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t0neg0d
07-14-2008, 08:28 AM
Ok... nothing to this one really.

One per post, make me laugh! I guess I'll start it out.


"Green Legs and Ham (a Child's Guide to Gangrene)"

alleycat
07-14-2008, 09:01 AM
Little Bobby and the Big Box of Matches.

t0neg0d
07-14-2008, 11:51 AM
I love alleycat. hahahaha... too much! How about...

"The Baby Seal and The Club"
(How mommy got so pretty)

alleycat
07-14-2008, 01:30 PM
Babe's Visit to the Meat Packing Plant.

t0neg0d
07-14-2008, 01:36 PM
Grandpa gets a Casket

alleycat
07-14-2008, 01:38 PM
Let's Play 'Touch Me There'!

alleycat
07-14-2008, 01:53 PM
Tom and Sammy Buy a Gun

alleycat
07-14-2008, 03:45 PM
If You Can Kick and Punch, You Never Have to Buy Your Own Lunch.

t0neg0d
07-14-2008, 05:01 PM
Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Get the F*** Out!

t0neg0d
07-14-2008, 05:02 PM
Strangers Have the Best Candy

t0neg0d
07-14-2008, 05:11 PM
Thidwick the Big-membered Moose

TerzaRima
07-14-2008, 07:27 PM
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

PattiTheWicked
07-14-2008, 08:36 PM
The Cat in the Hat Gets Naked

Albedo
07-14-2008, 08:40 PM
One Poop Two Poop Red Poop Blue Poop

auntybug
07-14-2008, 08:41 PM
Go on the training potty! Don't pooh in the corner!

alleycat
07-14-2008, 09:04 PM
Close Your Eyes and Cross the Street.

alleycat
07-14-2008, 09:09 PM
Mommy and Daddy Love Your Sister Best.

Bubastes
07-14-2008, 09:12 PM
Who's Your Daddy? and Other Mysteries

alleycat
07-14-2008, 09:14 PM
Let's Have Fun With 911!

Roger J Carlson
07-14-2008, 09:14 PM
Hansel, Gretel, Ted, and Alice*


*Cribbed from PDQ Bach (http://www.schickele.com/composition/monksaria.htm)

alleycat
07-14-2008, 09:16 PM
Let's Lick a Frog!

alleycat
07-14-2008, 09:17 PM
Girls Don't Have One of These.

Mr Flibble
07-14-2008, 09:20 PM
How to Torture Your Siblngs and Get Away With it.

alleycat
07-14-2008, 09:21 PM
Let's Look Up Jane's Dress!

auntybug
07-14-2008, 09:24 PM
Shoe mirrors and other fun toys for boys

alleycat
07-14-2008, 09:26 PM
Johnny Hides His Mother's Pills!

The sequel: Johnny Has a New Little Brother!

alleycat
07-14-2008, 09:33 PM
Let's Shoot Grandpa's Gun!

alleycat
07-14-2008, 09:45 PM
Oh, the Things You Can See . . . Peeping in Other People's Bedroom Window!

dgiharris
07-15-2008, 12:05 AM
Guns are Fun!

It's Our Little Secret.

How To Be a Bully.

The Forbidden Cherry.

StephanieFox
07-15-2008, 12:29 AM
A Boy's Book of Traffic Games

StephanieFox
07-15-2008, 12:30 AM
The Pirate Food Under the Sink

CheriVixen
07-15-2008, 01:18 AM
My Eye! and other tales of running with scissors

alleycat
07-15-2008, 01:41 AM
Push and Shove, Push and Shove, So Much Fun, To Push and Shove.

StephanieFox
07-15-2008, 02:00 AM
Let's Tease the Neighbor's Dog!

t0neg0d
07-15-2008, 02:05 AM
Why Mommy and Daddy Pray Laying Down.

alleycat
07-15-2008, 02:23 AM
Mommy Loves the Mailman!

t0neg0d
07-15-2008, 03:49 AM
The Adventures of Needle Nathan, Rubber Tubing Thomas and The Bent Spoon.

t0neg0d
07-15-2008, 03:54 AM
The Magical Toilet
And Nine Other Ways
To Get Your Pet Into
Heaven

t0neg0d
07-15-2008, 05:08 AM
Mommy's Tummy Has A Beard!

t0neg0d
07-15-2008, 05:17 AM
Everybody is Special... But You.

Matera the Mad
07-15-2008, 06:02 AM
Winnie The Pooter

t0neg0d
07-15-2008, 06:06 AM
Alcohol Makes Everyone Look Prettier

Matera the Mad
07-15-2008, 06:21 AM
Grandma's Dead and Under My Bed

t0neg0d
07-15-2008, 06:46 AM
Mommy's Big Rubber Finger

dgiharris
07-15-2008, 07:02 AM
Specials Places, Secret Spaces

alleycat
07-15-2008, 01:44 PM
The Three Little Pigs in a Blanket.

Nymtoc
07-15-2008, 01:52 PM
Nine Ways to Skin a Cat

:e2cat::e2cat::e2cat::e2cat::e2cat::e2cat::e2cat:: e2cat::e2cat:

Leellana
07-15-2008, 02:56 PM
How to Baptize the Kitteh: And other fun games with pets

alleycat
07-15-2008, 03:23 PM
Mommy is Marrying 'Uncle Joe'!

sheadakota
07-15-2008, 03:53 PM
Say 'no' one more time- I dare ya. A parents' guide to controlling their children.

alleycat
07-15-2008, 03:54 PM
Let's Lay on the Railroad Tracks!

Tink
07-15-2008, 03:57 PM
I hope not one called THE EGG DILEMMA....

Phil DeBlanque
07-15-2008, 04:16 PM
Bobby Blackclothes says: "Wanna play anarcho-terrorism?"

Kids Kaucasian kafeteria, where everyone wears their bed sheets

The Real Magic Dust: fun with a mirror, a pen tube and your nose.

dgiharris
07-15-2008, 07:51 PM
Want Leverage? Call Child Protective Services

alleycat
07-15-2008, 09:04 PM
101 Things You Can Make Out of Your Big Sister's Bra.

t0neg0d
07-15-2008, 10:10 PM
The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

t0neg0d
07-15-2008, 10:12 PM
That Thing In Your Closet Is Real

Lillyth
07-15-2008, 10:43 PM
My favorite, though I did not make it up, is:

Sally was so bad her parents stopped loving her

(I promise I'll make the next one up)...

t0neg0d
07-15-2008, 10:56 PM
Feel free to add any you have seen from others... anything that is funny.

Speaking of which...

You Are Different and That's Bad

TerzaRima
07-15-2008, 11:42 PM
The Little Golden Book of Choking Hazards

Nymtoc
07-16-2008, 12:19 AM
Let's Play With the Balloons in Daddy's Sock Drawer!

:partyguy:

Sweetlebee
07-16-2008, 01:08 AM
Cop on Pop (by Dr. Seuss)

Let's Visit Daddy! The Big House on the Little Island (Riker's Island) (by Laura Ingalls Wilder)

t0neg0d
07-16-2008, 03:08 AM
Auntie Social's Big Book of Alone Time

StephanieFox
07-16-2008, 03:35 AM
The Back of the Bus
Free rides on the bumper

alleycat
07-16-2008, 03:38 AM
Let's Yell Fire!

Matera the Mad
07-16-2008, 05:38 AM
Crack Is Back

What's Inside a Puppy?

maxmordon
07-16-2008, 05:49 AM
The Wonders of the Ice Cream Saleman's Magic Pocket!


Emil the Emo


Grampy's special apple juice!


Chocolate cake party for the dog


The wonderful voyage of Mr. Poo (This one is real)


Flying Umbrella Squadron!


Uncle Bob and aunt Alice's library of funny videos


Easy Ways To Cutting Yourself

Nymtoc
07-16-2008, 06:11 AM
Make Friends With the Old Man Who Hangs Around the Schoolyard (He's probably lonely!)

:rolleyes:

maxmordon
07-16-2008, 06:13 AM
The Nice Lady At The Swimming Pool That Likes To Hug Me

Lillyth
07-16-2008, 07:59 AM
Zoey 101 - A Complete Guide to Cutting Yourself (in Places your Parents Won't Notice)

alleycat
07-16-2008, 08:01 AM
The Complete Idiots Guide to Readin' and Rightin'.

benbradley
07-16-2008, 08:33 AM
I can think of one, but I dare not put it in a post!

Ben, who only pushes the envelope at his Office Depot job.

Lillyth
07-16-2008, 08:37 AM
I can think of one, but I dare not put it in a post!

Ben, who only pushes the envelope at his Office Depot job.

Oh, come on - we shared ours...

Speaking of sharing, how about:

Your Friend the Crack-Pipe: What Every Child Needs to Know About Freebasing

t0neg0d
07-16-2008, 10:54 AM
You, Russ and Gus All Ride The Short Bus

t0neg0d
07-16-2008, 11:01 AM
Plastic Bags Make The Best Helmets

t0neg0d
07-16-2008, 11:13 AM
KKK, Everyones a Ghost Today!

Nymtoc
07-16-2008, 03:34 PM
Ken and Barbie Make a Baby

:D

CheriVixen
07-16-2008, 04:16 PM
How to make cement shoes and other life skills by Uncle Gino

Phil DeBlanque
07-16-2008, 07:06 PM
The Kid's Big Book of Money:
- sell marijuana, not lemonade
- blackmail is fun
- find your mom's jewelry
- take photos of your big sister without clothes
- and much more!

creamofmushroom
07-16-2008, 07:10 PM
Let's Lick a Frog!

i bet u watch familyguy

ten reasons why we should never brush our teeth

dgiharris
07-16-2008, 07:11 PM
Uncle Pete's Pocket Puppet

Strangers Have the Best Candy!

Calling 9-1-1 and other fun games

creamofmushroom
07-16-2008, 07:14 PM
How the Big Bad Wolf Ate Little Red Riding Hood's Grandmother

Sweetlebee
07-16-2008, 07:36 PM
My Scratch and Sniff Book of Pinworms

alleycat
07-16-2008, 09:12 PM
Make Your Johnny Flame Costume Using Old Rags and Gasoline!

(Stolen somewhat from SNL.)

alleycat
07-16-2008, 09:13 PM
The Velveteen Rabbit, with Baby Carrots and Peas.

HeronW
07-16-2008, 09:35 PM
Raggedy Ann: Trailer Trash or Modern Mamie Yokum?
Pooh Corner, and Why You Need to Wear Hipboots.
Ken, Metrosexual or Has-been?

Nymtoc
07-16-2008, 09:35 PM
Pull the Handle, See the Fire Trucks Come!

:rolleyes:

CheriVixen
07-16-2008, 10:23 PM
Pulling the Legs off Daddy Long Legs and Other Crazy Summer Boredom Busters

t0neg0d
07-17-2008, 12:08 AM
Just Because You Found It On The Ground, Doesn't Mean You Can't Eat It!

t0neg0d
07-17-2008, 03:38 AM
Now, the large-bellied people
Had bellies with worms.
The small-bellied people
Had nothing but germs.

Those worms were so big and the germs were so small,
You might think such things wouldn't matter at all.

But, because they had worms, and the others had germs
They were all gonna die, in no uncertain terms.
Their bellies would fester and rot and grow still
No matter how much they ate, they could not get their fill.
With aches and pains and cramp and strain
They awaited their deaths, growing mad--quite insane.

Their children were not in the least bit immune.
The diseases they shared would eat them alive soon.
Their bellies were tight, had rigor mortis set in?
This must be a judgment from God for their sins.

A doctor had come to their village before
To examine their bellies all covered with sores.
He looked at the big ones and small ones alike.
He said, "I can make you all better! Na... psych!"
"The truth of the matter is this, you all see."
"I could treat you all, but require money."
"I can see that you're poor, can barely survive."
"Quit wasting my time. Go fuck off and die!"

So, crippled and withered, unable to stand
They awaited their fate in their diseased-ridden land.
Listen to mommy, before you run off to bed.
You best wash your hands or you'll all end up dead.

alleycat
07-17-2008, 03:52 AM
Let's Tie Up Grandma!

t0neg0d
07-17-2008, 04:50 AM
Trick or Treat!
A Child's Guide To
Hookers and Buffets

Matera the Mad
07-17-2008, 05:33 AM
What I Found In Daddy's Lap

Brothers and Sisters

My Needle

vixey
07-17-2008, 05:50 AM
Now, the large-bellied people
Had bellies with worms.
The small-bellied people
Had nothing but germs.

Those worms were so big and the germs were so small,
You might think such things wouldn't matter at all.


Love the Night Before Christmas beat!!

Jenan Mac
07-17-2008, 07:54 AM
Sesame Street presents: Alice B Toklas Visits Cookie Monster

t0neg0d
07-17-2008, 09:11 AM
Sesame Street presents: Alice B Toklas Visits Cookie Monster

HAHAHAHAHA! Priceless!!


I can count my toe!
A number book for amputees

Nymtoc
07-17-2008, 04:33 PM
Let's Play Tricks on the Blind Man!

:e2teeth:

Phil DeBlanque
07-17-2008, 08:19 PM
Let's Play All Day: How to Skip School without Mom and Dad Knowing!

creamofmushroom
07-17-2008, 09:03 PM
A Complete Guide to Do It Yourself Plastic Surgery

Nymtoc
07-17-2008, 11:40 PM
Cut-n-Run and Other Fun Games (See who can put their hand farthest down the garbage disposal without nicking a fingernail!)

:e2teeth:

StephanieFox
07-18-2008, 02:56 AM
Fun Things to Put in Your Nose


Make New Friends on the Internet

t0neg0d
07-18-2008, 10:31 AM
Heart Meds Or Pop Rocks
Every Grandpa's Favorite Game

t0neg0d
07-18-2008, 10:33 AM
They Only Come Out When You Close Your Eyes
And Other Favorite Bedtime Stories

t0neg0d
07-18-2008, 10:36 AM
Your Body and You
A Beginner's Guide To Schizophrenia

sissybaby
07-18-2008, 04:42 PM
The Wizard of Odds
Lions and Tigers and Bare Oh Mys
The playground guide to strip poker

goatmam
07-18-2008, 05:01 PM
Your moms in rehab but you turned out fine.

Phil DeBlanque
07-18-2008, 05:19 PM
Series: What Will I be when I grown up?
- Bobby the Hit-Man
- Mike the Gigolo
- Vinnie the Burglar
- Pablo, who Marries Rich Widows
- Johnny the Lawyer :D

soleary
07-18-2008, 05:22 PM
"I was pushed"
The untold story of Humpty Dumpty

soleary
07-18-2008, 05:30 PM
You're not "special", you're retarded

You weren't adopted, we were just embarrassed.

soleary
07-18-2008, 05:32 PM
Peter Welsh Rabbit

soleary
07-18-2008, 05:53 PM
Momma, Where Do Hamburgers Come From?

creamofmushroom
07-19-2008, 12:56 AM
"I was pushed"
The untold story of Humpty Dumpty

i like this one :)

"How to have fun with Daddy's Credit Card"

cyates
07-19-2008, 01:49 AM
Signs You Were Adopted

Number One: Daddy just gave you this book

Nymtoc
07-19-2008, 01:57 AM
The Little Do-It-Yourself Book of Body Piercing

:o

soleary
07-19-2008, 01:59 AM
Be Kind to Strangers, the Unabridged Version

soleary
07-19-2008, 01:59 AM
What to Do When Barney Really Loves You

soleary
07-19-2008, 02:00 AM
Take the Candy and 10 Other Useful Tips

goatmam
07-19-2008, 02:14 AM
The thing that goes bump in the night is your parents

Matera the Mad
07-19-2008, 05:49 AM
Squashy Flat Puppies

Nymtoc
07-19-2008, 07:14 AM
Santa Claus Is a Big Fat Phony

:e2bouncey

Matera the Mad
07-20-2008, 06:27 AM
Don't Sit on Santa's Lap, Sit on his Face

Jenan Mac
07-21-2008, 12:26 AM
Updated Little Golden Books:
The Saggy Baggy Elephant Has A Tummy Tuck
The Little Red Hen at Paula Deen's House
Scuffy the Tugboat Meets the Perfect Storm
Seven Little Postmen Ring Fourteen Times
The Sailor Dog Goes on Shore Leave

alleycat
07-21-2008, 12:34 AM
Little Billy Gets a Switchblade!

Nymtoc
07-21-2008, 01:21 AM
How to Find Pleasure in Your Very Own Body

:e2brows:

Matera the Mad
07-21-2008, 08:14 AM
Daddy's Big Lollypop

goatmam
07-21-2008, 04:56 PM
Just a note if i ever had kids and these books existed I'd tell my kids to just not read

Little bo peep love'n her sheep

Nymtoc
07-21-2008, 10:49 PM
Fun Things to Do With a Chain Saw

:e2chain:

t0neg0d
07-22-2008, 03:03 AM
Voodoo That Youdoo
Make Them Pay In Your Own Special Way

alleycat
07-22-2008, 03:04 AM
How to Make Your Own Parachute

Matera the Mad
07-22-2008, 04:46 AM
"No" Means "Yes", "Don't" Means "Fun"

My First Cannibal Cookbook

Windows Are for Peeking

Nymtoc
07-22-2008, 11:02 PM
How to Fight Dirty and Win

:e2fight:

dgiharris
07-24-2008, 12:09 AM
Why Mommie has a lot of 'Uncles'

Bleach, Ammonia and Other Fun Things to Mix

I Double Dog Dare You!!!

Matera the Mad
07-25-2008, 06:32 AM
Five Little Willies and How They Grew

C.bronco
07-25-2008, 06:36 AM
Don't Throttle The Dog
and other fun mysteries

Not In School!
No Farting or Whizzing in the Mulch

Matera the Mad
07-25-2008, 06:40 AM
My First Book of Brain Surgery

alleycat
07-25-2008, 06:47 AM
Counting Dead Things Along the Road.

talkwrite
07-25-2008, 06:14 PM
Learning from Daddy to Steal

StephanieFox
07-25-2008, 08:13 PM
You're Not So Special After All


The Klan's Big Activity Book for Kids


Knife Tricks for Toddlers (A picture book)

alleycat
07-25-2008, 08:39 PM
The Big Purple Thing in Momma's Dresser Drawer

Nymtoc
07-25-2008, 08:51 PM
Let's Smoke Like the Grown-Ups!

:hat:

Vandal
07-25-2008, 08:58 PM
Bazooka Daycare: An Activity Book

alleycat
07-25-2008, 09:11 PM
The Deluxe 'Let's Play Doctor' Book and Activity Set

talkwrite
07-26-2008, 01:08 AM
How to Skip Class When You're Home Schooled

Matera the Mad
07-26-2008, 04:54 AM
Playing Doctor

Yes, You Can Fly!

Fishies Swimming Upside Down

My First Book of Running Away From Home

StephanieFox
07-29-2008, 04:21 AM
In the Meth Kitchen

Where the Bad Kids Are

alleycat
07-29-2008, 06:05 AM
I'm Father Brown's Favorite Boy!

Jenan Mac
07-29-2008, 06:51 PM
Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad Trip
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Panties

talkwrite
07-29-2008, 07:25 PM
Preacher Says : Look There is Another Sinner!

Renfaery
07-31-2008, 06:54 AM
The Slaughterhouse Picture Book

"How to Blow"; A young ladies' instructional

alleycat
07-31-2008, 06:56 AM
Rudolph, the Brown Nose Reindeer.

Mod35tBabe
07-31-2008, 08:00 AM
Haha i'm liking this exercise:

Cheer Up Emo Kid: Remember, It's Down the Street, Not Across The Road.

Why You Have Two Mommies and How This Makes the Other Kids Hate You

Why Daddy's a Transsexual and How It's All Your Fault

It's Not Because You're Special You Have No Friends, It's Because You Smell Bad

Matera the Mad
07-31-2008, 09:24 AM
Mommy Sucks, Daddy Blows

The Little Golden Book of Bondage

Look What I Found in the Dumpster

Nymtoc
08-01-2008, 10:16 PM
A Is for Arsenic

:cool:

BrookieCookie777
08-02-2008, 03:26 AM
How to Stop Picking Your Nose - For Dummies
Don't Be So Down, Ugly Clown!
Where' My Cleaver?
The Magic of Diarehha

Matera the Mad
08-02-2008, 07:33 AM
My Baby Sitter Has Big Boobies

BrookieCookie777
08-02-2008, 10:34 PM
The Adventures of Hubert the Hangnail

Matera the Mad
08-03-2008, 07:28 AM
Toe Jams and Smegma

(by Doctor Cess)

C.bronco
08-03-2008, 07:32 AM
How to Make Head Cheese, and Other Fun After-School Activities

Robert Farley
08-04-2008, 04:33 PM
How Bugs Taste

Building With Boogers

-

soleary
08-04-2008, 10:59 PM
OMG, LMAO. I think I have found my very favorite thread of all time :)

If the Priest Says It's Okay, Do It and Don't Tell!

Run with Scissors, What are the Chances?

How to Play in the Traffic

Take Candy from Every Stranger

What to Do When Mommy Sleeps Around

BrookieCookie777
08-05-2008, 01:01 AM
Mosters are Real - Run!
Recipe Fun with Glitter Glue

soleary
08-05-2008, 01:02 AM
Fun with Shards of Broken Glass, Volume 2

Robert Farley
08-05-2008, 02:11 AM
Is This Poop?

Licking Your Pet

alleycat
08-05-2008, 02:14 AM
Let's Play Who's Chicken

alleycat
08-05-2008, 02:15 AM
Let's Feed the Bears!

Don
08-05-2008, 02:24 AM
The Little Golden Book of Limericks

Matera the Mad
08-05-2008, 05:21 AM
I Can Puke

My Little Booger

Adventures in a Toilet Bowl

C.bronco
08-05-2008, 05:29 AM
Gene Simmon's "Let's Make Money!"

"How to burp the alphabet and other ways to be cool at the bus stop" (non-fiction)

maxmordon
08-05-2008, 05:35 AM
Poo: Your natural playdough and other games with your body

soleary
08-08-2008, 03:22 AM
Let's Turn the Beehive into a Pinata!

Fun with Matches!

Graffiti Your Own Home!

How to Start a Gang, and Intimidate Your Neighbors!

Russian Roulette for Kids!

soleary
08-08-2008, 05:40 AM
Don't play doctor, play gynecologist!

Nymtoc
08-08-2008, 09:09 PM
The Golden Book of Waterboarding

:hat:

Pthom
08-08-2008, 09:54 PM
Little Green Mambo

Matera the Mad
08-10-2008, 03:43 AM
My Little Ratlesnake

Daddy Takes Me Looting

101 Ferrets

Robert Farley
08-10-2008, 06:24 AM
The newest entries in the I Can Do It Myself line:


The ABCs of Book Shelf Climbing

Fun With Washing Machines, Refrigerators, and Other Large Appliances

Flipping Boogers for Fun and Profit

Matera the Mad
08-10-2008, 06:53 AM
My First Book of Hacking

soleary
08-10-2008, 07:46 AM
Playing in Traffic: The Cliffs Notes Version!

Nymtoc
08-10-2008, 08:20 AM
Forgery for Fun and Profit
:e2writer:

soleary
08-10-2008, 08:49 PM
House Pet Cookbook

alleycat
08-11-2008, 02:45 AM
Where Do Horses Go When They Get Old, Mommy?

soleary
08-11-2008, 02:52 AM
The Little Princess, Your Cross dressing best friend

alleycat
08-11-2008, 02:54 AM
Your Future in the Meat Packing Industry.

Ageless Stranger
08-11-2008, 02:54 AM
The Carving Knife: Utensil of 101 Uses.

soleary
08-11-2008, 04:46 AM
Santa Claws

Seaclusion
08-11-2008, 05:03 AM
This one's from a movie. Reps to anyone who can name the movie (more reps if you can name some of the actors).

Ricky the Carniverous Pony


Richard

RLB
08-11-2008, 05:31 AM
Daddy's Chainsaw: Better than a Light Saber!

Nymtoc
08-11-2008, 08:11 AM
101 Jokes to Play on People With Crutches

:ROFL:

creamofmushroom
08-11-2008, 06:56 PM
Other uses for grandma's cane

soleary
08-11-2008, 09:28 PM
Why You Ride on the Short Bus

alleycat
08-11-2008, 09:30 PM
Little Jimmy and His Fifth Grade Teacher Go on a Date

Nymtoc
08-11-2008, 10:31 PM
Jimmy Jones, Junior Hitman

:guns:

soleary
08-11-2008, 10:55 PM
Fun with Darts

StephanieFox
08-12-2008, 03:39 AM
Crunch, Crunch The Best Bugs for Dinner

Matera the Mad
08-12-2008, 05:51 AM
Help With the Cooking When Mommy's Not Looking

Chock-full of classic recipes like:
Fly and Beetle Cookies
Puky Pudding
Shaving Cream Pie
TP Dumplings
Diaper Gravy

dgiharris
08-13-2008, 04:32 AM
When They Say No, They Really Mean YES!!!

Why 9-1-1 is So Much Fun

The Frog and the Magical Blender

talkwrite
08-13-2008, 07:08 PM
Keep jumping on the Bed, Untill you hurt your head!
When you scream in the store people give you candy

Donkey
08-13-2008, 07:47 PM
Uncle Mort's New Dress

goatmam
08-13-2008, 08:24 PM
The joy of putting poo in mommy's shoe

soleary
08-14-2008, 12:24 AM
Jack and Jill Died from their Injuries

creamofmushroom
08-14-2008, 12:58 AM
The Monster Under Your Bed

Matera the Mad
08-15-2008, 06:36 AM
My First Field Guide to Poop

The Playground Vandals adventure series

The Farty Boys -- another series

Mother F*cker -- Nursery Rhymes for Modern Children

soleary
08-15-2008, 03:35 PM
Fun Things to Stick Up Your Nose -- the Unabridged Version

Naked Recess

Mortal Combat 5 -- Just for Kids!

StephanieFox
08-18-2008, 04:35 AM
Young Adolph H. Grows Up


The History of Licking

soleary
08-18-2008, 04:53 AM
You Can't! The Reality Series

Matera the Mad
08-18-2008, 07:41 AM
Nightmares Are Real

dgiharris
08-19-2008, 04:10 AM
A 1001 Double Dog Dare Yous

Woodsie
08-19-2008, 06:01 AM
Walter, My Farting Grandpa

Nymtoc
08-20-2008, 02:33 PM
The Running-Away-From-Home Guide

:e2bear:

EriRae
08-20-2008, 03:02 PM
Hansel and Gretel Soup

EriRae
08-20-2008, 03:32 PM
Goldilocks and Papa Bear: the True Story

talkwrite
08-21-2008, 08:18 PM
You Need That Cell Phone!

Pagey's_Girl
08-21-2008, 11:32 PM
1001 Fun Things To Do In A Hotel Room by Keith Moon

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus' Weenie

Fun Stuff To Do With Superglue!

dgiharris
08-24-2008, 08:57 AM
"Oh God!!! Oh God!!!!" Why Mommy Prays in the Bedroom

soleary
08-25-2008, 03:02 PM
Let's Play Doctor Yes!

It's Only Wrong if You Get Caught!

100 Top Swear Words

Decorate the Tree with Mom's Under the Sink Things!

How to Smash Mom's Plates Like a Real Greek!

alleycat
08-25-2008, 03:45 PM
From Piglet to Bacon / The Truth Story of Meat

Daddy Gives His Big Girl a Bath!

101 Ways to Scare Mommy!

Woodsie
09-08-2008, 03:08 AM
Uncle Roddie's Farm: Ferdinand Get's Dehorned

talkwrite
09-09-2008, 11:37 PM
Just tell them: You'll be a Princess Forever!

Donkey
09-10-2008, 02:38 AM
Why Daddy's farts stink worse than Mommy's

Don
09-10-2008, 03:00 AM
The Big Picture Book of Roadkill

Woodsie
09-10-2008, 03:18 AM
Uncle Roddie's Farm: Ferdinand Becomes a Steer

Jlv81
09-10-2008, 04:29 AM
Cellulite: Why Daddy REALLY Left

Necro Phil's Making Your Own Holes is Fun!


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VossMan

Donkey
09-10-2008, 06:40 PM
Snotty snicket's a series of unfortunate colds

Pagey's_Girl
09-10-2008, 10:45 PM
1001 Fun Things To Do With Tomato Soup

Nymtoc
09-11-2008, 01:59 AM
Earn Money Posing for the Nice Man With the Camera

Pagey's_Girl
09-11-2008, 06:55 PM
Let's Go For A Ride In The Strange Man's Van!

JimmyB27
09-11-2008, 07:10 PM
Ganked from an email a friend sent me -
BiCurious George and the inappropriate touch
Pinocchio the lying bastard.

Donkey
09-13-2008, 12:12 AM
Poop and Playdough.....what's the difference?

soleary
09-13-2008, 03:29 AM
Pin the Tail on the Live Donkey!

(Present company excluded:))

Pagey's_Girl
09-24-2008, 12:25 AM
Pin The Tail On Daddy!

Ali B
09-24-2008, 12:52 AM
Why the President is Stupid and other Political Tails

The "Why" Series:

Why Mommy Cries

Why Daddy's in Jail

Why Big Sister Loves Weeds: Intro Guide to Bongs

Why Your Classmates Hate You

Why Your Fingers Smell

Woodsie
09-24-2008, 12:54 AM
The Fabulous Five: Get what you want without paying the price

Pagey's_Girl
09-24-2008, 05:10 PM
Temper Tantrums for Toddlers: How To Make Mommy Buy You Anything You Want.

Donkey
09-24-2008, 07:28 PM
Fred, the Farmer's Daughter

Cherry Bear
10-25-2008, 03:21 AM
Beauty and her Bestiality Obsession

dochas
10-25-2008, 06:09 AM
P is for Pyro: How to entertain your friends with just a magnifying glass, a leaf and gasoline.

Show and Tell: 101 Ways to Freak Out Your Teacher

C.bronco
10-25-2008, 06:30 AM
L is for Lice

Ms. Jem
11-01-2008, 08:02 PM
The Self-Esteem Builder for Snot-Nosed Brats.

Ms. Jem
11-05-2008, 08:14 PM
Absolute Fight: How to Take Care of Your Enemies on the Playground

Ms. Jem
11-10-2008, 07:14 PM
Conquering Cheater's Block: DUH! Open Your Eyes, Not Your Mind

Nymtoc
11-12-2008, 02:38 PM
How to Field Dress a Moose

:roll:

Ms. Jem
11-13-2008, 12:40 AM
Done with Dick and Jane: How to Fry Hamsters

polarqueen
11-13-2008, 12:41 AM
Raunchy Fun with Dick and Jane

Cybernaught
11-13-2008, 12:48 AM
Why Does Grandpa Touch Me There?

StephanieFox
11-13-2008, 12:49 AM
The Audacity of Hope: Just because Obama can, doesn't mean you every will.

polarqueen
11-13-2008, 01:45 AM
Harry Potter and the Pile of Weed.

browneyes106
11-23-2008, 02:52 AM
It's ok to make of handicapped kids

StephanieFox
11-24-2008, 08:10 AM
The Polar Express Train Wreck


Why Santa Claus Hates the Jews

SuicidePrinny
11-24-2008, 09:47 AM
The Filthy Thing Between Your Legs

Alice in Wonderland: Your Guide to Ecstasy and the Sex Thereafter

My First Abortion

Curious George and the Woman with a Penis

Everybody Poops, Because Everybody Sins

Ms. Jem
11-24-2008, 07:17 PM
Chip n Dale's: So Not Another Teen Movie

HeronW
11-24-2008, 11:40 PM
Treasure Litterbox