The way you eat corn on the cob...

maestrowork · Jul 17, 2008

Eat your heart out, ladies and gents.

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Jul 17, 2008

Hurry up, dammit. I ain't got all day to sit around here discussin' the only vegetable you only rent.

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Jul 17, 2008

None of the above. I chomp down anywhere and then systematically denude that sucker of all possible kernalasciousness.

James81 · Jul 17, 2008

I butter it up, and then saw it off the cob and eat it with a fork.

creamofmushroom · Jul 17, 2008

start out neatly with a single row, gets impatient, munchs down

JoNightshade · Jul 17, 2008

Uh... there's no four-rows-at-a-time option. How would you eat just one row?

Tink · Jul 17, 2008

I go at it like typing on a typewriter...and sometimes I think I actually hear the bell ding when I get to the end of the row.

jennifer75 · Jul 17, 2008

With lots-o-buttuh and grated cotija cheese! Yummmmmmmmmmm.

maestrowork · Jul 17, 2008

JoNightshade said:
Uh... there's no four-rows-at-a-time option. How would you eat just one row?

Very carefully.

alleycat · Jul 17, 2008

Chomp.

Anyone who would eat one kernel at a time needs a good slapping.

joyce · Jul 17, 2008

Tink said:
I go at it like typing on a typewriter...and sometimes I think I actually hear the bell ding when I get to the end of the row.

This is me!

Pagey's_Girl · Jul 17, 2008

I usually cut the kernels off the cob, but since that wasn't a choice I picked Orlando Bloom. My sun conure (bright orange parrot) Bonnie then gets the cobs to ~~wreck mass destruction~~ play with.

And yes, she gets corn, too. Just not with butter and all. She likes it au natural.

DeleyanLee · Jul 17, 2008

JoNightshade said:
Uh... there's no four-rows-at-a-time option. How would you eat just one row?

Yeah. My mouth's too big to bother with just one row at a time.

TrainofThought · Jul 17, 2008

You're supposed to eat it? *starts cleaning out my toy room*

Fraulein · Jul 17, 2008

Pagey's_Girl said:
I usually cut the kernels off the cob, but since that wasn't a choice I picked Orlando Bloom. My sun conure (bright orange parrot) Bonnie then gets the cobs to ~~wreck mass destruction~~ play with.

And yes, she gets corn, too. Just not with butter and all. She likes it au natural.

I would love to see a parrot eat corn on the cob. I bet she's cute.

Tink · Jul 17, 2008

TrainofThought said:
You're supposed to eat it? *starts cleaning out my toy room*

maestrowork · Jul 17, 2008

TrainofThought said:
You're supposed to eat it? *starts cleaning out my toy room*

I hope you don't start eating it now...

TrainofThought · Jul 17, 2008

maestrowork said:
I hope you don't start eating it now...

Why, is there a problem with that?

Tink · Jul 17, 2008

TrainofThought said:
Why, is there a problem with that?

Naw, just clean it real, real, real, real, real ---

yes Tot, there is sumpin' wrong with eating used corn-on-cob.

How the hell do you get all the silk off of it...oh, no-no-no *shakes head* I did...didn't I?

I am going to go to 'ell hanging out in this place and following ya around...

:e2seesaw:

Stew21 · Jul 17, 2008

no option for people who eat around the cob on one end and work their way down the cob - kinda like spindle turning except for corncobs instead of table legs.

Pagey's_Girl · Jul 17, 2008

alittlenerdy said:
I would love to see a parrot eat corn on the cob. I bet she's cute.

She's cute, but boy, is she messy. Of course, if I could convinve her to actually eat her food inside her cage instead of on top of it. But she's so darn cute I can't get mad at her.

And before anyone asks the obvious, she knows how to open the door. So closing it doesn't work...

Chameleon · Jul 17, 2008

Listen, you all need to stop putting Orlando Bloom on the list. I feel obligated to choose him.

I eat it one row at a time....That reminds me that I need to go to the market this saturday and pick some up!

Captshady · Jul 17, 2008

Captshady · Jul 17, 2008

Chameleon said:
Listen, you all need to stop putting Orlando Bloom on the list. I feel obligated to choose him.

LOL at my book club, there's always the question that comes up of "if you were casting the movie, who would you cast in what rolls?"

I always throw out Matthew Mcconahey (sp?). There's never an argument from the women club members.

IceCreamEmpress · Jul 17, 2008

Tink said:
I go at it like typing on a typewriter...and sometimes I think I actually hear the bell ding when I get to the end of the row.

I'm with you on the typewriter style.

My husband eats it spiral style--he eats a mouth's width all the way around, then moves down to the next mouth's width all the way around, and so on.

I don't know what's up with that either. I've made a point of teaching my nephew and my godkids to eat corn typewriter style, though.

The way you eat corn on the cob...

How do you eat a corn on the cob?

One kernel at a time (I am a neat freak).

One row of kernels at a time (I'm pretty neat).

Just chomp down and see where my teeth lands (and leave a lot of stuff still on it when I'm done).

Canned or packaged kernels only! Dude, I am civilized.

Don't touch that stuff. (It's pig's food, man!)

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