Where is Mac?

Rowdymama · Jul 2, 2008

I have clicked on every conceivable link, here and on her website, but my mail comes back.

Is she available, or what?

awatkins · Jul 2, 2008

Hang on, Rowdymama, I'm checking for you.

MacAllister · Jul 2, 2008

I'm right here - you can PM me, too. Huh - you tried macallisterstone AT yahoo DOT com?

tiny · Jul 2, 2008

Suddenly, I have this image of Mac..... red and white striped hat, big round glasses.....

Inky · Jul 5, 2008

Or she may be having a Big Mac Attack...which is QUITE entertaining...er...Mac? Whatchya' doin' wi' dat' wand o' yours?

*runs screaming*

TAKE COVER!

Rowdymama · Jul 5, 2008

LOL Inky!

BenPanced · Jul 8, 2008

Here's Mac!

Deleted member 42 · Jul 8, 2008

Dude, MacCannister may be jack-booted, but she's got more RAM than that . . .

ColoradoGuy · Jul 8, 2008

Medievalist said:
Dude, MacCannister may be jack-booted, but she's got more RAM than that . . .

Not to mention a faster processor. I think she was still a young slip of a thing when the SE came out.

Deleted member 42 · Aug 2, 2008

ColoradoGuy said:
Not to mention a faster processor. I think she was still a young slip of a thing when the SE came out.

Absolutely. MacCannister is at least an SE 30.

Carmy · Jan 19, 2009

That can't be Mac--the desk is too clean and clear for it to be a writer's.

petec · Jan 19, 2009

She needs rest after the blackout

alleycat · Jan 19, 2009

Don't worry. The new server is almost up and running.

Carmy · Jan 19, 2009

Oh, Lordy, that looks somewhat like the first AES computer I ever used.

dclary · Jan 19, 2009

alleycat said:
Don't worry. The new server is almost up and running.

My favorite part of that is the big-ass steering wheel.

alleycat · Jan 19, 2009

Here Mac is updating the database. Some of you just don't know what it takes to run the AW website.

dpaterso · Jan 19, 2009

dclary said:
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My favorite part of that is the big-ass steering wheel.

Ahem, the computing storage core gyroscope balance modulator, if you don't mind. In the old days, the big mainframes tended to slowly lean towards magnetic north. This had to be compensated for three times a year. As technumogical advances were made and total core memory reached a staggering 32 bits, the modulator became redundant, but was still included in new builds because it impressed the heck out of customers.

-Derek

Greenwolf103 · Jan 19, 2009

dpaterso said:
Ahem, the computing storage core gyroscope balance modulator, if you don't mind. In the old days, the big mainframes tended to slowly lean towards magnetic north. This had to be compensated for three times a year. As technumogical advances were made and total core memory reached a staggering 32 bits, the modulator became redundant, but was still included in new builds because it impressed the heck out of customers.

-Derek

YOU just gave me a headache. Why can't it JUST be called a steering wheel? WHY??!! *runs away crying*

alleycat · Jan 19, 2009

They were just ahead of their time.

Beach Bunny · Jan 20, 2009

dpaterso said:
Ahem, the computing storage core gyroscope balance modulator, if you don't mind. In the old days, the big mainframes tended to slowly lean towards magnetic north. This had to be compensated for three times a year. As technumogical advances were made and total core memory reached a staggering 32 bits, the modulator became redundant, but was still included in new builds because it impressed the heck out of customers.

-Derek

HOW old ARE you? Even I didn't know that. And I were an engineer.

MacAllister · Jan 25, 2009

Heh. I'm around. Still wading through the 400+ PMs in my box.

I'm actively avoiding my email, at this point, lest I get trapped, and no one ever sees me again.

Deleted member 42 · Jan 25, 2009

Beach Bunny said:
HOW old ARE you? Even I didn't know that. And I were an engineer.

Ask dpaterson about byte sex. Go on, I dare you !

dpaterso · Jan 26, 2009

Medievalist said:
Ask dpaterson about byte sex. Go on, I dare you !

Sure, go ahead, ask me about any kind of sex. You get to my age, all you can do is talk about it.

-Derek

JJ Cooper · Jan 26, 2009

dpaterso said:
Sure, go ahead, ask me about any kind of sex. You get to my age, all you can do is talk about it.

-Derek

Is it true that ... no wait ... you oldies have great imaginations.

Anyway, where's Mac? I sent her like 400 PMs complaining about the mods and such.

JJ

scarletpeaches · Jan 26, 2009

MacAllister said:
Heh. I'm around. Still wading through the 400+ PMs in my box.

I'm actively avoiding my email, at this point, lest I get trapped, and no one ever sees me again.

That one I sent...about the donkey and the bucket of custard...just ignore it. I'd hit the Smirnoff that night and was feeling lonely.

Just don't tell anyone.

Where is Mac?

Dogzilla

Not harboring illegal parrot

'Twas but a dream of thee

riding the sun

Eat, Sleep, Write...

Dogzilla

THE BLUEBERRY QUEEN OF HADES (he/him)

Deleted member 42

I've seen worse.

Deleted member 42

Lurking

Still around

Unabashed Mercenary

Still around

Also in our Discord and IRC chat channels

I'm a grrrl dog, yo

Still around

The Provocative One

'Twas but a dream of thee

Deleted member 42

Also in our Discord and IRC chat channels

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