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Susie
07-28-2008, 11:02 AM
I'd love to be the Goodwill Ambassador of friendship. How about you?

maxmordon
07-28-2008, 12:25 PM
Generalisimo jefe, benefactor de la patria, benemerito de ilustrisima grandeza, mariscal de campo y capitan de mar, aire y tierra

kct webber
07-28-2008, 12:28 PM
UN Ambassador to Victoria's Secret.

CBumpkin
07-28-2008, 01:58 PM
Cowboy is good enough for me.

Devil Ledbetter
07-28-2008, 02:09 PM
Satan on a Stick

freezer burned
07-28-2008, 02:19 PM
The same one I already have: God.

Just kidding. But since I don't exist outside of the internet, I would have to be the Super Slacker 3000 -- the computer program that will do anything except what it's programmed to do!

Pagey's_Girl
07-28-2008, 04:36 PM
Goddess of Music - under my dominion, MTV and VH1 would play actual music, and radio would be fun again.

quickWit
07-28-2008, 04:42 PM
Pope. I dig the big hats.

KTC
07-28-2008, 04:43 PM
GOD.



Lock thread.

cray
07-28-2008, 04:46 PM
GOD.



guaranteed overnight delivery?

KTC
07-28-2008, 04:47 PM
UNLOCK THREAD.



LEATHER MESSIAH


LOCK THREAD.

Tink
07-28-2008, 04:49 PM
Grace, Fall From....

nerds
07-28-2008, 04:57 PM
I'd love to be the Goodwill Ambassador of friendship.



I believe you already ARE that, my dear.

:Hug2:

Kitrianna
07-28-2008, 05:11 PM
I already have a title...given to me years ago by a dear friend. I happen to love it. So from now on you may address me as Her royal highness, the Supreme B**ch Goddess from the Seventh level of Hell. Don't ask me why I only made level seven. :D

stormie
07-28-2008, 05:12 PM
I can't think of one. I'll be back after my third cup of coffee.:gone:

melaniehoo
07-28-2008, 05:25 PM
Cockroach Slayer. Or Assistant Cockroach Slayer, since my husband is doing all the killing at the moment.

Xyrventalagn
07-28-2008, 05:34 PM
Quintessence of Tomorrow.

kristie911
07-28-2008, 06:15 PM
Supreme Ruler of the Universe

Seaclusion
07-28-2008, 06:20 PM
Duke of Earl.

Richard

Jersey Chick
07-28-2008, 06:24 PM
Gah, I can't think of anything yet... I need more coffee first...

nerds
07-28-2008, 06:57 PM
Mayor of Nerdville.

:D

jannawrites
07-28-2008, 08:02 PM
Comma Queen

or

Domestic Goddess

Cranky
07-28-2008, 08:06 PM
The Duchess of Disarray

The Countess of Chaos

Hmmm. I feel a new avatar comin' on...

jennifer75
07-28-2008, 08:11 PM
I'd love to be the Goodwill Ambassador of friendship. How about you?

Soopuh-stah!

cletus
07-28-2008, 08:16 PM
Cle-Man, The Most Powerful Man in the Universe

http://www.bustatoons.com/blog_images/blog_dynamic_transformation.jpg

stormie
07-28-2008, 11:43 PM
I'm still having trouble figuring out a pretend title. And I had four cups of coffeeeeee.... :D

Fingers
07-29-2008, 02:26 AM
Ive already got one. The Fishing God. And I used to have a website by the same name. Being on the interweb and all, you know its true. I used to tell people I was a part time guru too. My guru name was The Bama Nama Rama. That was waaaaaay before this Obama guy came around.


yer pal Brian

tiny
07-29-2008, 02:35 AM
Grand Poohbah of Upper Buttcrack, not to be confused with the Poohbah of Lower Buttcrack.

rhymegirl
07-29-2008, 02:46 AM
Pope.

I read that fast and thought it said: Poop.


Oh yeah and my title: I don't know about titles, but I like Babycakes.

mab
07-29-2008, 03:00 AM
Princess of Power

or...Grand Chief Potwasher

WriteKnight
07-29-2008, 03:01 AM
Got one, 'Arranger of Disorder'.

stormie
07-29-2008, 03:10 AM
Okay, the coffee effect is wearing off. Here's mine: Storm NIMBY Queen (NIMBY=Not In My Backyard)
Storms tend to bypass my area. Wonder why.

JoNightshade
07-29-2008, 03:26 AM
I already have one. According to my dad, I'm Number Two. Mom is Number One. Dad is, of course, the Captain.

But I'm married now, so I wonder if that changes rankings. Am I now Number One?

stormie
07-29-2008, 03:28 AM
But I'm married now, so I wonder if that changes rankings. Am I now Number One?
Of course! You question that?! :ROFL:

CBumpkin
07-29-2008, 03:37 AM
I noticed there are a lot of "gods" and "goddesses" mixed in with "of the universe." Many god-like references.

Would anyone really want that? As a point of curiosity only - and no offense intended at all - where does this desire come from? What do you think it says about a person when they declare themselves a "god?" It's incredibly common, not just here of course, but in the world in general. And yes, I understand this is a general, fun, non-serious game. It still begs the question in me, though. I'm really curious.

Silver King
07-29-2008, 03:38 AM
Tamer of the Mighty Tarpon. :Thumbs:

(Some tamer I am, though. Was nearly yanked overboard recently while reviving a feisty fish that wasn't quite ready to be landed. About broke both my arms, too.)

KTC
07-29-2008, 03:45 AM
Tamer of the Mighty Tarpon. :Thumbs:

(Some tamer I am, though. Was nearly yanked overboard recently while reviving a feisty fish that wasn't quite ready to be landed. About broke both my arms, too.)

Whatever. Why anybody would want to be called a tampon is beyond me???

KTC
07-29-2008, 03:46 AM
Oops. Never mind.

Ageless Stranger
07-29-2008, 03:48 AM
Oh, I've already got quite a few; The Walking Dude, the Wizard Flagg, the man in black, the king of nowhere, Flagg the Hooded, Legion, etc. :tongue

Silver King
07-29-2008, 03:51 AM
I noticed there are a lot of "gods" and "goddesses" mixed in with "of the universe." Many god-like references.

Would anyone really want that?
Naw, who needs to be a god when they could be Silver King (http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?artist=1147&vid=47568)! :D

Ol' Fashioned Girl
07-29-2008, 03:53 AM
Oops. Never mind.

Don't feel bad, Colonel. I did the same thing.

KTC
07-29-2008, 03:55 AM
Don't feel bad, Colonel. I did the same thing.

Yes, but the question is did you do it with malice too, or did you honestly misread it? Muuuuuhahahahahaha!

Silver King
07-29-2008, 03:57 AM
Whatever. Why anybody would want to be called a tampon is beyond me???
That confusion with my species of choice happens with surprising frequency. The first to do so was Maryn, who mistook me for a Tampon Fisherman within moments after my first-ever post. It was pretty damn funny at the time, and of course I fell in love with her on the spot.

CBumpkin
07-29-2008, 03:58 AM
Naw, who needs to be a god when they could be Silver King (http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?artist=1147&vid=47568)! :D

King is doable. There have been tons of people made king. I've just never seen a person be a god. You couldn't pay me enough to even be a supervisor of anything! Power has no draw or temptation for me whatsoever.

KTC
07-29-2008, 03:58 AM
That confusion with my username happens with surprising frequency. The first to do so was Maryn, who mistook me for a Tampon King within moments after my first-ever post. It was pretty damn funny at the time, and of course I fell in love with her on the spot.

Who wouldn't fall in love with Maryn?


Kevin, in love.

Silver King
07-29-2008, 03:58 AM
Don't feel bad, Colonel. I did the same thing.


Yes, but the question is did you do it with malice too, or did you honestly misread it? Muuuuuhahahahahaha!
Oh, I'm sure there was a good dose of malice and mirth combined!

KTC
07-29-2008, 03:59 AM
mirthy malice. that's me all over.

Ken
07-29-2008, 04:02 AM
---> Wildlife Protectorate

Elodie-Caroline
07-29-2008, 04:02 AM
Mrs. Elodie Caroline Reno :p


Elodie

Silver King
07-29-2008, 04:02 AM
Shoot, I just realized I used "Maryn," "tampon" and "spot" in the space of two sentences above. Not to mention, "love!"

Man, I'm in trouble now...

Williebee
07-29-2008, 04:05 AM
Whimsy Cultivator

Jersey Chick
07-29-2008, 04:21 AM
Dangnabbit! I still can't--

Wait! I have it!

nope - no i don't...

Ol' Fashioned Girl
07-29-2008, 04:26 AM
Yes, but the question is did you do it with malice too, or did you honestly misread it? Muuuuuhahahahahaha!

It started out - for the briefest of nanoseconds - to be honestly misread... then the malice kicked in...

DL Hegel
07-29-2008, 04:42 AM
I would settle for Queen of the Universe
I like Warrior Princess but thats taken.

Matera the Mad
07-29-2008, 05:59 AM
I am the Queen of Free (as in free software), She Who Curses at Computers, Head Pope of the Church of the Universal Solvent, and perhaps a few other notable thingz.

Tink
07-29-2008, 06:08 AM
Lonely Lady in Waiting...

C.bronco
07-29-2008, 06:13 AM
Minister of Propaganda.

I had this worked out years ago.

Fingers
07-29-2008, 06:52 AM
I noticed there are a lot of "gods" and "goddesses" mixed in with "of the universe." Many god-like references.

Would anyone really want that? As a point of curiosity only - and no offense intended at all - where does this desire come from? What do you think it says about a person when they declare themselves a "god?" It's incredibly common, not just here of course, but in the world in general. And yes, I understand this is a general, fun, non-serious game. It still begs the question in me, though. I'm really curious.


To be honest, this name was bestowed upon me by a bunch of fisherman who lived out by me. I can only bow to the wishes of the masses.

still yer pal Brian

CBumpkin
07-29-2008, 07:09 AM
To be honest, this name was bestowed upon me by a bunch of fisherman who lived out by me. I can only bow to the wishes of the masses.

still yer pal Brian

LOL Well, it sounds like it was an official consensus then!

Personally, the only titles I have any desire for are Cowboy and Author. One down. One to go. It's a good life to live simply and contentedly.

JoeEkaitis
07-29-2008, 07:43 AM
Captain Caffeine

JennaGlatzer
07-29-2008, 07:55 AM
Person Who Is Allowed to Hug and Kiss All the Babies She Sees, Even When They Do Not Belong To Her.

It's not so much a title as it is a special rule, I suppose.

Ken
07-29-2008, 08:24 AM
goo goo gaa gaa ;-)

Memnon624
07-29-2008, 08:28 AM
The Lord High Potentate of the Floppy Hat, the Scribal Vizier of all Things Scribal that need Viziering, and the Protector of the One True Piece of Belly-Button Lint.

Scott, who has delusions of . . . something

Susie
07-30-2008, 12:07 AM
Thx much, all, for saying what your pretend titles would be. They're super! Feel free to post more of them! :)

DeleyanLee
07-30-2008, 12:10 AM
Moi

Oh, wait. You said pretend. Hmmmm. Will have to think about that some more then.

Stew21
07-30-2008, 12:25 AM
My pretend title: worst querier on earth.

oh wait. that's my real title.

pretend title: Princess Moonshine

JLCwrites
07-30-2008, 12:36 AM
Turkey Lurkey: Keeper of Chocolate Cheesecake and Hugh Jackman.

Or.. is that Hugh Jackman covered in chocolate cheesecake... I cant remember.

Seaclusion
07-30-2008, 12:39 AM
Keeper of the Harem

Richard

Elodie-Caroline
07-30-2008, 02:50 AM
My gay friend, Jeff, calls me The goddess of pink :D

Another friend of mine calls me The duchess of ------ (the place where I live) lol.

Gehanna
07-30-2008, 03:27 AM
The Quirk ... OH! Wait! you said pretend. In that case how about.. ummm...

Star Trek Vulcan Queen of the Universe or sumtin' like dat. I can even do the official "V" thing with my middle and ring fingers. Now that's talent for ya. :D

Speaking of which, is there another Trek flick coming out or did I just dream that it was one night?

Sincerely,
Gehanna

AmyDoodle
07-30-2008, 06:44 AM
Wardrobe Mistress and Bodyguard for Johnny Depp.

Wait, maybe I'm in the wrong forum. . .

(Yep, Gehanna, they're working on a new Star Trek movie. I think it comes out it December, but not sure. Feel free to Google for accuracy.)

KTC
07-30-2008, 06:47 AM
Seamstress for the Band.


Wait now...um, ah...

scheherazade
07-30-2008, 07:18 AM
Doctor of D'awesomeness. Ugh I dunno.

akiwiguy
07-30-2008, 08:40 AM
The Big Knob.

Danger Jane
07-30-2008, 08:58 AM
Celestial Empress.

Wait, that's what I am now...

Broadswordbabe
07-30-2008, 03:52 PM
Official Kitten Snorgler. (Like Jenna's title, only with kittens).
Her Almighty Highness B*tch Queen Protectress of the Abused Apostrophe. Fear me, oh thou incorrect apostrophisers! Fear my Red Pen of Wroth!

Appalachian Writer
07-30-2008, 04:00 PM
I'd just settle for Queen!

JoeEkaitis
07-30-2008, 05:32 PM
Keeper of the Cynics' Flame

DeleyanLee
08-02-2008, 03:51 PM
The Fount of Useless Knowledge.

Gehanna
08-02-2008, 08:06 PM
Scratch out my Vulcan Queen of the Universe thing. When working, it isn't unusual for me to be called by many different titles as it is. If they weren't so vulgar, I'd list them here. :Ssh:

I love angry people. They can be so verbally creative at times.

Sincerely,
Gehanna