Going Postal in Kilts

I read about his efforts recently and wasn't surprised to learn his campaign had failed. The US Postal Service isn't the most accommodating or far-sighted bureaucracy in the states.

That would kind of make the snow, hail, and sleet mail delivery thing a chilly and shrinking endeavor.

Richard

Shoot, I don't blame him. When we lived in NC, our mail carrier walked more than she drove, and she always looked overwarm, even in shorts.

A kilt would probably save your skin from some badass chafing.

Whoa. That's probably the weirdest thing I've ever typed in this joint, hands down.

Williebee said:

Thus begging the question: What does a good postal carrier wear under his kilt?

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Your mother's lipstick.

Williebee said:

Are you saying you could type weirder with your hands up?

wait... nevermind.

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Yes, stop that train of thought now, before it jumps the tracks and wrecks in a rather spectacular, if amusing, fashion.

Thanks, SK. It was unsettling (and upsetting) to see a post deleted when I had meant it in a purely playful fashion

SPMiller said:

Hoo-boy, apparently this Silver King fellow never heard the old lipstick joke...

Fortunately Williebee has a sense of humor

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I pondered that one for a while and even sent Will a short note asking what he thought of the comment. He wasn't online at the time, so I have no way of knowing how he felt.

In any case, I rarely delete comments, but that one struck a nerve with me, so it's gone now. Chalk it up to censorship and all that jazz.

ETA: Deleted post reversed to let stand after discussing context with Will.

Is that your sporran or are you happy to see me?

Leading candidate: Best Thread Title of the Year.

Williebee said:

Thus begging the question: What does a good postal carrier wear under his kilt?

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That blunt under the kilt isn't the worry. It's what's hidden in the sporran, and more importantly that dagger in the stocking (skein do if my spelling is close).

I sure wouldn't mind seeing the Denzil Washington lookalike who delivers the mail here in a kilt.

ETA - Wouldn't mind seeing him in a kilt. The mail isn't in the kilt. Althoguh that brings up some interesting images...

Mailmen busy delivering their goods:

And wouldja just LOOK at the size of that sporran!

But, can he make the sporran levitate?

I bet he can. Yes. Yes, I do.