View Full Version : Horoscope for Today

07-02-2008, 09:56 AM
Aries - Your fear of rejection will cause you to be rejected. Expect rejection.

Taurus - You suck. Expect rejection.

Gemini - You have high hopes of not being rejected, but you will be.

Cancer - Don't listen to the people who tell you you will be rejected. It's not that they are
wrong but you shouldn't listen to them. Expect rejection.

Leo - Your alignment with Mars has nothing to do with your rejections.

Virgo - The people who reject you won't bother telling you you've been rejected. But you still were.

Libra - Your alignment with Saturn will cause you to be rejected. This alignment will last 94 more years
or until you give up. Expect rejection.

Scorpio - Your spam filter will catch several emails from publishers and agents. But don't worry, they were

Sagittarius - Hard work today will result in rejection tomorrow and every day thereafter until you die.

Capricorn - Expect a rejection from a book you didn't even write. Expect to hear nothing about the stuff you did

Aquarius - Your downward spiral into alcoholism is almost complete. Expect rejection not only from the publishing
industry but from family and friends.

Pisces - Expect a transplanted organ in your body to get rejected.

07-02-2008, 08:53 PM
I don't get it. What's the point of this? I guess maybe it's a joke, but I don't find it funny.