Frog in throat

mscelina

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Going shopping with Soccer Mom and Bubastes for fu
Make the salt water very warm--almost hot.

Then (Celina's magic recipe)run to a bar and get 1--HEAR ME? JUST ONE!--shot of goldschlager. Sip it--HEAR ME? SIP IT!--slowly. Do this about an hour before you have to sleep. Follow up before the speech with Chloroseptic spray (works better--trust me)

Celina, who had to perform Evita with laryngitis.
 

Keyboard Hound

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Thanks all.

Wouldn't ya know it? No lemon in the house. And we're a dry county so drinks are out.

I tried taking a Guafinex I found in a pill bottle from 2001. Reckon that'll help?
 

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Thanks all.

Made it through it, but didn't know if I would or not. Almost lost my voice at the end.
 

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If I were to tell you, then that would be cheating
Thanks all.

Wouldn't ya know it? No lemon in the house. And we're a dry county so drinks are out.

I tried taking a Guafinex I found in a pill bottle from 2001. Reckon that'll help?
No. :rolleyes: The potency's shot.
It has nothing to do with the throat anyway, unless you're congested and it's somehow draining down your throat.