As I was saying to the mate, without any top front teeth, sitting next to me "I brush regularly and never really had any problems with my teeth until recently. Why is that?"
But I already regretted my verbal thought. For the fellow beside me at the Port of Cleavage pub breathed into my ear "It's them women, mate. They's are always filling our sauce pan with sugar. If you get me drift."
I suppose the green cheese, from last months free dinner, stuck between his last good lower teeth made a difference in my suspicions. Were women the cause of male tooth decay? Could this be just another brier myth that men like to pass among themselves for amusement?
Of course it is, I'd known a lass of two and naught a one has ever caused me a tooth decay. No, they were sweet as tarts, but not too savory that I'd lost a molar.
So I'm off for a bar of chocolate and a brush to clean my teeth if I should remember tomorrow.
Brushed off the fellow next to me with a handful of sugar. He'd a like to think twice before coming around me again.
Do you feel a tooth ache coming?
But I already regretted my verbal thought. For the fellow beside me at the Port of Cleavage pub breathed into my ear "It's them women, mate. They's are always filling our sauce pan with sugar. If you get me drift."
I suppose the green cheese, from last months free dinner, stuck between his last good lower teeth made a difference in my suspicions. Were women the cause of male tooth decay? Could this be just another brier myth that men like to pass among themselves for amusement?
Of course it is, I'd known a lass of two and naught a one has ever caused me a tooth decay. No, they were sweet as tarts, but not too savory that I'd lost a molar.
So I'm off for a bar of chocolate and a brush to clean my teeth if I should remember tomorrow.
Brushed off the fellow next to me with a handful of sugar. He'd a like to think twice before coming around me again.
Do you feel a tooth ache coming?
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