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James81
06-19-2008, 10:43 PM
Heh, I just realized that would men should set aside our internet porn for a few minutes and have a thread of our own too!

This thread is for porn, hot babes, wet t-shirts, hot dogs, barbecue, sports, beer, liquor, farts, and working with lumber.

:D

JoeEkaitis
06-19-2008, 10:49 PM
This thread is for porn, hot babes, wet t-shirts, hot dogs, barbecue, sports, beer, liquor, farts, and working with lumber.

:DOnion rings and buttermilk ranch dressing. You'll be singing out of an opening you never knew could sing.

James81
06-19-2008, 10:51 PM
Onion rings and buttermilk ranch dressing. You'll be singing out of an opening you never knew could sing.

That's hardkore.

Except replace "onion rings" with "jalopeno peppers" and "ranch dressing" with "buffalo sauce".

Tink
06-19-2008, 10:52 PM
Onion rings and buttermilk ranch dressing. You'll be singing out of an opening you never knew could sing.:ROFL:ok now that I am done laughing at yall, I will leave this thread....

James81
06-19-2008, 10:53 PM
I would also like to give you guys some reading material:

http://www.amazon-bargains.co.uk/uploaded_images/The%20Alphabet%20of%20Manliness-782347.jpg

This will be our official "bible".

That is all.

JoeEkaitis
06-19-2008, 10:55 PM
Onion rings and buttermilk ranch dressing. You'll be singing out of an opening you never knew could sing.


That's hardkore.

Except replace "onion rings" with "jalopeno peppers" and "ranch dressing" with "buffalo sauce".I said "sing," not "cry yer li'l eyes out and scream for Mommy."

James81
06-19-2008, 10:56 PM
I said "sing," not "cry yer li'l eyes out and scream for Mommy."

Well, eat enough of it and you'll toughen that o-ring right up. :D

James81
06-19-2008, 10:57 PM
By the way, your eyes are not deceiving you.

That is, in fact, a man and that man is punching a g--damn gorilla right in the face.

Haggis
06-19-2008, 10:58 PM
*lights up cigar*

James81
06-19-2008, 11:02 PM
*lights up cigar*

Cuban?

quickWit
06-19-2008, 11:06 PM
Cuban?

You're assuming he's Cuban just because he's a Chihuahua? That's offensive.

James81
06-19-2008, 11:09 PM
You're assuming he's Cuban just because he's a Chihuahua? That's offensive.

:roll:

Haha, I actually had a reply to this but I hit backspace. I realized it probably WOULD be offensive to cubans (even if I was just joking).

That being said, nothing makes an orifice sing like Mexican food.

dolores haze
06-19-2008, 11:16 PM
*runs through thread holding nose and squirting febreze*

I could smell this thread all the way over in the SF/F forum. Jeez!

James81
06-19-2008, 11:19 PM
*puts a hog in the pit and begins a hog roast to get that nasty fabreeze smell out of here*

Ah, that's much better.

rhymegirl
06-19-2008, 11:25 PM
This never works, you know.

The women always bust in and try to hang up curtains, spray air freshener around and generally spoil all your fun. We did it before in another thread.

Haggis
06-19-2008, 11:27 PM
This never works, you know.

The women always bust in and try to hang up curtains, spray air freshener around and generally spoil all your fun. We did it before in another thread.

Hey, rhymegirl. Make me a sammich. Okay?

James81
06-19-2008, 11:30 PM
This never works, you know.

The women always bust in and try to hang up curtains, spray air freshener around and generally spoil all your fun. We did it before in another thread.

Hey, that's cool.

I suppose I got a few things I could do in the girly thread. :D

rhymegirl
06-19-2008, 11:31 PM
Ahem.

Oooh, I forgot FLOWERS!!!

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j80/rhymegirl/vase.jpg

Haggis
06-19-2008, 11:36 PM
Ahem.

Oooh, I forgot FLOWERS!!!

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j80/rhymegirl/vase.jpg

Look, guys. Weed!

James81
06-19-2008, 11:36 PM
Look, guys. Weed!

:roll:

Someone get this man a bowl!

rhymegirl
06-19-2008, 11:37 PM
Hey, rhymegirl. Make me a sammich. Okay?

*waves magic wand*

Poof! You're a sammich.

Captshady
06-19-2008, 11:37 PM
Dang ... bit of a sensitive subject for me, because I feel like I was emasculated by my soon to be ex. I'm sick and tired of apologizing for being a man.

I respect women, I seriously do, but if you got your boobies out of the top of your shirt like they're resting on a platter, you won't catch me staring ... but you might catch me LOOKING, while you're looking the other way. I mean c'mon, they're boobs, and I'm a guy.

I'll occasionally do some work that require my profuse sweating. I'll no longer apologize for 1) my musk and 2) the fact that my sweating will require that I drink a Dr. Pepper quite quickly, and will soon thereafter, burp. And burp loudly!

I'll then laugh, or, if my ears are on the receiving end of a loud, bassey burp, I'll either laugh or compliment the gentle, but that's not a man issue. It's a maturity issue.

maestrowork
06-19-2008, 11:40 PM
After chatting with my ex last night, I need this room.

James81
06-19-2008, 11:40 PM
Dang ... bit of a sensitive subject for me, because I feel like I was emasculated by my soon to be ex. I'm sick and tired of apologizing for being a man.

I respect women, I seriously do, but if you got your boobies out of the top of your shirt like they're resting on a platter, you won't catch me staring ... but you might catch me LOOKING, while you're looking the other way. I mean c'mon, they're boobs, and I'm a guy.

I'll occasionally do some work that require my profuse sweating. I'll no longer apologize for 1) my musk and 2) the fact that my sweating will require that I drink a Dr. Pepper quite quickly, and will soon thereafter, burp. And burp loudly!

I'll then laugh, or, if my ears are on the receiving end of a loud, bassey burp, I'll either laugh or compliment the gentle, but that's not a man issue. It's a maturity issue.

Things I will never apologize for:

1. Burping (although I might try to keep my mouth closed when it happens)
2. Canvassing the tundra for fresh meat and cooking it up real nice with flour and butter
3. Staring at a beautiful woman from head to toe like she's some kind of piece of meat
4. Chewing loudly and with my mouth open
5. Trying to light my own farts on fire

jennifer75
06-19-2008, 11:41 PM
Did somebody say Buttermilk dressing??? Got fries with that?

maestrowork
06-19-2008, 11:44 PM
These "girly" or "manly" threads are all so typical, stereotypical, and wrong. They reduce men or women to a pile of interchangeable cardboard characters with predefined stereotyped behaviors, many not very pleasant. The "manly" stuff mentioned are nothing more than childish, immature, sophomoric, 12-year-old. They're hardly "man"-ly at all.


I'm very disappointed.




~~~BURP~~~~

jennifer75
06-19-2008, 11:44 PM
Baby rub my back, I've got cramps.

James81
06-19-2008, 11:45 PM
*punches maestrowork in the face*

Hey, you wanna watch sportscenter?

jennifer75
06-19-2008, 11:46 PM
Just like a man, ignore me when I'm complaining...get yer own damn beer ya lazy sons a b!tches.

Captshady
06-19-2008, 11:53 PM
Just like a man, ignore me when I'm complaining...get yer own damn beer ya lazy sons a b!tches.

:e2yawn:

/me watches Jennifer's butt as she leaves.

dolores haze
06-19-2008, 11:53 PM
Here's a present for ye, lads.

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/3879/adrianalima137pe.jpg

James81
06-19-2008, 11:56 PM
She's awesome, Delores. You don't have any blondes up your sleeve do you?

JoeEkaitis
06-19-2008, 11:56 PM
Say it ain't so, Joe!

http://www.georgelois.com/images/Milestones/milestones%20images/Olivetti_Nameth_Typing.jpg

Captshady
06-19-2008, 11:58 PM
http://www.chewingthecud.org/Grilled_Steak.jpg

jennifer75
06-19-2008, 11:58 PM
http://www.chewingthecud.org/Grilled_Steak.jpg

Don't forget who slaved over that.

maestrowork
06-20-2008, 12:00 AM
Don't forget who slaved over that.

Most chefs are men.

That's a fact.

James81
06-20-2008, 12:01 AM
Most chefs are men.

That's a fact.

I was going to say, at the very least it's usually men who grill stuff.

jennifer75
06-20-2008, 12:01 AM
Yea well, something tells me that most of you men don't have one of them personal male chefs at home.....slavin over ya.

James81
06-20-2008, 12:03 AM
Yea well, something tells me that most of you men don't have one of them personal male chefs at home.....slavin over ya.

Well, I live alone. If I don't cook, I don't eat. :tongue

dolores haze
06-20-2008, 12:04 AM
She's awesome, Delores. You don't have any blondes up your sleeve do you?

Of course I do. Here ye go...

http://phillipphiles.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/divine22.jpg

James81
06-20-2008, 12:05 AM
FINALLY! A woman who is less attractive than Roseanne!

maestrowork
06-20-2008, 12:05 AM
Yea well, something tells me that most of you men don't have one of them personal male chefs at home.....slavin over ya.

My dad's the chef at home.

I cook for myself and whoever I happen to be living with at the time...

I guess I'm not typical.

jennifer75
06-20-2008, 12:07 AM
Will you rub my back when I complain?

dolores haze
06-20-2008, 12:07 AM
FINALLY! A woman who is less attractive than Roseanne!

That's a man, m'dear.

James81
06-20-2008, 12:08 AM
That's a man, m'dear.

:roll:

You almost destroyed my theory that Roseanne is the most unattractive female on the planet.

Whew! My theory still stands.

aliajohnson
06-20-2008, 12:20 AM
*Brings in a bowl of greasy chips, real casual like.*

*Puts them on the sticky coffee table, real casual like.*

*Walks away, real casual like.*


*Slips behind the ridiculously oversized T.V. with a note pad, pen, and personal air filter.*

What? I have a male MC. It's research.

Don Allen
06-20-2008, 12:21 AM
So this is where ray hangs out.. The mens room....

Gravity
06-20-2008, 12:28 AM
:::I walk in here wearing worn jeans, a flannel shirt, and biker boots. In my left hand I hold a freshly-drawn, chilled-to-perfection draft beer; in my right I caress a well-worn copy of I the Jury , by Mickey Spillane. By my side trots a golden retreiver named Bob. Bob would give his life for me. In the far corner, Spike TV is on, the sound low. On it, burly men are striking each other in the face. I survey the room, and spot my favorite maroon leather easy chair. It's set off by brass buttons, and smells good enough to eat. Speaking of food, I approach the coffee table, which is laden with enough Slim Jims, pork rinds, and Dave's Insanity Sauce to outfit George Patton's Third Army. I devour until I am sated. Reaching the fireplace, I set my beer down on the mantle, and cock a bemused eyebrow at the rest of the lads in the room:::

"This is fine," I say with a contented nod. "This is very, very fine."

SPMiller
06-20-2008, 12:50 AM
Will you rub my back when I complain?Only if it leads to the sex you've been withholding for weeks.

maestrowork
06-20-2008, 12:52 AM
Only if it leads to the sex you've been withholding for weeks.

Her back hurts, but she doesn't have a headache.

:wiggle brows:

KTC
06-20-2008, 12:54 AM
Of course I do. Here ye go...

http://phillipphiles.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/divine22.jpg

This native love is restless and I'm just not satisfied!

dolores haze
06-20-2008, 01:02 AM
So you think you're a man?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiIJOB0GLW4

KTC
06-20-2008, 01:03 AM
Tiffany and Cartier are telling me the time, so... YES.

KTC
06-20-2008, 01:04 AM
I saw him in concert. Awesome show! Native Love was the best...

KTC
06-20-2008, 01:05 AM
NATIVE LOVE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qs8DF5SjGc)

dolores haze
06-20-2008, 01:16 AM
It's a divine lovefest in the manly thread. Love it!

MsK
06-20-2008, 01:17 AM
*Strolls in, takes look around, can't stop smiling*

I thought you guys might get tired of staring at white walls, so I went out and found something to liven this place up a bit.
I do have to apologize though, because it is quite large!!!
*still can't stop smiling *

http://www.etonline.com/media/photo/2008/01/38521/400_dbeckham_080108_armani.jpg

SPMiller
06-20-2008, 01:18 AM
Gee, thanks. You ladies are so thoughtful.

KTC
06-20-2008, 01:25 AM
It's a divine lovefest in the manly thread. Love it!

It's poetic, don'tcha think.

dolores haze
06-20-2008, 01:25 AM
I apologize for spaying febreze. Here is my sorry gift.

http://www.barproducts.com/media/co2_keg_tap_detail.jpg

jennifer75
06-20-2008, 01:33 AM
Oooh I love the hilights. Gotta get me some of them.

rhymegirl
06-20-2008, 02:03 AM
I apologize for spaying febreze. Here is my sorry gift.

How do you spay Febreze? Do you do that so it won't make more Febreze?

GeorgieB
06-20-2008, 02:04 AM
Will you rub my back when I complain?

Isn't that something . . . women asking men to "rub my back" when they well know that all the good bits are on the front. Maybe they need a geography lesson.

Captshady
06-20-2008, 05:56 PM
Isn't that something . . . women asking men to "rub my back" when they well know that all the good bits are on the front. Maybe they need a geography lesson.

Yeah, notice there are no "rub my front" requests.

Kitrianna
06-20-2008, 06:32 PM
I could use a shoulder rub, but definitely not a front rub. Kthrok takes real good care of the front.

ACEnders
06-20-2008, 06:35 PM
I could use a shoulder rub too, come to think of it. Maybe I'll let my husband turn it into a front rub later....

Stew21
06-20-2008, 06:40 PM
It's poetic, don'tcha think.
Yes I do think. so I think I'm going to port the manly thread into the poetry forum. ;)


Quite a few of our poets here are men - and quite the talented bunch, I must say.

Being in the poetry forum would bring a new level of manly to this thread.



Trish, digs men with poetic sensibility.

KTC
06-20-2008, 06:55 PM
DO it! lol. AW is finally going mad. a-porting we will go.

C.bronco
06-20-2008, 07:03 PM
Here ya go, kids:
http://www.switched.com/2008/01/06/rc-cooler-the-remote-controlled-beer-delivering-robot/
It's like a dream come true.

Priene
06-20-2008, 07:09 PM
This lass needs to put some clothes on. She'll catch a death.

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/3879/adrianalima137pe.jpg

dobiwon
06-20-2008, 07:34 PM
Yes I do think. so I think I'm going to port the manly thread into the poetry forum. ;)


Quite a few of our poets here are men - and quite the talented bunch, I must say.

Being in the poetry forum would bring a new level of manly to this thread.



Trish, digs men with poetic sensibility.Yeah:

The Man Room

Gentlemen, raise your glasses
To the fairer sex
Admire their boobs and asses
It just ain't that complex.

Forget your wives and girlfriends
This room is just for you
Camaraderie herein transcends
Relationships, so chug your brew!

James81
06-23-2008, 05:03 PM
I am disappointed in you guys. *shakes head*

jennifer75
06-23-2008, 08:09 PM
I know. Quite the sad little thread isn't it?

Haggis
06-23-2008, 08:50 PM
I know. Quite the sad little thread isn't it?

What? We're busy scratching.

DL Hegel
06-23-2008, 11:08 PM
What? We're busy scratching.Spoken like a real man...or a dog with fleas?

mscelina
06-23-2008, 11:25 PM
Introducing...the LOLCatz for 'manly men.'

*snicker*

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i293/isabelle_spurrier/funny-pictures-cat-hi-crap.jpg

Captshady
06-23-2008, 11:41 PM
I know. Quite the sad little thread isn't it?

Ain't NUTHIN little in THIS thread, honey!

Better? ;)

Oh yeah ... almost forgot .. *slaps Jennifer on the fanny*

Seaclusion
06-24-2008, 02:26 AM
I figure I need some beer and hot wings and then I'm going to oogle the hooters.

Richard

SPMiller
06-24-2008, 02:47 AM
I figure I need some beer and hot wings and then I'm going to oogle the hooters.

RichardI'm always up for staring at boobs.

do u c wat i did thar?

I said I was up. Heh heh. I was talking about my penis being erect. Get it? Get it?

aliajohnson
06-24-2008, 02:50 AM
I'm always up for staring at boobs.

do u c wat i did thar?

I said I was up. Heh heh. I was talking about my penis being erect. Get it? Get it?

*And with that, alia steps out from behind the tv, throws notebook in garbage, and vows only to write f/f romance from now on.*




Side note--You know, there just aren't enough opportunities in life to talk about yourself in third person. :D

MsK
06-24-2008, 06:58 AM
I'm always up for staring at boobs.

do u c wat i did thar?

I said I was up. Heh heh. I was talking about my penis being erect. Get it? Get it?

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-dog-pictures-infatuated-with-your-wiener.jpg

Captshady
06-24-2008, 07:00 AM
*And with that, alia steps out from behind the tv, throws notebook in garbage, and vows only to write f/f romance from now on.*




Side note--You know, there just aren't enough opportunities in life to talk about yourself in third person. :D

I'm sorry, did you say something? I was staring at your monster rack :D

dolores haze
06-24-2008, 07:07 AM
Hey, guys! It's Alia's rack. Impressive, huh?

http://www.stoneycreekltd.com/files/6_gun_rack.gif

SPMiller
06-24-2008, 07:11 AM
That rack is awfully phallic.

What a train wreck of symbolism.

dolores haze
06-24-2008, 07:17 AM
Do you notice that one is missing? Alia's packing heat!

SPMiller
06-24-2008, 07:28 AM
Do you notice that one is missing? Alia's packing heat!Now, being a man, I'm used to hiding something that long and hard in my pants all the time ...

... but Alia? I think she's out of her league.

aliajohnson
06-24-2008, 07:31 AM
Do you notice that one is missing? Alia's packing heat!


And I'm a helluva shot.


I said dance, boys.

Captshady
06-24-2008, 11:48 PM
http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/whale_tails

You're welcome, fellas!

HeronW
06-24-2008, 11:58 PM
And more...
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-cat-licks-his-hypotenuse.jpg

James81
06-26-2008, 10:59 PM
http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/whale_tails

You're welcome, fellas!

Oh hell yes! :D

I have a "guy" sort of comment to make (although I'm not sure if it is MANLY or not)...

why is it that kids will ALWAYS find that one central region on your body and then RUN right at it? I swear, I'm going to start wearing a damn cup when I get my kids.

aliajohnson
06-26-2008, 11:11 PM
Oh hell yes! :D

I have a "guy" sort of comment to make (although I'm not sure if it is MANLY or not)...

why is it that kids will ALWAYS find that one central region on your body and then RUN right at it? I swear, I'm going to start wearing a damn cup when I get my kids.


We train them.

DL Hegel
06-26-2008, 11:27 PM
Oh hell yes! :D

I have a "guy" sort of comment to make (although I'm not sure if it is MANLY or not)...

why is it that kids will ALWAYS find that one central region on your body and then RUN right at it? I swear, I'm going to start wearing a damn cup when I get my kids.a cup is a good idea.


We train them.true

Captshady
06-26-2008, 11:34 PM
ROFL James! I hear ya ... like there's some kind of orbital pull to that region or something!

James81
06-26-2008, 11:39 PM
ROFL James! I hear ya ... like there's some kind of orbital pull to that region or something!

I mean, I know they are HUGE, but I had no idea they had their own gravitational pull. :D

Tink
06-26-2008, 11:43 PM
Uhh, Captshady, you are wanted over in the Girlie Thread....

DL Hegel
06-27-2008, 12:04 AM
Uhh, Captshady, you are wanted over in the Girlie Thread....
Tink Stop trapping men and eating them--wait that's me never mind:)

Tink
06-27-2008, 12:52 AM
Tink Stop trapping men and eating them--wait that's me never mind:)
yeah, DL, I am too tiny too devour a whole man, I just tickle them to death by fluttering my wings....:)

Kitrianna
06-27-2008, 12:54 AM
Tink, you scared James away! Now who am i going to spank?

Tink
06-27-2008, 01:00 AM
Well, Kit, I'd say I was up for it but, well, we want to punish the men not entertain them...:D

Kitrianna
06-27-2008, 01:02 AM
:roll:

Tink
06-27-2008, 01:05 AM
:roll: Oh, what the He!!, smack away...:e2moon:....:D

Kitrianna
06-27-2008, 01:08 AM
No, no. You're absolutely right. We want to punish them, not make them happy.

Tink
06-27-2008, 01:09 AM
No, no. You're absolutely right. We want to punish them, not make them happy.:roll:

Captshady
06-27-2008, 01:11 AM
No, no. You're absolutely right. We want to punish them, not make them happy.

You have boobs, and you're in our room.

You've made us happy.

Kitrianna
06-27-2008, 01:11 AM
*leaves and drags TInk with her*

Tink
06-27-2008, 01:14 AM
Ouch, the bumps are rough...can I get up now? I promise I will not flash anyone or anything else. I will leave quietly and ladylike... *flutters eyelashes innocently*

Kitrianna
06-27-2008, 01:16 AM
*Grabs Tink by the hand* Not that I don't trust you...No, I don't trust you. Period. Come on, we're still making them happy!

Tink
06-27-2008, 01:18 AM
*hangs head in defeat and lets Kit lead me quietly from thread*

Kitrianna
06-27-2008, 01:21 AM
You can thank Capt for us leaving. He pointed out that us being here was making w`all happy. Can't be having that! *gives the guys a parting shot*
:e2moon:

Tink
06-27-2008, 01:26 AM
wahooo!!! you go girl...let me help you out....:e2moon:...Nah, nah, nah Boys...u can't touch that!!! :e2tongue:

Captshady
06-27-2008, 01:30 AM
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kitrianna
06-27-2008, 01:37 AM
Dammit Capt. The least you could do was give us a rep point for the moons. I'm going to be in doo doo with Kthrok for this one :tongue.

Tink
06-27-2008, 01:43 AM
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!Captshady, Kit just taught me that ROFLMAO stands for rolling on floor laughing my a$$ off....so what is so danged funny? We mooned you, you ain't suppose to laugh! You could give us a complex or something, you know???

Kitrianna
06-27-2008, 01:45 AM
*Whacks CaptShady on the ass as hard as she can (and that's pretty hard, ask Kthrok) on her way out* No giving Tink a complex. I already know and accept that my a$$ is devine...so are my legs.

soleary
06-27-2008, 01:46 AM
Dang. Getting mooned by a Disney icon. Doesn't get any better than that, boys.

Kitrianna
06-27-2008, 01:48 AM
Y`all be nice to Tink or you'll hear it from me next week. Don't torture them too much Tink..they're no fun when they're grovelling BEFORE I walk all over them :D.

Tink
06-27-2008, 01:51 AM
Y`all be nice to Tink or you'll hear it from me next week. Don't torture them too much Tink..they're no fun when they're grovelling BEFORE I walk all over them :D.ROFLMFAO...yay...I got to use one...thnx Kit...:D

James81
06-30-2008, 05:41 PM
I have a questions for the guys here...

Friday night I danced with (I can't dance, I mean a slow dance here, which is all I can do) a bunch of lesbians.

Does that make me one too?

SpookyWriter
06-30-2008, 05:45 PM
I have a questions for the guys here...

Friday night I danced with (I can't dance, I mean a slow dance here, which is all I can do) a bunch of lesbians.

Does that make me one too?No, that just means that you couldn't take one of them home and they knew it.

Kitrianna
06-30-2008, 05:45 PM
Dumba$$ all heterosexual men are lesbians :tongue

Tink
06-30-2008, 05:46 PM
Dumba$$ all heterosexual men are lesbians :tongue
:roll:

James81
06-30-2008, 05:49 PM
No, that just means that you couldn't take one of them home and they knew it.

:roll:

I bet they were using me to make each other jealous. :tongue

Kitrianna
06-30-2008, 05:51 PM
:roll:

I bet they were using me to make each other jealous. :tongue

If you feel dirty and degraded now, welcome to our world :D.

James81
06-30-2008, 05:52 PM
If you feel dirty and degraded now, welcome to our world :D.

It actually makes me feel ten feet tall and bullet proof.

Kitrianna
06-30-2008, 05:54 PM
'It was then that I hunted him down and choked him, your honor.'
MEN! They'll never get it and if they do, they'll never admit it. That would be unmanly, I'm sure.

James81
06-30-2008, 06:07 PM
'It was then that I hunted him down and choked him, your honor.'
MEN! They'll never get it and if they do, they'll never admit it. That would be unmanly, I'm sure.

I think you have anger issues.

Kitrianna
06-30-2008, 06:46 PM
I think you have anger issues.

I have no issues with anger. It and I get along just fine when we have to. :tongue

writerterri
06-30-2008, 10:20 PM
MMMMM! I love testicleosterones.

Kitrianna
06-30-2008, 10:21 PM
???

Chameleon
06-30-2008, 10:28 PM
What's so manly about this thread?

Captshady
06-30-2008, 10:32 PM
What's so manly about this thread?


****ziiiiiiiiip**** THIS

:tongue

Don't I wish LOL

SPMiller
06-30-2008, 10:33 PM
I've also started to wonder about this thread's manliness. There are lots of ladies but no visible tits. And one dude flinging his dong around. Oh, the horror.

Kitrianna
06-30-2008, 10:33 PM
*nudges Chameleon and whispers* They got jealous of the Girlie Thread and tried to start their own, but they don't talk when there aren't girls in here.

Captshady
06-30-2008, 10:37 PM
I've also started to wonder about this thread's manliness. There are lots of ladies but no visible tits. And one dude flinging his dong around. Oh, the horror.

Hey, dong flinging is an ALL male sport. Notice you never see any women doing it? What better celebration of being male than pointing your schwingschwan at a member of the fairer sex, flinging it and going, "WOOO!!!"

Chameleon
06-30-2008, 10:40 PM
Captshady, I guess that is the only way to prove manliness. Shoulda known.

lol@Kitrianna.

Captshady
06-30-2008, 10:42 PM
Captshady, I guess that is the only way to prove manliness. Shoulda known.

Can you say 'penis envy'?

Kitrianna
06-30-2008, 10:46 PM
Hey, dong flinging is an ALL male sport. Notice you never see any women doing it? What better celebration of being male than pointing your schwingschwan at a member of the fairer sex, flinging it and going, "WOOO!!!"

:Wha: :eek: :Jaw: :gone: :crazy:

Captshady
06-30-2008, 10:48 PM
:Wha: :eek: :Jaw: :gone: :crazy:

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc5/Taylorshae/Austin_Powers.jpg

Do I make you horny, baby??

SPMiller
06-30-2008, 10:51 PM
I prefer to use my penis for other purposes. Whipping it out at random in public runs counter to those purposes in most situations.

Women at least have certain shared experiences to encourage community. Menstruation and pregnancy, for example.

But guys? I'm not sure what defines the universal male experience.

Kitrianna
06-30-2008, 10:54 PM
:Ssh:
I will be good, I will be good, I will be good. *rocks back and forth in her chair*

Captshady
06-30-2008, 10:54 PM
I prefer to use my penis for other purposes. Whipping it out at random in public runs counter to those purposes in most situations.

Women at least have certain shared experiences to encourage community. Menstruation and pregnancy, for example.

But guys? I'm not sure what defines the universal male experience.

We're simpler creatures. We operate by own sense of logic that often is universal among the gender.

There's been a concerted effort to turn men into women, and not the competitive, juvenile, horny, hungry substrate we all are. If you disagree, the metrosexual wine drinking poet hair stylist's thread hasn't been started yet. :D

SPMiller
06-30-2008, 11:17 PM
:Ssh:
I will be good, I will be good, I will be good. *rocks back and forth in her chair*Nah. No need to be good. We're all friends here...

Kitrianna
06-30-2008, 11:23 PM
I prefer to use my penis for other purposes. Whipping it out at random in public runs counter to those purposes in most situations.

Women at least have certain shared experiences to encourage community. Menstruation and pregnancy, for example.

But guys? I'm not sure what defines the universal male experience.

In that case...The circle jerk? :Shrug:

I'm just sayin'

SPMiller
06-30-2008, 11:25 PM
Let's see. How does it go again?

I spend my money on booze, motorcycles, and women. The rest I waste.

Chameleon
06-30-2008, 11:43 PM
Can you say 'penis envy'?

ah. now the thread is sounding more manly. there ya go!

What's to envy about a penis?

Kitrianna
06-30-2008, 11:44 PM
Ciao people. Be back Wednesday.

SpookyWriter
07-01-2008, 12:22 AM
What's to envy about a penis?They don't leak every month and cause adnomial gramps.

James81
07-01-2008, 12:57 AM
I prefer to use my penis for other purposes. Whipping it out at random in public runs counter to those purposes in most situations.

Women at least have certain shared experiences to encourage community. Menstruation and pregnancy, for example.

But guys? I'm not sure what defines the universal male experience.

That's because today's male defines themselves through women.

There are plenty of universal male experiences, yet we're made to feel guilty for the things that WE share in common. For instance, a man's desire to dominate, to hunt, etc. Instead, we sit around in front of computer screens all day or in cubicles instead of figuring out the things that make us men.

I've been thinking about it for a long time. I've read some books on it. And I'm still working on it. What makes me a man? I have a few answers for myself, but I'm still figuring it out.

But it's hard to get men to think about what makes them men because they are too busy trying to figure out, relate to, and cater to women.

DL Hegel
07-01-2008, 04:20 AM
That's because today's male defines themselves through women.

There are plenty of universal male experiences, yet we're made to feel guilty for the things that WE share in common. For instance, a man's desire to dominate, to hunt, etc. Instead, we sit around in front of computer screens all day or in cubicles instead of figuring out the things that make us men.

I've been thinking about it for a long time. I've read some books on it. And I'm still working on it. What makes me a man? I have a few answers for myself, but I'm still figuring it out.

But it's hard to get men to think about what makes them men because they are too busy trying to figure out, relate to, and cater to women. The advice i gave to my brothers about being an adult was simple.
1. Accept responsibility for your actions.
2. Be true to yourself.
3.And no glove--no love. :)
I think those are pretty universal.
If you are true to yourself--you are the man you should be--i think that's true--but i am just a gal.

Captshady
07-01-2008, 04:29 AM
I'll go with number 1 for sure, at all times. Number 2 isn't allowed by mainstream women anymore, and number 3 for single men, not in a committed relationship.

DL Hegel
07-01-2008, 04:46 AM
I'll go with number 1 for sure, at all times. Number 2 isn't allowed by mainstream women anymore, and number 3 for single men, not in a committed relationship.
What kind of women are you hanging around--never mind:crazy:

Susie
07-01-2008, 04:50 AM
*Passes around dainty finger foods to all the guys and runs away.* :)

Silver King
07-01-2008, 05:38 AM
*Passes around dainty finger foods to all the guys and runs away.* :)
The definition of a REAL man is to accept such dainty foods when presented, with a pinky finger raised high in anticipation of delightful tastes, then softly nibbling said hors d'oeuvres in no more than three or four tiny bites.

Is that chocolate I taste in those treats? :)

Susie
07-01-2008, 08:21 AM
The definition of a REAL man is to accept such dainty foods when presented, with a pinky finger raised high in anticipation of delightful tastes, then softly nibbling said hors d'oeuvres in no more than three or four tiny bites.

Is that chocolate I taste in those treats? :)

I had a feeling you would feel this way and yep, that's chocolate, my Kingeth. A wise king, for sure. Enjoy!

jennifer75
07-01-2008, 08:27 AM
Susie! Shouldn't you be in bed with the chocolate king??????

Tink
07-01-2008, 04:25 PM
That's because today's male defines themselves through women.

There are plenty of universal male experiences, yet we're made to feel guilty for the things that WE share in common. For instance, a man's desire to dominate, to hunt, etc. Instead, we sit around in front of computer screens all day or in cubicles instead of figuring out the things that make us men.

I've been thinking about it for a long time. I've read some books on it. And I'm still working on it. What makes me a man? I have a few answers for myself, but I'm still figuring it out.

But it's hard to get men to think about what makes them men because they are too busy trying to figure out, relate to, and cater to women.
James you must be from a whole different world than I am from...or perhaps that is how it is where you are at, here--No way! My man hunts, fishes, dominates, has calloused hands, hangs out with his friends, acts like an adolescent sometimes, still sqeels the wheels on his pick-up truck and motorcycle, looks good in jeans and when he says 'Hell No!' I usually wind up listening, not always, but mostly. :D
Seriously, I want him to be The Man in our relationship. I like that his guns are loaded and he is prepared to protect us and ours. I like that he can and will knock the crap out of someone who needs it yet he can wrap those same arms around me in a lovin' way. I like that he doesn't let me boss him around. We are 60/40 and sometimes I am the 60 and sometimes he is the 60. It is a give and take but seriously, I wouldn't like him if he let Me define Him.

James81
07-01-2008, 04:30 PM
I'll go with number 1 for sure, at all times. Number 2 isn't allowed by mainstream women anymore, and number 3 for single men, not in a committed relationship.

Who cares what mainstream woman want? What do YOU want? ;)


James you must be from a whole different world than I am from...or perhaps that is how it is where you are at, here--No way! My man hunts, fishes, dominates, has calloused hands, hangs out with his friends, acts like an adolescent sometimes, still sqeels the wheels on his pick-up truck and motorcycle, looks good in jeans and when he says 'Hell No!' I usually wind up listening, not always, but mostly. :D
Seriously, I want him to be The Man in our relationship. I like that his guns are loaded and he is prepared to protect us and ours. I like that he can and will knock the crap out of someone who needs it yet he can wrap those same arms around me in a lovin' way. I like that he doesn't let me boss him around. We are 60/40 and sometimes I am the 60 and sometimes he is the 60. It is a give and take but seriously, I wouldn't like him if he let Me define Him.

I didn't mean to make it sound like all men are like that. But there are a lot of men like that.

Tink
07-01-2008, 04:34 PM
Who cares what mainstream woman want? What do YOU want? ;)Thats right, what do YOU want?



I didn't mean to make it sound like all men are like that. But there are a lot of men like that.
No, James, no problem. I knew that. I just wanted to add my two cents in. I do know men like that tho and they do nothing at all for me. I don't understand it but it is no different than women who allow their men to define them...I like to be Me and that is what I like and Admire in others as well. Be YOU and if someone doesn't like you, Oh WELL! The way i see it is everyone has different taste...ie: You may like your steak well done and I may like mine rare but that is ok. I am not eating your steak and you are not eating mine...
Does that make any sense at all?

James81
07-01-2008, 04:39 PM
No, James, no problem. I knew that. I just wanted to add my two cents in. I do know men like that tho and they do nothing at all for me. I don't understand it but it is no different than women who allow their men to define them...I like to be Me and that is what I like and Admire in others as well. Be YOU and if someone doesn't like you, Oh WELL! The way i see it is everyone has different taste...ie: You may like your steak well done and I may like mine rare but that is ok. I am not eating your steak and you are not eating mine...
Does that make any sense at all?

Yeah...in fact, I have a little saying that I've applied to my life lately...

Know Thyself

Love Thyself

Be Thyself

Also (guys) realize that those three things are a journey. It'll take time to be able to do all through. I've been working at it for a year and a half and I'm just now coming to the third one.

Tink
07-01-2008, 04:49 PM
Yeah...in fact, I have a little saying that I've applied to my life lately...

Know Thyself

Love Thyself

Be Thyself

Also (guys) realize that those three things are a journey. It'll take time to be able to do all through. I've been working at it for a year and a half and I'm just now coming to the third one.
That is wonderful. I am glad that you are applying that to your life. It took me awhile to understand and embrace that concept. When I was younger it seemed that all I wanted out of life was to be accepted and I would change for others so I could please everyone (that is, except me) and then it was like a light went off or perhaps it was something inspirational I read...but I put away all of the insecurities and said I AM ME and I can't be anyone else but ME so like me or don't! Oh, it didn't happen overnight but I have made alot of headway and I am proud of it. And you know what i have found out? Most folks really Like Me! and if they don't they are the ones pretending now...

Captshady
07-01-2008, 05:06 PM
Who cares what mainstream woman want? What do YOU want? ;)

You got that right. It's like I said early on in this thread, I'm sick of apologizing for being a man, or trying to tame man-ish insticts. That part of MY life is over.

Tink
07-01-2008, 05:15 PM
This is to address a rep I recieved that said I was from the old world and that men as I described in my previous post does not can't exsist in the modern world...But they do!!
Or am I just imagining that my guy or my brother or all of my cousins or all of our friends and they don't exsist? Trust me, they do exsist in this world. Seriously, the place I am from is a predominantly Farming community and maybe that has something to do with it. There is alot of laboring with the back around here as well as laboring with the mind. There are men in our community that are as you percieve them but there are alot of men here, in our community, that is just like my description above.

ps- I need to fix this...the men in our community runs equipment that is very modern. There is on-board computers and there is computers in pratically every farm office around here. These guys that I refer to are smart and do use computers but that doesn't mean that they don't do and or go for the physical side of life. Maybe they are lucky in that they do have the best of both worlds...both modern and old school attitude. :)

Alice.S
07-01-2008, 05:16 PM
hehe....sorry but the name of this thread doesn't sound "MANLY" (hehe) at all...

Tink
07-01-2008, 05:21 PM
hehe....sorry but the name of this thread doesn't sound "MANLY" (hehe) at all...'Manly' haha, i get it...took me a minute but I get it...Hehe! :)

James81
07-01-2008, 05:28 PM
This is to address a rep I recieved that said I was from the old world and that men as I described in my previous post does not can't exsist in the modern world...But they do!!
Or am I just imagining that my guy or my brother or all of my cousins or all of our friends and they don't exsist? Trust me, they do exsist in this world. Seriously, the place I am from is a predominantly Farming community and maybe that has something to do with it. There is alot of laboring with the back around here as well as laboring with the mind. There are men in our community that are as you percieve them but there are alot of men here, in our community, that is just like my description above.

The internet has an attraction to guys who are chained to a computer for a good chunk of their day. So for a lot of those guys, it's hard to imagine anything else but what their own experience is. I was (and in a lot of ways) still am that way. I'm still trying to figure out what makes me a man.

And I am beginning to think that I would probably be happier with more physical work. Last year, when I first started realizing that I didn't know who I was or what made me a man, I began to get more active. I played softball. I walked. I played basketball. I got out into the words. Four wheeling. Hunting. Etc. I know that by becoming active like that, I began to be a lot more confident and happy with myself.

Tink
07-01-2008, 05:34 PM
The internet has an attraction to guys who are chained to a computer for a good chunk of their day. So for a lot of those guys, it's hard to imagine anything else but what their own experience is. I was (and in a lot of ways) still am that way. I'm still trying to figure out what makes me a man.

And I am beginning to think that I would probably be happier with more physical work. Last year, when I first started realizing that I didn't know who I was or what made me a man, I began to get more active. I played softball. I walked. I played basketball. I got out into the words. Four wheeling. Hunting. Etc. I know that by becoming active like that, I began to be a lot more confident and happy with myself.I get that, that the internet has an attraction to guys that are chained to their computers, etc. and Thank goodness for ya'll or them. What would our world be without people who use their Brain Power instead of their Backs to make a living? Everyone has a role, everyone has something to contribute no matter what or where you are at... and its good that you are experiencing the outdoors and all of its wonderful activities. You don't have to be chained to that computer 24/7. Just like a man that does work outside or work with their backs or is very physical doesn't have to be outdoors 24/7. YOU can have both worlds. You can be a computer wiz and still be a Manly Man!

Captshady
07-01-2008, 05:49 PM
This is to address a rep I recieved that said I was from the old world and that men as I described in my previous post does not can't exsist in the modern world...But they do!!
Or am I just imagining that my guy or my brother or all of my cousins or all of our friends and they don't exsist? Trust me, they do exsist in this world. Seriously, the place I am from is a predominantly Farming community and maybe that has something to do with it. There is alot of laboring with the back around here as well as laboring with the mind. There are men in our community that are as you percieve them but there are alot of men here, in our community, that is just like my description above.

I'm not saying they don't exist. I'm saying that the modern woman's world of today is collectively trying wimp out men. We're assholes for admiring women's figures! We're expected to NOT look at your tits while you dress like a slut at work. We can't say "you look nice today," because that now means "I want to fuck your brains out" instead of - "you look nice today."
I can't invite you to lunch because that's an "unwelcome advance."

Modern women expect men to shave their pits!

It's offensive to modern women to put gender into any working role. There's no such thing as a mailMAN anymore, regardless of what's actually dangling down there. Hell, it's not even a manhole cover, it's a "personal access chamber hole cover." It's not mankind anymore, because my father, and his father, and his father, etc were insensitive enough to use that word to refer to the whole of the human race, the bastards!

Traditional male hobbies like hunting, fishing, bowling aren't kosher anymore. We must spend all of our time in the company of women, and most women don't like those sorts of things.

There are no more mens clubs, they've been litigated so heavily that men are no longer allowed to gather together sans women.

And even more "modern," women want to take over men's bathrooms. We can't even take a piss without women wanting to invade our territory. Next will be the complaining about how men's hygiene practices in the restroom don't follow some girlie practices. We're a few short years away from management memos telling men how we'll be reprimanded for leaving the seat up.

Next, is the locker rooms. We'll be expected to shower and change clothes after rugged activity, in front of women. The women will be showering and naked as well, and men will be in massive trouble for the slightest glance. We can't make jokes about getting laid, farting, or women without offending some poor woman whose intruding into no wo-man's land.

James81
07-01-2008, 05:58 PM
I'm not saying they don't exist. I'm saying that the modern woman's world of today is collectively trying wimp out men. We're assholes for admiring women's figures! We're expected to NOT look at your tits while you dress like a slut at work. We can't say "you look nice today," because that now means "I want to fuck your brains out" instead of - "you look nice today."
I can't invite you to lunch because that's an "unwelcome advance."

Modern women expect men to shave their pits!

It's offensive to modern women to put gender into any working role. There's no such thing as a mailMAN anymore, regardless of what's actually dangling down there. Hell, it's not even a manhole cover, it's a "personal access chamber hole cover." It's not mankind anymore, because my father, and his father, and his father, etc were insensitive enough to use that word to refer to the whole of the human race, the bastards!

Traditional male hobbies like hunting, fishing, bowling aren't kosher anymore. We must spend all of our time in the company of women, and most women don't like those sorts of things.

There are no more mens clubs, they've been litigated so heavily that men are no longer allowed to gather together sans women.

And even more "modern," women want to take over men's bathrooms. We can't even take a piss without women wanting to invade our territory. Next will be the complaining about how men's hygiene practices in the restroom don't follow some girlie practices. We're a few short years away from management memos telling men how we'll be reprimanded for leaving the seat up.

Next, is the locker rooms. We'll be expected to shower and change clothes after rugged activity, in front of women. The women will be showering and naked as well, and men will be in massive trouble for the slightest glance. We can't make jokes about getting laid, farting, or women without offending some poor woman whose intruding into no wo-man's land.

Let me ask you a question...

You entire post is revolved about what women want. Why? Why do you feel like you need their permission to be a man? (I ask you that question because I have asked MYSELF that question)

You want to know what I discovered? I discovered that I am much happier (and so are women actually) when I make no apologies for being a man. I am a man, I like to fucking hunt, fish, talk about sex, look at a girl like a piece of meat....and I make no apologies for it. That doesn't make me insensitive (I can be sensitive when the ocassion calls for it). That doesn't make me a pig. And if a woman can't handle that about me, then that's her own damn loss. ;)

BTW, what women SAY they want and what they ACTUALLY want are two entirely different things. If you listen to what a woman says she want, you are going to be a very confused, miserable man. Be a man. Be yourself. And make no apologies for it.

In fact, that should be our creed in this thread. :D

NO APOLOGIES. :tongue

Captshady
07-01-2008, 06:03 PM
James, we're on the same page. I'm only trying to explain how I've come to my personal beliefs, and why I'll never apologize for being a man, EVER again.

Tink
07-01-2008, 06:07 PM
Man, Captshady, I don't really know what to say...Yes, YES, I do! I am glad that I live in the country and I am glad that I am not the 'Modern Woman' you described in your post. I am glad that I can joke about farting, gettin laid and alot of other non-modern women approved agenda... I am glad that MY postman is still the postman. I am glad that the men around here still have their places to hang out with out women there breathing down their backs. I am glad that we still say Mankind around here. It does not make me angry if I get a compliament as long as you are respectful. It doesn't even make me angry if you look at my boobs (it might make my man angry) but as long as you don't leer for long minutes with drool sliding down your chin, I will take it as a compliment and if I dress like a slut then I expect I will get looked at like a slut, so what? What is the big F--king deal? If I put myself in that situation then I better be prepared for what may happen...if I wear a low cut top and no one looks, I am going to be upset. If I wear my short-shorts to show off my legs and the curve of my ass and no one looks, I am going to be upset. If I wear a short skirt and no one looks then I am going wonder why... Seriously, NOT All women are like you have described and not all men are as any of us has described. Everyone is different and Thank MANKIND for that and thank goodness we are different.
ps- If being a super modern woman is what you describe then please, refer to me as COUNTRY TO THE CORE!!! AS OLD SCHOOL!!! I will not take it to mean anything but GOOD!!!

Captshady
07-01-2008, 06:15 PM
Man, Captshady, I don't really know what to say...Yes, YES, I do! I am glad that I live in the country and I am glad that I am not the 'Modern Woman' you described in your post. I am glad that I can joke about farting, gettin laid and alot of other non-modern women approved agenda... I am glad that MY postman is still the postman. I am glad that the men around here still have their places to hang out with out women there breathing down their backs. I am glad that we still say Mankind around here. It does not make me angry if I get a compliament as long as you are respectful. It doesn't even make me angry if you look at my boobs (it might make my man angry) but as long as you don't leer for long minutes with drool sliding down your chin, I will take it as a compliment and if I dress like a slut then I expect I will get looked at like a slut, so what? What is the big F--king deal? If I put myself in that situation then I better be prepared for what may happen...if I wear a low cut top and no one looks, I am going to be upset. If I wear my short-shorts to show off my legs and the curve of my ass and no one looks, I am going to be upset. If I wear a short skirt and no one looks then I am going wonder why... Seriously, NOT All women are like you have described and not all men are as any of us has described. Everyone is different and Thank MANKIND for that and thank goodness we are different.
ps- If being a super modern woman is what you describe then please, refer to me as COUNTRY TO THE CORE!!! AS OLD SCHOOL!!! I will not take it to mean anything but GOOD!!!

Do you have a sister? J/K :tongue

You're an awesome lady! Now I'm dying to know what area you live in, so I can see if they have any computer jobs nearby LOL!

Captshady
07-01-2008, 06:17 PM
Sorry Susie, thank you for the finger snacks LOL! I just got on my soapbox before I had a chance to say anything. Just picture me ranting all of that above while eating crumpets, and lady fingers and sh--- ... stuff.

Tink
07-01-2008, 06:20 PM
[QUOTE]Do you have a sister? J/K :tongueyes, I have two. One in TX., shes taken though and one right next door that was recently widowed.


You're an awesome lady! Now I'm dying to know what area you live in, so I can see if they have any computer jobs nearby LOL!I live in SE Missouri! Thnx for the compliment, I will take it and not be offended. Capt. it sounds like you have been around some pretty horrible, control freaking be-itches alot. Go to a good old fashion country bar and hang out for a minute. There are alot of women like me in San Antonio. I have been there many times, heck I grew up mostly in Texas. Look around, outside of your office, you'll see.:)

Tink
07-01-2008, 06:21 PM
Sorry Susie, thank you for the finger snacks LOL! I just got on my soapbox before I had a chance to say anything. Just picture me ranting all of that above while eating crumpets, and lady fingers and sh--- ... stuff.
:roll:

Captshady
07-01-2008, 06:25 PM
Thank YOU for the compliment! I'll be on the prowl soon enough, I want to make sure my divorce is finalized, and I have some work to do on me first. But then, look the F*&^ out!!!

Tink
07-01-2008, 06:29 PM
Thank YOU for the compliment! I'll be on the prowl soon enough, I want to make sure my divorce is finalized, and I have some work to do on me first. But then, look the F*&^ out!!!

Good for you! You go, you Manly Man, you!!!! and I respect the fact that you are waiting for your divorce to be finalized before you go on the hunt and that you have self-work to do first. Sounds to me like you are on the right track...keep on, keeping on Man!!!!!!!!!

Captshady
07-01-2008, 06:31 PM
Good for you! You go, you Manly Man, you!!!!

That's me! :guns::box::e2salute::e2sling::e2headban

James81
07-01-2008, 06:32 PM
James, we're on the same page. I'm only trying to explain how I've come to my personal beliefs, and why I'll never apologize for being a man, EVER again.

Good. Good. I wasn't sure if you were there or not, but good for you if that's where you are at. :D

(there may be lurkers who are not, though, and I say, come in here you bastards! Be men with us! Let us build things out of lumber, eat beef jerkey, burp, and lust after women!)

Tink
07-01-2008, 06:33 PM
Hey do any of you listen to Lynyrd Skynyrd? I know they are Old School and I hope you know that I am not ashamed to admit that I love their music...

...anyway they put out this song yrs, and yrs. ago called 'On the Hunt', find it, listen to it...some might be offended by it but if you truely listen to the words I think you will understand its true meaning and like it.

Tink
07-01-2008, 06:35 PM
Good. Good. I wasn't sure if you were there or not, but good for you if that's where you are at. :D

(there may be lurkers who are not, though, and I say, come in here you bastards! Be men with us! Let us build things out of lumber, eat beef jerkey, burp, and lust after women!)ROFL!! Can't I play? I can do all of that except for the lustin' after the women part...

Captshady
07-01-2008, 06:35 PM
Yeah, they'll always be awesome! I'll dl the song!

Tink
07-01-2008, 06:40 PM
Yeah, they'll always be awesome! I'll dl the song!Let me know what you think of it, K?

James81
07-01-2008, 06:46 PM
ROFL!! Can't I play? I can do all of that except for the lustin' after the women part...

Hey, this is an "A" and "B" thread..."C" your way out of it.

Tink
07-01-2008, 06:51 PM
Hey, this is an "A" and "B" thread..."C" your way out of it.
Man, that is an old school saying....your doing it J-81, I am soooo proud of your Manly ORDER you just gave me but guess what? I am not listening! You can't make me...:tongue neener, neener, neener:tongue...you can't make me leave...:tongueNeener, neener, neener :tongue

ACEnders
07-01-2008, 06:55 PM
That's me! :guns::box::e2salute::e2sling::e2headban

:roll:

Tink
07-01-2008, 06:56 PM
:roll:Ace, i am so glad you are here, I just lerve these MEN but I have needed you this morning...badly!!!

ACEnders
07-01-2008, 07:02 PM
Aw, Tink! Thanks! I need you too!

Tink
07-01-2008, 07:06 PM
I am right here Sweetie, right here in this Manly thread for you...:)

ACEnders
07-01-2008, 07:09 PM
Where'd the manly men go anyway?

Tink
07-01-2008, 07:14 PM
I don't know, maybe over to the Girlie thread...or Captshady is listening to the song I suggested and James is getting in trouble at work cuz he took off his pants...:D

James81
07-01-2008, 07:14 PM
Man, that is an old school saying....your doing it J-81, I am soooo proud of your Manly ORDER you just gave me but guess what? I am not listening! You can't make me...:tongue neener, neener, neener:tongue...you can't make me leave...:tongueNeener, neener, neener :tongue

Ok, but I must warn you, I WILL use force if necessary.

*punches Tink in the face*

Hey, you wanna watch the game? :D

Tink
07-01-2008, 07:15 PM
Ok, but I must warn you, I WILL use force if necessary.

*punches Tink in the face*

Hey, you wanna watch the game? :D*Punches James right back*

Sure, who's playing?


Oh, sorry, here's a tissue for the blood pouring from your nose...:D

James81
07-01-2008, 07:22 PM
I propose we start...some sort of CLUB...where we just hit each other. There'll be rules and shit and later we can build an army of mayhem.

Who the fuck is with me?

Tink
07-01-2008, 07:26 PM
I propose we start...some sort of CLUB...where we just hit each other. There'll be rules and shit and later we can build an army of mayhem.

Who the fuck is with me?OOOOHHHH...ME, ME...I can take it...

Rules- who the hell wants rules in a hittin club...just come here and let me knock the f--k out of you and thats that...well-- I don't know, maybe we do need some rules.
RULE #1- If you hit me in the boobs I will kick you below the belt, so don't do it!!!!

James81
07-01-2008, 07:47 PM
No no no.

Rule #1: Nobody talks about the hitting club.

Tink
07-01-2008, 07:57 PM
No no no.

Rule #1: Nobody talks about the hitting club.Ok, ok, ok...I won't mention the h-----g club again, K?! sheeeessshh :D

Susie
07-01-2008, 09:13 PM
Susie! Shouldn't you be in bed with the chocolate king??????


Oh, I am, Jenn! :)

SPMiller
07-01-2008, 09:17 PM
Whenever a man encounters an object in his environment, he can take any one of a number of actions as follows:

- burn it?
- kill it?
- fuck it?
- eat it?

These can be combined to form more complicated actions. For example, you can kill and then eat something. However, killing and then fucking something is generally frowned upon.

BenPanced
07-01-2008, 09:19 PM
You forgot throw it or kick it.

Tink
07-01-2008, 09:29 PM
You forgot throw it or kick it.Sheeit!!!


Whenever a man encounters an object in his environment, he can take any one of a number of actions as follows:

- burn it?
- kill it?
- fuck it?
- eat it?

These can be combined to form more complicated actions. For example, you can kill and then eat something. However, killing and then fucking something is generally frowned upon.OK, OK...you two accomplished what J-81 set out to do earlier...I am the 'c' so c-u-later...I am out of here, Its deffinately gotten too rough for me!

Seaclusion
07-01-2008, 09:31 PM
Also forgot--make it do stupid tricks for you to show how much control you have over it.

Richard

Tink
07-01-2008, 09:34 PM
Sea, shame on you, don't conspire with those men....

...but I will have to remember that for future use---Buhahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ps-where r u at now? r u better?

SPMiller
07-01-2008, 09:36 PM
OK, OK...you two accomplished what J-81 set out to do earlier...I am the 'c' so c-u-later...I am out of here, Its deffinately gotten too rough for me!Sorry for offending your delicate sensibilities.

Oh wait. No I'm not ;)

P.S. -- it probably would be too rough for you...

Eskimo1990
07-01-2008, 09:37 PM
Why do I think that more females post here then men??? lol

Hi!!! :D

Seaclusion
07-01-2008, 09:38 PM
I'm still in Cleveland but the knee is getting better-slowly. And keeping on topic, these Clevelanders watch more sports than I have ever seen.

Richard

SPMiller
07-01-2008, 09:39 PM
Why do I think that more females post here then men??? lol

Hi!!! :DWe're just luring you in here. For a very specific reason.

Seaclusion
07-01-2008, 09:40 PM
We're just luring you in here. For a very specific reason.

But we won't tell you the reason. You'll have to find out after we've achieved it.

Richard

BenPanced
07-01-2008, 09:43 PM
Also forgot--make it do stupid tricks for you to show how much control you have over it.

Richard
And tape it so that you can either post it on Youtube, get it shown on David Letterman, or both.

Tink
07-01-2008, 09:45 PM
Sorry for offending your delicate sensibilities.

Oh wait. No I'm not ;)

P.S. -- it probably would be too rough for you...
Don't apologize...my senses can take more than that:D...have you read any of the post in here this morning? Its all about not apologizing for being, saying, and/or acting MANLY.

Tink
07-01-2008, 09:47 PM
I'm still in Cleveland but the knee is getting better-slowly. And keeping on topic, these Clevelanders watch more sports than I have ever seen.

RichardGlad to here you are better. Maybe i need to visit Cleveland...naw, scratch that, I really only like to watch football, wrong season...

SPMiller
07-01-2008, 09:49 PM
Don't apologize...my senses can take more than that:D...have you read any of the post in here this morning? Its all about not apologizing for being, saying, and/or acting MANLY.'Course I have. Thus the "no I'm not" bit.

Seaclusion
07-01-2008, 09:49 PM
Last night when the Indians starting losing, they switched the TV to Arena football because the Cleveland team was winning. Tink, you can have football almost all year long now. and you know what goes with football--drinking beer.

Richard

Tink
07-01-2008, 09:50 PM
Why do I think that more females post here then men??? lol

Hi!!! :DBe Careful in here. These men like to try to scare you with all their tough talk...;)


We're just luring you in here. For a very specific reason.Maybe you should be alittle afraid...


But we won't tell you the reason. You'll have to find out after we've achieved it.

RichardMaybe you should be just a tad bit more afraid...


And tape it so that you can either post it on Youtube, get it shown on David Letterman, or both.OK...now is the time to run...:D

SPMiller
07-01-2008, 09:51 PM
Maybe you should be alittle afraid...Like I said earlier: I ain't scared. You're all talk!

Tink
07-01-2008, 09:51 PM
Last night when the Indians starting losing, they switched the TV to Arena football because the Cleveland team was winning. Tink, you can have football almost all year long now. and you know what goes with football--drinking beer.

Richard
Wahoo, Football and Beer. STAY there, K. By the time I get there it will be 5 o'clock somewhere...;)

Tink
07-01-2008, 09:53 PM
Like I said earlier: I ain't scared. You're all talk!
No, I told her to be afraid...I didn't say anything about me being scared.;)

SPMiller
07-01-2008, 09:55 PM
No, I told her to be afraid...I didn't say anything about me being scared.;)o, urrite!

Ahem. Doesn't have to be five to drink beer, does it? Shit. Who made that rule up? I recommend the killing and burning actions!

Maybe... maybe they meant after five in the morning. Yeah. That's it.

Eskimo1990
07-01-2008, 09:55 PM
Nah I ain't scare.

I'll just threaten them with my tools that I have to make them girls :D ;)

Seaclusion
07-01-2008, 09:55 PM
Not to give away any big secret, but the truth is that men are motivated by only three things. Food, sex, and sporting activites. If you ever want to know what a man is going to do, just refer back to this list.

Richard

Tink
07-01-2008, 09:58 PM
o, urrite!

Ahem. Doesn't have to be five to drink beer, does it? Shit. Who made that rule up? I recommend the killing and burning actions!

Maybe... maybe they meant after five in the morning. Yeah. That's it.:D I just ABSOLUTEly love your way of thinking.... I am with you on this...it meant the a.m. thing and not the p.m. thing.

*gets up and raids frig for a beer-cola*

Tink
07-01-2008, 10:01 PM
Not to give away any big secret, but the truth is that men are motivated by only three things. Food, sex, and sporting activites. If you ever want to know what a man is going to do, just refer back to this list.

RichardDamnit...and here I thought I had it figured out. Food first, really? I always thought you men liked sporting activities (which for some of ya, is sex) sex next and then food and sleep came last.;)

Tink
07-01-2008, 10:01 PM
Nah I ain't scare.

I'll just threaten them with my tools that I have to make them girls :D ;)
:roll:

SPMiller
07-01-2008, 10:03 PM
Nah I ain't scare.

I'll just threaten them with my tools that I have to make them girls :D ;)This is probably a really horrible thing for me to link you to, but...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata

Seaclusion
07-01-2008, 10:03 PM
Damnit...and here I thought I had it figured out. Food first, really? I always thought you men liked sporting activities (which for some of ya, is sex) sex next and then food and sleep came last.;)

I forgot- not necessarily in that order.

Richard

SpookyWriter
07-01-2008, 10:05 PM
Damnit...and here I thought I had it figured out. Food first, really? I always thought you men liked sporting activities (which for some of ya, is sex) sex next and then food and sleep came last.;)I've found that you can do all at the same time. Just be careful when using sharp instruments though.

Tink
07-01-2008, 10:06 PM
I've found that you can do all at the same time. Just be careful when using sharp instruments though.:D

Seaclusion
07-01-2008, 10:07 PM
I've found that you can do all at the same time. Just be careful when using sharp instruments though.

Yes, but playing hockey and eating is really tough. So is sky diving and sex, but it has been done.

Richard

Tink
07-01-2008, 10:08 PM
I forgot- not necessarily in that order.

RichardOrder, who needs order anyway, just do it how ever makes you happy...thats the way I see it. Live and let live. Eat and let eat. Play and let play....:D

SpookyWriter
07-01-2008, 10:09 PM
So is sky diving and sex, but it has been done.

RichardBut you only need a minute to climax. There's plenty of time left over to have a smoke before you have to pull the chute.

Tink
07-01-2008, 10:10 PM
[QUOTE]But you only need a minute to climax. Spoken like a true man....

Seaclusion
07-01-2008, 10:11 PM
But you only need a minute to climax. There's plenty of time left over to have a smoke before you have to pull the chute.

Yes, but then you'll have to listen to her post coital comments all the way down.

Richard

Tink
07-01-2008, 10:16 PM
Yes, but then you'll have to listen to her post coital comments all the way down.

RichardNope, just can't say it...just can't comment on this one!










Oh, heck, why not...what if it didn't take her but a minute to finish and it was the other way around and she had to listen to his drivel all the way down, HMMMM, can u answer me this, kind sir?

SpookyWriter
07-01-2008, 10:19 PM
[quote=SpookyWriter;2505401]Spoken like a true man....Hey, I'm happy. What's the problem? :Shrug:

Tink
07-01-2008, 10:22 PM
[quote=Tink;2505411]Hey, I'm happy. What's the problem? :Shrug:Point well taken....but what about----Naw, never mind! :Shrug: *shakes head sadly for the po' po' girl that takes that jump with Spookywriter*

Seaclusion
07-01-2008, 10:24 PM
Oh, heck, why not...what if it didn't take her but a minute to finish and it was the other way around and she had to listen to his drivel all the way down, HMMMM, can u answer me this, kind sir?

That would be a physical impossibility. No manly man wants to talk after the act. He wants to roll over and go to sleep.

Richard

Tink
07-01-2008, 10:27 PM
That would be a physical impossibility. No manly man wants to talk after the act. He wants to roll over and go to sleep.

Richard:roll: u got me there...........but wouldn't that make for a very hard landing? Uh, we were talking about skydiving, wasn't we? *scratches head in confusion, reaches for beer and contemplates the landing*

Seaclusion
07-01-2008, 10:30 PM
:roll: u got me there...........but wouldn't that make for a very hard landing? Uh, we were talking about skydiving, wasn't we? *scratches head in confusion, reaches for beer and contemplates the landing*

True, but some guys can fall asleep anywhere. Pass me a beer while I watch the sports game and think about sex.

Richard

Tink
07-01-2008, 10:31 PM
True, but some guys can fall asleep anywhere. Pass me a beer while I watch the sports game and think about sex.

Richard
:Shrug:oh hell, I give up---here---take the beer...I am gonna go to sleep!!!!!;)

BenPanced
07-01-2008, 10:46 PM
Yes, but then you'll have to listen to her post coital comments all the way down.

Richard
"Honey? Why don't we cuddle after sex?"

Tink
07-01-2008, 10:54 PM
"Honey? Why don't we cuddle after sex?"Or...."Scoot over, will you, your burning me up!"

SpookyWriter
07-01-2008, 10:57 PM
Or...."Scoot over, will you, your burning me up!"Can I have some covers, please?

Captshady
07-01-2008, 10:58 PM
:Shrug:oh hell, I give up---here---take the beer...I am gonna go to sleep!!!!!;)

Don't sleep with your mouth open!

SPMiller
07-01-2008, 11:00 PM
Or...."Scoot over, will you, your burning me up!"Goddamnit I hate that one. I apparently turn into a living furnace at night.

I consider it an extension of my natural desire to burn stuff.

SpookyWriter
07-01-2008, 11:02 PM
Don't sleep with your mouth open!Opportunity.

JLCwrites
07-01-2008, 11:06 PM
Opportunity. Only if she takes her dentures out first.

Tink
07-01-2008, 11:08 PM
Don't sleep with your mouth open!

Neveh!!!!!!!!!!

Tink
07-01-2008, 11:09 PM
Goddamnit I hate that one. I apparently turn into a living furnace at night.

I consider it an extension of my natural desire to burn stuff.No, I do....seriously! And everywhere our skin touches sweat occurs...after, uh, you know...

James81
07-01-2008, 11:10 PM
Only if she takes her dentures out first.

That is so hot.

SPMiller
07-01-2008, 11:10 PM
Only if she takes her dentures out first.The Old Mistresses Apologue (http://www.historycarper.com/resources/twobf2/apologue.htm)

SpookyWriter
07-01-2008, 11:13 PM
Neveh!!!!!!!!!!How do you know?