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goofydave
07-05-2008, 09:43 AM
Hey, I figured I'd start a "Goofy Dave Fun Thread" on here. :Shrug: If you don't like it just don't reply, close the thread or even delete it if you'd like. But every once in a while I will come into this thread and post one of the most ridiculous, bizarre and/or funny items that someone has posted on eBay. It's really neat to see how stupid and silly the things are that are listed on eBay! Someone once sold the Belly Button Lint of Britney Spears for over $75 or a Grilled Cheese Sandwich that resembled the Virgin Mary for $28,000! I guess these auctions have grown to where Jay Leno has a segment every Tuesday discussing these goofy auctions listed on eBay and it's to the point where these auctions have a cult following. A couple weeks ago I discovered the Cheeto that looks like URL DELETED on eBay and the URL DELETED.

If you look hard enough you will find dozens of these wacky but fun eBay auctions listed on eBay each and every day. I will do my best to entertain you with my findings from time to time in this thread or if you get bored you can venture to my site URL DELETED where I post 4 new bizarre eBay findings each day. :snoopy:

For my first find that I wanted to share with you it is:

URL DELETED

URL DELETED

PS...i want u to have fun with this stupid thread, if u hate it, so be it, ITS STUPID! haha. but if u wanna partake then please be my guest and enjoy yourself.

JennaGlatzer
07-05-2008, 09:47 AM
Hi Dave.

Are you a writer?

I surely don't want to jump to the conclusion that you're here just to pimp your site.

Surely not.

So tell us about your writing endeavors.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
07-05-2008, 09:38 PM
I dunno... tortilla-shaped American flag? Looks like an ol' Egyptian queen's head to me...

I'm kinda leanin' toward the pimpin', m'self, though. I could be wrong - heaven knows I've been wrong before - but with Jenna thinkin' so, too... I doubt it.

robeiae
07-05-2008, 09:44 PM
Pimpin' ain't easy, yo.



(I'm getting good at this hip-speak, aren't I)

willfulone
07-06-2008, 03:16 AM
I dunno... tortilla-shaped American flag? Looks like an ol' Egyptian queen's head to me...

I'm kinda leanin' toward the pimpin', m'self, though. I could be wrong - heaven knows I've been wrong before - but with Jenna thinkin' so, too... I doubt it.

I agree about the self promo. I checked his link on his photo and it brings me to his ebay selling site. Good way to get traffic there. Maybe he should have some auctions up before he posted it though......?

alleycat
07-06-2008, 03:26 AM
Pimpin' ain't easy, yo.



(I'm getting good at this hip-speak, aren't I)
Yes, you are. Perhaps it would be better as "Pimpin' ain't easy, bro" instead, however.

We just can't resist offering writing suggestions here. ;-)

wyntermoon
07-06-2008, 03:38 AM
I surely don't want to jump to the conclusion that you're here just to pimp your site.

Surely not.


Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Goofy Dave, I'm not sure how I lived this long without your Fun Threads but I'm willing to wager I can last a bit longer. Unless, of course, you're pimping Phentermine.

Yeshanu
07-06-2008, 03:44 AM
Let's see:

Here he is in Office Party trying to act like he's been here a long time and wants to have fun with us, but as of now, his post count is "1."

Sing along with me:

Spam, spam, spam, spam,
Spam, beautiful spam...

wyntermoon
07-06-2008, 03:47 AM
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings!

goatmam
07-06-2008, 03:57 AM
WARNING!!! We have been spammed. Not only does the tortilla chip look like an Egyptian queens head, but it looks a lot like a peanut too!

Silver King
07-06-2008, 04:05 AM
I'm getting tired of typing, URL DELETED.

We'll try something different for a change: THREAD CLOSED.

(Ever notice how spam is a lot like pornography? It's sometimes difficult to fully describe, but you know what it is when you see it...)