Children's Book Titles that didn't quite make it.

t0neg0d · Jul 13, 2008

Ok... nothing to this one really.

One per post, make me laugh! I guess I'll start it out.

"Green Legs and Ham (a Child's Guide to Gangrene)"

alleycat · Jul 13, 2008

Little Bobby and the Big Box of Matches.

t0neg0d · Jul 14, 2008

I love alleycat. hahahaha... too much! How about...

"The Baby Seal and The Club"
(How mommy got so pretty)

alleycat · Jul 14, 2008

Babe's Visit to the Meat Packing Plant.

t0neg0d · Jul 14, 2008

Grandpa gets a Casket

alleycat · Jul 14, 2008

Let's Play 'Touch Me There'!

alleycat · Jul 14, 2008

Tom and Sammy Buy a Gun

alleycat · Jul 14, 2008

If You Can Kick and Punch, You Never Have to Buy Your Own Lunch.

t0neg0d · Jul 14, 2008

Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Get the F*** Out!

t0neg0d · Jul 14, 2008

Strangers Have the Best Candy

t0neg0d · Jul 14, 2008

Thidwick the Big-membered Moose

TerzaRima · Jul 14, 2008

Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

PattiTheWicked · Jul 14, 2008

The Cat in the Hat Gets Naked

Albedo · Jul 14, 2008

One Poop Two Poop Red Poop Blue Poop

auntybug · Jul 14, 2008

Go on the training potty! Don't pooh in the corner!

alleycat · Jul 14, 2008

Close Your Eyes and Cross the Street.

alleycat · Jul 14, 2008

Mommy and Daddy Love Your Sister Best.

Bubastes · Jul 14, 2008

Who's Your Daddy? and Other Mysteries

alleycat · Jul 14, 2008

Let's Have Fun With 911!

Roger J Carlson · Jul 14, 2008

Hansel, Gretel, Ted, and Alice*

*Cribbed from PDQ Bach

alleycat · Jul 14, 2008

Let's Lick a Frog!

alleycat · Jul 14, 2008

Girls Don't Have One of These.

Mr Flibble · Jul 14, 2008

How to Torture Your Siblngs and Get Away With it.

alleycat · Jul 14, 2008

Let's Look Up Jane's Dress!

auntybug · Jul 14, 2008

Shoe mirrors and other fun toys for boys