View Full Version : Here's something to never do:

06-30-2008, 04:29 AM
Drop a bunch of birdseeds on your laptop keyboard.

You all are just gonna have to trust me on this one.

06-30-2008, 04:31 AM
I think I will take your word for it.


06-30-2008, 04:34 AM
Ok, I'll try it on someone else's keyboard.

06-30-2008, 04:38 AM
Thx much for letting us know, Jo. Hope it didn't do anything totally bad. What DID it do?

06-30-2008, 04:41 AM
Thx much for letting us know, Jo. Hope it didn't do anything totally bad. What DID it do?

Oh, nothing much. Except that a seed managed to get stuck right in the center of every single key-mechanism, forcing me to pry off each key in turn to remove the secret seed! It was like an easter egg hunt. But not! :D

06-30-2008, 04:42 AM
On the other hand, I have confirmed 100% my husband's estimation that the birdfeeder is, in fact, in the "wrong place."

06-30-2008, 04:42 AM
Sounds exciting! You should just found some really hungry birds. . .Of course they might have left something worse than seed on your keyboard.

06-30-2008, 04:43 AM
I believe you!

06-30-2008, 09:32 AM
also, never buy an extra-large diet coke before going into a movie and drink it all. trust me. :D

06-30-2008, 01:21 PM
Thanks for the tip, Jo.

I was planning on doing that after work this evening, but after reading this thread I have changed my mind.

Round John Virgin
06-30-2008, 02:48 PM
And never drive a car with air bags while eating a corn dog.

06-30-2008, 03:18 PM
Don't know what a corn dog is, but I know about corn dollies.

My never do is: If you have a beard, do not eat greasy barbecue burgers then light a cigarette.

06-30-2008, 03:32 PM
Do not let your parrot sit above a television you have borrowed from your mother.

What happens when a parrot sh**s down that vented bit is that the whole electronic caboodle shorts out.