The Dawno complaint Birthday thread...

Why did you lock the XYZ thread? Why can't I call someone an ignorant slut, if that's what they really are? Are we there yet? Why not??

Happy Birthday, O Sparkly One!!

okay -well, you're not sparkly right now, but you were sparkly at one time... Anyway, Happy B-day! I made you a !

Why can't I reach through this forum and tweak Spooky's nipples? It's a perfectly simple and totally normal request but will you let me? Will you heck!





eta; you can call me an ignorant slut if you like. It's a step up from the normal comments I get

Blame every birthday on AW on dawno. Blame her.

Happy birthday! I blame dawno for that message.

Why can't I order sparkly my little pony's for the mods? Why can't I post in PC&E and have a 15 page debate with William, and why can't I push as many shiny buttons as I like?

Happy Birthday, may you have the best!

kimmi said:

Why can't I order sparkly my little pony's for the mods? Why can't I post in PC&E and have a 15 page debate with William, and why can't I push as many shiny buttons as I like?

Happy Birthday, may you have the best!

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andETA: why can't I have Haggis for just one week to breed him with my shepherd--why?

I hope you have a nice one, sweet Dawno...

GAH![sup]tm[/sup]

Look what you've caused, Dawno!!!! Look what you've caused!

::sigh[sup]tm[/sup]

Oh, well.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

NOW I know whose fault everything is!

Hava happy!

So it was you!

Happy, happy birthday!!

Everything is Dawno's fault, including the fact that this here thread is a day early.

Her birthday isn't until tomorrow. And that is her fault. She was born a day late, on purpose, more than likely. Just because she could

To think innocent people have been abused for your wrongs. Hope you have a great birthday despite this fact.

Lemme say it louder; Dawno's Birthday is not until tomorrow, which is July 23rd.
That being said, she is indeed responsible for all of the wrongs in the world.

In light of the fact that she is probably responsible for this error, too, you may now begin to insult each other at will.


Thank you.

May your day be sparkly!

Happy Birthday, Dawno, a day early (thanks Jean Marie) and hope you like my poem.

Roses are red
Violets are "Oh, no"
Why does everyone
Say "Blame Dawno?"

Hope your b-day is the superest best to the coolest gal in the North, South, East & West!

Here's more !

SpookyWriter said:

How come the mods changed the color of toilet paper in the AW mens room?

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How come Spooky has a men's room and toilet paper, while I'm stuck with a tree and my tongue?

kimmi said:

andETA: why can't I have Haggis for just one week to breed with him --why?

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This can be arranged.

Happy early birthday, Dawno.

It's almost your B-day, and all you're getting is the blame. You're even getting blamed for being born a day early. Figures.

Hey, at least you were born. Poor blacbird wasn't, according to the government.

Joe270 said:

Poor blacbird wasn't, according to the government.

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That's Dawno's fault, too.

Happy Birthday Dawno. Hope it's a good one!

Jean Marie said:

That's Dawno's fault, too.

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Dawno, Jean has a bug in her sig line. That's your fault.

Haggis said:

Dawno, Jean has a bug in her sig line. That's your fault.

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Yup.

Dawno, Haggis eyes look weird and that's your fault, too.

Oh, and Haggis has to pee, and if he doesn't it will be your fault.

Super best wishes for you today and each up coming day.

We loves youzzzzz.....

I thought the thread title was the "Dawno Compliant Birthday Thread". I figured we were all getting in line for lobotomies.

Happy birthday to one of the sweetest, hardest working people who make AW a unique and special community. That blame rests squarely on the strong shoulders of Dawno.

Thanks everyone, for the fun thread, especially SpookyWriter who took my post in the Flaming Banana Pit so "seriously"

Just remember, I'm only taking on 51 years of blame - anything before July 23, 1957 - well, that's just somebody else's fault!