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So, I've been on the boards a little while, and I hope most of you would agree that I've shown no inclination towards prejudice. I accept--nay, embrace--people from various backgrounds, races and nationalities.
But there are certain people starting to drive me crazy with their persistent refusal to communicate clearly. Yes, YOU people... you freaking IT people...
I'm a pretty bright dude--I like to think so anyway. I build websites, I know code, I'm not exactly lost when you use techno-terminology on me. But it still feels like we're speaking two different languages sometimes. I've searched the ends of the internet for some sort translation guide for terms that a regular person might think means one thing but an IT person interprets differently, but no such luck.
Example Convo:
ME: So the client just called in about Problem A that I reported to you last week. What's the latest on that?
IT DUDE: I was just about to email you. While researching Problem A I stumbled upon Problem B. Problem B's been out there for a while so I started working on that.
ME: Hm. Okay. Is Problem B somehow related to Problem A? As in Problem A can't be fixed until Problem B is fixed?
ITD: Nah. Just something I thought should be done. It's been sitting out there for a while.
ME: I understand that, but the thing is the client is specifically concerned with Problem A. I don't even think they're aware of Problem B, and near as I can tell Problem B is mostly comsetic while Problem A regards actual functionality.
ITD: Right, but once they see Problem B fixed they'll really be much happier with the product.
ME: I think they'd be even happier if Problem A was fixed, since that's what they initially reported as not working and they have no idea that Problem B even exists.
ITD: But wouldn't they happiest with both fixed? Anyway, I'm halfway through with Problem B already.
ME: So, if I let you finish that how long would it take for you to get around to Problem A?
ITD: About another week or so.
ME: (pinching bridge of nose) See... that's not... that's not gonna work. Problem A should be the priority.
ITD: But Problem B--
ME: "Has been out there for a while." I know. We'll come back to that, though? Okay? Promise.
ITD: (obviously disappointed and somewhat bemused)...All right, if you think that's what the client would want.
ME: I really do. I really do.
ITD: Fine. I suppose you don't even want to hear about Problems C through Quark then, huh?
ME: (Looking over ITD's notes) You know, "Product Lacking Hyperdrive and Flux Capacitor" isn't really a "problem"...
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I'm sorry, I really do not mean to offend any IT-nians that may frequent the boards. I'm just saying that when you're at work, speak basic Office-ese. Is that too much to ask?