View Full Version : Stupid Info-mercials . . .

08-02-2008, 03:38 AM
Invent a Stupid Info Mercial Product . . . . I'll start.

Individual Bean Salter

We have raised specially trained monkeys just for all you satly bean lovers out there. If you don't mind a little ape hair in your bean bowl call us now at 1-800-Holy-Crap-Thats-Salty!! Order now and get a second bean salting monkey absolutely free! And that's not all - if you order by credit card we will charge you twice!