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Don Allen
08-13-2008, 10:09 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/video2/video08.html?maven_referralObject=3018949&maven_referralPlaylistId=&sRevUrl=http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,403041,00.html

Okay, the gist of this little ditty is that a spa in N.Y is offering an age old Geisha facial that incorporates smathering bird droppings on your face.

I've never been one to take in a spa treatment but I have stepped in dog shit and can say infatically that it did nothing for the complexion (not to mention smell) of my feet..

It is my personal opinion that the japanese are screwing with us claiming that fish can nibble warts off our feet and that bird shit can make us look years younger.....

awatkins
08-13-2008, 10:15 PM
Ooh! I just happen to live with two poop factories...er, parrots. I see $$$!

Where do I send the stuff? :D

jennontheisland
08-13-2008, 10:20 PM
Okay, this is the second silly news story I've seen today that involved poop.

It's officially a shitty day.

Priene
08-13-2008, 10:21 PM
Poop on your face????????

It's a lovely offer, but I've just had the vomit-and-pus massage, thanks.

Don Allen
08-13-2008, 10:27 PM
I'm not pooping you guys and gals...............................

Don Allen
08-13-2008, 10:34 PM
How exactly do you order this:

"Ummmm lets see,,, give me the bird crap special with the Hummingbird fart additive, Oh and some Bluebird piss puree mixed with sparrow sprinkles and a just a tad of Yellow Bellied Sap Sucker stink snot moisturizer

Gravity
08-13-2008, 10:50 PM
Harkening back to my boyhood days, when my buds and I would sing around the campfire (sung to the tune of The Old Gray Mare): "We got some great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, saturated snake snot, percolated panther puke. Pretty pink piles of perforated penguin pus, and I forgot my spo-o-o-o-nnnn..."

Siddow
08-13-2008, 10:58 PM
Harkening back to my boyhood days, when my buds and I would sing around the campfire (sung to the tune of The Old Gray Mare): "We got some great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, saturated snake snot, percolated panther puke. Pretty pink piles of perforated penguin pus, and I forgot my spo-o-o-o-nnnn..."

We sang, "mutiliated monkey meat, little birdie's tiny feet, great big eyeballs floating in a pool of blood, and I forgot my spoon!"

And then we'd jazz-hands and add "But I brought my knife!"

lol

Don Allen
08-14-2008, 12:14 AM
ohhhhh! what have I started???????

Don Allen
08-14-2008, 12:15 AM
You know.... after thoughtful consideration.... I'm not sure i'd want to kiss a girl who put bird poop on her face....

Mela
08-14-2008, 12:42 AM
Oh, silly, don't you think we'd wash it off?

Round John Virgin
08-14-2008, 12:53 AM
Has it ever occurred to y'all that kissing is sucking on a 30-foot-long tube, the last three of which are packed with poop?

We should thank God every day that there's no such thing as a perfect vacuum.

Don Allen
08-14-2008, 12:54 AM
Oh, silly, don't you think we'd wash it off?

But its kind of like finding out the girl you had a crush on and would have done anything to be with and then you get the chance and she tells you she had sex with some jerk you knew from school. The thought just makes you want to hurl.....

Don Allen
08-14-2008, 12:54 AM
Has it ever occurred to y'all that kissing is sucking on a 30-foot-long tube, the last three of which are packed with poop?

We should thank God every day that there's no such thing as a perfect vacuum.


That fucked me up for the rest of the day.

WendyNYC
08-14-2008, 01:01 AM
And then we'd jazz-hands and add "But I brought my knife!"

lol

We'd say "But I brought my straw" and then make a disgusting slurping noise. You know, bringing the eye through the straw and all.

Round John Virgin
08-14-2008, 01:05 AM
That fucked me up for the rest of the day.

Then my work here is done. :D

Susie
08-14-2008, 04:50 AM
Gee, some of you guys are such party poop-ers! :D

SPMiller
08-14-2008, 05:01 AM
Thread title of the year?

C A Winters
08-14-2008, 05:33 AM
As a new member, after reading this thread, I feel that I have been duly initiated!

Chumplet
08-14-2008, 05:53 AM
I was discussing funeral arrangements for my FIL with my SIL, and in the middle of the phone conversation discovered I had poop on my heel.