"The cartoonist forgot WHAT?!"

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"Oh, this is just great. Five minutes to press time, and the frickin' cartoonist forgot to caption today's panel!

Hey! You, staring at the computer screen! You look like you could use some work. You wanna write a caption for this? It's gonna take the compositer two minutes to set it up, so YOU have THREE minutes to come up with something that'll make readers shoot their morning coffee out their noses.

Well, don't just sit there! WRITE SOMETHING FUNNY!"
 

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LMAO! guess what my husband brought home for supper? ... Wendy's Food!
This is how my life is and it never fails, if I say something wrong it comes back on me EVERY time. Talk about rapid Karma response...FexEx doesn't even deliver that fast. :D
 

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The annual soup-cooking ontest is introduced to the concept of barbeque.
 

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I wonder if this will give me dragon breath.



OKAY. Lame, I know!
But my first thought was of the dragon dragging it's butt around on the carpet the next day, like dogs do when they have 'problems'.
 

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Fred suddenly realized his "Stomach burn" chilli might not impress the new judge.


mmm a bit like JoeEkaitis' caption/


How about

Fred suddenly wonders if the beans in the chilli will make the judge "breath fire" from both ends.
 
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JoeEkaitis said:
Well, don't just sit there! WRITE SOMETHING FUNNY!"

"Yes, that's real chili cook, but I've always thought the soupcon of pastry chef makes all the difference."
 

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Hmmm... just like grandma..

Hmmm, just like grandma used to make!:D
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JoeEkaitis said:
"Oh, this is just great. Five minutes to press time, and the frickin' cartoonist forgot to caption today's panel!




Hey! You, staring at the computer screen! You look like you could use some work. You wanna write a caption for this? It's gonna take the compositer two minutes to set it up, so YOU have THREE minutes to come up with something that'll make readers shoot their morning coffee out their noses.

Well, don't just sit there! WRITE SOMETHING FUNNY!"
 

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Heck, I thought Joe was back with his awesome caption-needy pictures :(

Anyway...here's mine.



Hmmmm, you call this hot?
 

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...Still thinking. Just give me 5 more years.
 

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"Ooow. Wow. WWWOW! That is - Ooowwee that's a ... a humdinger."
Draco was not oblivious to the irony but this is the identity the Dragon Relocation Program placed him in and damn it, he was going to blend.
 
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"You think this is hot? This is cold compared to my mother's milk!"

One minute to deadline:

Wait ... dragons aren't mammals, are they ... never mind.