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Jaycinth
08-19-2008, 05:04 AM
Ok. It has been awhile since I posted a poll.

The object of this little exercise is to let you, the AWers decide on the theme of the next Humor Forum Contest. (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2666308&postcount=2298)

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-19-2008, 05:06 AM
::tap, tap, tap::

Jaycinth
08-19-2008, 05:08 AM
::tap, tap, tap::

GAWD woman...youse a worse curmudgeon than me!

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-19-2008, 05:13 AM
Thank you! I consider that a compliment!

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-19-2008, 05:14 AM
:roll:

Challence?!?

robeiae
08-19-2008, 05:22 AM
:roll:

Challence?!?
That could be the contest.

Ten will get you twenty, the lot of them can't get it right.

Susie
08-19-2008, 05:33 AM
Last AW standing has a nice ring to it. :D

C.bronco
08-19-2008, 05:34 AM
Hi Jaycinth! I'll defer to your judgement.

Seaclusion
08-19-2008, 05:48 AM
I'm with Susie on this. Last AWer standing.

Richard

Joycecwilliams
08-19-2008, 08:40 AM
I think the conspiracy therory is cool.

Jaycinth
08-19-2008, 02:54 PM
I like all of them. Quite frankly the 'Last AWer Standing' will be the easiest task. Just tell some jokes.

It will take a real HUMOR WRITER to pull Endicott off.

:e2poke:

Jaycinth
08-19-2008, 02:55 PM
Hi Jaycinth! I'll defer to your judgement.

Judgement? When the heck did I get JUDGEMENT?:ROFL:

KTC
08-19-2008, 02:58 PM
I don't stand.

Haggis
08-19-2008, 03:04 PM
What's a contest?

Deccydiva
08-19-2008, 03:05 PM
Don't know what Endicott is so I avoided that one. Went for conspiracy theory, fits in with my current mental state!

KTC
08-19-2008, 03:20 PM
What's a contest?

Just a special way of killing chee huey hueys. You wouldn't get it.

Haggis
08-19-2008, 03:28 PM
Just a special way of killing chee huey hueys. You wouldn't get it.

That's already been done (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=81930).

KTC
08-19-2008, 03:30 PM
That's already been done (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=81930).

Yes...but it obviously wasn't done to death.

Haggis
08-19-2008, 03:35 PM
Yes...but it obviously wasn't done to death.

Can't we all just get along? Why this constant anti-dogism?

KTC
08-19-2008, 03:37 PM
Oh, what the heck. Live dog, live. I wouldn't be so bitchy if you would just learn to share your needle.

Haggis
08-19-2008, 03:40 PM
Oh, what the heck. Live dog, live. I wouldn't be so bitchy if you would just learn to share your needle.

Bastids confiscated it at the border last time I went to Windsor.

KTC
08-19-2008, 03:40 PM
This is my favourite Endicott (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LndlLNucQs4)

Don't hate me 'cause I'm rhythmic.

cray
08-19-2008, 04:51 PM
good stuff, jaycinth.

i like the last one. i think it'll be fun and challencing too!














eta: this should be a sticky thread.

robeiae
08-19-2008, 05:27 PM
eta: this should be a sticky thread.
With Haggis and Kevin in here, it will be...

Haggis
08-19-2008, 05:31 PM
With Haggis and Kevin in here, it will be...

Oh, go buy another vowel.

robeiae
08-19-2008, 05:41 PM
"Joker!... Joker!... Flouncing for Dummies."

"Jack, I'd like to go off the board and take Fast Forward Thread Derailments for one hundred, please."

Shadow_Ferret
08-19-2008, 05:42 PM
Who's Jaycinth?

BenPanced
08-19-2008, 06:40 PM
*looks up "Endicott" at Google*
*refuses to use "Google" as a verb*
*sees too many entries to know what "Endicott" means*
*gives up caring*

robeiae
08-19-2008, 06:45 PM
Blue Horseshoe loves Endicott Steel.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-19-2008, 06:48 PM
It will take a real HUMOR WRITER to pull Endicott off.

:e2poke:

1. I'd love to pull him (her?) off, if I could only figure out how he (she?) got stuck on in the first place.

2. Quit pokin' me!

Dawno
08-19-2008, 08:06 PM
Eggplant. Heck, just saying "eggplant" is humorous. I'll take my prize now.

Haggis
08-19-2008, 08:10 PM
Eggplant. Heck, just saying "eggplant" is humorous. I'll take my prize now.

http://youngmanhattanite.com/images/carsonpie.jpg

Dawno
08-19-2008, 08:15 PM
mmmm, banana cream

Haggis
08-19-2008, 08:22 PM
mmmm, banana cream

Nope. Eggplant.

cray
08-19-2008, 08:22 PM
mmmm, banana cream

umm, that pie was made by a certain group of people from a certain thread. (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=38303)

i might, you know, gargle with some bleach or something.

DL Hegel
08-19-2008, 11:31 PM
can we add in killing Haggis in a funny way:e2file:

cray
08-19-2008, 11:39 PM
can we add in killing Haggis in a funny way:e2file:


haggis has been kilt.

it didn't take though.



eta: and is there a way to kill haggis that's not funny?

cray
08-20-2008, 05:08 PM
*bump*

Jaycinth
08-20-2008, 05:51 PM
HMMMMMM...

I sense a CONSPIRACY against Endicott (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2666308&postcount=2298).

Ayah, Ayah, Ayah...come one come all, step right up and vote now!.. Stand up for your right to impose your twisted fancies upon the masses!

DL Hegel
08-20-2008, 11:25 PM
HMMMMMM...

I sense a CONSPIRACY against Endicott (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2666308&postcount=2298).

Ayah, Ayah, Ayah...come one come all, step right up and vote now!.. Stand up for your right to impose your twisted fancies upon the masses!
I'm in--i'll do the twisting:D

robeiae
08-21-2008, 12:12 AM
*bump*
It's bad manners to bump a thread that you killed.

cray
08-21-2008, 12:35 AM
i was just making sure it was dead...

Jaycinth
08-21-2008, 03:25 PM
Yeah. It is true. There have been rumors to the contrary...but....you can vote based on what you want to see someone else have to accomplish.

Yeah...I'm just that evil.:e2headban