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KTC
06-24-2008, 04:32 AM
For me, the answer is none. How about you?

dolores haze
06-24-2008, 04:38 AM
I once put haggis in a cage and taunted him (by staying fully dressed, not sharing my beer and reading the boring bits from my romance novels). Does that count?

KTC
06-24-2008, 04:39 AM
*walks in wearing large sunglasses, a big hat and a heavy ankle bracelet on her right ankle

Is there any way I can make this post anonymously?


Sure. I'll just close my eyes while you type. When you're done, walk away and I will read it. I'll have no idea who wrote it.

Strange thing, a memory is...

KTC
06-24-2008, 04:39 AM
I once put haggis in a cage and taunted him (by staying fully dressed, not sharing my beer and reading the boring bits from my romance novels). Does that count?

Only if you were in a neighboring cage. Otherwise, I'll have to disqualify you on a technicality.

dolores haze
06-24-2008, 04:41 AM
Gosh darn it - I'm disqualified. It's hagiss' fault!

EriRae
06-24-2008, 04:53 AM
Well, since I'm in prison, and met all of you via the internet, that would mean all of you.

DL Hegel
06-24-2008, 04:54 AM
I once put haggis in a cage and taunted him (by staying fully dressed, not sharing my beer and reading the boring bits from my romance novels). Does that count?
I think you should write horror--we always have room for one more...

EriRae
06-24-2008, 04:54 AM
Whaddya mean metaphorical prisons don't count?

KTC
06-24-2008, 04:57 AM
Whaddya mean metaphorical prisons don't count?

Prisons of the mind are so last week. It has to be metal bars with a lead cup... you have to sing Nobody Knows when the lights go out.

ChaosTitan
06-24-2008, 05:03 AM
I've been in prison a couple of times....

...visiting someone else. Not an AWer.

So I guess that means no one. :(

Siddow
06-24-2008, 05:18 AM
Prisons of the mind are so last week. It has to be metal bars with a lead cup... you have to sing Nobody Knows when the lights go out.

Do metal poles count?

benbradley
06-24-2008, 05:20 AM
Was there an AW'er in the Dekalb County, Georgia drunk tank between 1AM and 4AM on a weekend in March of 1986? If so, we may have seen each other there.

I once put haggis in a cage and taunted him (by staying fully dressed, not sharing my beer and reading the boring bits from my romance novels). Does that count?
You've edited those bits out since then, haven't you?

Joycecwilliams
06-24-2008, 05:36 AM
For me, the answer is none. How about you?

KTC... don't lie.. you and I shared a cell for cow tipping... remember???

dolores haze
06-24-2008, 05:53 AM
Was there an AW'er in the Dekalb County, Georgia drunk tank between 1AM and 4AM on a weekend in March of 1986? If so, we may have seen each other there.

You've edited those bits out since then, haven't you?

Nope. The kissy bits and I love yous are still in there. Well, I wasn't going to read haggis the sex scenes. That wouldn't have been a punishment!

Jersey Chick
06-24-2008, 05:56 AM
:roll:

I had to read this thread title twice to make sure I read it right.

I don't think I've met any AWers in prison...

Nope. I haven't.

maestrowork
06-24-2008, 06:04 AM
Kevin "chin chin" C. has real purdy mouth. That's all I have to say.

Williebee
06-24-2008, 06:22 AM
I once wrote a "gunshot scene" just to watch a man write a "falling down and struggling mightily for an extended period of time before crawling over the ottoman then falling to the other side and struggling back to a sitting position and then sliding down to the floor before finally expiring from the impact of a bullet scene."

He was a long winded, non-punctuating bastard. I'm glad he's dead.

KTC
06-24-2008, 07:11 AM
Kevin "chin chin" C. has real purdy mouth. That's all I have to say.

So much for kissing and not telling.

KTC
06-24-2008, 07:13 AM
KTC... don't lie.. you and I shared a cell for cow tipping... remember???


How could I forget. It took me an hour to teach you to keep your Goddamned change in your pocket and just shove them over!

Joycecwilliams
06-24-2008, 07:17 AM
How could I forget. It took me an hour to teach you to keep your Goddamned change in your pocket and just shove them over!

LOL... that's good..Classic Kevin..

Joe270
06-24-2008, 07:47 AM
I could have, I dunno. It's all sorta foggy. I was drunk at the time.

I was arrested and tossed in the slammer in Veracruz, Mexico for trespassing on the Municipal Palace.

It's a long story. It was raining at the time.

However, they were filming 'Romancing the Stone' there right then, so I could have been locked up with some who worked that film. There were lots of Americans in there, and all of us were quite drunk.

Two years later I was actually invited to the Municipal Palace for a party. I shared a toast on the balcony where I was arrested with the cops and a few of the Marines who backed them up. (Yep, they called in the Marines on me.)

So I might have met someone from here in the pokey.

Pat~
06-24-2008, 08:11 AM
None. (Yet.)

She_wulf
06-24-2008, 08:43 AM
With those sunglasses, Maestrowork looks like the guy that ordered a cavity search...

I don't suppose any of you(s) are a big black lady named Sunny who offered to share her bunk with me?


:)

DamaNegra
06-24-2008, 09:16 AM
Do metal poles count?
Only if you're a pole dancer, I guess.

benbradley
06-24-2008, 09:33 AM
...
I don't suppose any of you(s) are a big black lady named Sunny who offered to share her bunk with me?


:)
Are you sure that wasn't God?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080623/ap_on_fe_st/god_arrest

EriRae
06-24-2008, 10:06 AM
Prisons of the mind are so last week. It has to be metal bars with a lead cup... you have to sing Nobody Knows when the lights go out.

How about "I Want to Break Free?"

<--- only knows Queen songs

EriRae
06-24-2008, 01:20 PM
I'm still waiting for one of you to come visit me. Sheesh. Cell block 240 A.

And the cup's not lead. It's styrofoam. They'd rather have us kill the environment than fashion some kind of weapon out of a lead cup.

HeronW
06-24-2008, 01:48 PM
I keep trying to make a shiv out of a soggy toothpick...

Tink
06-24-2008, 04:58 PM
I thought that the AW was prison! I can't seem to leave and If I do escape alittle I find myself right back in here again...:D

SpookyWriter
06-24-2008, 05:19 PM
I thought that the AW was prison! I can't seem to leave and If I do escape alittle I find myself right back in here again...:DDo the crime, do the time. Of course, bad prose isn't a crime. Just saying. Not that you have bad prose. :welcome:

Tink
06-24-2008, 05:37 PM
Do the crime, do the time. Of course, bad prose isn't a crime. Just saying. Not that you have bad prose. :welcome:
But plots that play out are felonies 'round here...not that my plots play out or anything...:D

Silver King
06-25-2008, 04:21 AM
I was very surprised earlier to learn that God (http://www.baynews9.com/content/89/2008/6/23/359368.html) had been arrested, near a church, no less.

TrainofThought
06-25-2008, 04:30 AM
I've met a few, but I quit picking up the bar of soap.

Komnena
06-25-2008, 05:32 AM
I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy.

Silver King
06-25-2008, 05:58 AM
I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy.
All around in my home town
They're trying to track me down
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the killing of a deputy
For the life of a deputy

But I say...

Komnena
06-25-2008, 07:18 AM
They seek me here, they seek me there.

chevbrock
06-25-2008, 07:59 AM
None in prison, but I met a few in query hell.

Kalyke
06-25-2008, 08:12 AM
I'm an ex-con. It was loads of fun. Howdee do.