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Maryn
04-19-2005, 01:36 AM
Lots of us keep our real names out of cyberspace, for whatever reason. But what about anagrams of your name?

Whether you use Scrabble tiles, the freebie at http://anagramgenius.com/server.html, or any other anagram-maker, I bet your full name anagrams into something pretty amazing.

I know mine does, including:

Shhh! Neater desk, hooligan!
Hoorah! She's the kind angel!
Keen, slashing hatred? Ho-ho!
OK, eh? Hedonist, harsh angel.
Ho-ho, enlightened as shark!
Shh! hotheads OK in general
Shhh! Hate dragon-like nose.
Heigh‑ho! has darn skeleton
Heigh‑ho! harlot nakedness!

And those are just the clean ones! (You can tell anagram genius not to give you the naughty ones, if I remember right.)

Maryn, who does indeed have a darn skeleton

Richard
04-19-2005, 01:42 AM
I get Rabbit Crotched.

It burns a bit.

mdmkay
04-19-2005, 01:53 AM
Hmmmmmmmm reveals your true nature huh?.......OMG YOUR RIGHT....my name spelled backwards is yak.........who would have thunk????:ROFL:

Sarita
04-19-2005, 01:53 AM
Crackers, amoral passion.

Wow! Don't have much more to say about that.

alanna
04-19-2005, 02:05 AM
mine is: castrating laughter

how descriptive.

brokenfingers
04-19-2005, 02:08 AM
Wow, mine says: I'm mellow deviation

Who knew?

Poppy
04-19-2005, 02:38 AM
I'm "poll and unhappily snog."

What the... :Wha:

Sarita
04-19-2005, 02:40 AM
I'm "poll and unhappily snog"

And all that time, I thought you liked Ray...:roll:

Shiny_Penguin
04-19-2005, 02:42 AM
Manure a hall. :ROFL:

Poppy
04-19-2005, 02:44 AM
And all that time, I thought you liked Ray...:roll:

I thought so too, but what do I know? LOL

I should put poll and unhappily snog beneath my username just to make people wonder. :)

Sarita
04-19-2005, 02:45 AM
I should put poll and unhappily snog beneath my username just to make people wonder. :)
That would do the job! Come on! Do it! :)

Rob-rite
04-19-2005, 02:46 AM
'Sweet Mary! Serene job'

wurdwise
04-19-2005, 03:04 AM
Nice Dinkeys

(don't say a word. I tried three times and this was the only thing that wasn't garble!)

Oh, wait! I just realized there's a link to help me! Jeez. I'll be back.

Rob-rite
04-19-2005, 03:06 AM
Nothing wrong with having nice dinkeys!

thistle
04-19-2005, 03:09 AM
Mine's "Tidier Man."

Maybe I should consider some surgical alterations...

wurdwise
04-19-2005, 03:10 AM
Well, phew. I liked my better. They came up "In nice dykes"

awatkins
04-19-2005, 03:11 AM
Oh, that's funny, Poppy! Do leave it for awhile and see what everybody says. :ROFL:

Mine is: 'Weaken cannibal's truth.'


Ack.


I should put poll and unhappily snog beneath my username just to make people wonder. :)

Sarita
04-19-2005, 03:13 AM
'Sweet Mary! Serene job'
Sweet Mary! Rob's back! Yay!

sgtsdaughter
04-19-2005, 03:15 AM
bannanas acne bins is mine

Rob-rite
04-19-2005, 03:23 AM
Yes, I am indeed a serene job. Warm and fuzzy too! ;)

JennaGlatzer
04-19-2005, 03:25 AM
Good God! I'm...
Anal projections

Ella
04-19-2005, 03:27 AM
OHG, I'm dying here. You guys are too funny.


Mine isn't funny.
Avid groin in inane

And a shorter version:
In vigor in idea

Sarita
04-19-2005, 03:27 AM
Yes, I am indeed a serene job. Warm and fuzzy too! ;)
Don't we know it!

And Jenna: Ewww, that's just gross.

JennaGlatzer
04-19-2005, 03:27 AM
Other variations of my name include:

Projectile, bonnier scarface


On Canopic jar celebrates


Jeer brazen electric fang


Freezing jar lent

and
Laze jet 'n' rang

trumancoyote
04-19-2005, 03:38 AM
Good God! I'm...
Anal projections

Oh.My.Lord.

Jenna Wins!

Sarita
04-19-2005, 03:38 AM
Zach, I wanna know yours!

trumancoyote
04-19-2005, 03:44 AM
'Crazy, involved airhead.':gone:

wurdwise
04-19-2005, 03:44 AM
Jenna, I think I'd rather be "freezing jar lint!" :Smack:

rhymegirl
04-19-2005, 03:44 AM
I get: Let her yell at Ken Irr.

William Haskins
04-19-2005, 03:44 AM
'William Haskins'
anagrams to
'Walk as nihilism.'

Sarita
04-19-2005, 03:44 AM
Zach-LOL! I was hoping it would be something naughty... to go with your personality and award. ;)

wurdwise
04-19-2005, 03:46 AM
I tried my full given name instead of my married name and got "is dark engineer"

Without my first name it is 'greedier sins'

I think I'll keep my nice dinkeys

mudflat_marsh_hawk
04-19-2005, 03:46 AM
This is what I got: 'Brazen whale-like ant.' :Smack:



LMFAO!!

--mudflat

lucyishome
04-19-2005, 03:48 AM
I have to say thanks for the laughs on this one today. I have not laughed so hard in such a long time I swear I just about busted a rib. Anyway here is mine




Hey! Alienated brazenly


:hi: Anne

JennaGlatzer
04-19-2005, 03:48 AM
:hat:Hi, I'm Ken Irr. Did someone want to speak to me?

maestrowork
04-19-2005, 03:50 AM
My screen name yields:

The Warmest or OK


My real name yeilds:

Oh My! A Darn Knowing.



WTF?

mudflat_marsh_hawk
04-19-2005, 03:51 AM
How 'bout anagraming the characters in your stories/novels/screenplays?

Alphabet
04-19-2005, 04:07 AM
Aha! A frank, vivid rabi
Ah! Bark fair, vain diva
Hi! Fab! I vain aardvark

Optimus
04-19-2005, 04:42 AM
My name anagramed to:

"Eventless, neat thrill."



Pretty much describes my sex life.

JAlpha
04-19-2005, 04:55 AM
Oh my! I hate mine--how much does it cost to have your name legally changed. My anagram is . . .

'Kwanza jokes spit.'

Wait I feel a haiku coming on . . .

Her Kwanza jokes spit
a sad malady to bare
the white girl laments


Gave my e-mail address a try and I can live with this one . . .

'Best 'n' top hallelujah.'

wurdwise
04-19-2005, 05:06 AM
"Oh wow! Dear! A mucosity!"

My email address!:confused: Is mucosity a word? If so, what does it mean?

Inspired
04-19-2005, 05:11 AM
Okay. I told it to just give me a positive message. Here's what it said:

Men hate her. On vip's ideal.

I'd hate to see what the bad news is. Anyone want to translate that second sentence?

Leaving out my middle name: She-devil pantheon.

Using my maiden name: Humane, seemlier reptile.

See what marriage has done to me!!

Of course, that's what happens when you marry Grave ugly hydrogen

Maryn
04-19-2005, 06:06 AM
(I don't see how people get along without an anagram program...)

Galoot
04-19-2005, 07:49 AM
I am Allah's Tarzan sperm. <proud look>

Kudra
04-19-2005, 08:46 AM
This is too funny. :ROFL:

Mine is: Murk, dull hair.

maestrowork
04-19-2005, 09:00 AM
With just my first and last names:

Now Damn Orgy


I like that one!

Galoot
04-19-2005, 09:16 AM
Just so you all know, it's nothing but a coincidence that Galoot anagrams to ol' goat. Really. It's just a random thing. Really.














Really.

triceretops
04-19-2005, 09:18 AM
"Rich Sons and Lovers"

Tri

mdin
04-19-2005, 09:27 AM
Mine is:

Win hesitant madmen jam

My wife's is very appropriate, considering she has to watch our monster children:

Hinder tiny madmen.

Lindsay
04-19-2005, 09:56 AM
"Lazy, skilled, trenchant paranoia."


ooookay then.

wurdwise
04-19-2005, 09:58 AM
I don't know how to take this, but my husband's is "I lay chicken." :Wha: Well, they always did call me bird legs!:D

Lindsay
04-19-2005, 10:07 AM
I'm skilled and sharp at being paranoid, but am just too lazy to care.


....stop watching me....

mmm... pancakes
04-19-2005, 10:44 AM
Mine is: 'Mud racily archived'

I'm not quite sure what to make of that...

bjewel77
04-19-2005, 06:19 PM
Here's what I got:

Jeer well sea-level bye - for my full name
Severe, able yell - with no middle name
Jew Bel - for username Bjewel77
Level greedy bulge - maiden name
Is weevilly ramble - previous married name

Whatever! Then, I typed in my ex's name and got
A**hole. :Thumbs: At least it got one right!

MadScientistMatt
04-19-2005, 06:32 PM
I couldn't get the Anagram Genius to come up with anything very good. Another server eventually came up with "Let male watchman err."

mommie4a
04-19-2005, 06:55 PM
Jolly! All Minimize Mr.! (I added the punctuation)

Torin
04-19-2005, 07:18 PM
I am Allah's Tarzan sperm. <proud look>

:ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:

Bring on the Depends!!

Torin, snorking with laughter

Torin
04-19-2005, 07:29 PM
I get:
Erect Brat
Rest Rich Brat
The Irritant Crabs

Torin's name turns into:
Innovation's runs

What fun. :)

allion
04-19-2005, 10:32 PM
I got:

Jerk on a keen reasoning

I guess that could apply in certain circumstances...must try other combos...

Karen

firehorse
04-19-2005, 11:20 PM
Among others:
Char a saucy hen

If I use my middle name, I can make:
A kinky Sahara church, me
Harken, archaic yaks hum

And in (possibly Canadian) dialogue format:
Shark: A chairman. Yuck, eh.

DaveKuzminski
04-19-2005, 11:42 PM
I tried entering publishamerica and it gave back "Lame Pubic-hairs". I kid you not! ;)

Willem Meiners came out as "Win smellier me".

arrowqueen
04-20-2005, 01:10 AM
Love those ones, Dave!

Mine was at least connected to writing. I got:

'wise, lonlier lines.'

Galoot
04-20-2005, 01:11 AM
I read Atlanta Nights
with its sexy tight anal tans,
but when I saw Isadore change gender
I said, "Baby, that ain't glans!"

arrowqueen
04-20-2005, 01:13 AM
Marriage must have been good for me. For my maiden name I got:

'Hell, in eerie ills.'

Gehanna
04-20-2005, 01:21 AM
LOL mine is Chief and foul alien but that was before I quit my job and changed my evil ways. ;)

poetinahat
04-20-2005, 06:06 AM
Among others:
Char a saucy hen

If I use my middle name, I can make:
A kinky Sahara church, me
Harken, archaic yaks hum

And in (possibly Canadian) dialogue format:
Shark: A chairman. Yuck, eh.

Nice! Full name:

Wry, terrible commercial

W/o middle name:
Be merry? Correct!


Didja know that Ronald Wilson Reagan = ...
Insane Anglo Warlord:guns:
No, darlings, no ERA law.

See ya...

eldragon
04-20-2005, 05:11 PM
Interesting.

I am :

A Starlike Mantelpiece

Shiny_Penguin
04-20-2005, 05:15 PM
I did my son's name and got Channel Moron. Guess I need to limit his TV time.

weswerx
04-20-2005, 06:55 PM
One of my managers at work is "A divine, barbaric hog.":ROFL:

tjwriter
04-20-2005, 08:07 PM
Married name, no middle name - Abortions

Married name, middle name - On obeisant jar

Maiden name, no middle name - Wise or not

Maiden name, middle name - Swore neat join

User Name - Jr. twit re

Husband - Rich as snob OR Botchier, sharp son OR Bonnier archbishop's rat OR Snob as Rich Brain

BlueTexas
04-21-2005, 04:46 AM
I'm 'Jerk on a lionly clean.'

WVWriterGirl
04-21-2005, 06:28 AM
Well, lessee here...I'm Humbly clean merit for my married name and I gave birth to Rancour charms in moron (at least there's hope...he's only three...)

Oh, and my screen name here is Irritative wriggler wins, when I spell out the "West Virginia" in WVWG.

WVWG

poetinahat
04-21-2005, 11:08 AM
I did my son's name and got Channel Moron. Guess I need to limit his TV time.

My wife's maiden name is 'OK, jail in plan' -- I'm looking over my shoulder too...:Ssh:

Melina
04-21-2005, 01:46 PM
With middle name: Lamebrain or agile gleam

Without middle name: Amoral enigma

Ha! ROTFLMFAO! My fiance's is: Rat, jerk, crass bullnose! I can't wait to tell him! :ROFL:

Melina

Liam Jackson
04-21-2005, 01:58 PM
Jail on Smack

(I plead the fifth, yer honourship dude sir.)

Liam Jackson
04-21-2005, 02:00 PM
I tried entering publishamerica and it gave back "Lame Pubic-hairs". I kid you not! ;)

Willem Meiners came out as "Win smellier me".

LMAO...you're killing me, Dave!

Optimus
04-21-2005, 02:21 PM
Hmm...

"Talentless Hack" becomes: Skeletal Snatch, which sounds like a geriatric porno.

Humourwriter
04-21-2005, 02:43 PM
Aha! Warm prim killer.

Spookster
04-21-2005, 04:14 PM
My married name is: I am all-time cheap
Maiden name (w/middle): Cheerily mere tell
Maiden name (sans middle: Merely rich let
Boardname: Pests or OK

Lord, I'm boring.

veinglory
04-21-2005, 04:51 PM
Emily Veinglory -- my girly evil one


love it!

Poppy
04-22-2005, 09:00 AM
Emily Veinglory -- my girly evil one


love it!

Me too! That is SO you. :)

Mr Underhill
04-25-2005, 08:36 AM
A Banished Overlord


Bwa-ha-ha-HA!

Marisa Louise
04-25-2005, 08:57 AM
Full legal name: "Is zealous or a comic."
Screen name: "I am a sour lies."
First and Last: "Circa as zoom."
(had to do it) With last name of love interest: "I am aroused lesbian." :Wha:

Birol
04-25-2005, 10:22 AM
Full legal name:

I was a nice zebra loin.

firehorse
04-25-2005, 11:57 AM
I tried Anagram Genius and got better results (though as you can tell, I need to sell a few vowels to get rid of these exclamations):

First and last names:
A raunchy chase
Char a saucy hen
Chase a racy Hun

Full name:
Aha! Such a kinky charmer
Hey! Harm a rakish Canuck
Smack her anarchy haiku

Those from the UK may grimace at this one:
Aha! Much hairy knackers

I think I really need to go to bed now. :faint:

Birol
04-25-2005, 08:28 PM
Just realized, I used one too many a's in mine. Oh, well, back to the drawing board.

awatkins
04-25-2005, 08:59 PM
Full legal name:

I was a nice zebra loin.

:roll:

Birol
04-25-2005, 11:54 PM
How about:

I ENABLE AZOIC WINS

(Who knew it could be this much fun having a long name that includes a zed?)

WhisperingBard
04-26-2005, 12:07 AM
Wrenched fictional hilarity.


Is this a crack about my writing? (Damn, those editors are everywhere...)

three seven
04-26-2005, 12:28 AM
Eocene Grammar

Meagre Romance

Arrogance. Me! Me!


Hmm... what's in a name, eh?

rhymegirl
04-26-2005, 02:01 AM
Hmm. Roman something? What IS your name?

Marc? Omar?

Sarita
04-26-2005, 03:13 AM
With my married name, I came up with :

Rascal arson-hmmm, new career perhaps?

The husband: Censorial land

My sister: Coke snarl-up

rhymegirl
04-26-2005, 04:09 AM
He's not gonna tell me, is he? Just make me guess. Okay, I can guess.

Sarita
04-26-2005, 04:12 AM
He's not gonna tell me, is he?
I seriously doubt it. ;)

maestrowork
04-26-2005, 04:15 AM
Cameron something, or something Cameron. That's my guess..

Sarita
04-26-2005, 04:19 AM
Ray, have you done yours yet?

Forget it, I just found it. Indeed, WTF?

maestrowork
04-26-2005, 04:21 AM
But I like the one without my middle name ... post #47. ;)

Sarita
04-26-2005, 04:22 AM
A darn knowing WHAT, is what I want to know?

LOL: Now damn orgy!

rhymegirl
04-26-2005, 04:26 AM
Cameron. OOh, that's a good guess! He's a man of mystery, isn't he?

It's kind of like that story about Rumplestilskin. Try to guess my name.

Sarita
04-26-2005, 04:31 AM
I like the name Three. It suits him perfectly, really. I can't figure out why, but it just does. :) It reminds me of that Seinfeld episode... naming the kid Seven. Classic.

scullars
04-26-2005, 04:34 AM
Hell, this thing seems to know me and my expression when I'm seated on a train and someone squeezes into the tiny seat next to me, pushing me into a contorted ball:

'Hell! Rancorous snarl.

three seven
04-26-2005, 04:36 AM
I like the name Three. It suits him perfectly, reallyI actually now respond to Three faster than I do my own name. Which tells you everything you need to know about my life...

rhymegirl
04-26-2005, 04:41 AM
I'm still going to try to guess!

three seven
04-26-2005, 04:42 AM
Knock yourself out!

Sarita
04-26-2005, 04:45 AM
Yeah, as if he'd ever tell us if we were right, Kate! It's an exercise in futility!

maestrowork
04-26-2005, 04:48 AM
(shhh, his name is Cameron Meager)

rhymegirl
04-26-2005, 04:50 AM
Ha ha. Good one.

Does Ramone have an e on the end?

firehorse
04-26-2005, 06:22 PM
Hmm. Roman something? What IS your name?
Marc? Omar?My guess is Marc. Or Morgan. No... not Morgan. Marc.

Kida Adelyne
04-26-2005, 06:36 PM
Clean fool croakiness (full name w. middle)

Loonies cloak (sans middle)

Loyal coke (nick name)

Nakedly. Idea. (user name)



None of these are very good, though Loonies Cloak is ok.

edit: just tried my full nickname and got:

Ciao! Ace to kill.


I like it!

Wormo
04-26-2005, 06:44 PM
I was shocked to get

'Mad, odd vulva pig's ear.'

(Direct Copy) and i'm pretty scared that the word Vulva is in there :S

jdkiggins
04-27-2005, 04:02 AM
Mine was Kid jigs NG. I have no idea what that might mean. :)

rhymegirl
04-27-2005, 04:06 AM
"Mad, odd vulva pig's ear"
:roll: :roll: :roll:

rhymegirl
04-27-2005, 04:49 AM
A few more guesses:

Marco or Gene

Sarita
04-27-2005, 04:51 AM
I actually now respond to Three faster than I do my own name.
This is SO cute.

I'm sorry Kate, it just can't be Gene. Can't!

jdkiggins
04-27-2005, 04:58 AM
Sara,
Three isn't telling everyone that his siblings were named one and two, is he?:roll:

rhymegirl
04-27-2005, 04:58 AM
How about Gerome? Can you spell it that way?

Sarita
04-27-2005, 04:59 AM
Sara, Three isn't telling everyone that his siblings were named one and two, is he?:roll: hehe. I hope not!

jdkiggins
04-27-2005, 05:00 AM
Three, we love you even if your name is Three. :kiss:

Sarita
04-27-2005, 05:03 AM
Three, we love you even if your name is Three.

I'll second that ;)

Besides, I know how rotten it can be when everyone is trying to guess your name. Even if it's your own fault (it really was my fault).

http://absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10193

firehorse
04-27-2005, 06:11 AM
Three isn't telling everyone that his siblings were named one and two, is he?:roll: Reminds me of the movie Big Night, in which the brothers were named Primo and Secondo. Sounds better in Italian, don't you think? ;)

I'm not vibing on the G-thing (Gerome, Gene), nor anything exotic like Ramone (I know I said Morgan; I just like the name). Look at his pic. Gotta be Marc.

I agree that Three is the best name for Three. I feel a Sesame Street song coming on...

three seven
04-27-2005, 06:20 AM
:roll:

Sarita
04-27-2005, 04:39 PM
Reminds me of the movie Big Night, in which the brothers were named Primo and Secondo. Sounds better in Italian, don't you think?
So, should we start calling him Terzo?

Unique
04-27-2005, 04:53 PM
I tried that anagram generator and got:

I am a blackheart ruin

....and I asked for flattering only!

sheesh.

rhymegirl
04-29-2005, 04:09 AM
Here's another guess: Roger?