Here's something to never do:

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Drop a bunch of birdseeds on your laptop keyboard.

You all are just gonna have to trust me on this one.
 

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I think I will take your word for it.


:D
 

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Thx much for letting us know, Jo. Hope it didn't do anything totally bad. What DID it do?
 

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Thx much for letting us know, Jo. Hope it didn't do anything totally bad. What DID it do?

Oh, nothing much. Except that a seed managed to get stuck right in the center of every single key-mechanism, forcing me to pry off each key in turn to remove the secret seed! It was like an easter egg hunt. But not! :D
 

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On the other hand, I have confirmed 100% my husband's estimation that the birdfeeder is, in fact, in the "wrong place."
 

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Sounds exciting! You should just found some really hungry birds. . .Of course they might have left something worse than seed on your keyboard.
 

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Thanks for the tip, Jo.

I was planning on doing that after work this evening, but after reading this thread I have changed my mind.
 

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Don't know what a corn dog is, but I know about corn dollies.

My never do is: If you have a beard, do not eat greasy barbecue burgers then light a cigarette.
 

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Do not let your parrot sit above a television you have borrowed from your mother.

What happens when a parrot sh**s down that vented bit is that the whole electronic caboodle shorts out.