Awers You've Met In Prison
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I once put haggis in a cage and taunted him (by staying fully dressed, not sharing my beer and reading the boring bits from my romance novels). Does that count?
Sure. I'll just close my eyes while you type. When you're done, walk away and I will read it. I'll have no idea who wrote it.
Strange thing, a memory is...
Only if you were in a neighboring cage. Otherwise, I'll have to disqualify you on a technicality.
Prisons of the mind are so last week. It has to be metal bars with a lead cup... you have to sing Nobody Knows when the lights go out.
I've been in prison a couple of times....
...visiting someone else. Not an AWer.
So I guess that means no one.
...visiting someone else. Not an AWer.
So I guess that means no one.
Was there an AW'er in the Dekalb County, Georgia drunk tank between 1AM and 4AM on a weekend in March of 1986? If so, we may have seen each other there.
You've edited those bits out since then, haven't you?
Nope. The kissy bits and I love yous are still in there. Well, I wasn't going to read haggis the sex scenes. That wouldn't have been a punishment!
I had to read this thread title twice to make sure I read it right.
I don't think I've met any AWers in prison...
Nope. I haven't.
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How could I forget. It took me an hour to teach you to keep your Goddamned change in your pocket and just shove them over!
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I could have, I dunno. It's all sorta foggy. I was drunk at the time.
I was arrested and tossed in the slammer in Veracruz, Mexico for trespassing on the Municipal Palace.
It's a long story. It was raining at the time.
However, they were filming 'Romancing the Stone' there right then, so I could have been locked up with some who worked that film. There were lots of Americans in there, and all of us were quite drunk.
Two years later I was actually invited to the Municipal Palace for a party. I shared a toast on the balcony where I was arrested with the cops and a few of the Marines who backed them up. (Yep, they called in the Marines on me.)
So I might have met someone from here in the pokey.
I was arrested and tossed in the slammer in Veracruz, Mexico for trespassing on the Municipal Palace.
It's a long story. It was raining at the time.
However, they were filming 'Romancing the Stone' there right then, so I could have been locked up with some who worked that film. There were lots of Americans in there, and all of us were quite drunk.
Two years later I was actually invited to the Municipal Palace for a party. I shared a toast on the balcony where I was arrested with the cops and a few of the Marines who backed them up. (Yep, they called in the Marines on me.)
So I might have met someone from here in the pokey.
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With those sunglasses, Maestrowork looks like the guy that ordered a cavity search...
I don't suppose any of you(s) are a big black lady named Sunny who offered to share her bunk with me?
I don't suppose any of you(s) are a big black lady named Sunny who offered to share her bunk with me?
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Are you sure that wasn't God?...
I don't suppose any of you(s) are a big black lady named Sunny who offered to share her bunk with me?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080623/ap_on_fe_st/god_arrest