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C.bronco
08-20-2008, 11:28 PM
Do Lolcats belong in adult restaurants? I've put little thought into the matter prior to five minutes from now, at which time I may have formulated a thought.

I suspect this question has been nagging at the general populace, yet has remained an unspeakable woe only whispered about behind closed doors.

Let's get to the bottom of this issue and do humanity a great service.

Dawno
08-20-2008, 11:31 PM
Only if they pick up their share of the tab.

Haggis
08-20-2008, 11:32 PM
Only if they pick up their share of the tab.

Shouldn't that be "only if they pick up their share of the tabby?"

JLCwrites
08-20-2008, 11:32 PM
:roll:

Bubastes
08-20-2008, 11:34 PM
I hate it when catnip-soused LOLcats start howling and chasing each other in the restaurant while I'm trying to have a quiet dinner.

C.bronco
08-20-2008, 11:40 PM
My next poll will approach the issue I have with spelling restaurant. No matter how may times I look it up, I still spell it wrong. There must be something Freudian about it.

Shadow_Ferret
08-20-2008, 11:44 PM
Bad enough those hairballs are in the SF/F forum, now my restaurant?

C.bronco
08-20-2008, 11:46 PM
One served me a cookie, but he eated it. Also, watch out if you order a cheeseburger.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-20-2008, 11:47 PM
Before we let lolcats in the restaurant... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOy2QCssTaI&feature=related)

C.bronco
08-20-2008, 11:50 PM
Oh dear OFG! Oh noes!

Shadow_Ferret
08-20-2008, 11:55 PM
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/cute-puppy-pictures-sleeping-shakespeare-lolcats.jpg

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-21-2008, 12:13 AM
My next poll will approach the issue I have with spelling restaurant. No matter how may times I look it up, I still spell it wrong. There must be something Freudian about it.

What ARE you rambling on about? :D

Shadow_Ferret
08-21-2008, 12:15 AM
She's saying she can't spell restarant resterant restaraunt restaurant!

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-21-2008, 12:18 AM
Looks like she did just fine to me. ;)

Shadow_Ferret
08-21-2008, 12:19 AM
That's cuz she went and tattooed it on the inside of her eyelids.

TrainofThought
08-21-2008, 12:20 AM
Only dogs:

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/Train_of_Thought/Miscellaneous/haggis.jpg

Jcomp
08-21-2008, 12:24 AM
Between this and that other thread that I've never actually ventured into, I have to ask for clarification purposes...

By "Adult Restaurants" we're talking about strip clubs with the $3.00 Steak & Fries lunch deal right? Because LOLcats definitely don't belong there...

CACTUSWENDY
08-21-2008, 01:06 AM
Amazing how bored some folks get.....lol

JLCwrites
08-21-2008, 01:31 AM
The KTC kitteh...
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny-pictures-cat-plays-well-with-others.jpg

Looks almost exactly like your avatar. :)

Kitty Pryde
08-21-2008, 03:11 AM
This is what we're talking about, right?
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-cat-undercooked-cheeseburger.jpg

AZ_Dawn
08-21-2008, 03:17 AM
Only dogs:

They're so dignified and polite at the restaurant. (http://ihasahotdog.com/2008/08/03/funny-dog-pictures-under-the-name-rex/)

Cats, not so much. (http://ihasahotdog.com/2008/05/26/funny-dog-pictures-take-meh-drunk-im-home/)

Pagey's_Girl
08-21-2008, 05:19 AM
She's saying she can't spell restarant resterant restaraunt restaurant!

Hei! Iz kan spel restoorant!

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d81/ladymadrigal/inigo-1.jpg

C.bronco
08-21-2008, 05:23 AM
Between this and that other thread that I've never actually ventured into, I have to ask for clarification purposes...

By "Adult Restaurants" we're talking about strip clubs with the $3.00 Steak & Fries lunch deal right? Because LOLcats definitely don't belong there...

Or do they...?
It makes ya think, yanno?

Pagey's_Girl
08-21-2008, 05:25 AM
I kan haz strpper?

C.bronco
08-21-2008, 05:30 AM
sex kittehs give lap dance for cheezburgers

Matera the Mad
08-21-2008, 07:40 AM
theys can lik teh plates

Jersey Chick
08-21-2008, 07:54 AM
http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb134/JerseyChick71/lolcatsdotcomcqiv5t5e2ekfuuzq.jpg

As long as they aren't on the menu...

BenPanced
08-21-2008, 08:12 AM
Sorry. I'd prefer to go to a restaurant and not have to see this...

http://pics.livejournal.com/benpanced/pic/0007r2kz

...or this...

http://pics.livejournal.com/benpanced/pic/00074xxx

...and certainly not this...

http://pics.livejournal.com/benpanced/pic/00079tw3

Bayou Bill
08-21-2008, 08:29 AM
Based on early poll results, it would appear, "oh hai. i iz jest voting," is winning by a landslide. I'm a stranger here, myself, but can't help wondering if this signifies: a rejection of Lolcats, a renunciation of C.bronco's adventures in spelling, a rebuking of the voting process, a repudiation of life, its consequences and inevitabilites, or whatever.

Just wondering.

Bayou Bill :cool:

eta: The Shar Pei in my AV loves the feline photos, and Weird Al's song. bb

Matera the Mad
08-21-2008, 08:50 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/matera/ihaznorespek.jpg

Yeshanu
08-21-2008, 10:20 AM
Shouldn't that be "only if they pick up their share of the tabby?"

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h190/Yeshanu/funny-pictures-cat-ensures-that-you.jpg

(I have been waiting for a chance to use this one. :D )

Woodsie
08-21-2008, 10:34 AM
What the crap is a lolcat?

shawkins
08-21-2008, 05:39 PM
lolcatz iz teh lord o/t interwebz! u send 2 me cheezburger, i tell u.

Shadow_Ferret
08-21-2008, 05:41 PM
What the crap is a lolcat?
It's a horrible debilitating mental disease that effects all reasoning and writing capabilities.

I'm running an innoculation clinic later today if you want to be vaccinated against it.

shawkins
08-21-2008, 05:47 PM
plz 2 ignore ferret in hat. iz jealous.

Bmwhtly
08-21-2008, 05:59 PM
Why can't they just continue staying at home and out of our hair?

http://www.feral-paws-rescue.com/%21cid_002801c73dbc$d5cc4af0$1a02a8c0@owner9d98a1e c9.jpgBecause they hog the remote and refuse to chip in for the pizza.


this signifies:
1) a rejection of Lolcats,
2) a renunciation of C.bronco's adventures in spelling,
3) a rebuking of the voting process,
4) a repudiation of life, its consequences and inevitabilites, or
5) whatever.

5.
Definitely.

Shadow_Ferret
08-21-2008, 06:00 PM
plz 2 ignore ferret in hat. iz jealous.
This one, for example, is too far gone and will need to be euthanized.

Priene
08-21-2008, 06:03 PM
Why not? They'd be perfect lightly fried with garlic and shallots and served in a creamy sauce on a bed of basmati rice with fresh asparagus and a side-salad.

Pagey's_Girl
08-21-2008, 07:12 PM
Why not? They'd be perfect lightly fried with garlic and shallots and served in a creamy sauce on a bed of basmati rice with fresh asparagus and a side-salad.


Which ones? The cats or the adults who shouldn't be in resturants either?

Uh, yes, it is almost lunchtime. How did you guess? [Hannibal Lecter/]

Kitty Pryde
08-21-2008, 07:44 PM
I'm running an innoculation clinic later today if you want to be vaccinated against it.

DO NOT WANT!!!1!!1!

TrainofThought
08-21-2008, 07:51 PM
It's a horrible debilitating mental disease that effects all reasoning and writing capabilities.
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/Train_of_Thought/Miscellaneous/funny-pictures-big-brother-cat-bull.jpg

Shadow_Ferret
08-21-2008, 07:53 PM
I rest my case.

I'll be setting up my booth at the far end of the Water Cooler if anyone would like to reclaim their sanity.

TrainofThought
08-21-2008, 07:55 PM
I rest my case.

I'll be setting up my booth at the far end of the Water Cooler if anyone would like to reclaim their sanity.http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/Train_of_Thought/Miscellaneous/funny-pictures-kitten-cage-has-lawy.jpg

Shadow_Ferret
08-21-2008, 07:58 PM
I used to respect you, too, ToT.

TrainofThought
08-21-2008, 08:08 PM
I used to respect you, too, ToT.
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/Train_of_Thought/Miscellaneous/2191276870_b51b48b5b2.jpg

JLCwrites
08-21-2008, 08:11 PM
Awww... Ferret needs some love from the kitteh...


http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-cat-cleans-ferret.jpg

Woodsie
08-21-2008, 08:15 PM
It's a horrible debilitating mental disease that effects all reasoning and writing capabilities.

I'm running an innoculation clinic later today if you want to be vaccinated against it.

On my way!

shawkins
08-21-2008, 08:37 PM
This one, for example, is too far gone and will need to be euthanized.

oh noez!!1!! regretz only has 1 life to give 4 mai lolz. srsly.

but when rebbulushinz come, u b sry


http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/01/funny-pictures-soon-cats-city-skyline.jpg"


ETA: i can haz last nom?

Yeshanu
08-21-2008, 08:44 PM
Why not? They'd be perfect lightly fried with garlic and shallots and served in a creamy sauce on a bed of basmati rice with fresh asparagus and a side-salad.

Can they do up ferrets like that too?

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h190/Yeshanu/funny-pictures-you-may-be-missing-a.jpg

C.bronco
08-21-2008, 10:58 PM
Fantastic insights, folks! After the poll closes tomorrow, I shall renumerate the events of this thread and draw sparkly conclusions.

melaniehoo
08-21-2008, 11:14 PM
I can't speak in LOL.

Soccer Mom
08-21-2008, 11:21 PM
It's a horrible debilitating mental disease that effects all reasoning and writing capabilities.

I'm running an innoculation clinic later today if you want to be vaccinated against it.

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/6/5/urrediculousli128571901114219819.jpg

shawkins
08-22-2008, 12:02 AM
I can't speak in LOL.

lolz r n Mexscan too!


http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2003/06/05/image557042x.jpg

Shadow_Ferret
08-22-2008, 12:04 AM
Can they do up ferrets like that too?

Hey!

What I ever do to you? :(

Unique
08-22-2008, 12:19 AM
itz teh hat

Pagey's_Girl
08-22-2008, 12:37 AM
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/6/5/urrediculousli128571901114219819.jpg

Can I sic that one on the moron I just got off the phone with?

Yeshanu
08-22-2008, 02:42 AM
Hey!

What I ever do to you? :(

i lieks kittehs...

('nuff sed)

C.bronco
08-22-2008, 06:29 AM
Albie cried a single tear, which turned into a jellybean....

C.bronco
08-22-2008, 07:20 AM
Vote here. Iz okay.

C.bronco
08-22-2008, 08:26 PM
The poll closes soon, and then I shall provide my summation. In the meantime, there is something I must ferret out.
TTFN!

C.bronco
08-23-2008, 12:59 AM
The results are in! It seems a number of lolcatz turned out at the polls, but were apparently confused about having the opportunity to vote in their own favor. They comprised 54% of the respondents, yet selected "oh hai. i iz jest voting."

3.7% warned against Don's modest proposal, but in regard to the decision, that is neither here nor there.

11.11% voted against lolcat freedom in dining facilities, and another 5.5% would permit lolcat dining only with good behavior, or an absence of eggplant and Orlando Bloom.

The majority, 25.93% voted to allow lolcat freedom in fine eateries. Permissive indeed.

It seems that lolcat patronism in restaurants is unlikely to abate.

The only hope for proponents of lolcat dining reform is a Supreme Court decision on the case Ferret vs. kittehs. At present, the case has worked its way through the appeals process, yet has sat on the back burner of the Court's itinerary.

When asked to comment, Twinkles, a short-haired tabby, stated "i can has cheezburger now?"

Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow.

Shadow_Ferret
08-23-2008, 01:03 AM
Gah! They interupted the Olympics for that?