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maestrowork
06-20-2008, 10:54 PM
This will either be the shortest or most-quickly locked thread.

William Haskins
06-20-2008, 10:54 PM
susie

Stew21
06-20-2008, 10:55 PM
SUSIE!!!


oh wait...wrong thread.
;)


eta: I see William beat me to it.


Lock thread.

mscelina
06-20-2008, 10:56 PM
Hmmm...I'll have to think about this one...

Cranky
06-20-2008, 10:56 PM
Uh...me? I mean, c'mon, check the username!

*buffs nails on shirt*

auntybug
06-20-2008, 11:00 PM
Hello.... me.me. & me. (she says with pride)

Stew21
06-20-2008, 11:04 PM
No no no. You're the biggest cray-stalker on AW, Buggy.

Ken
06-20-2008, 11:05 PM
Haggis is a nice chap,
but that flesh eating Chihuahua, of his, is another story...yikes :-O

mscelina
06-20-2008, 11:06 PM
I'm still thinking. It's like I have an AW Celebrity Deathmatch going on in my head...

DL Hegel
06-20-2008, 11:07 PM
I blame Haggis---what was the question again?:Wha:

auntybug
06-20-2008, 11:07 PM
No no no. You're the biggest cray-stalker on AW, Buggy.
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb169/auntybug/beavisbutthead01.gif
Is there a prize for that?

Siddow
06-20-2008, 11:10 PM
How about a thread for the biggest douchebag? I vote Ray.

(does that get me at least a point for meanness?)

lostgirl
06-20-2008, 11:10 PM
lackWit's got my vote.. and better yet he's not here to defend himself. WAHOO!

ETA: With Siddow being a close second. :wag:

Susie
06-20-2008, 11:10 PM
Yep, I'd have to agree with William and Trish, me.
:)

III
06-20-2008, 11:21 PM
sassandgroove. she wears sandpaper underpants. heavy grain. mean, mean woman, that one.

Haggis
06-20-2008, 11:22 PM
Bristol eats little children for breakfast.

Inky
06-20-2008, 11:23 PM
AB(auntybug)--stalker w/o shame--my kinda gal :e2brows:

Ken
06-20-2008, 11:23 PM
Yep, I'd have to agree with William and Trish, me.
:)

excellent statement,
being that it's Silly Friday ;-)

Inky
06-20-2008, 11:25 PM
Wait. No. I re-cast my vote.

MAC!!

Oh, doubt me. Pfff. Every time I crawl up to the Ivory White Tower, put in my request, that wench makes me jump from the window...into a moet....filled with...filled with...ROLLING THUNDER SLUDGE!!!!

MAC!

auntybug
06-20-2008, 11:27 PM
Aww Inky... it was nice knowing you ;)

LIVIN
06-20-2008, 11:28 PM
All the Mods!

(runs and ducks for cover)

Inky
06-20-2008, 11:29 PM
Yeah...she'll probably make me mop up the moet now...lick it clean...uber ick...and let's not even go into what she's capable of doing with the bloody wand of hers....

Can you say Tinky Winky?

I knew you could!

HeronW
06-20-2008, 11:32 PM
Rolling Thunger sludge? sounds like Guinness dregs gone wonky.

ACEnders
06-20-2008, 11:37 PM
All the Mods!

(runs and ducks for cover)

*quietly nods head and smiles in agreement*

*then runs to the mods to make sure she knows she's just joking*

benbradley
06-21-2008, 12:00 AM
This will either be the shortest or most-quickly locked thread.
That would be you, Ray, wouldn't it?

Or are you claiming it's just a COINCIDENCE you started this thread just after the Mass Teen Pregnancy thread?

mscelina
06-21-2008, 12:02 AM
That would be you, Ray, wouldn't it?

Or are you claiming it's just a COINCIDENCE you started this thread just after the Mass Teen Pregnancy thread?


:e2point:

Meerkat
06-21-2008, 12:39 AM
Cray hereby offers you all his protection.

Cranky
06-21-2008, 01:15 AM
Oh my gawd. Flying yellow boobahs AGAIN?!

EriRae
06-21-2008, 04:29 AM
Whoever is tampering with the avatars is the meanest AWer there is. IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY. UNLESS IT WAS SANCTIONED BY AN AW AUCTION, STOP IT.

Ooh...yellow boobah.... o 0 mesmerizing 0 o .

Birol
06-21-2008, 04:38 AM
Uh...me? I mean, c'mon, check the username!

*buffs nails on shirt*

Yes, but look at my title.


I'm still thinking. It's like I have an AW Celebrity Deathmatch going on in my head...

Don't forget me, Celina!


Bristol eats little children for breakfast.

See? Even other mods nominate me for this one. :D


All the Mods!

(runs and ducks for cover)

:roll:


*quietly nods head and smiles in agreement*

*then runs to the mods to make sure she knows she's just joking*

*makes a note*


Whoever is tampering with the avatars is the meanest AWer there is. IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY. UNLESS IT WAS SANCTIONED BY AN AW AUCTION, STOP IT.

Ooh...yellow boobah.... o 0 mesmerizing 0 o .

The mods usually blame Rolling Thunder. He claims that Shweta didn't tell him not to and then blames Dawno.

Stew21
06-21-2008, 04:46 AM
:makes list:

trish, still un-nominated.

Cranky
06-21-2008, 05:06 AM
:e2seesaw:

Scary one...badass one.

Wheeeee!

C.bronco
06-21-2008, 05:09 AM
Current or banninated?

C.bronco
06-21-2008, 05:10 AM
Okay, it's Squickie when he first wakes and enters the Cantina. He improves after a shot of java.

Cranky did qualify during the April First Sausage Escapade, which has been so skillfully chronicled by Wikipedia.

stormie
06-21-2008, 05:13 AM
Uh...me? I mean, c'mon, check the username!

*buffs nails on shirt*
No it's not you! NO IT'S NOT! It's ME! STORMIE! Who else can make people feel like it's stormy all the time:
http://bestsmileys.com/storms/6.gifhttp://bestsmileys.com/storms/2.gifhttp://bestsmileys.com/storms/4.gif
http://bestsmileys.com/storms/5.gif

auntybug
06-21-2008, 05:22 AM
Okay. Seriously. WTF? It's me.

*snifs armpits*

Come on people....

Cranky
06-21-2008, 05:24 AM
No it's not you! NO IT'S NOT! It's ME! STORMIE! Who else can make people feel like it's stormy all the time:
http://bestsmileys.com/storms/6.gifhttp://bestsmileys.com/storms/2.gifhttp://bestsmileys.com/storms/4.gif
http://bestsmileys.com/storms/5.gif




:roll:

There's gonna be a smackdown soon, isn't there? :ROFL:

stormie
06-21-2008, 05:37 AM
Yep. :D

Cranky
06-21-2008, 05:38 AM
Okay, it's Squickie when he first wakes and enters the Cantina. He improves after a shot of java.

Cranky did qualify during the April First Sausage Escapade, which has been so skillfully chronicled by Wikipedia.

Whaaaaat??

:roll:

dolores haze
06-21-2008, 05:38 AM
*dolores rolls into town. grabs a front row seat to watch the smackdown.*

stormie
06-21-2008, 05:45 AM
http://bestsmileys.com/storms/6.gif vs.http://absolutewrite.com/forums/customavatars/avatar17189_35.gif
Now, whom do you think would win? HA!

KTC
06-21-2008, 05:50 AM
you people piss me off. Well, all of you but the big yellow meerthing. Not just a mere cat anymore, is it! I just wanna hug it all ta hell and back. But the rest of you... ya just piss me off.


Kevin, decidedly mean.

Cranky
06-21-2008, 05:58 AM
you people piss me off. Well, all of you but the big yellow meerthing. Not just a mere cat anymore, is it! I just wanna hug it all ta hell and back. But the rest of you... ya just piss me off.


Kevin, decidedly mean.


SUCCESS!

KTC
06-21-2008, 06:00 AM
SUCCESS!

Huh?

Matera the Mad
06-21-2008, 06:00 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/matera/reddrgnrv.gif Mean? You want MEAN? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/matera/reddrgntr.gif

stormie
06-21-2008, 06:04 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/matera/reddrgnrv.gif Mean? You want MEAN? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v260/matera/reddrgntr.gif
That's nothing!
http://bestsmileys.com/storms/8.gif

KTC
06-21-2008, 06:06 AM
I could kill you all with my caustic wit without batting a single eyelash. I might just do it, too... just to see you fall.

Matera the Mad
06-21-2008, 06:09 AM
Oh, really... yawn

Cranky
06-21-2008, 06:09 AM
you people piss me off. Well, all of you but the big yellow meerthing. Not just a mere cat anymore, is it! I just wanna hug it all ta hell and back. But the rest of you... ya just piss me off.


Kevin, decidedly mean.



It was this part I was talking about. And trying to make a little joke, which, sadly, fell flat. :(

Ah well, I can't win 'em all, right?

stormie
06-21-2008, 06:11 AM
I could kill you all with my caustic wit without batting a single eyelash. Storms trump a caustic wit. You'd not have uttered a single word before the lightening and thunder and torrential rain and howling winds knocked you down.
There. Proves I'm the meanest. :wag:

KTC
06-21-2008, 06:12 AM
It was this part I was talking about. And trying to make a little joke, which, sadly, fell flat. :(

Ah well, I can't win 'em all, right?

But maybe it didn't fall flat. Maybe... and this is just a stretch... maybe I was trying to display my wily talent for meanness. Just something for you to chew on whilst you cry.

Cranky
06-21-2008, 06:13 AM
But maybe it didn't fall flat. Maybe... and this is just a stretch... maybe I was trying to display my wily talent for meanness. Just something for you to chew on whilst you cry.


Or maybe I get the tinfoil tiara for dumbest AWer...

:roll:

KTC
06-21-2008, 06:14 AM
Or maybe I get the tinfoil tiara for dumbest AWer...

:roll:

That could be arranged. Jay would like nothing more than to have me give up my tinfoil hat. I think it scares her. I'd put up with the voices to bend it into Duncecapness... oops, I mean tiara... for you.

stormie
06-21-2008, 06:15 AM
Hey, that'd be a great thread! No. Wait. Someone might nominate me.

Cranky
06-21-2008, 06:17 AM
That could be arranged. Jay would like nothing more than to have me give up my tinfoil hat. I think it scares her. I'd put up with the voices to bend it into Duncecapness... oops, I mean tiara... for you.


Awww, that's so sweet! Not mean at all. :D

Cranky
06-21-2008, 06:17 AM
Hey, that'd be a great thread! No. Wait. Someone might nominate me.

No worries, I'd crush the competition.

*flexes*

JennaGlatzer
06-21-2008, 07:13 AM
Shady Lane.

Definitely Shady Lane.

I cower in fear when she approaches.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
06-21-2008, 07:14 AM
Dammit! I can't even get a nomination here!

You know what this means, don't you?

I have to get meaner.

Angelinity
06-21-2008, 07:33 AM
Baddest, meanest **** on AW

i see y'all squirming. cain't even allude to my name from dire dread of being splinterated.

Jersey Chick
06-21-2008, 07:35 AM
Hmmm... just remember... not only can I make people disappear, I can make sure they ain't never found... and there's LOTS of room in Giants Stadium... ;)

bwahahahaha!



**damn, it's that cute, fuzzy tiger again, isn't it. You just can't be mean and bad and hiding bodies when you're a cute, fuzzy tiger**

Matera the Mad
06-21-2008, 08:49 AM
BLEAH! :tongue You all suck, you bunch of Mary Sues!

how's that? :D

Sean D. Schaffer
06-21-2008, 09:11 AM
Someone other than me. :D

Like, uhhhhhhhhhhh....

And then there was, uhhhhhhhhhh...

Oh, and don't forget, uhhhhhhhhhhhh....


Uhhhhhhhh....


Yeah, but definitely not me. :rolleyes: