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Shadow_Ferret
08-15-2008, 09:21 PM
...according to Marie Claire magazine.

and I will humbly submit...


that I am not wholely responsible for this designation.

kct webber
08-15-2008, 09:30 PM
Well, obviously they were wrong, 'cause I'm not in Milwaukee.

cray
08-15-2008, 09:39 PM
:Wha:



*buys ferret a sports illustrated subscription*

Shadow_Ferret
08-15-2008, 09:42 PM
:Wha:



*buys ferret a sports illustrated subscription*
Oh! I can't wait for the syncronized swimming special!

Shadow_Ferret
08-15-2008, 09:49 PM
Ha! Beer and cheese. Shows what you know. That's for the whole state.

Milwaukee is beer and brats!

And really, that's just our disguise to keep out the riff-raff while we sexy people live it up.

kristie911
08-15-2008, 10:29 PM
Seriously? Have they been to Milwaukee?

Guess I might have to plan a trip to Wisconsin. It's just a 4 hour ride on the carferry away! :D

maxmordon
08-15-2008, 10:41 PM
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/10/57/23275710.jpg

Yes... quite sexy...

TrainofThought
08-15-2008, 10:44 PM
Ha! Beer farts and cheese. Shows what you know. That's for the whole state.

Milwaukee is beer farts and bratstarts!

And really, that's just our disguise to keep out the riff-raff while we sexy people live it up we're sittin' in the bars.Yeah, that about sums it up. :)

quickWit
08-15-2008, 10:46 PM
This just in...

Margot SaintVestingensen, editor of Marie Claire magazine, is a cuckoo.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.

:D

Shadow_Ferret
08-15-2008, 10:48 PM
Wow. I certainly am sensing a lot of JEALOUSY.
Seriously? Have they been to Milwaukee?


:rant::tongue

Actually, as I understand it, no, the reviewer has never been to Milwaukee. I'm not sure of the criteria, but supposedly the magazine itself is geared to women between 20 and 30.


Yeah, that about sums it up.

That was a George Carlin routine. He thought our baseball team should have been named the Milwaukee Beer Farts.

WendyNYC
08-15-2008, 10:54 PM
Well, they DID have Laverne and Shirley, and they were kinda sexy. Along with the Big Ragu.

Mom'sWrite
08-15-2008, 10:56 PM
Milwaukee was voted the sexiest city? Wasn't that the first herald of the coming Apocalypse?

Shadow_Ferret
08-15-2008, 10:57 PM
What about the Fonz? We're erecting a bronze statue to him on the 19th.

WendyNYC
08-15-2008, 10:58 PM
What about the Fonz? We're erecting a bronze statue to him on the 19th.

Oh yeah, I forgot about him. And Chachi!

Shadow_Ferret
08-15-2008, 10:59 PM
Joannie loves Chachi.

TrainofThought
08-15-2008, 11:06 PM
We're erecting .Come on, Ferret, must you announce everything do. ;)

Siddow
08-15-2008, 11:09 PM
From The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel: (http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=783581)


"But aren't we the fattest city?" said Jon Bailey, 26. "Well, we are the drunkest city, so I guess that comes with the allusion of sexy."

rofl.

Shadow_Ferret
08-15-2008, 11:10 PM
Come on, Ferret, must you announce everything do. ;)I have been a tad TMI this week, haven't I?

TrainofThought
08-15-2008, 11:13 PM
I have been a tad TMI this week, haven't I?Kinda. But we're here for ya. Any time you need to release... er... shoot in Cray's direction. :roll:

kct webber
08-15-2008, 11:21 PM
Kinda. But we're here for ya. Any time you need to release... er... shoot in Cray's direction. :roll:

Bleck.

Shadow_Ferret
08-15-2008, 11:59 PM
I think she killed the thread.

Dawno
08-16-2008, 12:03 AM
From the article in JSOnline (http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=783581)
Because, according to the entry, Milwaukee is "the nation's summer-festival epicenter" where "NASCAR tailgaters, Lebanese dabka dance fans and Foo Fighters freaks (are) all welcome."

I guess when it comes to *the* definition of sexy, YMMV...sounds like summer in Milwaukee is quite fun and interesting whatever your definition of sexy is, that's for sure.

Shadow_Ferret
08-16-2008, 12:05 AM
Did somebody say fiesta?

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb257/glemke/GIF%20Ferret/LAHdance1.gif

sassandgroove
08-16-2008, 12:06 AM
*lands with a thud from Quicky's catapult*

Wha? how do they measure a city's sexayness?

ETA: doh! cross posted with Dawno.

Shadow_Ferret
08-16-2008, 12:10 AM
well, by my reckoning, we just count all the sexay women. Look at all the ones in this thread alone. :)

Dawno
08-16-2008, 12:10 AM
I'd rather someone said "siesta"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/Ebil_Librarian/jelloroll.jpg

sassandgroove
08-16-2008, 12:12 AM
Siesta.

Happy now?

It'syour fault btw. ;)


Hey, Ferret, thanks! :D

DL Hegel
08-16-2008, 12:13 AM
...according to Marie Claire magazine.

and I will humbly submit...


that I am not wholely responsible for this designation. but doesn't Keanu Reeves live there or something?

Shadow_Ferret
08-16-2008, 12:13 AM
You can siesta during fiesta.

Shadow_Ferret
08-16-2008, 12:15 AM
but doesn't Keanu Reeves live there or something?Oh, please! No!

Screech lives here.

Dawno
08-16-2008, 12:17 AM
You can siesta during fiesta.

What, with all that sexy city noise going on? I'm going to have to find a much quieter place.

Gravity
08-16-2008, 12:21 AM
Milwaukee Voted Sexiest City

To which I can only reply (cue the 70's porn guitar), "Bow-chicka-bow-WOWwwwwww..."

DL Hegel
08-16-2008, 12:24 AM
Oh, please! No!

Screech lives here.
Keanu Reeves--not the same:rant:why does everybody hate on my guy?:cry:

Shadow_Ferret
08-16-2008, 12:27 AM
Keanu Reeves--not the same:rant:why does everybody hate on my guy?:cry:
Wait, wait. Will telling you Keanu Reeves is here make you come... here?

*looks out his window*

well, I'll be damned. Is that Keanu Reeves moving in next door to me? Yes, yes, I think it is!

Hi Keanu!

DL Hegel
08-16-2008, 12:48 AM
Wait, wait. Will telling you Keanu Reeves is here make you come... here?

*looks out his window*

well, I'll be damned. Is that Keanu Reeves moving in next door to me? Yes, yes, I think it is!

Hi Keanu!
that's me in the yard then:hi: