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JoeEkaitis
04-22-2005, 10:08 PM
"Oh, this is just great. Five minutes to press time, and the frickin' cartoonist forgot to caption today's panel!

Hey! You, staring at the computer screen! You look like you could use some work. You wanna write a caption for this? It's gonna take the compositer two minutes to set it up, so YOU have THREE minutes to come up with something that'll make readers shoot their morning coffee out their noses.

Well, don't just sit there! WRITE SOMETHING FUNNY!"

wurdwise
04-22-2005, 10:28 PM
The aroma reminds me of my brother, Armo!

Gehanna
04-22-2005, 10:36 PM
Dragon says, "Hummm" as he savors the flavor.

Cook says, "You like?... I call it Digital Chili inspired by Wendy's."

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Business/story?id=619456&page=1

Gehanna
04-23-2005, 02:15 AM
LMAO! guess what my husband brought home for supper? ... Wendy's Food!
This is how my life is and it never fails, if I say something wrong it comes back on me EVERY time. Talk about rapid Karma response...FexEx doesn't even deliver that fast. :D

alanna
04-23-2005, 02:35 AM
The annual soup-cooking ontest is introduced to the concept of barbeque.

Ella
04-23-2005, 07:23 AM
I wonder if this will give me dragon breath.



OKAY. Lame, I know!
But my first thought was of the dragon dragging it's butt around on the carpet the next day, like dogs do when they have 'problems'.

SeanDSchaffer
04-29-2005, 11:37 AM
Finger-crunchin' good!

BlakeOvard
04-30-2005, 10:05 AM
Well, don't just sit there! WRITE SOMETHING FUNNY!"


"Hmmm... It needs a tad bit more Princess."

M. Story
04-30-2005, 09:10 PM
"You're supposed to take the Pepto Bismol AFTER you taste the chili!"

JoeEkaitis
05-01-2005, 12:01 AM
Raul's heart sank when he met the judge for the "Too Hot To Handle" category.

Paint
05-11-2005, 07:07 PM
"?? It would taste better without this guys toupee floating in it!"

robeiae
05-11-2005, 07:44 PM
Pablo always hated his lazy wife...at last he found a way to put her to good use.

McCann
05-14-2005, 07:35 AM
Fred suddenly realized his "Stomach burn" chilli might not impress the new judge.


mmm a bit like JoeEkaitis' caption/


How about

Fred suddenly wonders if the beans in the chilli will make the judge "breath fire" from both ends.

Godfather
05-15-2005, 02:47 PM
hmm... spicy with a hint of... OH MY GOD!

poetinahat
05-18-2005, 03:34 PM
Well, don't just sit there! WRITE SOMETHING FUNNY!"

"Yes, that's real chili cook, but I've always thought the soupcon of pastry chef makes all the difference."

ashlee111
05-18-2005, 03:45 PM
Hmmm, just like grandma used to make!:D
ashlee111


"Oh, this is just great. Five minutes to press time, and the frickin' cartoonist forgot to caption today's panel!




Hey! You, staring at the computer screen! You look like you could use some work. You wanna write a caption for this? It's gonna take the compositer two minutes to set it up, so YOU have THREE minutes to come up with something that'll make readers shoot their morning coffee out their noses.

Well, don't just sit there! WRITE SOMETHING FUNNY!"

jaybeemac
05-18-2005, 04:59 PM
COOK-"Glad you like it...I serve it in my all knight diner."

Yeshanu
05-18-2005, 09:34 PM
"Glad you like it...I serve it in my all knight diner."

Ow! Groan!

Art_Sempai
01-17-2010, 03:35 AM
Mmmm...rogue, knight and a hint of wizard.

Albedo of Zero
01-17-2010, 03:48 AM
Heck, I thought Joe was back with his awesome caption-needy pictures :(

Anyway...here's mine.



Hmmmm, you call this hot?

Matera the Mad
01-17-2010, 09:54 PM
"Hmm...needs a little more dwarf."

Nightfly
01-17-2010, 10:21 PM
...Still thinking. Just give me 5 more years.

Nightfly
01-20-2010, 08:04 AM
"Ooow. Wow. WWWOW! That is - Ooowwee that's a ... a humdinger."
Draco was not oblivious to the irony but this is the identity the Dragon Relocation Program placed him in and damn it, he was going to blend.

benbradley
01-20-2010, 08:27 AM
Two minutes to deadline:

"You think this is hot? This is cold compared to my mother's milk!"

One minute to deadline:

Wait ... dragons aren't mammals, are they ... never mind.