All these are good advice. As a SAHD, I was proud at being able to change a wet diaper in under five seconds (the Pampers type with the sticky tab to attach). A number two took longer, depending on the consistency of the product.
Focus on the job at hand. Talk to the baby. Let him know what you're doing. "Okay, son, it's diaper changing time. You need to lie still for a few seconds, okay?" Yeah, that worked every time. Not quite every time. But if you get the child's interest long enough and it's a number one, you can finish while the baby is still trying to figure out why you're making those strange faces.
One last thing to remember:
You'll only be called on to change diapers for three years or so per child. It's not going to last forever. Probably.
If you have more than one child, the relay effect comes into play; however, the good news in that scenario is that at some point, perhaps, the oldest child will become able to take on the chore. You can bribe him or her into doing it by promising that when you reach the age where diapers are again necessary, the one who took over the chore for the siblings won't have to take care of the parents. Be sure the child is old enough to deal with the psychological trauma that thought might bring up before using it.
Are you going to have a chapter about how they like to use half a roll of toilet paper to wipe once they're potty trained?
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