What's the stupidest thing you've ever done that resulted in your getting hurt?
This weekend I went with my family to something called an "aerial adventure park". This is zip-lines through the woods, plus aerial obstacles you have to negotiate, about 30 feet off the ground, like walking across suspended sets of planks that wobble about. So, on Sunday, there I was, 30 ft high, about to go across a chasm on a thing that resembles either a skateboard or perhaps a snowboard. I put my feet on it and started to shoot across to a tree on the opposite side. Well, thinking I was going too fast, I grabbed onto the cables that ran along beside me for balance. I stopped dead, the stupid skateboard thing shot out from under my feet, and I was left suspended by my armpits on a couple of metal cables.
Now I have a bruise on the inside of my right arm, from elbow to armpit, that's a shade of blue I didn't think existed in nature. Sort of like the colour of one of those blue-raspberry popsicles or a Slushie. And I'm so sore I can barely move.
So, make me feel better and give me one of yours...
This weekend I went with my family to something called an "aerial adventure park". This is zip-lines through the woods, plus aerial obstacles you have to negotiate, about 30 feet off the ground, like walking across suspended sets of planks that wobble about. So, on Sunday, there I was, 30 ft high, about to go across a chasm on a thing that resembles either a skateboard or perhaps a snowboard. I put my feet on it and started to shoot across to a tree on the opposite side. Well, thinking I was going too fast, I grabbed onto the cables that ran along beside me for balance. I stopped dead, the stupid skateboard thing shot out from under my feet, and I was left suspended by my armpits on a couple of metal cables.
Now I have a bruise on the inside of my right arm, from elbow to armpit, that's a shade of blue I didn't think existed in nature. Sort of like the colour of one of those blue-raspberry popsicles or a Slushie. And I'm so sore I can barely move.
So, make me feel better and give me one of yours...