It has come to my attention...

IdiotsRUs said:

That people are taking my posts at face value.

Stop it.

As a proponent of the theory that 'obvious = boring', a devotee of the school of 'there is humour in (almost) everything' and as a human genetically incapable of being serious for more than ooohhh say two minutes at a time, you should be informed that a minimum of 90% of my posts have a sideways bent to them.

Posting 'just the facts Ma'am' would make me go crossed eyed. So I don't.

If you find yourself taking my posts at strict face value, stop, slap yourself briskly around the face and chest with a birch twig and read my sig ten times.


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SpookyWriter said:

I never take your posts at face value. But can I still get a whooping? I need some hurting loven'

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alleycat said:

So . . . should we take this post at face value? Or take it as a joke and, in that case, assume you mean just the reverse? But if that's the case . . .

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storygirl said:

Spooky, I'll hit you. Hell, you want people to hit you, we can form a line. You could charge a dollar a hit. It'll be like a kissing booth but with hitting. Finally, paying customers will actually get their money's worth.

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SpookyWriter said:

Can I lay on my tummy while people hit me back. I need loven and a group massage.

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SpookyWriter said:

Can I lay on my tummy while people hit me back. I need loven and a group massage.

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alleycat said:

Sure. I'll even walk on your back.

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storygirl said:

"Group massage?" Mm-hmm.




You're not to be trusted. I fall for that once, shame on you, twice, shame on me. . .Do you remember who we shamed the third and fourth time?

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SpookyWriter said:

Dawno?

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rhymegirl said:

Oh, I like those shoes! They'd go very nicely with my new little red dress.

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