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I saw Miracle of Life in high school. It showed the lady giving birth, and I thought, how gross, but it looked pretty cut and dried.
So, I've read a few threads on AW about babies, and have talked to a male coworker about the birthing process, what he experienced with his first wife.
Both his ex, and a friend of my wife's, um, defacated during birth, what with all that pushing. In fact, my friend's wife was trying to hold it in! But the nurse just told her to let it out. And my coworker's ex let it out, and the nurse just scooped it up and tossed it in the trash. Do I really want to see my own wife do that??? Why didn't they mention that in Miracle of Life?
Let's see, I don't recall MOL showing the doctor pushing his hand up there to retrieve the placenta.
I don't recall MOL showing the baby being born blue, and the doctor saying "It'll be pink in a moment."
What else did they leave out that I have to look forward to witnessing in nine months?
So, I've read a few threads on AW about babies, and have talked to a male coworker about the birthing process, what he experienced with his first wife.
Both his ex, and a friend of my wife's, um, defacated during birth, what with all that pushing. In fact, my friend's wife was trying to hold it in! But the nurse just told her to let it out. And my coworker's ex let it out, and the nurse just scooped it up and tossed it in the trash. Do I really want to see my own wife do that??? Why didn't they mention that in Miracle of Life?
Let's see, I don't recall MOL showing the doctor pushing his hand up there to retrieve the placenta.
I don't recall MOL showing the baby being born blue, and the doctor saying "It'll be pink in a moment."
What else did they leave out that I have to look forward to witnessing in nine months?