What would you do with a burrito...

Load it into a burrito launcher and FIRE!

Throw it away.

yer pal Brian

I'd ride it, as long as it wasn't too small. Burrito is Spanish for "little donkey".

Pagey's_Girl said:

Load it into a burrito launcher and FIRE!

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That's what I'd do also, right into this thread!

I might secretly stash it in a male friend's trousers, just so that I might say in a Mae West drawl,

"Is that a burrito in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

I've give it away to a hungry person.

Mumut said:

I'd ride it, as long as it wasn't too small. Burrito is Spanish for "little donkey".

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I was just thinking the same thing only different.

writerterri said:

I was just thinking the same thing only different.

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Okay, that needed a drink alert....

And why does the phrase "Burrito Blitzkrieg" keep springing to mind?

I'd put Fire sauce on it.

Does it look like Jesus?

If so, eBay.

Put it on the sidewalk and stomp on it. See which way the gook squirts out, and head in that direction. Meet my destiny.

I'd toss it onto the windshield of the guy tailgating me on the highway.

Burrito rage.

Store it in a sandwich bag until Halloween to use as an exciting alternative to eggs.

I'd wrassle with it!

Kitty Burrito

I'd set it free.


http://images.google.com/imgres?img...=burrito&um=1&hl=en&client=safari&rls=en&sa=N

Cut it in thirds and give it to my two dogs - unless, of course, it was a bean burrito.

I'd ride it's little A$$!

Cut it in thirds and give it to my two dogs - unless, of course, it was a bean burrito.

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You must hire someone to remove the dog poo in your yard or you'd never suggest this.

I wanna know where I can get a burrito launcher.

Joe270 said:

I wanna know where I can get a burrito launcher.

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Ebay.

see if I could trade it for gelato.

MoonWriter said:

Cut it in thirds and give it to my two dogs - unless, of course, it was a bean burrito.

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Is the moon affecting you, here? There you are, dog number one. And dog number two. Oh! I've the same problem as the original thread. Let me write in AW, 'what do you do with a third of a burrito?'.

Darn! Ebay doesn't have a burrito launcher *grumbles*
I did find an amazing band though. . .

Shouldn't that be 'Caliente Burrito'?

Or 'Hot Small Donkey'?

Mumut said:

Is the moon affecting you, here? There you are, dog number one. And dog number two. Oh! I've the same problem as the original thread. Let me write in AW, 'what do you do with a third of a burrito?'.

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You got my attempt at humor, Mumut. You should be very concerned.