something is causing... RAINBOWS!!!

tiny · Aug 17, 2008

OMG, it's a conspiracy! The government is putting something into our water. Something that's causing...... dum dum Duuuuum.......... RAINBOWS!!!

Yes, people are that stupid.

I though it was a joke at first, but listen to this woman. She really thinks that this is not a natural occurrence. She mentions we need to say what the hell and I agree. What the hell is in this woman's water???

Seaclusion · Aug 17, 2008

Another commie pinko plot to overthrow our country I'm sure.

What you say. The Soviet union collapsed over a decade ago. Can't be. They're trying to poison us.

Oh, hello. I'm back to reality now. Sorry for going away.

Richard

nerds · Aug 17, 2008

We need to introduce her to our hero Ben, who both saves women and poops rainbows.

Xyrventalagn · Aug 17, 2008

What a silly woman. It's common knowledge that without the government's Rainbow-Matter in our water supplies, the aliens would surely make another attempt at an invasion. Yet here she is trying to turn people against it--she must be one of them. Don thy tin caps! To war!

~X.

regdog · Aug 17, 2008

What!?!?! Wait?!?!? Rainbows aren't a big government conspiracy?!?!?!
:e2thud:

alleycat · Aug 17, 2008

During WWII the Japanese tried to put rainbows all along the west coast. Then when everyone was looking up they were going to attack. It would have worked but they couldn't get enough leprechauns to go along with the plan.

maestrowork · Aug 17, 2008

I hate rainbows. I wish they would just die.

KTC · Aug 17, 2008

Jesus Christ on a taco, but some people are so goddamn stupid it hurts. Jesus.

Oberon · Aug 17, 2008

It's all that foreign oil seeping into our water supply. Dilute with a healthy dose of Jack Daniels,pour into your tank, and away you go! No! Did I say gas tank, stupid?

Bartholomew · Aug 17, 2008

Uneducated does not equal stupid. Thank you.

KTC · Aug 17, 2008

Bartholomew said:
Uneducated does not equal stupid. Thank you.

I agree. As that lovable moron once said, "Stupid is as stupid does".

joyce · Aug 17, 2008

She used "big" words such as visible spectrum. I don't know, maybe if I start drinking what she's drinking, I might say to hell with rainbows too.

KTC · Aug 17, 2008

joyce said:
She used "big" words such as visible spectrum. I don't know, maybe if I start drinking what she's drinking, I might say to hell with rainbows too.

The thing is, she was probably drinking rainbows.

JoeEkaitis · Aug 17, 2008

It's unicorn pee.

NeuroFizz · Aug 17, 2008

Next, she's going to tell us that the pot of gold thing is just urban legend. Sheesh.

nerds said:
Ben, who both saves women and poops rainbows.

And may he never get them reversed.

NOTE added in edit: After watching the video again, all I can say is...
phucking physics

akiwiguy · Aug 17, 2008

I notice there are sirens in the background. Hopefully they remembered to pack the straight-jackets.

benbradley · Aug 17, 2008

I recall seeing a rainbow in the spray from a hose perhaps 35 or 40 years ago. This has been going on much longer than this woman could have suspected!

They'll sell those video cameras to to ANYONE, won't they?

maestrowork said:
I hate rainbows. I wish they would just die.

I'll kill all the rainbows if you kill all the kittens.

Siddow · Aug 17, 2008

benbradley said:
I'll kill all the rainbows if you kill all the kittens.

Here ya go. Get em all in one fell swoop.

BenPanced · Aug 17, 2008

nerds said:
We need to introduce her to our hero Ben, who both saves women and poops rainbows.

i liek choklit meelk!

Silver King · Aug 17, 2008

You can also find rainbows in unlikely places.

I was fishing with my son when he was about five. He said, "Dad, there's a rainbow following the boat."

"Really?"

"Yeah."

"That's nice."

As we idled further, he said, "The rainbow's getting bigger!"

I turned to look and realized the motor was leaking fuel. The water was otherwise pristine except for a slick that started behind the boat in a narrow band that spread outward as far as I could see. Within the slick, wavering bands of rainbow colors appeared.

I switched off the motor and found the culprit, a break in the fuel line. As I fixed the problem, my boy said, "That is so cool. A big beautiful rainbow on the ocean!"

KTC · Aug 17, 2008

I hope you cleaned up your mess, Misterman!

Don't make me go all rainbow on yo ass.

Silver King · Aug 17, 2008

KTC said:
I hope you cleaned up your mess, Misterman!

You know I did, and it took almost a whole roll of paper towels to sop it all up.

(I kid, but it broke my heart to foul up that stretch of water. I still can't understand why the motor didn't konk out and kept running while all that gas was released. Fuel injection, maybe? I don't know...)

joyce · Aug 17, 2008

Silver King said:
You know I did, and it took almost a whole roll of paper towels to sop it all up.

(I kid, but it broke my heart to foul up that stretch of water. I still can't understand why the motor didn't konk out and kept running while all that gas was released. Fuel injection, maybe? I don't know...)

You were carrying the Power of the Rainbow. May the force be with you.

Unique · Aug 17, 2008

tiny -
I'm sorry. I was aiming for the field down the block ... and ... sometimes those things just land where they want to land. Science gone awry. Give my regards to old Libby - when they let her out. :e2shrug:

C.bronco · Aug 17, 2008

That video was precious! LOL!

My sprinkler also makes rainbows. Coincidence? I think not!

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