldogs-cute-puppy-pictures-grammardogi.jpg

Judg
08-22-2008, 08:03 PM
Why? Ol' Massah's gone away.

C.bronco
08-22-2008, 08:20 PM
My poll closes at 3:37. Has everyone voted? :D

Judg
08-22-2008, 08:29 PM
Poll? What poll?

C.bronco
08-22-2008, 08:36 PM
In OP: "Do Lolcats Belong in Adult Restaurants?"

Shadow_Ferret
08-22-2008, 08:37 PM
Shh. Just humor her.

Kitrianna
08-22-2008, 08:39 PM
SF don't make me fwap you with a badger...

Shadow_Ferret
08-22-2008, 08:41 PM
Badger is a cousin of mine.

Kitrianna
08-22-2008, 08:43 PM
*growls*

MidnightMuse
08-22-2008, 08:43 PM
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/8/11/wellbuttermy128629447537586589.jpg

Judg
08-22-2008, 08:50 PM
And there's the bear for punishment. Somebody fwap it with a badger.

Kitrianna
08-22-2008, 08:56 PM
Nope, can't use my menagerie for hurting other animals...just writers...:D

Shadow_Ferret
08-22-2008, 09:34 PM
I forgive MidnightMuse this one time. She's been missing in action and probably is suffering from battle fatique.

Shadow_Ferret
08-22-2008, 10:07 PM
That, and I just like her better than Kevin -- who is not forgiven.

Kitrianna
08-22-2008, 10:08 PM
At least you're just unforgiven KTC. I seem to be ignored :(
And I didn't even post an LOLcat! *cries*

Shadow_Ferret
08-22-2008, 10:09 PM
At least you're just unforgiven KTC. I seem to be ignored :(
Did someone say something?

Kitrianna
08-22-2008, 10:10 PM
Did someone say something?

I rest my case your honor.

Judg
08-22-2008, 10:22 PM
Just post a LOLcat. That will get his attention.

Kitrianna
08-22-2008, 10:25 PM
I would, but out of respect for SF (oh wait, who am I kidding :D) and the fact that I am here simply because he doesn't want kittehs here either. I would be sacrificing my principles if I posted an LOLcat.

Judg
08-22-2008, 10:30 PM
Then you are doomed to remain ignored. What point is there in making a statement if it is not heard?

Or you could just write your statement in LOLcatz speak. That would work too.

Kitrianna
08-22-2008, 10:31 PM
Sorry, I actually hate the grammar that they use. *shudders* I guess I am more proper than I care to admit.

Shadow_Ferret
08-22-2008, 10:36 PM
I rest my case your honor.
Here. *pats his lap* Rest your case here and we'll discuss it.

:e2brows:

Judg
08-22-2008, 10:37 PM
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/8/22/kitriannacatis128639038523210101.jpg

Kitrianna
08-22-2008, 10:38 PM
Here. *pats his lap* Rest your case here and we'll discuss it.

:e2brows:

Umm SF, a person's behind can be referred to as a caboose, not a case. And mine is quite boney when I sit down. I don't think you want to feel that ;)

Shadow_Ferret
08-22-2008, 10:45 PM
I apologize. That wasn't like me.

*snickers*

Kitrianna
08-22-2008, 10:47 PM
Liar. If Tink passes the sceptor to me, I'm naming you the next royal rogue. You're around more than Richard and I don't require the services of a barkeep. :)

maxmordon
08-22-2008, 10:49 PM
Ferret, sir, we need more troops to defend the fort and shoot those kitties, sir...

Get those goshdarn kittehs out of our goshdarn thread!

Shadow_Ferret
08-22-2008, 10:53 PM
Rogue? Do I have to get a new hat?

Judg
08-22-2008, 10:56 PM
No. Keep that one. Ai luvz it.

Kitrianna
08-22-2008, 10:57 PM
NO, we'll let you stay with that one...as long as you stop disliking kitties :tongue

Shadow_Ferret
08-22-2008, 10:58 PM
Ferret, sir, we need more troops to defend the fort and shoot those kitties, sir...

Get those goshdarn kittehs out of our goshdarn thread!

I have just the thing. Military vehicles called, coincidently, ferrets.

http://www.rhkr.org/Journal/1965/image/ferret1S.jpg

and a little air support,
http://alumni.oregonstate.edu/eclips/history/images/b17.jpg
*arrow points out lead ship with Captain Ferret aboard! Yeehaw!*

Soccer Mom
08-22-2008, 10:59 PM
Did someone say badger???\\\



http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/5/19/fordalasttime128557284483269886.jpg


A LOLZ for every reason, I haz dem.

Kitrianna
08-22-2008, 10:59 PM
You can't hurt my LOLCat! It's purrrrfect and the right color too :) I love it!

Shadow_Ferret
08-22-2008, 11:41 PM
It's OK, Soccer. Introduce yourself. Say, Hi, I'm Soccer M and I'm an LOLCatzaholic.

Go on. We won't bite.

Will we folks? *everyone shakes their heads*

See? We're all in this together, Soccer. Just start easy. Go one post at a time without using a LOLCatz. You can do this. I have faith in you.

Kitrianna
08-22-2008, 11:42 PM
*gives SF a look*

Shadow_Ferret
08-22-2008, 11:47 PM
One post at a time. Just to begin.

John. How many posts have you gone without an LOLCatz? See? He's up to 100 posts. He gets his pin tonight.

Fred over there, he's over 500 posts. He's one of our real successes.

532. Right. Thanks, Fred.

Kitrianna
08-22-2008, 11:51 PM
*fwaps the ferret with a badger then locks them in a cage together* You can come out when you stop on this tyrade :)

Shadow_Ferret
08-22-2008, 11:57 PM
When one has a righteous cause one does not stop.

I'm here to stop the madness, people! Remember our slogan, Hugs not LOLCatz.

Kitrianna
08-22-2008, 11:59 PM
*gives SF a peck ont he cheek* lighten up love. I'll catch ya later :)

Shadow_Ferret
08-23-2008, 12:04 AM
:o

*blushes*

Robert Toy
08-23-2008, 12:06 AM
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l253/RT_2006/Ferret.jpg

Shadow_Ferret
08-23-2008, 12:16 AM
I think I would have been disappointed had you not posted an LOLCat, Robert.

regdog
08-23-2008, 12:26 AM
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l253/RT_2006/Ferret.jpg


:ROFL::roll::ROFL::roll::ROFL::roll::ROFL::roll::R OFL::roll::ROFL::roll:

Robert Toy
08-23-2008, 12:28 AM
I think I would have been disappointed had you not posted an LOLCat, Robert.
The celing cat made me do it!

I mean look at that face...so sweet

<<<<

Mr Flibble
08-23-2008, 12:51 AM
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n83/spinynorman_2006/herodogsavedd128639118500592472.jpg

Shadow_Ferret
08-23-2008, 12:53 AM
Et tu, Rin Tin Tin? I thought surely you and I had a bond there.

Remember the good times we shared, my friend?

http://www.german-shepherd.com/images/kenzie_ferret.jpg

Shadow_Ferret
08-23-2008, 12:55 AM
I pleasure you.
Oh, Kevin! That's just sick.

Mr Flibble
08-23-2008, 12:56 AM
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n83/spinynorman_2006/buurrrrptaste128639121259726314.jpg

C.bronco
08-23-2008, 01:01 AM
The results are in! Please see the poll for my ground-breaking report.

Gravity
08-23-2008, 01:25 AM
As a fervent supporter of all things LOLcat, I salute this thread.

And revel in its degradation and relentless assimilation into the LOLcat world.

Soccer Mom
08-23-2008, 04:27 AM
When one has a righteous cause one does not stop.

I'm here to stop the madness, people! Remember our slogan, Hugs not LOLCatz.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-kittens-hugs-before-you-go.jpg

Judg
08-23-2008, 05:58 AM
http://www.german-shepherd.com/images/kenzie_ferret.jpg
SF is just one step from assimilation.

C.bronco
08-23-2008, 06:01 AM
SF will be marching on Washington next Tuesday in support of the case Ferret vs. kitteh.

Beach Bunny
08-23-2008, 06:05 AM
SF is just one step from assimilation.
:Wha: Isn't that what the Borgs do?

Run! Run! Run for your lives! The Borgs have assimilated the LOLCatz!

Judg
08-23-2008, 06:06 AM
Well, not just Borgs. It's also a word that gets bandied about Quebec a lot. Cultural or linguistic assimilation of minorities, for example.