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Perks
08-09-2008, 05:10 AM
Test my will. Test my patience. Test the water. Test the heft of a brick against the palm of your hand.

But also know - it's a trick. Get an axe.

KTC
08-09-2008, 05:11 AM
Test this.

Perks
08-09-2008, 05:11 AM
I'll show you test, boy.

KTC
08-09-2008, 05:12 AM
I'll raise your test, girl.

Perks
08-09-2008, 05:13 AM
Well, I'm terribly pleased that you at least seem to know where I'm coming from on this.

Unique
08-09-2008, 05:14 AM
Good grief, Perks. Don't tell me you switched back to dial up, too.

Don't adjust your set. It really IS that slow. :p






and the Emergency Broadcast System doesn't care.

KTC
08-09-2008, 05:14 AM
Don't make me use the ax.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
08-09-2008, 05:14 AM
Test?

No one said there'd be a test!

I didn't study!

C.bronco
08-09-2008, 05:15 AM
I think this is a trap. She looks like a fragile little daylily, but watch out!

;)

Perks
08-09-2008, 05:15 AM
Why is 'ax' sometimes spelled 'axe'?

Shadow_Ferret
08-09-2008, 05:15 AM
Well at least one person does.

Perks
08-09-2008, 05:15 AM
Who's afraid of the big, bad Perks?

SpookyWriter
08-09-2008, 05:16 AM
Do testicles count?

Shadow_Ferret
08-09-2008, 05:16 AM
testes

Appalachian Writer
08-09-2008, 05:16 AM
Why is 'ax' sometimes spelled 'axe'?

The "e" is for scrEam.!

KTC
08-09-2008, 05:17 AM
Why is 'ax' sometimes spelled 'axe'?

Don't axe me. This firefox thingy is telling me axe is wrong. But then again, it's kind of biting off its own nose, because it's also telling me that firefox is spelled wrong. It fails the test!

Perks
08-09-2008, 05:18 AM
Do testicles count?Not for much. They're ridiculous.

SpookyWriter
08-09-2008, 05:18 AM
testesNot tasty.

Perks
08-09-2008, 05:18 AM
The "e" is for scrEam.!Ah, there you go. I very much like the way you think.

KTC
08-09-2008, 05:19 AM
Who's afraid of the big, bad Perks?

I enjoy perks.

Shadow_Ferret
08-09-2008, 05:20 AM
I have a theory on what's going on here.

Perks is off her meds

or

Perks is on her meds

Perks
08-09-2008, 05:21 AM
I enjoy perks.You know, you're the only one who really understands me.

And that's the other thing about the bald soprano - she always wears her hair the same way.

Perks
08-09-2008, 05:21 AM
I have a theory on what's going on here.

Perks is off her meds

or

Perks is on her medsOr Perks was issued a directive and is a team player.

SpookyWriter
08-09-2008, 05:22 AM
I enjoy perks.Try United.

KTC
08-09-2008, 05:22 AM
You know, you're the only one who really understands me.

And that's the other thing about the bald soprano - she always wears her hair the same way.

Yes, but she often sings differently. Just ask Tony.

Shadow_Ferret
08-09-2008, 05:23 AM
Or Perks was issued a directive and is a team player.
Whose team?

SpookyWriter
08-09-2008, 05:24 AM
Whose team?Does it really matter?

Shadow_Ferret
08-09-2008, 05:25 AM
I'm funny that way.

Perks
08-09-2008, 05:26 AM
Whose team?Why the ones with the prettiest uniforms, of course. I am a girl through and through.

KTC
08-09-2008, 05:26 AM
Does it really matter?

Ew. I just threw up in my mouth. I thought you said, "It doesn't really matter". I had a sickening vision of Concrete Blond singing that dreadful song. Don't do that to me!!!!!!!!!!!!

Silver King
08-09-2008, 05:31 AM
Oh yeah, I forgot.

We're supposed to test the flight pattern between TIO and Office Party. As the test pilot, I recommend you all either bail now or place your heads between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.

Countdown from ten seconds starts now...

Birol
08-09-2008, 05:31 AM
I have a theory on what's going on here.

Perks is off her meds

or

Perks is on her meds

She's in the pay of the mods.

Perks
08-09-2008, 05:33 AM
And after what had been said, here we are, my love. Silent once more, and not far, my love, from where we were before.

SpookyWriter
08-09-2008, 05:33 AM
She's in the pay of the mods.I thought mods were all cast away volunteers from the Peace Corps?

C.bronco
08-09-2008, 05:34 AM
THE ANSWER IS 4!!!!

KTC
08-09-2008, 05:34 AM
I knew it was a forum shifting thread. Cheap thrills!

brokenfingers
08-09-2008, 05:34 AM
Fail.

Birol
08-09-2008, 05:34 AM
No. Mods are conscripts, but that doesn't mean we don't get paid and that we can't pay others to do our evil bidding.

Perks
08-09-2008, 05:35 AM
I thought mods were all cast away volunteers from the Peace Corps?
Cast away because they're a violent lot - prone to trampling daisies and tossing toenail clippings into penny fountains.

Birol
08-09-2008, 05:35 AM
THE ANSWER IS 4!!!!

42. Duh. :rolleyes:

Silver King
08-09-2008, 05:35 AM
It worked!

We cruising comfortably in TIO now, at an altitude of thirty thousand feet...

Perks
08-09-2008, 05:36 AM
Wait, am I the co-pilot or the chick with the drinks cart and peanuts?

Birol
08-09-2008, 05:37 AM
Wait, am I the co-pilot or the chick with the drinks cart and peanuts?

Yes.

Shadow_Ferret
08-09-2008, 05:37 AM
She's in the pay of the mods.
No. You're kidding me. Perks is a mod?

SpookyWriter
08-09-2008, 05:37 AM
Wait, am I the co-pilot or the chick with the drinks cart and peanuts?I thought that was the co-pilot. Sorry.

Birol
08-09-2008, 05:39 AM
No. You're kidding me. Perks is a mod?

No. She's in our pay. At least where this thread is concerned.

Shadow_Ferret
08-09-2008, 05:39 AM
What does that mean?

Perks
08-09-2008, 05:40 AM
No. You're kidding me. Perks is a mod?
Disavowed. This thread will self-destruct in five seconds.

Birol
08-09-2008, 05:41 AM
Hey, Dino. I gave the thread the title that you requested.

Perks
08-09-2008, 05:43 AM
I worked hard on the original thread title. I don't appreciate it being flicked aside like that.

Birol
08-09-2008, 05:46 AM
Blame Dino. Or Dawno. I always get those two confused. Which one is the giant fish again?

C.bronco
08-09-2008, 05:48 AM
The gauntlet is down. Well, baby, here you are:

"Code Blue" is or is not viable by normal beer drinking standards.

Think about it: you have your beverage. You put it in the refrigerator, yet the Rockies remain silver. How long will your patience last?

I, for one, only get a code blue if I put them in the freezer. Then I risk freezer burn.

Is this only a joy for those who place their cans or bottles in an ice bucket? Is this keeping the commonfolk down?
Who can wait long enough for blue?!!!!

I am incensed.

AM I ALONE!!!???

Birol
08-09-2008, 05:49 AM
Okay, back to OP with you weirdos.

Perks
08-09-2008, 05:50 AM
AM I ALONE!!!???
Everyone is alone inside their skulls. Yours seems particularly desolate just now, littered with all those brain cells laid low by malted cannonade.

Perks
08-09-2008, 05:51 AM
Am I gonna get another thread locked? I feel so volatile.

SpookyWriter
08-09-2008, 05:53 AM
Blame Dino. Or Dawno. I always get those two confused. Which one is the giant fish again?:roll:

Pagey's_Girl
08-09-2008, 05:57 AM
Yea, go ahead and mock me. But know ye this; I am she who is, the Dark Horse, the Spoiler, the one who snipes that auction you've been bidding on for six days on eBay with but one second to go. I shall take the race, claim what is mine, steal your thunder and your widget, and produce prose so perfectly purple that it passes into the ultraviolet spectrum. Know ye this, and tremble...or not.

SpookyWriter
08-09-2008, 06:05 AM
Yea, go ahead and mock me. But know ye this; I am she who is, the Dark Horse, the Spoiler, the one who snipes that auction you've been bidding on for six days on eBay with but one second to go. I shall take the race, claim what is mine, steal your thunder and your widget, and produce prose so perfectly purple that it passes into the ultraviolet spectrum. Know ye this, and tremble...or not.Now you're starting to sound like my shrink.

Unique
08-09-2008, 06:06 AM
Are you guys done playing with the space/time continuum now?
I was getting motion sickness and had to leave.

No. I didn't leave that there. Ask KTC.

SpookyWriter
08-09-2008, 06:10 AM
Are you guys done playing with the space/time continuum now?Q is that you again?

Susie
08-09-2008, 06:12 AM
Who's test and where's the chocolate?

Perks
08-09-2008, 06:12 AM
The chocolate turned out to be that white, waxy stuff and I'm furious.

Unique
08-09-2008, 06:16 AM
Pass it over here. I like it. Trade ya for some Skittles. ;)


Q is that you again?

Nope. She's sleeping. I'm her clone.

Silver King
08-09-2008, 06:43 AM
Are we back in Office Party already? I must've slept through the return flight.

And did someone say something about a fish?

(My favorite one taken with my youngest boy, who isn't so short anymore.) :)


http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa62/Silver-King/DylanwithhisOldMan-2.jpg

Susie
08-09-2008, 06:44 AM
The chocolate turned out to be that white, waxy stuff and I'm furious.

Yikes, Perks, sure hope you threw out that stuff. We have super chocolate at pcs, so come on by, k. and y'all too. Plenty to go around. :)

Perks
08-09-2008, 06:48 AM
Are we back in Office Party already? I must've slept through the return flight.

And did someone say something about a fish?

(My favorite one taken with my youngest boy, who isn't so short anymore.) :)


How many tarpons will it take to make you happy?

Birol
08-09-2008, 09:39 AM
I think he's only caught one tarpon. He's just got lots of pictures of it.

Bartholomew
08-09-2008, 06:45 PM
That is an amazingly sized fish.

KTC
08-09-2008, 07:45 PM
I worked hard on the original thread title. I don't appreciate it being flicked aside like that.

Welcome to impermanence. It's a bitch, ain't it.

Namaste, baby!

KTC
08-09-2008, 07:45 PM
How many tarpons will it take to make you happy?


Tampons will never make me happy. Never.

rhymegirl
08-09-2008, 09:07 PM
What is the point of this thread?

maestrowork
08-09-2008, 09:13 PM
What is the point of this thread?

They're testes.

Perks
08-09-2008, 09:14 PM
What is the point of this thread?
For angels to turn it upside down and dance upon it.

rhymegirl
08-09-2008, 09:44 PM
For angels to turn it upside down and dance upon it.

Oh. Okay.

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j80/rhymegirl/angels.jpg

HeronW
08-09-2008, 09:46 PM
Always wanted to pin the feet of an angel *evil grin*

Pagey's_Girl
08-10-2008, 04:44 AM
That is one big fish. :eek:

Silver King
08-10-2008, 06:02 AM
That is one big fish. :eek:
Here's another favorite. And no, I'm not wearing the red evening gloves in that shot. I was tired and needed help with the heavy lifting. ;)

What's cool about this shot is that even though a third of the fish is submerged, you still get a sense of its size by viewing the head alone.



http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa62/Silver-King/JumboTarpon12Scott107.jpg

sassandgroove
08-10-2008, 06:07 AM
Don't axe me. This firefox thingy is telling me axe is wrong. But then again, it's kind of biting off its own nose, because it's also telling me that firefox is spelled wrong. It fails the test!
Firefox - it's because you didn't capitalize it. Doof!


THE ANSWER IS 4!!!!
no it isn't. oh wait

42. Duh.
Birol covered it.


Oh yeah, I forgot.

We're supposed to test the flight pattern between TIO and Office Party. As the test pilot, I recommend you all either bail now or place your heads between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.

Countdown from ten seconds starts now...WTF did I miss now?

*pouts*