what's strange about that? *scratches head* I mean we have nursery rhymes about the Black Death, Vikings pulling down London Bridge, and of course in 'A frog he would a wooing go' we refer to the Duke of Anjou *snicker*
A couple that used to get sung quite regular.
we'll drink a drink a drink
to lily the pink the pink the pink
the saviour of our human race
for she invented, medicinal compound
most efficasious in every case
mr freers, had sticky out ears
and it made him awful shy
and so they gave him medicinal compound
and now he's learning how to fly
robert tony, was known to be bony
he would never eat his meals
and so they gave him medicinal compound
now they move him round on wheels
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we'll drink a drink a drink
to lily the pink the pink the pink
the saviour of the human race
for she invented medicinal compound
mosr efficasious in every case
old ebineezer thought he was julius caeser
and so they put him in a home
where they gave him medicnal compound
and now he's emporor of Rome
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jonny hammer, had a terrible st st st st stammer
he could hardly sssay a word
and so they gave him medicinal compound
now's he's seen, but never heard
chorus
aunty milly, ran willy nilly
when her legs they did recede
so they looked on medicnal compound
now they call her milly bee
jennifer eccles
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and the boys all called her names
but they gave her medicinal compound
now she joins in all the games
chorus
lily the pink she turned to drink
she filled up with parafin inside
and despite her medicinal compound
sadly picklilly died
up to heaven her soul ascended
all the church bells they did ring
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she took with her medicinal compound
hark the herald angels sing
or
A mouse lived in a windmill in old Amsterdam
A windmill with a mouse in and he wasn't grousin'
He sang every morning, "How lucky I am,
Living in a windmill in old Amsterdam!" Chorus:
I saw a mouse!
Where?
There on the stair!
Where on the stair?
Right there!
A little mouse with clogs on
Well I declare!
Going clip-clippety-clop on the stair
Oh yeah
This mouse he got lonesome, he took him a wife
A windmill with mice in, it's hardly surprisin'
She sang every morning, "How lucky I am,
Living in a windmill in old Amsterdam!"
Chorus
First they had triplets and then they had quins
A windmill with quins in, and triplets and twins in
They sang every morning, "How lucky we are
Living in a windmill in Amsterdam, ya!"
Chorus
The daughters got married and so did the sons
The windmill had christ'nin's when no one was list'nin'
They all sang in chorus, "How lucky we am
Living in a windmill in old Amsterdam!"
Chorus
A mouse lived in a windmill, so snug and so nice
There's nobody there now but a whole lot of mice.