Just for fun

If you could relive any part of the past from media reporting, no matter how silly or trivial, true or false, what would it be?

For me, it would be me and Jean Reno playing Marianne Faithful and Mick Jagger and the famous Mars bar incident... a king size one of course, as that's what they made them for, isn't it? hehehe


Elodie

Well Elodie old girl, the rest of AW are playing queen Victoria for your little posting and saying, 'We are not amused!'

That's perfectly fine, I prefer my own company anyway, recluses always do. So seeing as I've got to play with myself, I am now going to be Marie Antoinette. 'Let them eat cake!'

For you Elodie, because it's one of your all time favourite songs... Georgie Fame's 'Sitting in the park.'

Sitting in the park waiting for you

Yes I'm sitting right here
Waiting for you my dear
Wondering if you're even gonna show
I don't know you're gonna show
And my darling gotta know
Nevertheless I said you got me waiting

Sitting in the park waiting for you

Sitting here on the bench
With my back against the fence
Wondering if I've got any sense at all
Something tells me I'm a fool
Let you treat me so cruel
Nevertheless I said you got me waiting

Sitting in the park waiting for you

Woah x9
Woah x7
Why I said little girl, I wanna know

Sitting in the park waiting for you

Yes I'm sitting on the bench
With my back against the fence
Wondering if I've got any sense at all
Something tells me I'm a fool
Let you treat me so cruel
Nevertheless you got me waiting here I'm

Sitting in the park waiting for you

Wondering if you're gonna show
And my darling gotta know
Nevertheless you got me waiting here I'm

Sitting in the park waiting for you

Sitting here on the bench
Wondering if I got a sense
Nevertheless you got me waiting here I'm

Sitting in the park waiting for you

Here you go sweetie, a cup of tea and a cake to keep you company. Oh, and some music for you

Right, no more time to party, old girl, get your arse out of here and do some writing. Now!!!

Hmm, does this mean I have to pass the tea and cake around now? To my party everyone!

Bill wasn't quite ahead of the situation at the time, was he

Inky said:

When Clinton swore he didn't know that girl, had never met that girl, didn't remember ever seeing that girl....

Of course, he didn't see her...she was under that bloody desk!

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