Anderson Cooper Goes to Hell *

Oooo, snap! The Rev outs Coop! That's not a nice Rev.

I get the reference. Where's my cookie?

I saw that the other night and laughed out loud. I think Rev Al meant the generic "you," but still. AC handled it quite well.

School's out for Anderson?


Well, maybe that's not what Rev. Al meant.

Let's face it, If there is a God, and even half of what the accumulation of what folks believe is right, Rev. Al is going to find himself a bit farther down on the guest list than he might profess.

If Hell actually exists, I'm sure that's where I'll end up and it's nice to know Anderson will be there with me.

I'm thinking the belief that Anderson Cooper could end up in hell is rather reassuring, actually.

I've never had any use for Sharpton, but after reading that statement I've gotta say I'm right there behind him. That is a great definition of 'tolerance,' and witty besides. I'm gonna remember that one. (I know people who'll stroke out if they hear me quoting Al Sharpton )

It's all the tight t-shirts coop wears.

The title led me to believe Anderson would be doing a live CNN report from Hell. A few years ago he was at/near the Southeast coast in a hurricane hitting land, just barely able to stand up in the wind, interviewing a meteorologist who had a handheld windspeed measuring device saying the wind was blowing at 75mph.

I can see him reporting from Hell with another meteorologist (they should be in plentiful supply down there, you know how often those weather forcasters lie) holding an oven thermometer and reporting the temperature.

The good reverend probably shouldn't be speculating about someone else.

Al Sharpton should worry about himself going to Hell first. Whenever someone tells another "you're going to Hell" I cringe. How sentimental. Aw, should we send a "Wish You Were Here" postcard once we're there?

Not to mention to "out" Cooper in such a sneaky way is uncouth. Al Sharpton, God is watching you.

I really like Anderson Cooper. He puts himself so into his work that I've seen it harm him physically. I'll never forget his coverage of New Orleans. He's awesome. I wish people would allow people to be people.

Andrew said:

The good reverend probably shouldn't be speculating about someone else.

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We just had a long thread devoted mainly to this very issue: A lot of Christians do a lot of speculating about the hellish future of the "unsaved", as defined by their particular interpretation of Christianity. Columnist Cal Thomas, perhaps the most smarmy of the Christian Right op-ed types, has said that Barack Obama has no right to call himself a Christian. James Dobson just a couple of days ago accused Obama of having a "fruitcake" view of Christian theology. On and on, the venom of Christian love. It has always amazed me how quick the most vociferous "Christians" are to pay attention to the actions and expressions of others, while doing little about their own.

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I wonder where I could put in to be his roomate. Hell would be heaven with that little dreamboat!

The title led me to believe Anderson would be doing a live CNN report from Hell.

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"Dateline: The River Acheron. Tonight, it's a lonely place. A place where you'll meet the souls of people who did nothing in life for good or evil, and oh, my...do these folks ever look uncomfortable. Sanjay, can you tell us more?

"Anderson, these people are being continually stung by wasps and hornets, all the while having their blood sucked by maggots to be punished for taking no side in the Rebellion of Angels. It's a tough one, but not as tough as the guys in the lower circles whose flesh is being ripped by demons! Well, back to you!"

His parents or his mom is someone famous and I can't remember who, does anyone know, coopers that is?

Don Allen said:

His parents or his mom is someone famous and I can't remember who, does anyone know, coopers that is?

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He's Gloria Vanderbilt's son.

Well, if Anderson Cooper's going to Hell, I must be in good company. I'm already going for being a pagan and a lesbian. Go me!

WendyNYC said:

He's Gloria Vanderbilt's son.

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And his brother committed suicide... STORY

Might I add that he is a fabulous writer... read the story... he's good.

Anderson is a nordic name; Swedish or Danish. Anyway, they're neutral . Hell isn't interested in neutral: too boring.

Next.

"Wright? Step up, please."

InfinityGoddess said:

Well, if Anderson Cooper's going to Hell, I must be in good company. I'm already going for being a pagan and a lesbian. Go me!

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You know, it's not really a party until the pagans and lesbians arrive.

I totally heart Anderson Cooper.

Hey, if heaven is filled with puffed-up blowhards like Sharpton, Dobson, Hagee, etc., hell might be the place to be, anyway.

Bill and Ted Go to Hell.




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